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Joined Nov '12

(.• (.•pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

(On Hiatus)

Solar Flare of Saturn

(Or Kaia2cooler)

IRL friends: Loopsylilypop

Likes:

Reading,Writing,horsesthe Harry Potter seriesPercy Jackson Series of booksRotgMinecraftP!NK,Yogscast,Bubblecube2,Green DayI love Black Veil Brides,Fall Out Boys,ParamoreHetalia,Attack on Titan!!! (Shingeki no Kyojin)BleachDeath NoteDislikes:Percy Jackson movies,Annoying girls/boys,Animal cruelty,Dancing,Being social,Not being allowed up later than 10 P.M

Gender: Girl

Mood: Weird

Age: Between 0 and 10000000000000000000

Favourite Hetalia Character: Iceland

Favourite Attack on Titan Character: Armin or Eren or Mikasa

Fanfic requests: I am accepting requests.

Fears: Spiders and Silence (Serious I'm not kidding about the silence bit it's called sedatephobia (I think) and I must always have background noise)

Pairings:

Hetalia:

1p!CanadaX2p!Canada (OTP)

PruCan,

GerIta,

PruHun,

AuHun (AustriaXHungary)

PoLith (PolandXLithuania) (2nd OTP)

Spamano

ChibitaliaXHoly Rome

GiriPan (JapanXGreece)

ChinaXRussia

SuFin

DenNor

HongIce

FranceXJeanne D'Arc

Attack On Titan:

LeviXHanji,

MikasaXJean (HorseFace),

MarcoXJean,

SAGITTARIUS
(11/22-12/21)
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only.


The 27 Commandments of Fanfiction

1. Thou shalt not post a fic until it has been checked for grammar and spelling errors. The fanfiction gods hath given you a spellchecker on the computer for good reason. Use it.

2. Thou shalt not post a chapter of less than 100 words, unless it is a drabble. This displeases the masses.

3. Thou shalt not put author's notes in the middle of the story.

4. Thou shalt NEVER use text-speak in a fic, unless the characters are actually texting.

5. Thou shalt keep to one tense, and only one, throughout the story. Do not switch randomly.

6. Apply the above number 5 to POVs as well.

7. Thou shalt not get offended when someone makes fun of the crack pairing featured in your fanfiction. It probably is rather hilarious.

8. Thou shalt not use :) , ;D , or :( in a fanfiction to show the emotion exhibited by a character.

9. Thou shalt try-eth to keep characters in character!

10. Thou shalt not treat every criticism as a flame.

11. The author's note is not a spot for your personal drama, and thou shalt not make it so.

12. Thou shalt not put any form of the phrase "first fic" in thy summary.

13. Thy created characters must not have names that exceed five syllables in length. Nor shall thy name have more than five words in length.

14. Thou shalt not insert thyself into the story line as thyself or as a character- yes we know that you are in love with yourself and are very narcissistic, we just don’t want to read about how you end up with the main character.

15. If thou art writing a story that does not follow the original story line, point it out in the beginning.

16. Thou shall not make a person randomly smart or powerful unless stating a reason for the change (a good reason).

17. Thou shalt show and not tell.

18. Thou shalt not EVER use the phrase "I suck at summaries" in-est thine summary. This annoys thine readers.

19. Thou shalt not write the same way thou speak-est - writing is an art.

20. Thou shalt ALWAYS spell the word "okay" correctly. Using the letter "K" is an unacceptable compromise.

21. Thou shalt only use clichés when thou a) art writing a parody or b) find a new and interesting twist to make such clichés bearable to thine reader.

22. Thou shalt always separate dialogue from two separate speakers in two separate paragraphs. Otherwise thine readers shalt be confuse-ed.

23. Thou shalt not EVER make a chapter all one paragraph. THIS INFURIATES BOTH THINE READER AND THE FANFICTION GODS. They have given thee an ENTER key with good reason.

24. Thou shalt not write with thy caps lock on, it displeases the masses and causes thy readers to lose their vision and make angels weep.

25. Thou shalt know how to spell the character's names correctly before you writeth the fic. Misspelling the name of the main characters makes readers angry and distracts from the story. It will also create Minis. Mini-Balrogs, Mini-Aragogs, Mochi Nations - whatever it is, the Mini will hate you.

26. Thou shalt not say in thine summary "summary inside". This shows lack of creativeness and infuriates the masses. The only exception is when a summary is cut short and a continuation of it lies inside.

27. Thou shall use paragraphs and space the story so it is not terrifyingly daunting to thine readers

Normal people, think being invisable is impossible. Hetalia Fan's, KNOW being invisable is possible because Prof.Canada proved it.

Normal people, wouldn't kill themselve's because they are too scared of pain. Hetalia Fan's, wouldn't kill themselves's because they love themself's too much.

Normal people, say " Yolo and Swag ". Hetalian Fan's, say "Make Pasta not War ".

Normal People, love's Flordia! Hetalia Fan's, are smart enough to NOT go to Flordia.

Normal People, say they are cool. Hetalian Fan's, say they are Ze Awesome Prussia.

Normal People, don't know that Sealand is real. Hetalian Fan's, already staying at Sealand's place for the summer.

Normal People, don't become one with Mother Russia. Hetalian Fan's, are Mother Russia.

Normal People, aren't heros. Hetalian Fan's, we are SuperMan!

Normal People, listen to JB and 1D. Hetalian Fan's, listen's to Artie rock out his guitar!

Normal people, are rude and mean. Hetalia Fan's, is a family!

Normal people, don't belive in magic. Hetalia Fan's, live's with unicorns!

Normal People, won't repost this. Hetalia Fan's, will repost this!

Ye pledge to be a geek until DEATH, and If thou switch to thy normal side, LET THY GEEK-th GODS RAIN ANTI-FUN HELL A PON THEE! Ye pledge to NEVER let leave-iss another geek be hide thy! Ye pledge to DEFEND thy fellow geeks. Ye pledge to ALWAYS be KIND to thy fellow geek, both male and female. Ye must RESPECT each geeks differences, thy SHALL be punished by ye's Gods. Ye pledge to need to TRY to not RAGE QUIT and break thy COMPUTER, its gets ye angry and parents furious. Ye pledge to WEAR PANTS while playing video game-ness, ye also MUST take a food, drink, bathroom break every TWO hours. Ye pledge to not be thy PHONY and just want to be "COOL" like thy betrayer Justin Bieber.

Thy Pledge to be PROUD of being DIFFERENT. If ye take thy pledge and follow thy rules, ye will be accpected with open arms to the GEEK ARMY!

*Add your name! :D* Solar Flare of Saturn

Signed By Thy Geek God's/Goddess's: 20 Percent Awesomer,

Got this from some one, i give her a cookie :D

I am that one girl that walks home from school singing Englands Ending Song

I am that one girl that names all her classmates after Hetalia and My Little Pony characters

I am that one girl that would much rather be writing, drawing, or gaming than fighting and making drama

I am that one girl that doesn't care what others think.

I am that one girl that can manage to be happy and live with a mentally unstable family, and still love them

I am that one girl that runs around her room fangirling whenever she hears the word "Pasta"

I am that one girl that quotes Hetalia/MyLittlePony/SoulEater/BlackButler/AdventureTime/WalkingDead at school and doesn't care if no one understands her.

I am that one girl that enjoys roleplaying with her friend from Kentucky and stalking her Australlian, and British Friends profile,

I am that one girl that makes Internet friends easily, but still matains a heathly amount friends in real life.

I am that one girl that joins the Art Club, just so i can paint anime characters on the school..

I am that one girl that constantly calls her friend to tell her about yaoi! :D

The Real RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT 'SONG TITLE' DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. 4. Have fun!

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? The Truth About Love (P!NK)

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? AnkleBiters (Paramore)

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? (One Of Those) Crazy Girls (Paramore)

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Hate To See Your Heart Break (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Be Alone (Paramore)

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Fast In My Car (Paramore...Again :/)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Part II (By...You guessed it; Paramore!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? True Love (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Last Hope (Paramore)

WHAT IS 22? Are We All We Are (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Walk Of Shame (P!NK)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Here Comes The Weekend (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Where Did The Beat Go (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Interlude: Moving On (Paramore)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? Daydreaming (Paramore)

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Interlude: I'm Not Angry Anymore (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Future (Paramore)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Try (P!NK)

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Big Girl (Sips_ And The Yogscast)

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Slut Like You (P!NK)

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Hurts Like Heaven (Coldplay)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Where's The Modding API (The Yogscast)

:P

A Hetalian's Pledge
I pledge to think of Italy whenever I'm helpless... or someone mentions pasta.
I pledge to think of Germany whenever I try too hard... or I silence a room.
I pledge to think of Japan whenever I feel out of place... or I take too many pictures.
I pledge to think of America whenever I need a hero... or a sandwich.
I pledge to think of Britain whenever I'm not taken seriously... or someone fails at cooking.
I pledge to think of France whenever I feel misunderstood... or mischievous.
I pledge to think of Russia whenever I'm missing summer... or my faucet.
I pledge to think of China whenever I'm unfairly treated... or I'm mistaken for the other gender.
I pledge to think of Spain whenever I feel unappreciated... or I'm too oblivious to notice I am.
I pledge to think of Austria whenever I give up too easily... or I manipulate others into doing my chores.
I pledge to think of Hungary whenever I fight others' battles... or I support another yaoi pairing.
I pledge to think of Liechtenstein whenever I barely survive... or someone misspells my name.
I pledge to think of Poland whenever I'm shy... or I (like totally) win using my own rules.
I pledge to think of Switzerland whenever I get paranoid... or I rock frilly pink pajamas.
I pledge to think of Belarus whenever I have an unrequited crush... or take crushing too far.
I pledge to think of Estonia whenever I feel powerless... or I have computer problems.
I pledge to think of Latvia whenever I talk without thinking... or I feel way too short.
I pledge to think of Lithuania whenever I am persecuted... or I lose a game of chess.
I pledge to think of Romania whenever I get judged by my appearance... or I try to use magic.
I pledge to think of Ukraine whenever I feel way too sorry... or a bit too mature.
I pledge to think of Denmark whenever I'm criticized... or I have a little too much fun.
I pledge to think of Finland whenever I feel too different.. or I'm celebrating the holidays.
I pledge to think of Iceland whenever I'm bullied into saying something... or I procrastinate with candy.
I pledge to think of Norway whenever I'm not listened to... or I'm surrounded by idiots.
I pledge to think of Sweden whenever I'm misinterpreted... or I use a Swedish Death Glare.
I pledge to think of Greece whenever I have different priorities... or I see a cat.
I pledge to think of Romano whenever I feel unloved... or I swear my a* off.
I pledge to think of Turkey whenever I'm overprotective... or I wear a mask.
I pledge to think of South Korea whenever I express myself oddly... or I see anything made in Korea (da-ze!).
I pledge to think of Seychelles whenever I'm hated for something I didn't do... or I find a swordfish.
I pledge to think of Canada whenever I feel invisible... or there's maple syrup involved.
I pledge to think of Sealand whenever I am overambitious... or sell stuff on Ebay.
I pledge to think of HRE whenever I leave someone behind... or realize my name or title is completely wrong.
I pledge to think of Prussia whenever I can't admit my fears... or I redefine "AWESOME."
Everyone has a little bit of each nation in them, including me. Therefore, I pledge these things as a true Hetalian.
Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to show your Hetalian spirit!

