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3 Slashto: Blue Shift What does it take to make the second-best porn parody of Blasto? Four unfortunate shlubs, in hock to Mr. Hock, have to find out - before he comes to collect. Written for the 2016 Mass Effect Big Bang, cover art by Calypso Tea.
Mass Effect, M, English, Humor & Sci-Fi, words: 10k+, favs: 14, follows: 5, 6/24/2016, Aethyta, OC
1k+Mass Effect Reloaded » Is a second chance enough? Instead of the Catalyst's choices, Shepard lucks into a cosmic loophole. Thrown back to the very start of her Spectre career, she has to try and save the galaxy again from the Reapers ... but does she really know what's coming? 2015 NaNoWriMo winner!
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, chapters: 97, words: 335k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 2k+, updated: 3/29/2016 published: 1/19/2013, J. Garson, Garrus V., Admiral Hackett, Shadow Broker
349Ascension » Heavily AU. Thanks to a cold, humanity never discovers the Prothean ruins on Mars, and barely develops Mass Effect technology. They step out onto the galactic stage after the Reapers have harvested every other species, and find the crumbs left behind by the turians, asari, and salarians. Now they must adapt to fight a foe who won't be seen for far longer than human history.
Mass Effect, T, English, Adventure & Drama, chapters: 13, words: 71k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/21/2014 published: 5/27/2013
12 Super Secret Spectre Santa Christmas is approaching on the Normandy, and the combat team and officers all receive messages with their target for a Secret Santa. Written for the December Fic Swap contest in Aria's Afterlife.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 20, follows: 6, 12/9/2014, Ashley W., Kaidan A., U. Wrex, Tali'Zorah
7A Night on Terra Nova On a dark night in a forest on Terra Nova, a young man recounts the true tale of the Prothean ruins nearby ... and the ghosts within that nearly killed his brother. Written for the Spooky October contest at Aria's Afterlife forum.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Suspense & Supernatural, words: 3k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/29/2014
127For a Few Shepards More » Angela, Neville, and Victor Shepard wake up in a Cerberus facility following their destruction of the Citadel. Something else has been abducting colonists throughout the Terminus Systems, and instead of pulling in dimensional clones of herself, the effect is spreading. Three Shepards, accompanied by three Taylors and three Lawsons, set out to save the galaxy.
Mass Effect, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 23, words: 53k+, favs: 137, follows: 183, updated: 10/28/2014 published: 6/6/2013, Jacob T., Miranda L., J. Garson, Shepard
89Lone Survivor: The history of Zaeed Massani » For the Aria's Afterlife "Under-served Character" contest. A look back at the history of Zaeed Massani, from picking up his first assault rifle pre-Contact to the end of the Reaper war. Selected in memory of Robin Sachs, RIP. Lots of swearing, which you should expect from Zaeed Goddamn Massani.
Mass Effect, T, English, Tragedy & Drama, chapters: 17, words: 23k+, favs: 54, follows: 63, updated: 10/8/2014 published: 2/6/2013, Zaeed M.
47 Wreck-It Reaper » Two teens plug their PS3s into Litwak's arcade and have to leave their games running. Commander Shepard and Cole McGrath step into the Game Station, but so do Harbinger and Kessler.
Mass Effect & Wreck-It Ralph, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 11, words: 19k+, favs: 53, follows: 64, updated: 9/9/2014 published: 3/12/2013, J. Garson, Wreck-It Ralph
10 Storytime » It's Shepard's Day at Jack's, and her grandchildren want to know about the crew of the Normandy. Written for the September Contest of Doom at Aria's Afterlife, rated T because Jack.
Mass Effect, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 4k+, favs: 17, follows: 22, updated: 9/5/2014 published: 9/1/2014, [Jack, Shepard] U. Wrex, Miranda L.
