Hi.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO wherever I may go
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Harry's the bravest
Ron's the most oblivious
Hermione's the smartest
Ginny's the toughest
Neville's the clumsiest
Luna's the weirdest
Dumbledore's the greatest
McGonagall's the strictest
Snape's the greasiest
Nick is the ghostiest
Crabbe's the largest
Goyle's the dumbest
Fred is the funniest
Cho is the sappiest
But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :)
The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.
Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.
PERCY JACKSON SERIES!
I'll remember Percy when I'm at the sea/beach.
I'll remember Annabeth when I meet a smart girl.
I'll remember Grover when I see someone eating a napkin.
I'll remember Tyson when someone shouts, "PONY!"
I'll remember Rachel when someone spits out something green.
I'll remember Chiron when I meet the nicest teacher.
I'll remember Mr. D when a teacher calls me by my wrong name.
I'll remember Poseidon when I'm at Hawaii.
I'll remember Thalia when I meet someone afraid of heights.
I'll remember Nico when I see someone gloomy.
I'll remember Bianca when I meet someone scold her brother.
I'll remember Luke when I see someone witha scar on their lip.
I'll remember Bessie when I see a male cow that looks like a girl.
I'll remember Zoe when I meet someone who hate boys.
I'll remember the Stoll brothers when I lost my wallet.
I'll remember Katie Gardner whenever I see a plant.
I'll remember Will Solace when I see a bow and arrow.
I'll remember Castor and Pollux when I see (drunk) twins.
I'll remember Selena when someone asks me, "do you want a makeover?"
I'll remember Beckendorf whenever I see a cruise with fire.
I'll remember Clarrise when I see a girl who looks dangerous.
I'll remember everybody... Promise.
YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor
There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!"
Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes
When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses
You burn food to see if it smells good
You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"
You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo
Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family
You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...
You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood
You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air
You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite
You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
You sometimes try to control water
You don't read anything but PJO for three months
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket
Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword
Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test
And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth
You make a list of characters never to anger and why
You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?"
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks
You give all your siblings godly parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians
When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
You cried when you finished TLH
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood
Pledge to the Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someone’s smile is very hearty
HEROES OF OLYMPUS!
I'll remember Piper when I see a pretty girl with a kind attitude.
I'll remember Jason when I see someone that's doing the perfect stuff.
I'll remember Leo whenever I see metal and fire.
I'll remember Khione when someone gives me a cold look.
I'll remember Bachus when I see someone with wine.
I'll remember the bad guys when I see... well... bad guys?
I'll remember everyone... Promise.
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
In Remembrance...
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauder...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
...In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
...She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
We found courage with Neville, we laughed with Fred and George, we were unique with Luna, we learned from Hermione, we found confidence with Ron, and we stuck until the end with Harry. Spread the word. We are the Harry Potter Generation.
You Might Be An Author If...
1. Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.
2. You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.
3. You often imagine your books becoming movies.
4. Spell check is your best friend.
5. You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.
6. You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.
7. You smile really big when your gonna finally write a character love scene.
8. Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.
9. You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.
10. Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.
11. You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.
12. You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.
13. Things that are written bad annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.
14. You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.
15. You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.
16. If your note writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.
17. You talk to yourself... constantly.
18. You forget what day it is when your writing.
19. When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.
20. You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.
21. You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.
22. You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.
23. When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.
24. If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.
25. You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.
26. You are in love with the Thesaurus.
27. You dream about your stories.
28. You dream of new stories.
29. You often revisit some of your old stories.
30. Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
People think you have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
Sayings
"If I cannot move heaven, then I will raise hell."
"I used to be a people person, but then people ruined it for me."
"Make me your Aphrodite. Make me your one and only. Don't make me your enemy."
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
"It's not really paranoia if they're really out to get me."
"I'm not elite, you all just suck"
"I'm off to ruin more lives."
"To insult one Slytherin was to insult all of them."
"Welcome to Team: BETTER THAN YOU!"
"It is better to reign in hell then serve in heaven."
"So passes/goes the glory of the world.(A Latin phrase: Sic Transit Gloria Mundi)"
"I know I'll never trust a single thing you say.
You knew your lies would divide us but you lied anyway.
And all the lies have got you floating up above us all.
But what goes up has got to fall."
"I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am."
"Come to the dark side, we have cookies"
"Hope, the force that drives us forward and lights the darkness in our darkest hour"
"You are a very manipulative brat."
"War does not prove who is right, only who is left."
"For the Greater Good"
“Braccas meas vescimini!" I wasn't sure where the Latin came from. I think it meant 'Eat my pants!'
"Constant Vigilance"
"Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything."
"Never harm one of ours"
"I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead.”
"Being the hero is overrated."
