Bonjour! Je m'apelle eamarszalek0822! Thank you for taking a glimpse of this pointlessly long profile that is full of junk! Well, the junk is pretty fun to read, so... Any-who, I'm glad your reading anything of mine! Merci!
Now, here's a little bit about myself. I am a girl whose hair has a will of its own, whose room seems to be permanently dirty, and whose friends are positively wacko. I love the Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, the books and the movies alike. I also love the Harry Potter series and anything to do with it. But, currently, I am absolutely obsessed with Les Miserables. I love the characters, the story line, EVERYTHING about this! The movie is phenomenal, the play is beautiful, and the novel is fantastic. It also weighs about five tons. Thus the nickname, 'The Brick' was born.
I also love to write (duh), to draw, and to sing. I love musicals and theater in general, and one of my personal favorites is Hello, Dolly!, not the movie, but the live performance. I am currently learning French (tre bien!) and am loving the language! It's gorgeous and fun to pronounce. Now, I am in all advanced classes (with the exception of science) and will have tons of homework, so I may not be able to update as often as I would like. I have made a new goal for my updates, though. I will make an effort to update every two weeks for each one, so, my apologies!
Here are some of my all-time favorite movies!
The Hobbit I think that this was an excellent adaptation of the book, while simultaneously Peter Jackson put his own twist into the mix.
Harry Potter movies What can I say? It's Harry Potter!
Sorcerer's Apprentice 2010 This was fantastic! I love this movie! The humor, the action, the characters, everything! A strange new twist on Merlin and Morgana.
Lord of the Rings movies This is an all-time favorite tale. Middle-Earth is wonderful and fun to explore the stories and the characters!
Les Miserables Phenomenal. It was a beautiful movie. The acting was fantastic and easy to believe, and everyone sang above and beyond my expectations.
Alice in Wonderland 2010 This was a fun movie. I used to HATE Alice in Wonderland, but this new adaption made me love it.
Stardust This movie is EXCELLENT. It was original, with surprises at every turn. The humor actually made me laugh out loud, and the story and characters were interesting. Watch. This. Movie.
Favorite TV shows!
Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmerman
Here are some of my favorite songs!
Everything Les Miserables
Blunt the Knives
Misty Mountains Cold
Here are some copy/pastes I hope you will enjoy!
I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. They'll never know.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...
Of course I'm out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!
Quotes from a few 'fics
"I want you to let me out"
"Do you indeed? How about a magic word?"
"Imperio, let me out." from a HP fanfic
"What is it, exactly, that you want me to do?" Harry asked
"Anything," Dumbledore answered. "Levitate something."
Soon, Snape was flying around the room, and yelling every obscenity known to man. Another one from a HP fanfic.
If you like dragons, copy this into your profile.
Now some great sayings!
'Cute but evil. Things even out.'
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
What the heck am I doing,
Talking to you?''
'School prepares you for the real world, which sucks.'
'It's okay if you want to drop dead.'
'Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.'
'You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.'
'God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.'
'I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face.'
'When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you.'
'I hear your silence loud and clear.'
'Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?'
'Education is important, school however, is another matter.'
'Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick.'
'If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.'
'You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.'
'You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.'
'Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.'
'Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.'
'Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."'
'Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.'
'If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?'
'Help, I've fallen and I can't...Hey nice carpet!'
'Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?'
'You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.'
'If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?'
'If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?'
'They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?'
'There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.'
'Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.'
'Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!'
'Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.'
'Cheese…Milk's leap toward immortality.'
'The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.'
'Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?'
'Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?'
'Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?'
'It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility.'
'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.'
'The cops never find it as funny as you do.'
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mine.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
'When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him.'
'Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don’t compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.'
'When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.'
'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.'
'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'
'Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot.'
'The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.'
'Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.'
'Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.'
'The best things in the world are free -- and worth every penny of it.'
'Psychology. Mind over matter. Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.'
'I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.'
'Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.'
'Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.'
'Let's flip a coin. Heads, We'll be together, tails, we'll flip again.'
'Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.'
'Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?'
'My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.'
'Why are the Force and ducktape the same? Both have a light and a dark side and hold the universe together.'
'You have to have darkness for a dawn to come.'
'Last night I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.'
'To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world.'
'Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.'
'Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.'
'Tell the truth and run.'
'All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'
'When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.'
'I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.'
'Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic ... maybe we should have amateurs build everything.'
'If the sky is the limit, then what is space? Over the limit?'
'Why is it when an adult with the mind of a child is locked up and put in a asylum, while children are allowed to run in the streets?'
'Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?'
'If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?'
'Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in 'mother in law', they come out to 'Woman Hitler'?'
'Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are crazy??'
'When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade.'
'Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.'
'Always forgive our enemies - nothing annoys them so much.'
'If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.'
'Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, and then kill them.'
'Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?'
'Let me know if anything I say offends you - I might want to offend you later.'
'One way to figure out how things work: push all the buttons!''
'I smile because I have no idea what's going on.'
'Life was so simple when boys had cooties.'
'I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.'
'I ran with scissors and lived!'
'I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.'
'I don't obsess! I think intensely.'
'The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.'
'When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.'
'Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it.'
'I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.'
'All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.'
'It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life'
'Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public'
'I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have.'
'There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.'
'Oops, I appear to have fallen on your lips.'
'Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.'
'Somebody needs a Happy Meal.'
'Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.'
'I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me'
'Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.'
'My heart is not a playground'
'I find "good morning" a contradiction of terms'
'I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?'
'If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.'
'If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.'
'Love can come in many different colours.'
'What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.'
'Everyone is entitled to being stupid, but you just abuse the privilege.'
'I would say "screw you" but I think to many people already have.'
'I am really trying to imagine you with a personality. Oops, I can't.'
'Not the brightest crayon in the box, now, are we?'
'Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.'
'You're a couple of fries short of a Happy Meal.'
'You just won't leave me alone, will you? You know, people like you are the reason why people like me need medication.'
'Is it time for your medication or mine?'
'Oh, I'm so sorry! I forgot that you're an idiot!'
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
God made me beautiful,
What happened to you?'
'List 5 reasons why I shouldn't talk to you. And then read them over and over.'
'If stupidity was a crime, you'd get the electric chair.'
When life gives you lemons, throw lemons back in life's face and go back to feeling sorry for yourself
If your name was Mr. Crunch, and you went into the navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
We're best friends. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.
(='.'=) This is Bunny
(")_(")Copy and Paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination
Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly"
(I was so looking forward to being able to fly.)
On a package of sunflower seeds: "Does not contain peanuts"
(Darn, I was hoping there was!)
Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.
D'awwwwww! This was so sad, it broke my heart, and melted also.
Now, if you have had the patience to read that entire thing, then a virtual cupcake/cookie for you. :)