Luna Safire, Crazy Awesome Neko, Katie-Kat1129, Raven G. Black, DaIvanBraginski Solar Flare of Saturn

North Italy (Vargas Feliciano)

(X) You were bullied a lot in your childhood

(X) You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.

() You're very happy-go-lucky

() You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up

(X) You're a good artist (better than most)

(X) You can be clumsy

(X) You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something

() If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say: "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"

() You would surrender in a war situation

(5/10) for North Italy [Not bad, not bad...]

South Italy (Lovino/Romano Vargas)

() You love tomatoes

(X) You tend to say "goddamn" and "bastard" to everyone, a lot

(X) You tend to get irritated easily

() You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick out

() You hate French people

(X) You rely on people too much

() You would surrender in a war situation

() You often feel like people are after your inheritance

(X) You are lazy at times, and you are horrible at cleaning

(4/10) for South Italy [Pfft...that sucks! He's really fricken' awesome!]

Germany (Ludwig)

() You're very stoic and serious

() Sausages are your favourite food.

(X) You like to walk dogs/your dog

() Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.

() You love rules and think they should always be followed to a T

() You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules

() You work very hard too hard...

(X) Your alone time is your 'happy time'

(X) You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people

(X) You've had issues with money once or twice (Money? What money?)

(4/10) for Germany [That's five more than I thought I'd get XD]

Japan (Kiku Honda)

(X) You're very mature (when I have to be)

(X)You think everything over before saying it.

(X) You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one

(X) You isolated yourself during childhood

(X) You became very successful in a short amount of time

(X) You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world

() You can seem cold/aloof to other people

(X) You're good at practical tasks

(X) You need time to adjust to new people

(7/10) for Japan

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

() You love hamburgers

() You think you're awesome (pfft)

() You love to invent things

(X) You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films

()You can seem to be very brash to other people

() You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business

() You're terrified of ghosts

(X) You know aliens exist

() You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time

(X) You wear glasses

(3/10) for America [Wow...that's funny, actually XD]

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)

() You like tea

() You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid

(X)You're very sarcastic and cynical

() Your cooking is awful (I don't cook often..)

(X) You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...

()...But you refuse to believe in aliens.

(X) You have tried doing black magic before(AND IT WORKED ((My enemy got sick the next day, mwahahahahahahahahahahaha, fear me)

(X) You get drunk quite easily. (The correct word is "HYPER")

() When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy

() You're good at embroidery

(3/10) for UK [Oh...that sucks. I thought I'd have more.]

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

(X) You're very affectionate

() You think you have a great fashion sense (Fashion? What's that?)

() You like wine

() You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears

() You love red roses

() When it comes to l'amour, you don't mind men or women

() You're very proud of yourself

() You love culture and the arts (LOVE them)

() You're very flamboyant

() You say you're a gourmet

(1/10) for France [1/10 means I'm allowed to be around people!]

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

(X) You had a very sad childhood.

(X) You're very tall

(X) You have a tendency to switch between personalities

() You wear a scarf all the time

(X) You love sunflowers

() You love vodka

(X) You can seem intimidating to other people

(X) You're very strong (some of my friends say that...I don't know why)

() You have a big nose

(X) You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(710) for Russia [Pfft...wow XD]

China (Wang Yao)

(X) You're very mature

() You're very superstitious

() You're very religious

(X) You love pandas

() You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes

() You love Hello Kitty

(X) You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never taken seriously.

(X) You work hard

(X) You're good at drawing

(X) You like sweets

(610) for China [Holy wow O-O]

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

(X) You are very well-raised

(X) You're polite (most of the time)

() You love classical music

(X) You like cake

() You have a mole on your face

(X) You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away

() You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument

(X) You've composed music before

(X) You tend to call people 'morons' (fictional people don't count!)

(X) You wear glasses

(7/10) for Austria [I think I'm a Roderich fan...]

Canada (Matthew Williams)

(X) You're often ignored by people

(X) You look younger than you actually are

(X) You love hockey (I like to smash peoples faces with hockey sticks...does that count?)

() You love polar bears

() You hate fighting

()You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy

(X)You often get mistaken for someone else (my mum)

(X) You feel under-appreciated(mostly)

()You're bilingual

()You always carry a bear with you

(5/10) for Canada [Nope, nevermind...Canada FTW]

Cuba

() You smoke

(X) You're very physically strong

(X) You've won a lot of fist-fights

() In your social circle, there are two brothers - you get along with one, but not with the other.

(X)You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics

()You like hot weather

(X)You can be very friendly from time to time

()You look very tough on the outside

() You make a very nice role-model

() You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(4/10) for Cuba [Well...that's interesting.]

Hungary (Elizebeta Hédeváry)

(X) You have a potty-mouth

()You like to wear flowers in your hair

(X) You used to be a very tough kid

(X) You're very reliable

(X) It's better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy

(X) You're very faithful

(X) Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike

(X) You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.

(X) You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next

(X) If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(9/10) for Hungary [FTW]

Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt)

() You're quite mean-spirited

() You're a bit of a hooligan

(X) You're very loyal

(X) You're very good at tactics

() You hate Russia

(X) You love to fight people

() You can avoid marriages quite well

(X) You're not always taken seriously

()You like drinking

() You want to become stronger

(4/10) for Prussia

So I am...

HUNAGRY FTW!

You know you're obsessed with Hetalia when…

[X] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn't talking to you

[X] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[X] When you scream "Happy Birthday Alfred" and/or "Take that Arthur" on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[X] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he's a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[X] When you laugh if a country's "vital regions" are discussed in the news/media

] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[X] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[X] (the obvious) When you ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them "everyone eventually becomes one with Russia" before walking away

[X] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

[X] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia (200 sub category's? WTF!)

[X] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

] When you try to make your own "idiot hair" and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

[X] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. "Your ass is MINE, America!"

[X] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them "Korea already invented that"

[X] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[X] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[X] When you're grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[X] When others ask you what you mean by "England is so cute when he's Tsundere"

[X] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you've ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don't you know, Ita-chan? It's what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

[X] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

[X] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England's torso

[X] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

[X] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[X] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he's "happy"

] When you realize you've memorized every single version of MaruKaite Chikyuu and sing them regularly

[X] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[X] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution

[X] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

[X] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[X] When you randomly scream "PASTA" and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[X] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

] When you know the songs "Fat na kare", "Oyayubi no Tsukaikata", "Makka na Ito", "Yokan", "Gibusu", "Lion", "Tetsukazu No Sekai" and "Utsukushii Namae", have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[X] When "True Italian Spirit" is only another way to say "We Surrender"

[X] When the song "Santa Clause is coming to Town" seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[X] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars (yes I went there..)

[X] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

[X] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[X] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[X] When you realize there's always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[X] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[X] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they're the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

[X] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal

] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[X] When "Flower-Egg" seems like the best name for your new puppy

[X] When England wearing America's jacket is probably one of the best things that's ever happened to you

[X] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[X] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it

] When you try and memorize the "Yakko's World" song just because you can imagine the countries while singing it

[X] When you don't feel like a nerd for knowing so much about history/geography

] When you find yourself attracted to bushy eyebrows, even thinking them sexy

[XXXXX] When, if something big happens in the world, you imagine the countries' reactions

] When, upon acting/cosplaying as Italy, you close your eyes and keep them closed to see if you can really function that way, only to realize that, no, you cannot

[X] When you try to plant random bits of Hetalia into your schoolwork, and marvel at the fact that you're the only one that knows what you're talking about

[X] When you wish your grandfather could be as awesome as Rome

[X] When the sound of bouncing beach balls (Ukraine's boobs) is now disturbing to you

[X] When you use your favorite / cosplayed country's name in place of your own

] When watching South Park, you find great embarrassment in the fact that you're composing your own episode in which the APH characters are present (A/N: Okay, I expect no one else to do this, but I do...so I put it on the list. It would be a good episode, too!)

] When you explain to your Geography teacher that Corsica isn't an island; it's Italy's nipple.

[X] When you find yourself doodling your history notes into a Hetalia-like situation, much to your teacher's dismay (ex: Spanish-American war for a Hetalia fan = Cuba getting pissed at Antonio and Alfred beating Antonio up before giving him a few bucks and skipping away).

[X] When you confuse the people around you by outwardly expression your frustration that you can't chose between countries to cosplay as ("I'm not sure whether to be Finland or Southern Italy!")

] When you purchase a dish at a restaurant specifically for the name (ex: I got Romano Chicken at the Cheesecake Factory)

[X] When you realize you're not sure how to react to the Hetalia: Paint it White! movie (Should we cringe at the…odd plot, or do we squeal at the MASSIVE amounts of fanservice?)

[X] When you begin to understand that you're pissing off those around you who don't know of Hetalia/those who don't like Hetalia

] When "Aiyah, 4000 Years" made you weep like a little girl

[X] When you find yourself following the World Cup just to root for your favorite country

] When the Yugioh the Abridged "America" references all have a double meaning to you

[X] When it aggravates you that people refer to male countries as "she" or "her"

[X] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[X] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[X] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[XXXXX] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

[X] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

[X] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[X] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

] When said friends start forming the pairings you support (America and Hungary...)

