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Joined Oct '12

I'm not going to tell you my name so I shall be refered to as "She-Who-Will-Not-Give-Out-Personal-Information" I will say that my name is a state though. I will also tell you what I look like because about a quarter of he world look like me; I have shoulder length, dark brown hair, olive skin and really tall for my age(see? average.)

Favourite things.

Wow... I have so many, mostly really randomness

Books:

Well... Harry Potter(obviously) Twilight, Gallagher Girls, Blue Bloods, My Sister is a Vampire, Never bite a boy on the first date, Hunger Games, 365 days, Princess plot, Finding Sky and a load more that I can't be bothered to write down.

Films:

Harry Potter, Twilight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cinderella story(1) Just my Luck, Valentines day, The devil wears Prada, Catwoman, The Avengers, Grease, Nativity and Breakfast at Tiffanys

Materialistic things:

Music, Harry Potter, America, Britain( where i live) Audrey Hepburn, Stardoll( my usernames are: gigicraw, twilight2011 and SchylerForce.) Giraffes, Doctor who, Young Dracula, Vampires, Magic, Paranormalness.

Things that kinda class as Hobbies and kinda don't

Drawing, modeling, designing, writing, music, sleeping, READING, Potterheading, Internetting and hanging around with my (annoying) friends and family.

More randomness:

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!

Sarcasm is my body’s natural defense against stupidity.

97% of people believe whatever you say as long as you include statistics.

Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.

It is a known fact that 96% of authors who mysteriously stop updating have been eaten by dragons. The other 4% are hiding in their bath tubs with a fire extinguisher.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Behind every great man is a women rolling her eyes.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into the sewer and die

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

copy and paste:

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

Facts about friends

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

RIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Fade

BEST FRIENDS: Are forever

REASONS WHY GIRLS ARE BETTER THAN BOYS:(I'm not being sexist it's just my opinion)

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

3.We can cry and get off speeding fines.

4. Taxis stop for us.

5. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

6. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

7. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

8. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

9. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

10. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

11. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

12. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems

13. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

14. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

15. Can they bleed for a week and survive

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