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Good Friends and Free Food
After Harley wins a holiday ski trip under shady circumstances, Crane finds himself accompanying her. The Scarecrow is many things, but too good for a hot meal with a friend is not one of them.Batman, K, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 12/25/2024, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow
More My Speed »
Hit receives an awkward invitation from Universe 11's top speedster. After accepting, mainly to get Vados off his back, Hit soon finds more trouble than he bargained for. Between distrustful Pride Troopers, angelic meddling, and the occasional attempted murder, it's a miracle Hit and Dyspo have any time for training. Or anything else.Dragon Ball Super, M, English, Friendship & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 51k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 11/8/2024 published: 3/1/2024, Hit, Vados, Dyspo
3 Spooky Season »
Two tales for Halloween of the Scarecrow doing what he does best: terrifying the populace, and making his own life hard.Batman, T, English, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 10/31/2024, J. Crane/Scarecrow
1 Merry and Bright
A lack of Christmas dinner sends Harley on a quest. Along the way, she finds the spirit of the season thanks to the generosity of strangers.Batman, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 12/22/2023, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow
What Lies Beneath
The Doctor and Bill search a desert planet for a sci-fi staple: sand worms!Doctor Who, K, English, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 9/1/2023, 12th Doctor, Bill P.
8 Valley of the Kings »
The Doctor and Bill are summoned by UNIT to investigate a strange discovery in Egypt. What they find beneath the sands could mean the end of the world.Doctor Who, T, English, chapters: 11, words: 28k+, favs: 9, follows: 5, updated: 8/12/2023 published: 5/7/2021, Kate S., 12th Doctor, Bill P., Missy
1 Lab Assistant
Thanks to an unlucky accident the Scarecrow finds himself unable to celebrate Halloween. Harley Quinn offers to help.Batman, K+, English, Friendship, words: 1k+, favs: 8, follows: 1, 10/31/2022, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow
2Secret Santa
Harley organizes a secret Santa for her friends. The results are as weird as you'd expect.Batman, K+, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 1, 12/25/2021, Harley Quinn, Killer Croc, J. Crane/Scarecrow
1 Horror Show
Commissioner Gordon has a rare evening to himself and decides to see a movie. Nothing can ever be that simple in Gotham, especially in late October.Batman, K+, English, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 10/31/2021, James G., J. Crane/Scarecrow
2 Gotham Ghost Hunt
A group of would-be paranormal investigators goes searching for ghosts in the wrong abandoned building.Batman, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 10/31/2020, J. Crane/Scarecrow
2Quarantine!
Gotham's latest quarantine leads to some odd partners in crime.Batman, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 8/8/2020, Drury W./Killer Moth, J. Crane/Scarecrow
2Left out in the Cold
An early blizzard disrupts the Scarecrow's plans for Halloween. Harley Quinn disrupts them even more.Batman, K+, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 10/30/2019, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow
2 You Really Got a Hold on Me
Holden tries to salvage a trip to California after an interview goes poorly. Ed gets sick of being the backup plan.Mindhunter, M, English, Crime & Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, 9/21/2019
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The Red Eyed League »
Sherlock is faced with a mismatched set of crimes linked only by one odd similarity. The deeper he delves into these crimes, the further he seems from an answer. And the closer he seems to stepping over a precipice from which there is no return. SuperLock.Supernatural & Sherlock, T, English, Crime & Supernatural, chapters: 15, words: 39k+, favs: 68, follows: 93, updated: 3/30/2019 published: 8/8/2015, Crowley, Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty
17 Augmentation »
When Morty's computer breaks, Rick decides to make him one that can withstand his teenage viewing habits. Unfortunately, the robots Rick planned to use for spare parts don't feel like cooperating.Doctor Who & Rick and Morty, T, English, chapters: 7, words: 22k+, favs: 39, follows: 25, updated: 2/1/2019 published: 5/18/2018, 12th Doctor, Morty S., Rick S., Summer S.
1 May All Your New Year Dreams Come True
All the Scarecrow wants for Christmas is to be left alone to plot. All the Mad Hatter wants is a friend. And maybe to be a little bit taller.Batman, T, English, Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 12/25/2018, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
1 Terror in the Library
The Scarecrow goes to the library. Anyone who expects a quiet place to browse the stacks is soon disappointed.Batman, T, English, Horror, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 3, 10/31/2018, J. Crane/Scarecrow
3 Control the Pet Population
After discovering the horror that is hyena childbirth, Harley and the Joker decide against breeding a hyena army and opt for neutering instead. Of course, the Joker isn't THAT responsible, so Harley needs a friend to support her.Batman, T, English, Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 10, follows: 4, 4/13/2018, Harley Quinn, J. Crane/Scarecrow
1Christmas if it Kills Us
Only in Gotham could Christmas feature clowns, hatters, scarecrows, brainwashing, attempted murder, and a party you can't refuse.Batman, K+, English, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 3, 12/25/2017, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow
4 Four Characters in Search of an Exit
A broken elevator threatens to upset Halloween plans for three of Gotham's most infamous villains. And a poor, random schmuck trapped with them.Batman, T, English, Friendship, words: 3k+, favs: 19, follows: 3, 10/31/2017, Harley Quinn, Jervis T./Mad Hatter, J. Crane/Scarecrow