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2k+Friendly Neighborhood Nine-Tails » by AkumaKami64
Naruto Uzumaki died at the Valley of the Ends. Unfortunately for a certain Uchiha, Naruto the Kyuubi was born as a result of the chidori impaling the seal. Now Naruto has to get use to living as a walking force of nature while Konoha learns to live with a mountainous fox in their backyard. Kyuubi-NarutoNaruto, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 28, words: 111k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 8/29 published: 9/3/2015, Naruto U.
350The Villain Wrangler Vol 2 » by lil'hawkeye3
Sick and injured children asking to meet the super-powered elite isn't unusual when it comes to wishes, but when one of them asks to meet an infamous villain? Someone's got to take the job. Hopefully, they've all got a compassionate side...X-Men: The Movie, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 6, words: 14k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 8/31/2023 published: 5/31/2020, Erik L./Magneto, Sabretooth, Charles Xavier
1k+Rebirth of the Founders » by DaSalvatore
The Founders found a way of putting powerful safeguards into their bloodlines. Now, as Harry faces off against the shade of Tom Riddle and the basilisk inside the Chamber of Secrets, the Sorting Hat causes one of those safeguards to activate. The result means Harry Potter is now Salazar Slytherin and the most misunderstood Founder is the Boy-Who-Lived.Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Adventure, chapters: 12, words: 124k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 3/6/2023 published: 6/30/2016, [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Salazar S., Helga H.]
1k+Team 7's Secret Motto » by Unleashed Reasoning
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.Naruto, T, English, Humor, chapters: 20, words: 72k+, favs: 7k+, follows: 7k+, updated: 12/29/2022 published: 8/16/2018, Team Seven
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Potter Who and the Wossname's Thingummy » by ForrestUUID
No TARDIS, no screwdriver, and no memory — on the plus side, an owl and a wand! May or may not be AU. "It's all in the mind, you know."Doctor Who & Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Mystery, chapters: 43, words: 244k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/25/2022 published: 8/31/2012, 11th Doctor, Harry P.
2k+The Villain Wrangler » by lil'hawkeye3
When a sick child asks to meet a villain (instead of a celebrity or superhero like with most wishes), someone's got to have the guts to track these wanted individuals down. It's not as easy as one would think. And what's there to worry about: they're all big softies anyways... right?Batman, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 34, words: 57k+, favs: 11k+, follows: 11k+, updated: 11/28/2022 published: 1/2/2017, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Selina K./Catwoman, OC
540A Wizard's Guide to 'Banking' » by Bakuraptor
The problem: muggleborns face terrible discrimination, Voldemort has this awful habit of killing them whenever he gets the chance, and the situation's only getting worse. The solution: Find safety in numbers - and if the numbers don't exist yet, find a way to make them, even if you knock the wizarding world on its head on the way!Harry Potter, T, English, chapters: 20, words: 93k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/6/2022 published: 1/18/2017, Sirius B., Remus L., OC, Amelia B.
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Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer » by Scribbling Steve
Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...Harry Potter, M, English, Drama & Romance, chapters: 12, words: 43k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 4/4/2022 published: 1/22/2022, [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G.
91Ruby and Gold » by lil'hawkeye3
Commander Fox was all settled into a routine... until Senator Riyo Chuchi came along and began to challenge the mundane way he saw the world. "She is more precious than rubies, and nothing you desire can compare with her."Star Wars: The Clone Wars, K+, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 16, words: 28k+, favs: 127, follows: 145, updated: 3/23/2022 published: 7/28/2020, [R. Chuchi, Commander Fox] Padme Amidala, Clones
137 There's No Rule That Says A Wolf Can't Be A Jedi » by Saphroneth
There's a Lothwolf. He's a Jedi. Why not, after all? Art by Sejrende.Star Wars, K+, English, Sci-Fi & Fantasy, chapters: 11, words: 44k+, favs: 568, follows: 394, updated: 1/31/2022 published: 12/26/2021
1k+ The Lust of Gryffindors » by Fearful Porpentine
With the stress of the Tri-Wizard Tournament overwhelming him, Harry is introduced to a secret club in Gryffindor that might be the solution to all his problems. Warning: smut with plot. Begins in fourth year, with characters aged up a year. Rated M.Harry Potter, M, English, chapters: 54, words: 381k+, favs: 4k+, follows: 4k+, updated: 9/5/2021 published: 7/15/2020, Harry P., Hermione G., Angelina J., Katie B.
3k+ Harry Is A Dragon, And That's Okay » by Saphroneth
Harry Potter is a dragon. He's been a dragon for several years, and frankly he's quite used to the idea - after all, in his experience nobody ever comments about it, so presumably it's just what happens sometimes. Magic, though, THAT is something entirely new. Comedy fic, leading on from the consequences of one... admittedly quite large... change. Cover art by amalgamzaku.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 102, words: 735k+, favs: 6k+, follows: 6k+, updated: 7/4/2021 published: 3/10/2019, Harry P.
214 Detox » by Andrew Joshua Talon
There really is an easy way to explain all the weirdness and ridiculousness in Star Trek: Voyager. And of course, it's all because of Neelix. Buckle in, kids, this is gonna be a doozy...StarTrek: Voyager, T, English, Humor, chapters: 25, words: 57k+, favs: 285, follows: 208, updated: 6/9/2021 published: 8/31/2013, Kes, H. Kim, Seven of Nine
174 The Triumph of Lothario » by Rorschach's Blot
All you need is love to save the world.Worm, M, English, Humor, chapters: 7, words: 27k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 760, updated: 5/28/2021 published: 5/27/2021, Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl
689 Why Anakin is no Longer Allowed to Mentor » by sakurademonalchemist
Short one-shots regarding Anakin's terrible sense of humor. Or Why Anakin Doesn't Need to be a Sith to be Evil.Star Wars, T, English, Humor, chapters: 13, words: 10k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 4/17/2021 published: 4/1/2021, [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K.
766 The Dark Lord's Equal » by Lens of Sanity
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 58k+, favs: 3k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 2/21/2021 published: 2/21/2011, Harry P., Hermione G.
958What's Her Name in Hufflepuff » by ashez2ashes
There's still a lot to explore and experience in a world full of magic even if you never become a main character. In Hufflepuff house, you'll make friendships that will last a lifetime. Also, we have a table of infinite snacks. Gen/Friendship. First Year Complete.Harry Potter, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 31, words: 197k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 10/14/2020 published: 8/20/2018, Susan B., Hannah A., OC, Eloise M.
92 Adventures of Muggleborns » by lil'hawkeye3
Wizards are clueless when it comes to most aspects of Muggle culture, as the muggleborns of Hogwarts quickly discover.Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 10, words: 5k+, favs: 498, follows: 496, updated: 4/19/2020 published: 3/14/2017, Albus D., Minerva M., OC
229 Coronation's Lore » by Shadow's Hollow
Lucy can't get over leaving behind Narnia and everything else. Two years after she was told she couldn't return her siblings Peter and Susan are back from America. Maybe though, not everything can go back to normal.Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia, T, English, Hurt/Comfort & Fantasy, chapters: 20, words: 50k+, favs: 297, follows: 341, updated: 1/27/2020 published: 12/22/2011, Lucy Pevensie
1k+ Pranking The Tournament » by Acacia Vix
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 14, words: 59k+, favs: 5k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 11/13/2019 published: 11/27/2018, Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.