[X] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

[X] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

] When you start squealing in geography class

[X] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

] When you obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[X] When suddenly the image of America is no longer of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty in your head

[X] When you see a book in the store called 'Your Erroneous Zones' and automatically touch (or want to touch) your hair

[X] When Charlie the Unicorn is tainted for life, thanks to England

[X] When you start chanting "kolkolkol" when someone annoys/angers you.

[X] When you're shocked that all the Ukrainian girls you see haven't fallen over yet due to figure disproportions.

[X] When you feel the need to violently mash your potatoes with a fork no matter what state they may be in.

[X] When you keep on denying that "It wasn't the Axis' fault! It was their bosses!" or "They were under their dark selves at those times!" (AN: It's because it's true!)

[X] When you know you improved in drawing and writing thanks to Hetalia

[X] When you keep on laughing and you relate to your dad everytime he watches the boxing videos of Ricky Hatton against Manny Pacquiao and you will mutter "Iggy probably still has a grudge against Firi-tan" or "Take that Arthur!" or "LOL England got defeated by a woman!!!"

[X] When you stalk Hidekaz Himaruya's blog and you are sad to know that he added new comics IN JAPANESE that most can't read

] When you attempt to sing "Country From Where the Sun Rises; Zipangu" And FAIL miserably to the point that your dog hates you for it. AND that you had fun singing "W.D.C. World Dancing" since you were shouting random English at your computer. That and "Einsamkeit" made your heart melt when you read the english translations.

[X] When you rant about "Why they didn't finish RomaHeta" and you plan on making a flash of that AFTER you get a tablet

[X] When you realize that your notebook (that rarely has any notes) became your fanfiction notebook and is now ashamed to show it to your teacher

[X] When you absentmindedly face palm every time your mom says "Your house looks like Chinese" and will try to see Yao's reaction and face to that

[X] When going to the supermarket or hardware store, you look at where the product was made from and laugh (I saw something made in France and I was giggling) OR you saw a banner that says "International" and beside it were flags and you tried naming every flag.

[X] When you randomly scream out "DO NOT PUT THE NAME OF [insert country/human name here] IN VAIN!!!" when a person/comedian in TV makes a random comment and says something about [insert country here]

[X] When at the right moment, the song "Let's Boil Hot Water!" came on your Ipod and you start singing, adding a long "PASTAAAA" at the end only to realize that the volume was on max, you were screaming and people where looking at you.

] When you sang "The Delicious Tomato Song" when you saw tomatoes in the grocery store

] When you complete all Marukaite Chikyuu and you have them in your Ipod

[X] When the word "Invading" even without Vital Regions sounded dirty to you and you laugh

[X] When you REALLY question yourself how "Pangaea" is possible and you are trying to imagine how it works... and failing to imagine it properly without thinking of dirty thoughts

[X] When you apparently stalk this list and randomly adds new stuff in it when you had moments

[X] When 'Honda's Really Big Thing' becomes more humorous than it really should be...

[X] When you listen to "Blame Canada" from South Park and can't help laughing and shouting "MATTHEW!!!"

[X] When someone mentions "Big Ben" you can't help but go scarlet and giggle like a school girl.

[X] When your teacher says that the alliance between Germany and Italy was "one of convenience" and you immediately reply, "IT'S TRUE LOVE AND YOU KNOW IT!"

[X] When you can't say international affairs with a straight face

[X] When you hear/see the name "Susan" and automatically think of Sweden.

[X] When you picture Hungary and Austria's wedding when you learn about them joining countries.

[X] When learning about Ancient Rome, Ancient Greece, or Ancient Egypt, you stop yourself from correcting the history teacher telling them, "It's Grandpa Rome, Mama Greece, and Mama Egypt!"

] When people ask you why America is your favorite country, you reply "Cause he's the hero! And the hero is always the best!"

[X] When you see the label "Made in China" you shout "HA! Take that Korea!"

] You think MaruKaite Chikyuu should be the international anthem.

[X] You weep tears of joy when hearing about the fall of the Berlin Wall and say "It's a family reunion!" (In more ways than one)

[X] When you see someone spying on someone else, you have an urge to pull out a frying pan and say "Kami-sama, is this the right thing to do?!"

] When you spend half a day constructing a "You Know you're Obsessed with Hetalia when…"

[X] When you obsessively stalk your local library for Hetalia manga books

Begin the internet chain!! We here on the internet make friends with people who are in nations, our countries, and our countries are at war with! If you agree and want to spread the word, copy and paste this, along with your username and current country residence. Yaomai The Hedgehog (USA), CandyBunnies(USA), Tina Vainamainen (USA), Solar Flare of Saturn (Arthur, England..)

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I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.

Copy and paste if you agree!

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Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your Brandy is French.Your movies are American. Your anime is Japanese.Your humour is Jewish. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Yet, you have a problem with your neighbor being an immigrant? Pull yourself together :) (Copy/Paste if you're agianst racism)

Italy: Big Brother, what does "intercourse" mean?

France: It is an act of love with a pleasing your man. Simply put, you're doing "it" by hand, and "the" mouth. And ... all the rest of the language.

Sjin: You know, I can ride a horse. In real life.Hannah: Yeah?Sjin: Yeah. When I was seven, I got on a horse once.Sjin: AND IT MOVED.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1: Sips

2: Rythian

3: Teep

4: Honeydew

5: Hannah

6: Xephos

7: Zoey

8: Sjin

9:Nilesy

10: Lalna

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Honeydew: Come in! The Jaffas are cooking!

Teep: (pulls out bow and shoots Sjin, then eats him!)

Honeydew: JESUS BEEPING CHRIST!

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Xephos. HE'S AWSOME!

Xephos: I have a fangirl... (Backs away slowly)

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Lalna: O_O

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Rythian. HE IS AWSOME!!!

Rythian:I have a fangirl... (Flys into the sun)

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

Sips:Hey Sjin, what are we cooking?

Sjin: How about dinosaur? (Holds out Teep)

Sips: Wont Rythian kill us if we cook him?

Sjin: He already wants to kill me...

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Teep holds out a rose to the dwarf, Honweydew takes it and they skip off into the sunset!

Seven kidnaps Two and demands something from Five for Two's release. What is it?

Zoey: Hannah, if you want me to let Rythian go, you need to give me something very important! And that is...Friendship! Yay!

Hannah: ...

Rythian: Zoey, you haven't even kidnapped me, I could leave at any time. Not that I have reason to, considering that this is my house too...

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Sjin: Rythian, why didn't you invite me to your wedding?

Rythian: Because you fucking DESTROYED the old world. Everyone died! I lost everything. And you expect me to just forgive you?

Zoey: Plus you kidnapped our dinosaur!

Quotes and Sayings

I tried being normal. But I didn't like it.

--Procrastinators Unite!...tomorrow.

--Some people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

--Before you judge a person, walk a mile in his shoes. After that it doesn't matter. You're a mile away from him and you got his shoes!

--Sanity? Why would I want something as useless as that?

--I'm not suffering from insanity...I'm enjoying every minute of it!

--We are not retreating...we are advancing in another direction.

--They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

--Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

--Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-- Don't worry about the world ending today it's already tomorrow in some other part of the world!

--I'm not so good with advice. May I offer a sarcastic comment?

--Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

--It's not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.

--Normal people worry me.

--There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.

--Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

--I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.

--I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

--Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me.

--That which does not kill me had better run pretty fast!

--Someday we'll look back on all this and crash the car.

--There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

--My Reality Check bounced.

--On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.

--The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me" HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

--99.5 of all teens would cry if the Jonas brothers were on a 20 story building about to jump.The other 0.5 would bring a chair and popcorn .Copy and Paste if your one of the 0.5.

--If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

--If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

--IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

--If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

--Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you think Spongebob is totally gay, put this in your profile

--If you absolutely positively COMPLETELY HATE Hannah Montana, copy this into your profile.

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect, Copy this to your profile.

--If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

--If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile!

--I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling.

--If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

--If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

--Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (who are they talking to?)

Put this
(o)on your page
if you like music

--If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

--If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!!

--If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

--If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro.

--If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

--If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile

--PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

--If you've ever talked to yourself copy this onto your profile

--If you believe that Barbie dolls are planning to take over the world, copy and paste this onto your profile.

--If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile

--If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

--If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

--If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile.

--99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans.

--There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

--If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

--If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD)

--If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

--I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

--If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it...

--If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile.

--If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

--Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

--If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.

--If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

--Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

--If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

--If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

--92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.

--Many people fell for the trick that the person that played Yugi was a girl and the person that played Timmy was a young boy. if you're one of those people who LOOK at the credits and know the voice actors, paste this in your profile.

--If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

--If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

--If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.

--"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

--A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

--If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile.

--If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

I cant be bothered to do this (--) anymore. :P

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are extremely bored, put your name on the list!: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake kaia2cooler

If you approve of gay-marrigaes put this on your profile and add your name to the list. Gaara's-pandachan101, art-is-a-BANG-2-hard-to-resist, Lee-All-The-Way, Starchip13, 191026, Abzan342, Zanaso Rymm2, jotepaine, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

You know you live in 2000 when:

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 who haven't, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shalt not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You shalt have your opinions but shalt not insult pairings. You shalt avoid them if you hate them. You shalt keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shalt paste this in your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction.net is to you like is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.

95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile.

If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever got zoned out for more than five minutes copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you think Robin and Starfire are as dense as Danny and Sam, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile

If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you absolutely LOVE contestshipping copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, kaia2cooler

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

5 things I hate about the world...

People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel.

People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open.

People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?!

If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new.

When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here?

If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile

Random Thoughts

If he can't "live without you", then WHY isn't he dead yet????

When life gives you lemons, shut the fuck up so I can read them.

Who else actually likes to clean the lint from the dryer?

In 2013 I'm going to watch '2012' and LAUGH MY ASS OFF. "HELL YEAH!"

Name something you randomly scream while watching any random anime: "Awwww Gerita fluff/ F*CK NO!"

Wait, if Russia is terrifed of Belarus, does that mean that everyone is one with Russia except that country?

Dear Hidekaz Himaruya, if you don't make the Holy Roman Empire Germany, I will bomb your house with France cosplayers. Thank you: kaia2cooler (PS- By the way, you made me cry during the American Revolution.)

If 4Kids is the devil, then whose their boss?

For those of you who didn't know that France and Zelos Wilder were the same seiyuu: Zelos is France toned down to heterosexual levels...but failing to hold back his true urges XD

Remember kids: keep the world as peaceful and green as you can. Otherwise, we'll all have to blame Alfred again.

