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Hello, nurse! Okay, now that I got that icebreaker out of the way, it's time I introduce myself. I'm devixenrox85, who, up to now, just stuck to reading fanfics. Now I am trying my hand at writing them. So if I publish a story you don't like, don't flame or chase me down alongside an angry mob armed with pitchforks and torches, okay?

I guess I gotta say some things about myself, ne? For those of you who think I will be putting up extremely personal stuff here, you clearly failed cyber web safety 101. That, or you are the underling of a certain Mr. H (Brownies for whoever correctly guesses this reference). Well, here goes!

Age: College age

Favorite series: Naruto, Fruits Basket, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2, One Piece, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Eyeshield 21, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Gargoyles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2004 version), Transformers Animated, Animaniacs, Looney Tunes, Tiny Toon Adventures, Ed, Edd n Eddy, The Wild Thornberrys, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Rugrats, All That, The Amanda Show, The Fresh Prince of Belair, The Nanny

Favorite Pairings:




SasuxNaru (Sorry NaruxSasu fans, but Uchihas don't bottom)

ItaxDei or ItaxKura


Tyki MikkxAllen Walker

You must be seeing a pattern here...

Favorite music: It depends more on the song itself than its genre, but here are some genres I actively seek out-

Bajan soca







Cab Calloway songs (What? The man had talent!)

Political Views: Do they really need to be brought up here?

Religious Views: Is this question really neccessary?

As for my writing style... well, let's just say I am known to overstate things (beta readers are a godsend!). My updates will also be irregular; do not expect me to update every week! I will probably update my stories when they have been finished and beta'd, or when I remember to upload them (Whichever comes first). So try to be patient with me.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Kira Nova, Lady Kitsune Venus,secret lovers, anime-manga-lover-11, devixenrox85

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded


There was once a girl named Ashley who had a boyfriend named Jack.

Jack was the most popular guy in school.

The three most popular girls were Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma.

Jack thought of Ashley as OKAY, but he REALLY liked Courtney.

Courtney liked jack also.

Well, of course she did, everyone did!

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.

Courtney tried to steal Jack away every time she had a chance to.

One day, Courtney asked Jack if he wanted to go to the movies.

Ashley heard everything...what movie theater and what time.

Ashley approached the movies that night and followed Jack and Courtney.

Ashley sat right behind them.

She watched them get close to each other and kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it on in the theater.

Courtney told Jack: "Do you want to come to my place and skip this boring movie?" He replied": "Hell, yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's window.

Jack and her were messing around and Ashley watched the whole thing.

The next day at school Ashley wasn't there.

For the next few days Ashley wasn't there.

A week later her mother found her in her closet dead...she committed suicide because she had loved Jack so much.

Next to Ashley's dead body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I watched you at the movie and at Courtney's house and I will continue to watch you.

I never thought you would do something like this to me.

I really loved you, Jack.

I died for you just like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley.

Please forward this or Ashley will haunt you and try to kill you because she wants everyone to know about Courtney. Thank you.

Ongoing stories

Japanese Scheherazade: While on a field trip at the Konoha museum, Naruto is sent back in time to ancient Persia. And wouldn't you know it? She has attracted the attention of the King. This king, however, is known to get rid of his wives... the bloody way.

Pairings: FemNaruxSasu

Desirous: Feeling down after her godfather's death, Naruto decides to get a pet to cheer her up. But why is Count D presenting her a handsome young man... and calling him a bird?

Pairings: SasuFemNaru

Future stories

Snow Photographs: After the defeat of Dotō, Naruto is recuperating in her hospital room. Koyuki Kazahana, the soon-to-be Daimyō of the Land of Snow, has dragged Sasuke with her so she can have photos to make Naruto an autograph. But does she have another hidden motive...?

Pairing: FemNaruxSasu

Sasuke's Catastrophe: Sasuke was pissed that the new jutsu Kakashi taught him turned him into a cat. He was even more pissed that he couldn't change back. But with every cloud there is a silver lining; In this case, it's a certain blonde jinchūriki...

Pairings:FemNaruXSasu; KakaxIru

A Walk in the Park: Sasuke never did like the park. But that all changes one Saturday morning...

Pairings: SasuxNaru; slight ItaxDei

An Accidental Love: Naruto, a nine-tailed kitsune, found an injured human in the forest and has to take care of him. She has always wanted to meet a human, but does he have to be such a teme?

Pairing: FemNaruXSasu

Unintended Consequences: Naruto has always had a curious nature. So when she finds an old scroll for a Sharingan-only jutsu at the Uchiha mansion, she -of course- forces Sasuke to perform it. It seemingly turns out to be a dud - until Naruto has to literally beat off a bunch of men the next day!

Pairing: FemNaruxSasu; onesided FemNaruxMany

An Artistic Au Pair: Deidara was given a simple request (demand): make sure the Uchiha brat (Sasuke) keeps his paws off Naruto while Grandpa Kurama is away. And she was prepared to deal with that request; now if only she was prepared to deal with his older brother...!

Pairings: ItaXFemDei; FemNaruXSasu

To Bite off more than "She" can chew: Naruto hates the fact that he appears androgynous. But after eating a mysterious fruit his godfather sent him, he hates his appearance even more... after all, how many guys want to turn into a girl by accident?!

Pairings: SasuxNaru or FemNaru(?); some ItaxDei

An Unusual Coming of Age: For her whole life, Naruto Uzumaki has never been in a romantic relationship; hell, she's never even had a one night stand! But on her 20th birthday, she meets someone who may be connected to her love problems...


Adopted Stories

Demonic Winds: Originally done by FallenAngelOf LightAndDarkness. Aside from possibly changing the title, I probably won't change this fanfic all that much. I just need to add some more detail in certain chapters. I also would like to tone down the implied Sakura bashing; she is not my favorite character, but I don't think she deserves bashing.

Poll Announcement! I would really appreciate if those of you readers who can choose some stories for the poll. I won't put up the story/one-shot that gets the most votes until A Japanese Scheherazade is at least a few chapters long, so don't worry about it being postponed for the next story/one-shot.

New Update* 3/15/13

Here is the link for my deviantart account!


And that is all she wrote! Well, for now anyways. I might update this profile again when I have the time (And I'm in college, so the chances for that are pretty slim to begin with...). Well, happy trails!

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