57 In the Shadow of a Reaper » Moments away from deciding the fate of the galaxy, a strange hairy alien grabs Commander Shepard and takes her to a different station - Babylon 4. Rescued from there by the White Star, now Shepard and the Normandy find themselves in a new universe, where their people and their technology are unheard of, and a different threat looms over the galaxy.
Babylon 5 & Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 25k+, favs: 107, follows: 148, updated: 7/21/2014 published: 2/28/2014, G'kar, Londo, J. Garson, Garrus V.
12 Armor Plated Angel Commander Shepard, survivor of Mindoir, had a people problem and a love of technology. But there's one piece of equipment that's been there for him throughout his Alliance career - his M35 Mako.
Mass Effect, K, English, Romance & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 22, follows: 6, 6/26/2014
5 Fallout: Equestria - Unburied » When the radiation levels dropped, and the all-clear signal was given, Stable 92 decided to remain sealed, to ignore the outside world a little while longer. Too bad the Wasteland won't allow them to ...
My Little Pony & Fallout, T, English, Adventure & Suspense, chapters: 5, words: 22k+, favs: 5, follows: 10, updated: 3/10/2014 published: 12/5/2013, Sunset Shimmer
7 Wheels of Fire I am Alliance M-35 Mako, serial number WEL-375. My strength is my Commander's. Her strength is the Alliance's. The Alliance's strength is that of all humanity. I suggest you start walking.
Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi, words: 2k+, favs: 32, follows: 15, 3/5/2014, J. Garson, Ashley W., Tali'Zorah
4 Compound Interest When Saren attacks the Citadel, lots of people are rounded up by the geth. But they never manage to catch everyone. Written for the February contest in Aria's Afterlife. Warning: Contains large quantities of badass volus!
Mass Effect, K+, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 32, follows: 9, 1/29/2014
24 Garrus versus Garrus » Master thief versus vigilante cop - who will win? Kasumi brings Vakarian a copy of the new game, "Thief: Reliquary" and challenges his abilities as a detective. On probably permanent hiatus.
Thief: The Dark Project & Mass Effect, T, English, Adventure & Fantasy, chapters: 8, words: 10k+, favs: 32, follows: 37, updated: 9/25/2013 published: 1/30/2013, Garrus V.
175 Torment Effect » Just before setting out for Virmire, Hackett diverts Shepard back to Eden Prime, where an intact human corpse has been found buried beneath where the beacon was. Upon retrieval, the corpse wakes up. What effect will an undying man and his pet skull have on the battle against the Reapers?
Mass Effect & Planescape: Torment, T, English, Sci-Fi, chapters: 34, words: 77k+, favs: 203, follows: 159, updated: 9/11/2013 published: 1/10/2013, J. Garson
12 Endurance For the September contest in Aria's Afterlife. Post-Control, the uploaded Shepard is trying to track down all of her teammates. Zaeed Massani is having none of it.
Mass Effect, T, English, Drama & Suspense, words: 1k+, favs: 17, follows: 5, 8/20/2013, Zaeed M., J. Garson, Tali'Zorah, Garrus V.
10 Prizefighting » Tonight, our star fight is between two of the so-called gentle giants. First, from their homeworld of Dekunna, Perron! Second, a Citadel born and raised native, Oltaryn! A humor fic for an Afterlife challenge.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 906, favs: 2, follows: 4, updated: 7/4/2013 published: 3/15/2013
21 Alternative to Love » For Aria's Afterlife Valentine's Day competition. Right before Shepard and Tali can finally consummate their love, they get interrupted by Miranda and Jack fighting ... again. Ch2: Aria reads an online dating profile for Mordin Solus, and decides to contact him.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 27, follows: 11, updated: 7/3/2013 published: 2/7/2013, Miranda L., Jack
11 Into the Light A death scene. Kaidan had to be left behind on Virmire, the sacrifice needed to stop Saren. These are his last thoughts before death.
Mass Effect, K+, English, Drama & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 15, follows: 3, 6/24/2013, Kaidan A.
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