Six Truths of Life
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue
2. All idiots after reading this will try it
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You are now laughing at your own stupidity
5. You will put this on your profile
6. You still have a stupid smile on your face
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go
Heroes of Olympus Pledge:
I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...
I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...
I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...
I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...
I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...
I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...
I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...
I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...
I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...
I promise to remember Rick Riorden
for making these awesome characters!!!
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
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V.I.D Vishii
Normal People vs. PJO fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm downre sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
'..."So you are dying for love, then," Will said finally, his voice...'
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
laptop
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV
Randy Orton beating up a lowlife on WWE Smackdown
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
6:00pm
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
5:52pm
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
birds
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Last night to feed my dog Jasper
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Fanfiction and a science assessment due tomorrow which hasn’t been started
9. What are you wearing?
White shorts and grey t-shirt with a teddy bear on it
10. Did you dream last night?
yes
11. When did you last laugh?
Today when reading fanfiction
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A painting of a vase of roses, a picture of me and my parents, a picture of me and my mum and paint
13. Seen anything weird lately?
no
14. What do you think of this quiz?
idk
15. What is the last film you saw?
CLASH OF THE TITIANS!
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
All the cigarette companies so I can shut them down, all of my dream cars, a beach house and then give a whole heap to the RSPCA
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I need to always be doing 2 or more things at once
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of money so we can go back to when we used items that meant something, like gems, rather then pieces of paper/plastic
19. Do you like to dance?
sure
20. George Bush:
Idk, ask and American
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Alex
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Jace or Damon
23. Would you ever consider living aboard?
yes
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
idk
The Percy Jackson Quiz!
List 12 PJO Characters:
- Nico
- Percy
- Annabeth
- Ares
- Grover
- Luke
- Bianca
- Hades
- Chiron
- Silena
- Thalia
- Apollo
Answer the following!
Have you ever read a 6 x 11 fic?
I don’t ship Thuke
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Ares is my father!
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?
Last time I check males cant get males pregnant, even if Hades and Apollo are gods
Can you recall any fanfics about 9?
nope
Would 1 and 2 make a good couple?
only if both Thalia and Annabeth die because we all know that Thalico and Percabeth are the best
5x9 or 5x10? Why?
Grover/Chiron or Grover/Silena? Gruniper is so much better
Is there any such thing as a 1 x 8 fluff?
Can you imagine a Nico/Hades fluff?
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 6, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 12.
Translation: Nico and Bianca are in a happy relationship until Chiron runs off with Bianca. Nico, broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Thalia and brief unhappy affair with Luke, then follows the wise advice of Grover and finds true love with Apollo. All completely gross and wrong expect for when Nico sleeps with Thalia. THALICO FOREVER!
How would you feel if 7 and 8 were in a fight?
Fine because what father says no to their daughter?
What would you think if you found 5 was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Super happy because then Grover can introduce me to Percy and Annabeth and then they can introduce me to Nico and Thalia and then I can tell that they are perfect for each other
How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
opens closet and sees Thalia and Hades inside*
Me-"what the fuck are you doing?"
Thalia-"setting up a prank on Nico. Did you know he's scared of ducks?"
Hades-"he says that "Herondales are scared of ducks and if they invented demon pox then we should be scared of them too"'
Me-"We Herondales are always correct, even if it just by marriage."
Jace-"Vishii, can you tell Alec that we are distant cousins!?"
Alec-"we're brothers now, Jace."
Me-"I better go stop them from destroying the house"
closes closet*
How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Not that bad because Percy's insult arent even insults. Calling Annabeth Wise Girl is complementing her
If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?
Kill Chiron because he should comforting her in a fatherly way, not sleeping with her
you found out that 12 was a rapist?
Never go in the sun again
You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Kick her out before she decides to give me a make-over
What would you think if 1 was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If 1 is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?
Nico's not emo nor will he ever be, he just likes the color black because Shadowhunters look better in black and just because someone is emo doesn't mean they self harm
What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?
Creeped out because Ares doesn’t do flowers
6 has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
Try not to get this one in eye, Luke
7, 9, and 4 have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
The Lightwood Llama song is only annoying to those who arent obsessed with The Mortal Instruments
PJO THIS OR THAT !!!
Percy or Jason:
Percy
Annabeth or Piper:
Annabeth
Greece or Rome:
Both
Octavian or Rachel:
Rachel
Zeus or Hades:
Hades
Poseidon or Hermes:
Poseidon
Athena or Aphrodite:
Aphrodite. Athena's a bitch
Artemis or Hera:
Artemis. Hera is a retard
Apollo or Dionysus:
Apollo
Ares or Hephaestus:
ARES!!!
