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ChatGPT Crackfic Story you may Like
So to make this clear: I gave some prompts to ChatGPT. I only grouped all the responses together and put them in a single document. I would love to see any one of these mini stories expanded, and hold no claim to exclusivity. Feel free to take any of the stories and expand on your own.Harry Potter & Expanse, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 6k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 5/20, Harry P., Hermione G., Bobbie D., J. Holden
3Harry Potter and the Horcrux Hangover
On my way home from work, I posed the following prompt to ChatGPT : "I need a story set in Las Vegas about Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Luna Lovegood, and Draco Malfoy go to Las Vegas on behalf of the Ministry. It needs to be so Crackfic that most readers will need stitches from laughing." While the chapter is small, the potential is great. I hope you all enjoy.Harry Potter, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 627, favs: 5, follows: 4, 5/19, Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L.
8 Death has an Office
Who knew Death had an office? A former Headmaster of Hogwarts finds out. Shocking revelations lead to a bit of reflection on a recently departed old man.Harry Potter, T, English, Supernatural & Spiritual, words: 3k+, favs: 45, follows: 22, 7/16/2024, [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D., Death
13 Harry of Unimatrix One »
The Borg Queen makes another attempt at assimilating Earth, in the past. Persistance doesn't always pay off. Resistance is not entirely futile, either. Join us as we explore an alternative telling of a green eyed, messy black haired, child of the Potters.Harry Potter & StarTrek: Voyager, T, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, chapters: 2, words: 12k+, favs: 86, follows: 122, updated: 7/15/2024 published: 1/6/2024, Harry P., OC
5 Smallville, Meet Potter
A new prophecy brings about a radical change to how the Last Son of Krypton is raised on Earth. Join us as we explore how three Hogwarts Professors, two Fifth Year students, and a couple of magical animals, plus a smartly dressed humanoid (depending on his mood and outfit choices each day) do wonderful things for Kal-El. Readers should note this story may not be updated often.Harry Potter & Smallville, M, English, Fantasy & Supernatural, words: 8k+, favs: 31, follows: 43, 7/15/2024, [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Jonathan K., Martha K.]
47 Merlin's Great Need »
Merlin, one of the strongest Mages in history, has a Great Need for help. So does an old ship flying through space without a crew.Harry Potter & Stargate: Universe, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 23k+, favs: 223, follows: 344, updated: 6/19/2024 published: 9/24/2020, [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Eli W., Chloe A.]
4 Baby Harry of Nine
An orphan is intended to reside with his last living non magical relatives. A former member of a collective becomes an adoptive mother to the green eyed, messy black-haired boy. Chaos is not allowed to exist without the order of the fanciful.Harry Potter & StarTrek: Voyager, M, English, Humor & Adventure, words: 14k+, favs: 29, follows: 48, 2/17/2024, [Doctor, Seven of Nine]
1 Draco Malfoy gets Sorted
The Sorting Hat has a conversation with a new student. Things don't go according to plan for the student. This is an alternative telling of the Blond youth's sorting, envisioned with a few radical thoughts to the Pureblood (as they call themselves) faction.Harry Potter, T, English, Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 6, follows: 4, 1/30/2024, Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Sorting Hat
2 Hogwarts and the Intrepid
September 1st, 1991. The Hogwarts Express is on its way to Hogsmeade Station. While preparing the castle for the upcoming arrival of new students and a return of older ones, Albus Dumbledore feels a massive drain on the wards. In the skies above Hogwarts, a vessel from the 24th Century appears, close to falling into the castle. Will the crew of Voyager get home to their time?StarTrek: Voyager & Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Sci-Fi, words: 6k+, favs: 24, follows: 39, 1/29/2024, Doctor, K. Janeway, Albus D., Minerva M.
2 Insufficient Funds
Tom Marvolo Riddle made an agreement with Gringotts at the end of his Seventh Year of Schooling. This agreement has some fine print, with some interesting results. A different version of Halloween 1981. (May expand in future if demand is high enough. Not sure though, as it would be a slow story.)Harry Potter, T, English, Drama & Family, words: 3k+, favs: 35, follows: 16, 1/20/2024, [Lily Evans P., James P.] Voldemort, Peter P.
3 Voldemort and the Taxman
I have to completely give credit to ChatGPT for this, I was curious if it could write a short story, with the prompt of Voldemort paying taxes. The result is astounding, and, again, I DID NOT write this myself, I merely posed the idea to an AI. If this is in violation of anything, I will take it down.Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 595, favs: 22, follows: 7, 1/14/2024, Voldemort
1 DeLorean Mishap
Marty McFly is on his way back to his original timeline when something happens to the Time Circuits of the DeLorean. What happened to the Potters?Harry Potter & Back to the Future, T, English, Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 16, follows: 22, 12/6/2023
4 Patronus or Boggart
A Cosmic Convention is being held, and one booth has the option for visitors to find out their Patronus or to see what their Boggart is.Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Fantasy, words: 1k+, favs: 22, follows: 17, 5/7/2022, S. Carter, J. O'Neill, Harry P., Hermione G.
6 Umbridge has a Bad Day
Dolores Umbridge has a Bad DayHarry Potter & Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 20, follows: 13, 7/15/2021, Albus D., F. Flitwick, Gandalf, Boromir
5 Bad Karma Debt Collections
Tom Marvolo Riddle dies in the Battle of Hogwarts. He has an outstanding balance with the Office of the Bad Karma Debt Collections. How will he resolve it?Harry Potter, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 1/25/2021, Voldemort
2 Q Junior's Hyperspanner in the Cogs of Reality
What happens when two lost ships get some help from a member of the Q Continuum? Bedlam? Fun times? Who knows!StarTrek: Voyager & Stargate: Universe, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 33, follows: 41, 10/31/2020, Doctor, K. Janeway, Eli W., Col. E. Young