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Emma Meets the New Girl »
When Emma returns home, she finds that she's been replaced by another mermaid named Bella. The two share a mutual dislike for each other, and as they try and edge each other out of their circle of friends, chaos ensues. How would drama not escalate with teenagers with magical powers?H2O: Just Add Water, T, English, Friendship & Tragedy, chapters: 12, words: 16k+, favs: 17, follows: 18, updated: 8/24/2020 published: 11/24/2012, Rikki C., Cleo S., Emma G., Bella H.
22 Josh's Wedding »
When Drake believes he isn't invited to Josh's wedding, he loses his last bit of sanity and self-control, causing a scene at Josh's most important day of his life thus far.Drake & Josh, T, English, Drama & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 8k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 8/18/2020 published: 7/1/2019, Josh N., Drake P., Mindy C.
13Castle Bleck Oneshots: Untold Tales! »
Our favorite ex-baddies and Lady Timpani are back! Sequel to Castle Bleck Oneshots: A-Z. Join Blumiere, Timpani, Nastasia, O'Chunks, Dimentio, Mr. L, and Mimi, as they go on adventures, share some stories, create chaos, and keep trying to get their lives together!Mario, T, English, Family & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 10, follows: 7, updated: 8/2/2020 published: 9/27/2017, [Count Bleck/Blumiere, Tippi/Timpani] [Dimentio, Mimi]
3 Grandpa and Yugi's Trip to iHOP
Grandpa Muto drags his favorite grandson to the local iHOP. Yugi is not amused, Yami is at first, but even he has his limits. Sequel to "Yami Kills Grandpa." Collab with YUUUUGIIIMOTO1 (Maddie) and drakeparkersband93.Yu-Gi-Oh, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 1, 6/20/2020, [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] Suguroku M./Solomon M.
16The Maelstrom of Mr L »
Post-SPM: Luigi is suffering greatly from the traumatic events of Super Paper Mario and experiencing two brainwashings. He struggles with his identity and is hearing voices. He fears he will lose control of the inner turmoil, and that chaos will overturn his life. Finding himself a mere puppet once again, Luigi must redeem himself. Rated T for dark themes, violence, and death.Mario, T, English, Angst & Suspense, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, favs: 28, follows: 33, updated: 10/9/2019 published: 12/18/2018, Luigi, Mr. L
169 Castle Bleck Oneshots A-Z »
Super Paper Mario one-shots. Each chapter beginning with the next letter of the alphabet. T to be safe. (Friend of Fawful)Mario, T, English, Friendship & Humor, chapters: 26, words: 38k+, favs: 30, follows: 21, updated: 9/23/2017 published: 11/27/2012, Enemies, Count Bleck/Blumiere
2 The Charm
After the events of Mario & Luigi, Princess Peach is once again kidnapped by Bowser. She recalls how Psycho Kamek had given her a present, and they face the consequences that lie ahead. Kamek x Kammy fluff. Story for brave guy. Oneshot.Mario, K+, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 1k+, 9/21/2017, [Kamek, Kammy Koopa] Peach
10Life After Bleck »
It's been about a month since Blumiere and Timpani disappeared and the worlds were saved. Nastasia, O'Chunks, and Mimi still live in Castle Bleck. They have their own ways to deal with their grief. They aren't all great ways, but they're sticking together. Rated T for mentions of alcoholMario, T, English, Angst & Family, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, updated: 12/31/2016 published: 12/28/2016, Nastasia, O'Chunks, Mimi
4Spores
She had known such a day would come; however, she had always held onto the hope that when it did, she'd be long gone. After all, this hadn't been her doing. But where would they go? All of the trees had eyes, as did the hills and nearly every living fungi. Rated T...could go up to M if it gets violent.Mario, T, English, Horror & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 5, 9/4/2016, Mario, Luigi, Peach, Toad
3 The Men in Green