PJO or HOO:
Idk, they're both too epic
Percy or Luke:
Percy
Kronos or Gaea:
Kronos
Ambrosia or nectar:
nectar
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac
1/9
YES! Zeus could die in a hole for all I care
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac
9/10
I'm a child of Ares people, not Poseidion
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night.
9/10
Was not expecting that
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
4/10
Was no expecting that outcome
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
10/10
TOLD YOU SO! I guess I'm daughter of Ares, descendant of both Hades and Poseidon
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
4/10
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun Zoe Nightshade is awesome You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
5/10
I believe that men are stupid and only exist so that we can laugh at them because frankly, its hilarious when men get kicked in the balls
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
2/10
3 cheers for sarcasm! HIP-HIP!...fine be that way
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute.. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
YOUR GUY SIDE
x You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
X Dogs are better than cats.
X Its hilarious when people get hurt
X You've played with/against boys on a team
X Shopping is torture.
X Sad movies suck.
X You own/ed an XBox (:( )
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
X At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice
X You own like a trillion baseball caps.
X You like going to high school football games.
X You used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X Its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
X Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
X Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 21
YOUR GIRL SIDE
X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
X You love to shop.
X You wear eyeliner.
X You wear the color pink.
X Go to your mom for advice.
X You consider cheerleading a sport.
X You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
X You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.(only rings and bracelets)
X Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
X Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
X You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You were in gymnastics/dance. (or still are)
X It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile alot more than you should.
X You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as a little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
X Like being the star of everything.
Total:2
In loving memory...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing she would die
...Bianca Di Angelo, who sacrificed herself for her friends
...Daedalus, who died so Kronos' army couldn't use the Labyrinth
...Silena Beaureguard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckondorf, who died for a mission success
...Ethan Nakamura, who changed in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan war
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Doesnt every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile (I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!)
"I am the girl that hardly goes to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I mostly just sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with reading, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Soccerislife14, Dreaded Fate, Beater1223,achieveXdreamXbelieve,souricebreaker, higherthanlove22, alexis-daughterofposeidon3, ijustaserdyou,Percylia22, V.I.D Vishii
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you think that Thalico is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile
If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.
If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile
When angry…
Mortal: Shut up!
PJO:
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!
Things Learned From Percy Jackson
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson
"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo
"I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson
"Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson
"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson
"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson
"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson
"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson
She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo (I just love that quote!)
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, You Screwed.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.
One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted a gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy and a saw.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run in to walls.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Don't try to sell meteorites to dinosaurs. They might get offended. And, you know, eat you.
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] Look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
Pick ten ships without reading the questions.
1. Thalico
2. Percabeth
3. Jasper
4. Leyna
5. Tratie
6. Gruniper
7. Frazel
8. Lazel
9. Captide
10. Octachel
1: Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?
Nope
2: Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?
A whole heap
3: Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr avatar?
No
4: If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
cool
5: Why is 1 so important?
It's Thalico, nothing is more important than Thalico
6: Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Funny but serious at the same time. That doesn’t make any sense does it?
7: Out of all of your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
Thalico
8: Out of all of the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
Thalico
9: How many times have you read/watched 10’s fandoms?
A lot
10: Which ship has lasted the longest?
Percabeth I think or maybe Gruniper
11: How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?
never
12: If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?
Percabeth
13: Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
no
14: Is 10 cannon?
No…...
15: If all ten ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Thalico
16: Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Not that I know of
17: Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?
Thalico
18: Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
I don’t go on tumblr
19: If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all up forever, which ship would you sink?
Lazel
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking God for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying
Epic Quotes
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
I didn't slap you, I just high-fived your face
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
Life was so simple when boys had cooties!
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A SQUIRREL!
There are 3 types of people in this world: those who can do math and those who can't.
Rules only apply if you're caught
"Pain is your friend, it tells you when you're seriously injured, it keeps you awake and angry but the best thing about it is it lets you know that you're alive."
"Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit."
"If you love someone, don't put their name in a heart, because hearts can be broken, keep it in a circle so it carries on forever"
"I didn't loose my mind, I sold it on Ebay"
"When in danger, or in doubt, Run in circles, scream and shout."
"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up"
Sometimes you make me so mad I want to throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realize I would probably kill myself trying to save you.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.