For those of you who are scared of spreading the Hetalia love, think of this: there is such thing as a Germany x North Italy pairing for the American audiences. It's called KLAINE.

--I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

--I am being driven insane. And I must say the scenery is nice.

--Would you like a cookie? So would I!

--A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

--The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

--Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

--If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

--A day without sunshine is like...Night.

--Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

--One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

--Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise!

I live in a world...

Where being normal is too mundane, too boring for a human being...

Where animals talk, and actually have something to say...

Where Christmas is magical, and miracles actually happen...

Where Halloween is brought by a dancing skeleton and a rag doll woman...

Where superheroes protect the innocent...

Where wardrobes have magical worlds inside...

Where wizards and witches are common...

Where owls bring the mail...

Where imagination powers everything...

Where half-god children go on adventures...

Where ghosts are real, and many are friendly...

Where anyone can fly, if they believe...

Where children never grow old...

Where fairies exist...

Where everyone is different...

Where the beds are made for jumping...

Where we spend the day laughing...

I live in a world different from everything, care to join me?

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction {I am Addicted! But as I tell my friends, it's better to be addicted to reading and writing then drugs}

11. You check your profile every ten minutes.

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. (More like the other way around... -_-')

4. A story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

Love fanfiction? Copy and Paste this onto your profile.

Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.

Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.

Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.

Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.

Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.

Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.

Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.

Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)

Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.

Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.

Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.

Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.

Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.

Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.

Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.

Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.

Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.

Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.

Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.

Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.

Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.

If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P.- Lily and James Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew, Fred Weasley, and Severus Snape. They will never be forgotten.

If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're in denial over Tonks's and Lupin's deaths copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm also in denial for Sirius's)

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still

believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died (in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows), copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried when Dumbledore died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Be optimistic, someday everyone you hate are going to die.

Sometimes i lay awake at night and ask "Where have i gone wrong?" and a little voice in my head says "This is gonna take more than one night."

The buddy system is esential to survive, it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Forgive your enemies, it messes with their heads.

9 out of the 10 voices in my head agree that I'm sane.

"Go to hell!" "Been there, done that, got bored, bought a t-shirt, came back."

When I argue with myself it's normal. It's when I argue with myself and I LOSE that it's weird.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell is afraid I'll take over. (XD so true!)

I used to think that the whole world was against me. Now I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

You know its going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Always forgive your enemies, it's the best way to annoy them out of their minds.

I used to be normal, until I met those freaks I now call my best friends.

You're just jealous that the little voices are talking to me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. (Unless I'm the one writing it...)

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyway.

Ooooo . . . A life. Where can I download one?

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile. (All of the Malfoys in general, really)

If you want J.K.R. to make a series about the Marauders, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE!)

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

And some Harry Potter Pick-up Lines:

(Guys, if you know me irl, and you use these, I will definitely date you, unless I seriously hate you, then sorry. Also, if you know me in real life and know me on here... O.O Did I tell you? If not... stalker dudes... Ok, I won't date you actually... but I will be VERY impressed ;P)

Hey, did someone say "Avada Kadavra" to you, because you're drop-dead gorgeous!

You don't have to say "Lumos" to turn me on!

I don't have to be a Dementor to wanna kiss you!

Did you just stupefy me or are you naturally stunning?

In Quidditch I was a Seeker, but you've changed me to a Chaser, but whenever we play together you'll always be a Keeper!

Infallible Logic: Harry is greater than Voldemort. Voldemort is greater than Cedric. Cedric=Edward. Thus, Harry is greater than Edward. (UH, DUH)

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you are one of these people.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE:

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered for having cultivated such valuable lessons as: knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate, teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch, and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student, but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband, churches became businesses, and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents Truth and Trust, his wife Discretion, his daughter Responsibility, and his son Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing

You say Twlilight I say Harry Potter You say Bella I say Bellatrix You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Team Edward I say Team James You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'Is Cedric Diggory' You say Pattison is hot I'll say Tom Felton is HOTTER You think Bella and Edward are the Perfect dream couple? I think that would be Lily and James You say the wolf pack was close I'll point out that Fred and George don't read minds and they can STILL finish eachothers' sentences You say Edward I'll say "Harry, now shut up!" Copy/Paste this if you agree that Twilight is nothing compared with HP and it's magical glory

In Remembrance...

…In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

...In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

….In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

….In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

…In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

…In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

…In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

…In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

…In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

…In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

...In remembrance of Sirius Black...

...who always said...

...that spending time with his family just might kill him...

The Harry Potter oath

We defended the stone, when no one saw it coming.

We found the chamber, when everyone thought it was the end.

We freed the prisoner, so the innocent had their freedom.

We were chosen by the Goblet, and witnessed evil return.

We fought with the order, and learnt of our fate.

We learned of the prince, and the dangerous road that waited a head.

We dominated the deathly hallows, and all was well.

Who are we? You may wonder.

We are the one's who stuck with Harry 'till the very end.

If you are a Harry-Potter-obsessed-person, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy this into you profile and add your name to the list: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Frozenfan, Emerald Bear, Kyprioths Shadow, Ebony Rayne, lillypop, An-Jelly-Ca, do i need a pen name, SiRiUsLyPiNkAnDgReEn, Rubyred3107, HarryPotterEncyclopedia24, theriptide45, TheGrammarHawk, kaia2cooler

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile. My letter was probably just delayed…There are a lot of letters to send out they just lost mine.

Copy and Paste this onto your profile if you have imaginary friends from all your favorite books!

If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with your house of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, AngeliqueChanson-Slytherin(all the way!), AngeDeNocte-Ravenclaw, Raven Darkholme-slytherin(yah baby!), Kichi Rin no Akatsuki - Slytherin (Slytherin Pride!), PadfootThe2nd (I'm a Lion for life! GRYFFINDOR!), Poppy Quinn-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw, ohsnapitzJess - Slytherin, voldyismyfather - slytherin DestinedforGreatness- Slytherin for the win!, IwannabeAnnabeth-Ravenclaw all the way!, The Epic Thunder Ravenclaw (only the smartest know that Z comes before A in the letter circle ;)) Meh111 Slytherin Pride! RANDOMXHARRYXPOTTERXFAN- RAVENCLAW HarryPotterEncyclopedia24-Gryffindor or Ravenclaw theriptide45- RAVENCLAW!!!, TheGrammarHawk- Hufflepuff! kaia2cooler-Ravenclaw

I Love my Dad:

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

I am that girl,
The one who likes book more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA) roxassoul (america)kaia2cool (Uk)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate, marshmallows, cake, pie, and ice cream too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

Yogscast Quiz

Lewis:

[X] You are intelligent.

[X] You have accomplished something very notable.

[X] You whistle when you talk.

[X] You wear glasses.

[X] You could be considered a bit of a nerd.

[ ] You are a leader.

5/6

Simon:

[X] You lose your temper easily.

[ ] You are... less intelligent.

[X] You love cute things.

[X] You love cake.

[X] You like fire and explosions.

[X] You often quote movies.

5/6

Hannah:

[ ] You are in a relationship.

[X] You are a good singer.

[ ] You have a fear of needles.

] You are skilled in archery.

] People think you're attractive. D:

[X] You love owls.(Athena)

2/6

Sips:

[ ] You're married.

[X] You have a crude, often bizarre sense of humor.

[X] You have very pale skin.

[ ] You use slang of your own invention.

[X] You're a bit insane.

[X] You are prone to swearing.

4/6

Nilesy:

[ ] You have a thing for pools

] You aren't the greatest at fighting.

[X] You snort when you laugh. (Sometimes...*shifty eyes*)

[ ] You are a terrible singer.

[x] Almost nobody finds you attractive.(D:)

] You read Homestuck.

2/6

Rythian:

[X You prefer magic to science.

[X] You get deeply immersed in games.

[X] You often wear dark clothing. (Im Emo, deal with it!)

[X] You can be mysterious.

[ ] You don't use much technology.

[ ] You are colorblind to some degree.

4/6

Zoey:

[X] You are AWESOME.

[ ] You always have something nice to say.

] You are very shy.

[X] You love plants and nature.

[ ] You are bisexual or bi-curious.

[X] You have, at some point, named random objects and held long, thought-provoking conversations with them.

3/6

RESULT:

I'm SIMON OR LEWIS, YAYAYAYAYAYAY!

Shadow of Israphel Quiz

Xephos:

] You are cautious.

] You can be a voice of reason.

[ ] You are easily frightened.

[X] You look at things logically.

[X] You hoard useless things.

] You like to plan ahead.

[X] You are more intelligent than your best friend.

3/7

Honeydew:

[ ] You are shorter than your peers.

[X] You are above-average in terms of strength.

] You are clumsy and make mistakes often.

[X] SCREW PLANNING AHEAD! LEEEEROOOOOOOY JEEENKIIIIINS!

[ ] You love to dig and play in dirt.

[X] You can be a pyromaniac.

[X] You frequently burst into song.

4/7

Old Peculier / Knight Peculier / Verigan Antioch II:

[ ] You have a traumatic past.

[X] You have a crush.

[X] You run out of breath easily. (I'M NOT FAT, IT'S CALLED ASTHMA! T.T (jk, jk))

[X] You have true friends.

[X] You have enemies.

[X] You look older than you actually are.

[X] You are friendly.

6/7

Skylord Lysander:

[X] You like to fly and aren't afraid of heights.

[ ] You own a vehicle of some sort.

[X] You have been tied, locked up, or imprisoned in some way. (You don't want to know...)

[X] You know someone who's a bit of a freak.

[X] People have blamed you for things you weren't responsible for.

] You've walked around half-naked at some point, either outside or alone.

[ ] You have a moustache.

4/7

Skylord Jasper:

[ ] You wear vibrant clothing.

[ ] You have a lot of money.

[ ] You can be stubborn and self-centered.

[ ] Your sexuality is questionable at best.

[ ] You have smoked or used drugs.

[ ] You enjoy bondage.

[ ] You have a butler, maid, or other servant.

0/7 (lol)

Israphel:

[X] You usually wear black clothing. (I'm Emo deal with it!)

[ ] You let others do the work for you.

[X] You are fiercely intelligent.

[ ] You have done things that could be described as horrific (murder, arson, kidnapping, ransom, etc.)

[X] You rarely lose or fail to accomplish things.