When Luigi went to bed, he didn't expect such a disturbing confrontation. "You can take a mask off a man, but what will that do?" Dark(ish) poem by Friend of Fawful.Mario, T, English, Poetry & Horror, words: 860, favs: 7, 6/13/2016
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Drake, Josh, a Psychic, and Fruit
When Drake and Josh went to Santa Barbara, they didn't know that Josh would be accused of a horrible crime. They didn't know that Shawn Spencer would show up to help them out either. 17th Birthday Present for Maddie ! (Posted a day before so she can see it tomorrow ;) )Drake & Josh & Psych, T, English, Humor & Crime, words: 3k+, favs: 3, 3/5/2016, Josh N., Drake P., Shawn S., Burton G./Gus
Drake2O2
The continuation of the critically acclaimed Drake2O. Drake Parker, the Australian merman, must decide whether to pursue a career in music or remain the boyfriend of Emma Gilbert. Lewis, Cleo, and Rikki disapprove of their relationship and are certain that Drake will reveal them as mermaids to the public. Will Australia erupt in chaos? Will Drake and Josh return to San Diego alive?Drake & Josh & H2O: Just Add Water, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 2k+, follows: 1, 12/15/2015
2 Drake2O »
Once Drake realizes his music career is failing, his parents decide to send him to Australia, where one of Walter's connections has guaranteed him a "music job." However, he meets some very special Australian teens. Teens that are clearly hiding a secret. Drake is determined to find out what they're hiding. He'll make friends, enemies, and maybe find love. Written by Maddie and FOFDrake & Josh & H2O: Just Add Water, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 7k+, favs: 2, follows: 1, updated: 12/15/2015 published: 7/9/2015
2 Mario's Random Day
When the angry sun shines on The Mushroom Kingdom, can Mario save the day? Crack fic HAPPY MAR10 DAY!Mario, K+, English, Parody & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 2, follows: 2, 3/9/2015, Mario
7 Undone
AU-What if Josh followed Drake out of the chemistry classroom during Josh is Done? 16th birthday present for Maddie! :DDrake & Josh, K+, English, Hurt/Comfort & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 84, follows: 16, 3/6/2015, Josh N., Drake P.
22The Beanish Boy »
This is the story of Fawful's life, who he meets along the way, and how he came to be where he is now. Starts before M & L: Superstar Saga. I suck at summaries. :p Rated T, just in case.Mario, T, English, Family & Adventure, chapters: 9, words: 13k+, favs: 9, follows: 11, updated: 2/16/2015 published: 6/9/2013, Cackletta, Fawful
5 Nastasia
"She cannot be replaced. You cannot hope to do so, Nastasia." But hope was all she had left. (Drabble-ish)Mario, K+, English, Angst & Romance, words: 310, favs: 6, follows: 2, 11/22/2014, Count Bleck/Blumiere, Nastasia
3 Save the Worlds!
What if the heroes took their time in going to Castle Bleck? Includes a frustrated Tippi, a gamer Mario, a confused Bowser, a wet Luigi, and an indecisive Peach! Warning: Crack fic, kinda silly.Mario, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, 7/28/2014
The Red-Eyed Horse
Birthday Present for Maddie! When Drake becomes obsessed with an online horse-breeding game, Josh gets really aggravated. Drake's online horse gets a red eye, and threatens him, although none of the other people on the horse game believe him. Contains: Random appearances such as Dora's map, weird references, (hopefully) hilarity. :) Warning: Crack fic, slight language.Drake & Josh, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 3/6/2014, Josh N., Drake P.
Josh the Merman
Story for Steph's 15th birthday! :) Josh finds himself a merman after his cutout of Oprah grants his wish. After accidentally possessing Drake with evil, he must go with Rikki, Bella, Emma, and Cleo to stop himself from getting an evil red tail. Crack fic, rated T for some language (that Maddie insisted upon using).Drake & Josh & H2O: Just Add Water, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 4, follows: 3, 2/12/2014, Josh N., Drake P., Rikki C., Emma G.
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