Before i get started, the only reason i haven't written any fanfics is because i don't know how. :( But I do love to read good ones, so if you read any good ones PM me and let me know or if you make any and would like me to read them or comment please PM me. Thank you. :D
Sorry not giving out personal Information.
Favorite Book Series: PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS and/or HEROES OF OLYMPUS can not wait until House of Hades comes out!
Date to save: August, 16, 2013 (day the sea of monsters goes in theaters, hopefully this one is not as bad as the Lightning Thief)
Favorite Subject: Ooh toughy, because I don't like school that much, but if I have to choose one, science. Besides band and lunch of course.
Least Favorite Subject: SOCIAL STUDIES CURSE THAT SUBJECT!!!! (mostly because of the teacher)
Favorite Quote: "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says, 'Im Possible'
Thing I hate most in this world: Green Beans yuck!!!
I'm a percussionist. I hate writing papers (unless it's fictional of course) with a passion of one thousand suns!!! I love reading so much that my teachers have had to yell at me to stop. My favorite book in the PJO series is probably The Last Olympian because of the scene where Thalia comes in and Hades comes and saves the day. My favorite book in the HoO series is probably The Lost Hero because of Leo mainly, Leo rocks. I ship Thalico (Thalia and Nico for those who don't know) I know it's impossible and that makes me sad, so does the MoA. I'm hoping that Thalia and Nico are in House of Hades more :( they're my favorite characters. I also ship Jasper, Percabeth, Frazel, Gruniper, Silena and Charles (don't know their couple name), and Claris (I think that's right for Clarisse and Chris), I like Leo and Reyna being loners, but sometimes I like them as a couple. ;) I don't really like the fanfictions where people put themselves as Demi-Gods and make the characters act completely unlike them. :( Check it my favorite stories for some awesome stories and my favorite authors for some great authors!!!
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
Whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
Whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
For Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
Whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
Whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
Whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
Whenever a limo passes my car
Yes, I promise to remember PJO
Wherever I may go
So all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
YOU KNOW YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...
You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (Never been to New York, but would do that if I were in New York)
There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!"
Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes (Sometimes)
When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses
You burn food to see if it smells good
You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"
You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)
Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.
Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family
You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...
You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood
You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air
You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy
You find your true love and thank Aphrodite
You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??
Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere
When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos
You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas
You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies
You sometimes try to control water
You don't read anything but PJO for three months
You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (Would if I could work Google Maps)
You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket
Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword
Every time you play dodge ball, you bring a suit of armor
You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man
Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Guilty...)
You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test
And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth
You make a list of characters never to anger and why
You have ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (Guilty again)
When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of thieves, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive
You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer
When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke
You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks
You give all your siblings godly parents
You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians
When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."
You cried when you finished TLH
You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth (No way. I'm a Percabeth shipper, but I do not eat, sleep and breathe it.)
Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page
You're in love with a fictional character
You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO
You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series
You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (Yes, yes I do)
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
The Heroes Who Died In the Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end,
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods,
Silena Beauregard, who died to make things right,
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in,
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death,
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die,
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends,
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake,
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown, Rest in peace.
What my mom taught me:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
I love Percy for being brave
I love Nico for being Hades son when they thought Hades hadn't had a kid (Haha rule breaker)
I love Thalia for being the daughter of Zues making the series a @#!*% of a lot more interesting
I love Grover for being a treehugger
I love Annabeth for being there to save Percy's life; cuz if he died the books would suck
I love Sally for making the impossible (Blue food)
1.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
2.)Would you like a cookie? So would I.
3.)A day without sunshine is like... night.
4.)I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
5.)My favorite word is sarcasm.
6.)Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
7.)Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
You know you're a book addict when...
You write fanfictions about the book.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.
Your idol is a character from a book.
You've been boy crazy about the main character (if it's a boy) with your friend... (that was creepy...)
I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.
I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys;
The one who always wonders what she did wrong;
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy;
The one who is happy with the few friends she has;
The one who has little to no experience with boys;
The one who can be relied on;
The one who never gives up on her dreams;
The one who gets straight A’s all the time;
The one who has an amazing future, and knows that she will do great things, no matter what her peers say to her;
The one who writes to escape;
The one who just wants to help;
The one that really wants to make a difference;
The one that sticks to her values;
The one that refuses to believe that this is it;
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow;
The one who won't give in;
The one who won't give up.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President. (No way...if that happened the world would end up getting blown up...)
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
Zoe Nightshade is awesome
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorrite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Iapetus. Percy's Titan from who is called Bob!
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.y'
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
Next thing is found on another profile
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
Dear Math,
I am not your therapist.
It is time for you to grow up and solve your own problems.
Also, stop asking me to find your X.
She is NOT coming back to you.
Don't ask Y, just accept it.
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado (Now what am I going to use???)
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap (And how do I do that???)
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use (Now I am curious...)
15. Korean Kitchen Knife: Warning: Not to be used in Children (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
16. On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
17. On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
18. On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
19. On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!) (Wait! That goes against #5!)
20. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
21. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
22. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)
23. On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
24. On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
25. On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space. You know them astronauts...they just love the holidays!)
26. On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
27. On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
28. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
29. On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
30. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (WHAT! I was so looking forward to showing my friends!)