[X] You are extremely pale, to the point of almost being albino.

[X] Some people hate you, others bend over backwards to make you happy.

5/7

RESULT:

I'm a mix of Kp and Israpel... a peculiar mix (lol)

How to tell if you're a Yognaught:

  1. You think that there's nothing that can't be solved by digging a hole, a giant fan (Or tesla coil.), or large amounts of t.n.t.
  2. You believe you're being stalked by Israphael.
  3. You start thinking that there are nukes under your house.
  4. You build your own personal island and fill it with pigs.
  5. You actually built a wall of machines.
  6. The only thing you think about are Minecraft, Minecraft mods, and anything Minecraft related.
  7. The other only thing you think about is the Yogscast, Yogscast stuff, and everything Yogscast related.
  8. You talk to mushrooms.
  9. You personally feel that the Nether can go screw itself.
  10. You think that brown mushrooms are evil and red mushrooms are good.
  11. You keep trying to make a Ring of Arcana, Void Ring, or Red Matter Katar (And keep wondering why they aren't working.).
  12. You start using British words or phrases with a really convincing accent.
  13. You spontaneously start singing "Screw the Nether", "Form this Way", or "Dwarf Hole.".
  14. You want to be a potato when you grow up.
  15. You built an exact replica of Blackrock, Mistral City, Duncan's Castle, or Honeydew Inc.
  16. When you hear the word "Dwarf", you automatically think of Honeydew.
  17. Your friends think you're crazy when you talk about "King Barry".
  18. You quote the Yogscast at least once a day.
  19. You've actually tasted a Jaffa cake.
  20. You watch the Yogscast all day, every day.

(If you're a Yognaught and proud of it, copy and paste this on to your profile.)


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.When you drop a pen, don't pick it up. When someone reaches to pick it up for you, scream, "Wait! That's mine!!!"

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'. (Ahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha, hahahahahahaha, haha, ahahaha, ha...ohh...)

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

THE SHORTEST HORROR STORY EVER

"I quit," said Rick Riordan.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Percy Jackson, Shadow, and Ninjago, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Blondejoke101, MyBFCanSparkle, Rockyrocks919, xXxDaughterofAthenaxXx, daughterofhades5565, darkangelxx22xx, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, kaia2cooler

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, ShadowandMadonna, kaia2cooler

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (That would make me AMY, buuuuuut...*shrugs*)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." (What wonderful parents?!)

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. ,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz, kaia2cooler,

I am not normal, I am not the only one of my kind, I am special and I have reasons for my secrets. The only thing I keep close to me is a pen, a pad of paper, my secrets and my knife. Because you’ll never know what will try to kill you when you’re part of a nation, when you are a Fan Fictioner. - Lynx of the Sand

Post this if you are a Fan Fictioner and you’re proud of it.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really obvious, stupid question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're one of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, they talk to you, and you understand, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.h

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own." -Mythbusters

"With great power, comes great need to take a nap." -Nico de Angelo

"I don't like their Tacos. I sue them!" -Bradley Trask

"Listening to the news? Again?" "Well yes, it tends to change everyday." -Harry Potter

- Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!!

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

"He is my brother, and he is of Asgard."

"He killed 80 people in 3 days!"

"He's adopted."

Thor and Natasha from Avengers

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? "Hold my purse!"

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.'

I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!'

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.

The trouble with life is there's no background music

Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan:

Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.

Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones

The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.

Children of rival gods can fall in love.

No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.

Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.

Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.

Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.

The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.

Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.

Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.

Math teachers really are evil.

Set's secret name is Evil Day.

It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.

Elvis was a magician. No, really.

Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.

Hieroglyphics are fun to read.

A god of toilet paper can actually be really cool.

Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.

If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an super-powerful god living inside you.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to your mother ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which button to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.

If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696969696969696969696.

If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line.

If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, and date of birth, social security number and your mother's maiden name.

If you have post traumatic stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.

If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep. Or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short term memory loss, press 9.

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If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you.

20 (it's more then that) Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry Potter

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter books and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from you (Example: When in a car or an elevator). If you don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.

9. Start singing a Sorting Hat song at random moments, pretend to forget what comes next, and ask if they know in a very loud voice.

10. Make them play Quidditch with you.

11. Give all of their friends Harry Potter related nicknames and act mortally offended when they don't know the history of their character.

12. Change your name to that of a Harry Potter character and start screaming when they don't address you as such in public.

13. Always speak with a British accent - especially if you aren't from the UK.

14. Refer to real places by Harry Potter names.

15. ...throw a fit if others don't use these names.

16. Draw round glasses and lightning bolt scars on every poster and picture you come across...in permanent marker.

17. Give long lectures about how the prophecy relates to every day life.

18. Give every room in your house a Harry Potter codename. ( Example: The living room becomes the Entrance Hall) and whenever someone asks you where something is, use these names.

19. Change them immediately if they figure out what the names refer to.

20. Constantly ask if they can see the thestrals too.

21. ...refuse to explain what a thestral is.

22. Say, "Anything off the trolley, dear?" in a fake British accent when offering anyone food.

23. Pretend you can do magic.

24. Constantly rearrange their furniture and blame it on indecisive house-elves.

25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.

26. Constantly compare them to Mrs. Figg.

27. ...laugh evilly if they ask who Mrs. Figg is.

28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.

29. Whenever you're asked for advice, reply with "Three turns should do it" in a very serious voice.

30. Break any awkward silences by saying, "How 'bout them Chudley Cannons?"

31. Tell a very long joke using a random Harry Potter quote as the punchline and then laugh hysterically.

32. ...make sure the joke isn't funny.

33. Use the titles "You-Know-Who" and "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named" to refer to random people.

34. ... make sure no one knows who you're talking about.

35. Write letters to people (friends, neighbors...politicians) and ask them to join S.P.E.W.

36. ...hand fliers advertising it to random passerby.

37. Report Dumbledore's death to your local authorities.

38. Call them repeatedly asking if Percy Weasley is there and hang up before they can reply.

39. Pop up in place you're not supposed to be and insist that you were only trying to Apparate.

40. If you're late for something, blame it on your broken Time Turner.

41. Deck yourself out in all of your Harry Potter gear when you know you'll be going to a public place.

42. Walk past a wall over and over again, stopping randomly to bang on. When you receive weird stares, shout, "What?! I'm look for the Room of Requirement!"

43. Every time you see them, demand an explanation of why exactly they don't like Harry Potter.

44. If anyone tells you you'll go to hell for reading Harry Potter, either: a) jump and down and tell them that you can't wait; b) tell them you'll meet them there; c) sing "Weasley Is Our King" over and over again; or d) ask them to back up this claim with evidence, and laugh at them when they can't.

45. Play the soundtracks while they're stuck in your car.

46. ...add commentary. ( Oh, this is where they...)

47. When one of the movies is on TV, call to remind them.

48. ...every five minutes.

49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.

50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.

51. Sort every person you meet into one of the four Houses.

52. Follow them around while acting out a scene from the book doing very annoying voices for all the characters. Expect them to join in, and act offended when they don't.

53. Count down to some obscure Harry Potter event, whether it's Dumbledore's birthday, or when a Harry Potter DVD comes out. Keep saying: "87 (86, 85, etc.) more days!" in the middle of every conversation you have with your friend. Smile in a superior way when they ask what you're counting down to.

54. Start talking about a deceased Harry Potter character and suddenly burst into hysterical tears.

55. Refuse to be comforted.

56. Ask them to help you study for your O.W.L's and N.E.W.T's.

57. Knit them hats and insist that you're just trying to liberate them.

58. Talk to animals and insist that they're Animagi.

59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.

60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"

61. Point at modern electronic devices and loudly say, "Look at that! The things these Muggles come up with..."

62. Write letters to the editor of your local newspaper about the evils of our society ( Namely, Death Eaters and discrimination against friendly werewolves).

63. Send them numerous letters informing them that they have been selected to attend Hogwarts.

64. Carry around a shiny rock and proclaim that you possess the Sorcerer's Stone.

65. Say everything in a sing-song voice like Luna Lovegood.

66. End every converastion and/or letter with "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

67. ...refuse to provide an explanation.

68. Tap all brick walls you encounter with an umbrella.

69. Say "Lumos" when turning on a light.

70. Point and grunt and insist that you're speaking Troll.

71. Refuse to wash your hair and explain that you're going for the Snape look.

72. Spend hours at a time trying to get your broom to fly.

73. Invite them over for the night and force them to watch the first three movies with you.

74. If they leave for any reason, restart the movie and tell them it's the Time Turner scene.

75. Shriek loudly and insist that you're speaking Mermish.

76. If you're asked to retrieve something, shout "Accio!" loudly.

77. ...when this doesn't work, throw a fit.

78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.

79. Talk like Hagrid.

80. Point to garden gnomes and say, "Silly Muggles don't have a clue about what gnomes look like!" in a very loud voice.

81. Take them to a CD store and make them help you look for the newest Weird Sisters album.

82. Yell "Avada Kedavra" anytime they give the anti-HP lecture, then fake excruciating pain as your soul rips in two.

83. Write "Enemies of the Heir, BEWARE!" in red paint on their wall.

84. When confronted about the message, refuse to take responsibility and/or explain it further.

85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.

86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.

87. Wear all black and explain that you're in mourning over the death of "The Only One He Ever Feared."

88. ...when asked for am explanation of this cryptic title, cry hysterically.

89. Replace their entire movie collection with the Harry Potter films.

90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."

91. Print this out and use it as a checklist.

92. Insist that they subscribe for your new Harry Potter newsletter and when they say no, act like you've been seriously offended.

93. Potter Puppet Pals, anyone?

94. Knit them a maroon jumper every year - especially if maroon isn't their color.

95. When taking the stairs with them, stop and insist that you have to wait because the staircases are moving.

96. If someone turns off the lights, make a loud cracking sound and pretend to Apparate to the other side of the room.

97. Carry around a hip flask and refuse to drink anything anyone offers you.

98. Toss a small handful of sand and yell out, "Diagon Alley!"

99. If you go to a train station with them, loudly ask random people if they know where you can find Platform 9 3/4. Do this in an extremely fake British accent.

100. When your friend is checking sports scores, ask them if they can find out the score of the latest Quidditch match.

101. If they refuse, complain (loudly) that you missed the semi-final match between the Chudley Cannons and the Wimbourne Wasps and you need to know who will be advancing to the finals against the Tutshill Tornadoes.