"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo."
"There are no rules, only guidelines."
"A god named Fred?”
"If no one sees you, are you really there at all?"
"It seemed so empty to me at that moment. Meaningless to be a hero."
"It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one."
"It's not how we fall, it's how we get back up again."
"When luck ain't with you it's against you."
"How the mighty have fallen."
“Don't feel bad, I'm usually about to die.”
"Better the (devil/enemy/hell) you know."
"Been there, done that, have the t-shirt."
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all who wander are lost."
"Why are we so worried for the dead? It is the living we should be worried about."
"You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.”
"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Great men are almost always bad men."
"Don't dare the Gryffindors, laugh at the Slytherins, tease the Ravenclaws, or bribe the Hufflepuffs. Any of these will likely end in tears."
"No shit, Sherlock"
"You clearly don't have any appreciation for our sarcasm."
"The road to hell is paved with good intentions."
"Gryffindors plan, Slytherins scheme, Ravenclaws plot, and Hufflepuffs try to figure out what the hell is going on with them all."
"If I could get a good grip on reality, I'd choke it."
"He has his hobbies, I have my hobbies, and you have yours."
"I won't blow up the house"
"I'd tell you, but then, I'd have to kill you."
"That isn't the slightest bit disturbing."
"Proud? Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..."
"We're screwed!" "No shit!"
"There's no need to call me sir Professor."
"Identify our identity..."
"Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver!"
“Wow," Thalia muttered. "Apollo is hot." "He's the sun god," I said. "That's not what I meant.”
"Define normal."
"The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death."
"You're catching on now?"
"Stupid, stupid, stupid!"
"Who knows with girls? Give me a haywire dragon any day."
"I decided to give the poor man a chance. And by a chance, I struck him down not caring for his mentality."
"If the world didn't suck;we'd all fall off."
"And to Severus Snape; May he rest in whatever he prefers instead of peace."
Stories I Am Working On
Percy The Prince Of Olympus Book 1: The Lightning Thief- Summary: What if Percy was the Prince of Olympus? Would things be different? Another version of the lightning thief but with Percy as prince.
The Lost Legion-Summary: Percy, Annabeth, Thalia, Nico, and a few of their friends have been banished from either Camp Half-Blood or Camp Jupiter. They make their way to Alaska, and with a few demigods they picked up on the way, build an army to help deities across the globe. After years of training, the four, along with Reyna, Leo, Piper, and Jason, have become gods by the Fates and each fell into deep slumber after each of the eight marrying one another and having a kid. 100 years later, with bases around the world, the demigods who banned the group now need their help to defeat a greater force. With four of the eight already awake, and with the help of the kids, leading the Legion in place of those still in slumber, will the two camps be able to ally themselves with such a widespread organization? Or will past events cause strife between the Legion and the two camps? Well that's Divine Protector of Mangos summary. She said I could write a story based on hers since she discontinued her use her story. My summary: (Still working on it)
The Fallen- Seven heroes form a group after being betrayed, disowned and cast out. They catch the attention of the mortals.Alliances form. Who are the seven? We are Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Nico di Angelo, Hazel Lévesque, Frank Zhang, Percy Jackson and Bianca di Angelo. This is our story, how we went from outcasts to the very top, where nobody has ever never reached. Well what are you waiting for, read.
Stories That I Will Post
The Games We Play And The Prices We Pay A Christmas Twist- Summary: Saying his life went downhill after the Giant War is an understatement. He left. Everyone misses him. Christmas is coming up. Everyone has one wish. The same wish. They thought it could never be granted but they thought wrong. They know where he is. Only one will and can see him again. They must impress the AoC first especially her the commander. How far will they go to get back Percy's respect and just see him again. Who will win the games?
Hit On Olympus-Summary: Percy got dumped and isn't exactly welcome at both camps. He becomes a god eventually but what's with all of his kids? Aphrodite, etc.(still need to think about this part) and even Aretmis and Hera. Did he turn into another Zeus? What about his friends sorry ex-friends at the camps? Who knew he could sing better than Apollo?
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand.
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of the endless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
The Great Prophecy:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
Harry Potter And Voldemort Prophecy(The First Prophecy):
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...
Born to those who have thrice defied him, born as the seventh month dies...
and the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the Dark Lord knows not...
and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives...
The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies...
Harry Potter(The Second Prophecy)
(In The Book):
It will happen tonight. The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained these twelve years. Tonight, before midnight...
the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight...
before midnight...
the servant...
will set out...
to rejoin...
his master...
(In The Film/Movie):
"He will return tonight...
Tonight, he who betrayed his friends, whose heart rots with murder...
shall break free. Innocent blood shall be spilt...
and servant and master shall be reunited once...
more!"