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Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Diane, a young Christian university student, was home for the summer. She had gone to visit some friends one evening and the time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than she had planned and had to walk home alone. But she wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked "God" to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safety.

The following day, she read in the paper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley, just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if their was anything they could do for her, she asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Scarlett( From I know it's not real, but I hope it is) 's Hair cut :


What she looks like:


Kodi's Hair:


What he looks like:


Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? Idk

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yes.

3) How many houses have you lived in? One

4) Favorite candy bar? Kit-Kats?

5) Favorite shoes? BOOTS ( Not fancy boots, but like just plain winter boots!) YOU CAN USE AND WEAR DOWN KINDA BOOTS! mine are worn to the soul... xD speeled that wrong

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Maybe.

7) Least favorite school subject? History

(I just realised there is no number 8)

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? GOSH NO!

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Do Buses count?

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. READING

12) Favorite genre of music? Dancable

13) What is your zodiac sign? Pisces (I realize now that this quiz gives away your birth stuff, so AHH!) (TOO PERSONAL FOR ME, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!)

14) What time were you born? 11:42 or 11:47 ( Parents can't remember) A.M.

15) Do you like beer? Root beer with aged Vanilla if that counts! NOT REAL BEER THOUGH!

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Maybe?

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Camp CD

18) Are you sarcastic? YES SOMETIMES...not really? IDK! GOSH STOP ASKING EM SUCH HARD-PRESSING QUESTIONS! AHH!!!!! *Explodes from pressure*

19) What are your favorite colors? Red and Blue

20) How many watches do you own? Do broken ones count?

21) Summer or winter? WINTER if no school xD

23) Favorite color to wear? Bright Crimson Red or Cyan/ Aqua Blue

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite.

25) What color is your cell phone? Black.

26) Where is your second home? Friend's House.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yes

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? One…and a ceiling light if that counts

30) How many video games do you own? Not that many, I guess

31) What was your first pet? Golden Retriever, died when I was one year old. she wasn't a puppy, wasn't that old though either...

32) Ever had braces? Nope! *Pops 'P'*

33) Do looks matter?Not Really, although to some rude people yes.

34) Do you use chapstick? Only if I have to.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. no way, why do you want to know!

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?Abercrombie, I guess

37) Are you too forgiving? YES

38) How many children do you want? 2?

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? no.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? SAUSAGES!

41) Do you own a gun? No! Creeper/ Stalkers!

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried? IDK a month or so?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? 2nd oldest brother's Graduation.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Panera? Sometimes, OLIVE GARDEN BAYBAH! SHRIMP MEZZALUNA, HERE I COME! *NO! DON'T EAT US!* TOO LATE! hehe...

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? YES! MAMA MILLAH!

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Do golf (mini golf) castles count?

48) Nicknames? Madness Skinny-pickens, Maddie, FULL NAME, Madison (HATE IT), Crazy girl, and Manny by little boy neighbors across the street

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? IDK

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I think so, Mammoth caves people?

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?What's that?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, when you asked

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Maybe, IDK!

55) Do you own a diamond ring? NO!

56) Are you happy with your life right now? YES! SOMETIMES! MAYBE! BEING BULLIED: NO!

57) Do you dye your hair? once at a hair salon, someone else highlighted for me, not dyed, ! like my hair!

58) Does anyone like you? I think but not a lot of people do...

59) What year were you born? 1999

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Nothing. Wasn't alive then.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No, Who is that? like Uptown Girl people?

62) McDonalds or Wendys? MICKY D'S

63) Do you like yourself? Not Really

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Kinda Both. depends how they " PLEASE" me xD that makes me sound so Pompous sorry!

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Smile

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No used to as a kid, but what's out there scares me.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? No.

68) Do you own a webcam? No

69) Have you ever stripped? NO! PERVES!

70) Ever broke a bone? yes.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? What's AIM?

73) Pringles or Lays? DORITOES! ( A.K.A. Pringles) unless ripples over cooked BBQ Lays mmmmmm-mmmmm..

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? IDK

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. Who's Doug?

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? BRADY BUNCH

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? No in there yet, going in the after this 2013 summer, Though!

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? NOPE!

79) Do you have a birth mark? no

80) Do you own a car? No. BUT MOPEDS BAYBY!

81) Can you cook? Yes.

82) 3 things that annoy you: (FROM HERE ON OUT JUST REG. NOT BOLD)

1. Bullies.

2. Bullying.

3. My brothers (SOMETIMES).

83) Do you text message often? NO

84) Money or love? Love, It might bring money but who cares love is sweet with almost no worries; UNLIKE MONEY

85) Do you have any scars? Yes, only small ones though.

86) What do you want more than anything right now? REVIEWS! (I change this almost everyday, PEOPLE!)

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? I guess.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? NOPE! Who is Rocky?

92) Do you own a box of crayons? In a way...

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mom.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My mom.

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? my mom.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend/mom can't remember.

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? One of my guy friends.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? I don’t IM. i think. I sometimes text, SOMETIMES, but...

100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom.


"i act weird to make people laugh, because theworld needs laughtr. Now more than ever" -me

"act yourself! If everybody acted the same where would the world be? In a boring time, that's for sure!" -me

"Always" -Severus snaps aNd lily Evans née potter

"I solmly swear that I am up to no good. Mischief managed" - the marauders:jamesmpotter, Sirius black, Remus lupin, and Peter pettigrew.

"I want to commit the crime I was imprisoned for!" -Sirius black

" Take off the suit and what are you?! Genius, billionaire, plAyboy, philanthropist." captain America and tany stark.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature/profile if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your head off.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

99.5 of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump. The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn. Copy and Paste if you're one of those 0.5 that would bring popcorn and a good chair screaming "JUMP!" the entire time.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.


This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!



Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)


THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?


THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...


Now make a wish... Ok stop! Your wish will come true if you repost this if you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one u love?! repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days. repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days. repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

People Might have noticed that I haven't updated my stories: I'm very sorry That I haven't updated them yet, I have a really bad case of writer's Block and I'm in a special school for the Arts Program, so I will try to write when I can. I am very sorry.

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