102. At your next sleepover, draw a lightning-bolt scar on your forehead, and just as your friend is drifting off to sleep, grab your forehead and start screaming that you dreamed Voldemort killed your parents.

103. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

104. When at a train station with them, repeatedly throw yourself against the wall between Platforms 9 and 10. If someone asks if you need help, state in a panicked voice that you're going to miss the Hogwarts Express, and do they have a flying car that you could borrow?

random moments, pick up a wand like object and run around a room, screaming deadly curses and disturbing jinxes. Then collapse, act faint and say that you must be immediately to St. Mungos for you had been placed under the Imperius curse. When not taken, repeat the process.

106. While playing chess with them, stare at your pieces and give them verbal commands.

107. Throw the chessboard across the room when the pieces don't move.

108. Invite them to play "find the Horcrux" with you.

109. Tell them you're wearing an invisibility cloak, then hide.

110. Say "Knock knock." When the person says "Who's there?", say "You Know." When they say "You Know Who?", roll on the floor laughing. When they say they don't get it, become very offended and refuse to explain.

111. Wear mismatched clothes and if someone asks you why say it's because you can never keep up with the muggle fashions.

112. Send out birthday party invitations for a Harry Potter character. Be sure to call everyone who doesn't respond and ask them if they're coming.

113. On the first day of school, ask all of your teachers if "Hogwarts, a History" will be required reading.

114. In casual conversation, mention things you've been taught by Professor Flitwick.

115. Call your local station or cable provider and ask if they will be carrying the Chuddly Cannon games this season.

116. Write all letters to said person on parchment with quills.

117. Whenever they read the newspaper in public, complain loudly about how Scrimegeour is paying them to keep the big stories quiet.

118. Drag them along to the nearest place that has old brick buildings, pull out your pink umbrella, and start tapping the bricks - explain that you're looking for Diagon Alley.

119. Whenever it's foggy outside, scream "The Dementors are coming!" and hide for days at a time.

120. Fill a bowl with water and tie some tinsel to the end of your wand. Move the wand-tip from your temple to the bowl and pretend you're transferring your thoughts to a Pensieve, and ask not to be disturbed.

121. Insist the radio is called a Wizarding Wireless Network.

122. When travelling long distances, insist on going by Floo Powder - while grabbing a handful of soil from the nearest flowerpot.

123. Tell them that they're almost as smart as Grawp.

124. ..refuse to tell them who Grawp is.

125. Speak in a loud harsh voice at random moments and make predictions about people. Then, use your normal voice again and pretend that you don't remember anything.

126. Constantly remind them that you're Dumbledore's man/woman through and through.

127. Walk up to random people and ask them if their initials are R.A.B.

128. If they say no, give them a dirty mistrusting look.

129. If they say yes, then tackle them and demand that they hand over the Horcrux.

130. Yell "Crucio" at drivers who cut you off.

131. Call them every night and ask what the Transfiguration homework is.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman.

I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny

They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out.

To me, “FEARLESS” is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, FEARLESS is having fears. FEARLESS is having doubts. Lots of them. To me, FEARLESS is living in spite of those things that scare you to death...I think love is FEARLESS- Taylor Swift

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning how to dance in the rain.- Anonymous

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.- Unknown

Dance as though no one is watching. Love as though you have never loved before. Sing as though no one can here you. Live as though heaven is on earth.

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.- Eleanor Roosevelt

"You love me. Real or not real?" "Real."- Mockingjay; Peeta Mellark & Katniss Everdeen

When life gives you lemons . . . make grape juice, and watch the world wonder how you did it. (OR) squirt 'em in peoples' eyes!

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to.

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never knew.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein

Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.

Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.

When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.

There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.

After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.

They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"

All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.

The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.

Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.

A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.

Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.

They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.

So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

They hurt her... (Damn...I only just took this down!)

"A room without books is like a body without a soul." Marcus Cicero

"Smile, don’t frown. Look up, don’t look down. Believe in yourself, don’t let yourself go. Just be who you are, and let your live flow."

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." Oscar Wilde

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." - Miss Piggy

"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." - Chuck Palahniuk,

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."

"The flower that blooms in adversity is the rarest and most beautiful of all." - The Emperor (Mulan)

If you carry a pen in your pocket all day and think it might turn into a sword when you uncap it, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy this into your profile

Britain is narrating about Busby's chair.]

Britain: [Narrating] Busby's chair: Long ago, Thomas Busby viciously beat a man to death for sitting in this; his favorite chair. After being convicted of murder, he reportedly cursed the chair on his way to the gallows. He swore anyone who ever sat in his chair would suffer the same fate he was about to face. It is said the chair is responsible for sending over sixty men to their deaths.

[Later, Britain swaps America's chair out with Busby's, hoping he'll sit in it.] I've got it now. I'll switch America's chair with Busby's during the meeting! America won't be able to jive talk his way out of this one! I can't believe I didn't think about cursing him like this sooner! Even America can't avoid a curse like this! [chuckling]

[Russia then sits in Busby's chair while Britain isn't looking.]

Russia: Oh, доброе утро (Good morning) Britain. You're here kind of early today, aren't you?

[Russia then out evil's the chair, making it disintegrate.]

[The Allies and the Axis stop fighting to see Britain standing next to Busby's chair with a menacing smile on his face.]

France: That's Busby's chair...

America: I don't know what that means...

China: It's a chair that's been cursed.

Britain: Correct. Does anyone have the courage to sit down in this accursed chair?

[Russia then sits down in the chair while Britain isn't looking.]

Russia: Ah, comfy

Britain: [Nervous] No! What the hell are you doing?! It's not supposed to be you! Get out of there right now!

[The chair disintegrates after Russia out-evil's it.]

Gryffindor (The biggest heros in HP history as far as we know):

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of Idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are (Kinda) attention whores.

Slytherin (The Junior Death Eaters):

1. We aren't all evil... yeah, we are.

2. Cunning and Ambition: Slytherin.

3. Go ahead, be a little naughty.

4. Slytherin: We have chained boys in the dungeons.

5. Slytherin: Because our common room is underwater (and that's cool).

6. It's not that we aren't better than you (except it totally is).

7. Why be normal? Or good?

8. We are Junior Death Eaters. Deal with it.

9. Slytherin: means never having to say you're sorry.

10. Seriously evil wizard coming through.

11. I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.

12. Slytherins do it on Snape's desk.

13. Voldemort needs prison bitches.

14. Because real friends help you Incendio the bodies.

15. Property of the Half-Blood Prince.

16. We're only wearing black until something darker comes along.

17. Don't hate us because we're beautiful, hate us because we kick your ass at everything.

18. Never anger what can kill you.

Hufflepuff (Some of the best people you'll ever meet):

1. I'm planning your death in a happy way.

2. Brace youself- I'm going to hug you.

3. Nobody ever suspects the Hufflepuff.

4. You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck.

5. You think we're nice? That's cute...

6. Nowhere in the song does it say we're nice.

7. The love of a Hufflepuff was the only love good enough for Neville.

8. Hufflepuff: We kill you with smiles and rainbows.

9. All we got was Cedric... and that didn't turn out so good, did it?

10. Hufflepuffs kick ass too.

11. Hufflepuff: Formerly known as the party house.

12. Hufflepuffs know how to party.

13. Hufflepuff: We have cupcakes. Need we say more?

14. Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much.

15. Hufflepuffs are Particularly good finders.

Ravenclaw (The smartest house with the only ones who don't blow themselves up):

Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure.

1. I don't need romance, I have goldfish.

2. A room without books is like a body without a soul.

3. I can kill you with my brain.

4. Ravenclaw pride. Be afraid.

5. It's not that we are smarter than you (except it totally is).

6. I'm a Ravenclaw, which clearly means I am eligible to boast about my intelligence level in your face.

7. Ravenclaw: because we know every insult in the book. (Get it, they're smart and they know every insult in the book

8. Ravenclaw: geeks shall inherit the earth.

9. Ravenclaw: Dangerously over-educated.

10. Ravenclaw: Tact enough for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic.

11. Ravenclaw: because everyone else is just dumb.

I agree GO RA

Gryffindors...will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins...will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs...will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws...will get hold of a flying carpet.

WAYS TO ANNOY PEOPLE ON THE ELEVATOR

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

Hey you, yeah you.

How would you like to help me conquer the world?

Join our group we awesomely named

N.A.R.W.H.A.L

Yep, we named it narwhal.

It stands for:

Nerds Are Ruling the World Hence the Acronym Loser

(Don't ask. I was under pressure *cue music -.-* okay?)

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"We are not retreating, we are advancing in a differant direction!"

"Dwarf, Dwarf, Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole. I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole!"-Honeydew, the Yogscast.

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple." By Oscar Wilde.

"Life is like a box of chocolate you never know what you might get." By Forrest Gump

"My moma says im special." Forrest Gump

"Stupid is as stupid does." Forrest Gump

"If we burn you burn with us." Katniss Everdeen

If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy this onto your profile.

If you support Jack Sparrow and his jar of dirt, copy this into your profile.

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

"Live forever in the stars." Artemis

"Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it."

"When live gives you lemons,

You throw them in lives face and demand for cupcakes!"

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading

You write fanfictions about the book

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names

Everything reminds you of the book

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Your idol is a character from a book.

Chuck Norris Facts: Percabeth Style

Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Percabethtatorship.

There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Percabeth.

A picture is worth a thousand words. A Percabeth moment is worth 1 billion words.

When taking the SAT's, write "Percabeth" for every answer. You will score over 8000.

Rick Riordan once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 100 chance of Percabeth.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Percabeth shipper.

As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Percabeth."

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Percabeth.

He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Percabeth never dies.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Percabeth.

All roads lead to Percabeth. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness.

There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Percabeth... Just kidding, Percabeth is first.

There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Percabeth shippers.

Only Percabeth can prevent forest fires.

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Percabeth shipper

.Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Percabeth shipper."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Percabeth … dies.

People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply...Percabeth.

The active ingredient in Red Bull is Percabeth juice.

