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149Multiple Personality Disorder »
Minerva is entirely confused when no one seems to be able to pick a fanfic personality and stick with it. Weird? Yes. Funny? I've been convinced that it is. I kid because I love, people...well, kinda.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 15, words: 10k+, favs: 56, follows: 14, updated: 10/1/2004 published: 3/21/2004, Minerva M., Severus S.
21Bruises »
Severus Snape decides to keep a journal, with a specific purpose in mind. Very introspective and slighty angsty in parts. I'm working with an odd psychological theory here-please R and R.Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Drama, chapters: 7, words: 6k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, updated: 8/31/2004 published: 7/22/2004, Severus S.
32Severus Goes on Dr Phil and Harry Goes Ballistic »
Snape gets dragged to Dr. Phil to confront his inner torment...and ends up confronting Harry too. Features ocarinas, illicit affairs, and Monty Python. Part 3 finally up!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, updated: 7/18/2004 published: 3/12/2004, Severus S., Harry P.
5The Gray Nightshirt: Introspection
Severus Snape, if you recall, wears a gray nightshirt. Why? Snape discusses this and the course of his life. Intertwined with and inspired by T. S. Eliot's "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock."Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Tragedy, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/8/2004, Severus S.
24Voldie's Special Meeting with Lucius and Severus »
Voldemort calls Severus and Lucius to his Evil Loft of Doooooom for some very special meetings. Part Two up! Voldie finally got the blacklight posters, Snape defends his intellectualism, and Lucius is very proud of his hair.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 14, follows: 3, updated: 7/6/2004 published: 3/24/2004, Severus S., Lucius M.
39Star Under the Stairs »
On waaayyyyyyy hiatus. If I were you, I wouldn't bother.Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 30, words: 26k+, favs: 13, follows: 4, updated: 6/4/2004 published: 8/14/2003, Severus S., Minerva M.
42What's In Snape's Room? »
Snape takes you on a little tour of his apartment and explains what everything's doing there. Part Three Up-we get him drunk and search his tangerine iMac!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 2, updated: 3/18/2004 published: 8/6/2003, Severus S.
13What's In Draco's Room?
You can tell a lot about a person by what's in their room. Draco's room is no exception. Come join us for a story about love, broomsticks, and sexual orientation. Word.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 583, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/12/2004, Draco M.
17Minerva's Jenny Jones Paternity Test
When McGonagall needs to find out who her baby's daddy is, she turns to Jenny Jones. Features a drop-dead cameo from the chick detective from Law and Order:SVU. It's really strange, but my friend Lauren gives it two thumbs up. You'll like it!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 8/5/2003, Minerva M.