Some people say that Percabeth is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

Wise Words From Percy Jackson and the Olympians

1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar - The Titan's Curse

2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian

3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth

4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse

5. As a demigod, you are twice as vulnerable - The Lightning Thief

6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

7. Monsters will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth

8. Avoid poisonous swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labyrinth

9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade. - The Sea of Monsters

10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dude end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse

11. Three kids can drown in a really big bathtub.- The Lightning Thief

12. Everything strange washes up on the shores of Miami.-The Sea of Monsters

13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian

14. Say hello to pink poodles.-The Lightning Thief

15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to go chase a doughnut. -The Sea of Monsters

16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief

17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters

18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Thief

19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse

20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian

21. If things seem like they won't go your way, though most just think it's bad luck, blame the gods - The Lightning Thief

22. People can do horrible things but if in the end, they did something that helped tip the scale in your favor, they become TRUE heroes - The Last Olympian

23. Being you can prove to be the best thing. -Learned from all the PJatO books

24. There is always a way out for those clever enough to find it - Titan's curse

RULES OF CAMP-HALFBLOOD; BY PERCY:

1. If you want to live a long life (atleast until a monster kills you), never EVER steal make-up, hair product, jewellery or clothes from the Aphrodite cabin.

2.Never ask Apollo or his kids to perform poetry.

not scream "SPIDERS!" near the Athena cabin. Infact, dont even whisper it. Unless you want to be stampeded by a bunch of screaming banshees.

not sacrifice your veggies to the gods. They dont like them either. Go figure.

5.Never tell children of Ares that they need anger management classes, even if they do, cause they will pulverize you.

6. Children of Poseidon should never fly. Children of Zeus should never sail.

7. Do not suggest Justin Beiber or Miley Cyrus as children of Apollo unless you want to die a very painful death in a solar flare.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Luke Skywalker- "Nah, the rebels have cake." Darth Vader- "ooh! Can I be a rebel?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it!

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever" Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything" Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means... Holding Hands = "We definitely love each other" Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go" Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you" Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go" Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" picking someone up off their feet = "That they love them fully and would do anything for them"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

-This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. -Lucillia

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough. REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

if yuo can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod...if you could read that, copy and paste this onto your profile

Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

female come backs

pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Italy: [Happily] It's been a while since I slept with you, Romano.

Romano: [Annoyed] Shut up! You should have at least two beds in your place!Italy: How weird...I usually sleep together with Germany and Japan...

[Romano grabs Italy's throat]

Romano: You still get along with them!

[Repetitively bashes his head against Italy's]

Italy: [Struggling to talk] Bro, I can't breathe! Bro, I can't breathe!

[Cuts to Germany's office. Phone rings and Germany picks it up]

Italy: Germany, save me! I'm on my bed and my brother is--ow!

Romano: Not there!

Italy: It's stuck! OW.

Romano: Put down the phone, you fool!

Italy: Take it out!

Romano: Put it down!

[Phone line goes dead]

Germany: [Slightly disturbed] His brother's...stuck..."ow"...Take it out?

[Germany rushes into Italy's room]

Germany: Italy, are you okay? What happened-- [Realizes that Romano and Italy's curls are tangled together]

Italy: You're late!

Germany: So it was just hair?

If you have ever tripped UP the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door or a tree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DON'T DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%

ORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

know which pages the good parts are on.

suddenly hate thunderstorms.

start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

start figuring out who your godly parent is.

never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The House of Hades, read it, and still have time to do your homework.

ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

dream about PJO every night.

curse a god/goddess a lot.

have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

know PJO better then most sane people

have links to every great PJO site

add things to the list every day

know what you would do if you were Percy

argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)

least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

31.For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

are trying to learn Greek

keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

have an instant crush on Nico!

just have to research more about greek mythology

call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

want to learn Latin

copy/paste this onto your profile

43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree

47.A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them

have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god.goddess

’re nodding and smiling when you read this

were so busy reading that you missed number 41

are planning on adding a lot more things to this list

have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!

55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO ( Lol, i do that all the time...)

Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why: Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate... Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work. Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer. -You give all your siblings god parents -You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians. -You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win. -You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site. -You still think Thuke could happen.

You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)

You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

ChildOfWisdom

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

Kaia2cooler

America: Check it out, yo! How kick-ass is my new fighter plane of doom? Dude, it blowin' your mind yet or whaaaat?

England: [sigh] I don't get it, why did you call me all the way out here to look at a silly air plane. [snickers] Its just (stupid) I could never come up with the same design. I think its (stupid) very unique.

America: Hey! Thanks man! It was actually created to help me beat the holy hell out of you so i'm glad you think it's style!

England: [Shocked Look]

America's Plane Mechanic: [Whispers in America's ear] Excuse me. But wasn't that information supposed to stay a secret?

America: It sure was!

If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name

Shorty/Kris

KG/Lizzy

Wisegirl101/Lindsay

WiseOne27

SeaweedBrain013/Sebz

CloudyAlore/Faye

XxxBeLLxXxGiRlxxX76/Bells

xXthe shadow huntressxX

annapercy1

ChildOfWisdom

Laserfire

JBaddict1234

SeaweedGirl1

Music4evaxoxo

Huntress of the sky

Kaia2cooler

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,

Teach us something please,

Whether we be old and bald

Or young with scabby knees,

Our heads could do with filling

With some interesting stuff,

For now they're bare and full of air,

Dead flies and bits of fluff,

So teach us things worth knowing,

Bring back what we've forgot,

just do your best, we'll do the rest,

And learn until our brains all rot!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." (YES, I'M ACTUALLY WHITE, BUT I HATE RACISM.)

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when I was born I was black,

when I grew up I was black,

when I’m sick I’m black,

when I go out in the sun I’mblack,

when I’m cold I’ll be black

, and when I die I’ll be black.

“But you sir, when you where born you where pink,

when you grew up you where white,

when you're sick you're green

, when you go out in the sun you turn red,

when you're cold you turn blue,

and when you die you'll turn purple.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man sat back down and the white one walked away.

If you hate racism post this on your profile.

The Lessons Warrior Cats Have Taught Us

Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently.

Your logic doesn't have to make sense if you're angry enough.

Killing your half-brother solves all of your problems for 6-12 months, depending on how evil he is.

Cats are really good at cleaning massive bloodstains.

Gaining nine lives causes you to die nine times as frequently as everyone else.

Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone.

Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough*Ashfur*cough*Scourge*cough*.

If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy.

Its possible to complain about anything.

Happy endings are unrealistic.

Plans that rely on the cooperation of others have a tendency not to work.

God isn't going to do anything for you because he wants you to maintain both the freedom and the capacity to just get off your lazy butt and do it yourself.

The general public doesn't know anything.

People who secretly like you make the best evil minions.

It's possible to not notice that you are pregnant.

The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths.

If you try hard enough, you can be pregnant and give birth without anyone noticing.

Stars are really the spirits of dead cats.

War crimes are perfectly fine if God tells you to commit them.

Just because someone has gone to hell doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore.

Don't mess with beavers.

Thunderstorms are inherently dramatic.

Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones.

If you play with your food, and owl will come and eat you.

Disclaimer: I didn't write this.

My name is Molly

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse is evil so please help make it stop.

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

I don't own this either but enjoy!

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

If you laughed paste and copy this N O W!

Favorite Quotes

"So it's not really a hand grenade? Pull the string and run like hell? -Alex Rider from Stormbreaker

"We could be killed, or worse, expelled." -Hermione Granger from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." "Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git." "Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor." -Harry Potter from the Harry Potter and Prisoner of Azkaban

"I want to fix that in my memory forever, Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."-Ron from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

“Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have.” -Hermione from the Order of the Phoenix

“He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” -Fred Weasley from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

“I feel like, like pudding. Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” -Iggy from Maximum Ride: The Angel Experiment

"You. Do you haf any qualities dat distinguish you in any way?"

"You mean, like, besides the WINGS?"

"Yes. Besides de vings."

"Hmm. Besides de vings. Um... I once ate nine Snickers bars in one sitting. Without barfing. That was a record!" -Ter Borcht and Nudge from Maximum Ride: Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports

"God gave me a brain, but forgot to send the instruction manual." -Sasha from The Mephisto Covenant: The Redemption of Ajax

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile to spread the stupidity! XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. You love jeans. Dogs are better than cats. It's hilarious when people get hurt. You've played with/against boys on a team. Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. You watch sports on TV. You love video games. Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! Gory movies are cool. You go to your dad for advice You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think. Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth. Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 14 (Wow...)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear the color pink. Go to your mum for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. Video games are boring. Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance. It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. You care about what you look like. (Every girl does -_- ) You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. You love the movies. Used to play with dolls as little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it. (Well come on blind makeovers are sooo fun! -evil laugh-) Like being the star of every thing

Total:6 (You know I'm a girl...Right?)

AWSOME QUOTES BY PEOPLE:

Hetalia:

Russia:

"You will become with mother russia,da?""KOLKOLKOLKOLKOL"(as he jumps out of a plane)"VODKAAAAAA!""I hide dark secret that no one will guess because of my sweet face.""I know my ideas are the best because otherwise I'd kill them."(to China)"I'm Russian, I know everything about snow.""My homeland is very large and cold and people hate each other quietly.""When I look into all of your stupid faces, I think of how much fun it will be to pound them into dust. J""KAETTE!""HEAVENS TO THE BETSY! What strange and terrifying news is this?!""It make me pleasure smile to think how they will all be destroyed by my overwhelming power. J""MY DOORKNOB!"

Italy:

"PASTAAAAAAAA!""Ve""You can order me around and I'll disappoint you!""The other day, I had an extremely disgusting pizza. England made it.""That's an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, form an alliance, kiss their butts, sing, eat and go to bed.""Stars are magical!""I know I'm not strong, but I'm cute!""Why are you pointing a gun at me? I already told you I'd tell you everything I know, which is pretty much everything I know! Please don't kill me, please!""Hey Japan! Want to see my butt?"[to a frightened Romano] "Germany's a nice guy. He helps me out when I'm in a bind, he has big manly muscles and he can even tie his own shoes! And in the summertime, he comes over to my house and puts up a tent in the park to play! He's fun, so you shouldn't be afraid of him!"[after being told to put on clothing] "But I'm hot and I'm Italian and all the chicks dig it!"[Begging Germany] "Aaaaaaaah! I'm so sorry! Youwereright, Iamnotaboxoftomatoesfaeriesatall! Itwasall lies, lies, LIES! Pleasedon't shootme, I on'twantto die! AndwhatifIdon'tdiebutamjustmortallywoundedandforcedtolieinapoolofmyownblood? I'll do anything, well,Imean withinreason, Idon'twantto dieeeeeeee! PleaseI'mavirgin! Wheredoyouthinktheygetvirginoliveoilfrom?! Yournotsupposedtokillavirgin!We're patheticenoughasitis!""Germany! Germany! There was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turns out the pretty girl was France in disguise!"Germany: We don't have to kiss, do we? Italy: Nope! Unless you want to!

Romano (South Italy):

[To Germany](Japanese) "Eat lead, you potato sucking b*!"(English) "Suck my balls, you damn potato eater!""MUSTACHE"[To Germany] "Your ass is grass now sassafras! Prepare to meet your boring German god in your boring German heaven!"[To Italy after he said he is happy to sleep with Romano] "Yeah, Great, Another night of garlic-smelling dutch ovens!"WAAAH! What the crapola happened here?!"[About North Italy] "He's the one with the potty mouth, he's Italian!""SHUT UP!"[To Germany] "HHAHA!! You look so stupid with your big bushy moostache!"

Spain:

[To Russia: Hey, why don't you say something Russia? They'll stop fighting if you go over and step in"[to ChibiRomano: "YOU PEED ON THE FLOOR!?!?""Fusosososo!"[In his mind as ChibiRomano punches him: Why is Romano so angry with me? He must've found out I wanted to trade him... What's with all of the hitting, he keeps missing my- OH NO. He got them with that last one...The pain'll be flooding in any second now. I'll hug him as soon as I can move again."you want a churro?"

Minecraft/ Yogscast:

Xephos quotes:

"Look out, friend!""SIMON! NOOO!" (Whenever Simon dies)"I just forgot my earplugs!" (To Skylord Lysander, while Honeydew is licking Granny Bacon's icing)"Flee! Run away!" (Attacked by zombies, he yells at Simon to escape. It doesn't work.)"Look out/It's getting dark/Do you need help/Are you OK, friend?" (to Simon, when concerned for his well being)"Man up, bitch!" (When Simon sees something scary)"Simon!" (When Simon does something like place a block of TNT, or break rules in custom maps)"The thing is...""Don't worry 'bout that..." (When explaining something confusing to Simon)"Bollocks.""Let's go! Where are we going? Where do we go?""So, basically..." (often before saying a sentence)"Huup!" (often say that when jumping)"Fucking Hell's bells!""Bloody Hell!""Hello.""We're not retreating, we're advancing in a different direction!" (At the Battle of the Breach)

Honeydew quotes:

"I'm a dwarf and I'm digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole! I'm digging a hole!""Aaaaaaawwwwwww!!!!" (A very high pitched noise he makes in the face of a pleasant surprise. Like a spider friend, or something very cute.)"I duggy duggy hole, Lewis""Aaaaaw, Pigu!""Come ere' ya bugger!""What, what, its just a cow--""Must of took him ages to build this, oh, bloody hell!""Thats a very nice minecon you have there!""Fuck it Lewis""Lets just do it the Yogscast way!" (Whilst placing a block of TNT next to something they are struggling to get past)"See ya later, shitlords!""Oh, God! Oh, God!""I beg your pardon?""It wasn't me what done it!""Follow me. I'll lead the way!!!"Look at my cacti, my cacti's amazing.""He's my little angel." (About his cacti)"That's a nice everything you have there""Old woman, I demand your finest bacon.""Where Is Drugs?""Was there a triple-ended ribbed nobbler in there?""Thanks for the record, fuckface.""It's like a glory hole...and you're asked to put your John Thomas in it, but you don't know if there's a woman on the other side or, like, a mincing machine. And I don't like those kind of odds, Lewis.""They're in a homosexual relationship Lewis. It's not a bromance." (About Skylord Lysander and Skylord Jasper)"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON YOU CRAZY BROAD?!""I think I just climbed out of someone's toilet.""Balls to him. There's no such thing as a friendly spider. They're all evil.""It's like the Batcave, only shit.""Man, don't make me feel bad about murdering your dog.""Miss, have you got any Dostoevsky? FUCK OFF.""Oh, are you taking the piss?! GET IN THE WELL!""Balls to it!""I'm holding onto the rudder Lewis!""I'M A DWARF!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT?!""I'm a Fat Dwarf Lewis! It takes two times to get through a door!""GIVE US THE MONEY.""It's like a whole new game.""I think I might've ballsed it up, Lewis.""When I grow up I want to be a potato."'"What the hell is this?""I'm putting the heatin' on." (When he burned the Yogcave)."So, now we have a shitty wooden sword, and we're going to defend this property, right? From my cold dead hands, you skeletal motherfuckers!""They dug too deep Lewis!""ANOTHER ONE!" (As for his love of dwarf made beer)."RIP Yogcave, never forget.""My reward! Jaffas! Millions of jaffa cakes! Aaaaw!"

Duncan/Lalna/Lividcoffee quotes:

"Never meet your idols. They'll zap you with laser eyes.""I'm like fucking Aragorn!""Diamonds? Fuck yeah!""Umm... Yeah. Why not?""No! Lewis! Come back, come back. It's ok" (When Simon goes mad with power.)

Sips quotes:

"This is pretty gay guys. Prettyyy gay.""It's gonna be good. Good... good 'n' gay.""If a guy served poop for, like, a fancy dinner party, and he brought it out on a platter, would it be all lumpy? or would it be like creamy ... maybe steaming a little?""You gotta love a pump.""You son of a gun!""God damn it.""Shiiiiit.""...a whole army of librarians, just swarming in...""Look at all these bastards...""Anyone? Just me? Maybe my dad?""weeeee" (On Sims City when planes pass by)"I'll do iiiiiit!" (On Sims City when he agrees to demolish a building)"Holy shit""It's gotta be said..."

Sjin quotes:

"You mother trucker!""Sticks and stones may break my bones but levers will power my engines... or atleast turn them on.""Mahogany doors...""I wouldn't like to spread that on my Ryvita""I- I- I will fight for you Minty . I..I'll win this for us. Win this for Team..Team... whatever we are. Team Awesome."

Rythian quotes:

Hello, I am Rythian and this is Minecraft.""...because why not?""Oh, snappity snap!""Sips_ was slain by Rythian; OWNED""Sjin was slain by Rythian; OWNED""Noxite was slain by Rythian; OWNED LOL""I am your worst nightmare!""Well, this is my land. Time to make it my bitch.""Christ on a bike!""It's fine.""Fair enough."(To Nilesy) "Why don't you take your wood, and your dirt, and shove them up your inventory...""The death of Guard Guy shall not be forgotten!""Zoey, there's no magic alarms."(To Zoey) "We're going to have a serious talk later."(In a forced friendly voice) "Sjin! You little bastard!""See you later, shitlords! No, that didn't fit... *goes back* See you later, sucker!""Harsh words! Harsh words from a man in a melon suit!""Well I guess I'm alone again.""Oh well...""She...she was distractions. This is all distractions.""What's the point?""Brilliant.""The day you become predictable is the day you die.""Duncan, I will punch you in the face... THE FACE."(To Zoey over the Mushnet chat) "I miss you. I need you. I love you.""Zoey is crazy, but she is my type of crazy."(To Nilesy, about Zoey) "This is what I have to deal with.""I may be an assassin, but that doesn't mean I'm a gun for hire!""Should we sign the guestbook?" (As Corvo Attano, the most wanted man in Dunwall)"I thought maybe you'd like some company?" (When he walks in on a woman's bath in Dishonored)"Oh, crap!""Special Agent Parvis!""Holy crap, a Sectopod!""You are the worst.""Rip." (when someone dies, esp. in X-Com)"Holy Christ on a pogo stick.""Just... Be careful. You know how I feel about you." (To Zoey, just before she goes to try and defuse the nuclear bomb under Blackrock)"Malmö!""Why does this always happen to me?""Dave! Zombonaut"" Stuff him in a sack and throw him over, feed him to the hungry rats for dinner. Shoot to the heart with loaded pistol, slice his throat with a rusty cleaver. Early in the morning. " (on his tumblr, when someone asked his to sing a shanty)"Yeah, boobs are pretty cool. I’m a fan in general.""We will not be stopped be a flying triangle!"(to Duncan) "Press your fucking button all you want, Blackrock Castle is gone. I hope you're happy."(Excited) "Aww, Mengsk is screwed! He is the screwdest of Screwed!""Spiny, NO! Spory!!!""LIVE FOR THE SWARM!!!""Teep what are you doing?"

Zoey quotes:

"It's okay, he's a creeper now."Rythian: "In-ter-dic-tion torch." Zoey: "Hehe, dick...""I have mushrooms!""Rythian, I need a wizard wand, now!""Rythian, I'm in space! I flew too high and now I'm in space! This is awesome! SPACE!""I had a mushroom village!""This fridge is completely science-free...which means it doesn't work!""Oh my gosh!""Oh my heavens!""Oh my good gravy!""Computer! What does the scouter say about his power level? ... It's 604."Zoey: "No, YOUR-anium." Rythian: "... Brilliant."'Hey good-lookings - what's cookin's?'"Has the server moved/exploded/left to decay by a crazy wizard on the edge of insanity?""I'm being tongued again" -Livestream 13/12/2012(In the mushroom prison) "FISH HARMONICA!!! I ACTUALLY HAVE A FISH HARMONICA IN MY CHEST!!""Malmö!"I'm gonna embarrass him further and call him... Boob... Head. Yeah, that'll teach him!You're the hero Johto deserves, even if it's not the one it needs right now. They'll fight you, 'cause you can take it, Teep. You're not a hero, you're a silent Tododile, a watchful protector, The Dark Pokemon."Awesome!"So, I was down there for, like months, working... While you were out getting drunk."Hey good lookins, what's cookins?"(sung) "Oh magical fez, fallin' through the sky, magical fez landin' on my guy! Oh magical fez, you're a magical fez! Oh magical fez, you're landing on Gomez, aaaand boop!"I wear a fez now. Fezes are is sort of glitching out though--Glitching out though--Glitching out--Glitching out--Glitch--Glitch--Gli--Gli--Gli--Gli--Gli--vweeoop."Aaaaaaah!"

Pig island quotes:

"This one looked particularly derpy" - Lewis

"There is nothing, not even a sausage!" - Simon

"The dodo bird of our age" - Sjin

"Now the choice is: do we save this specimen and preserve the species, which would be the Honeydew Inc. way, or do we ice this fool and have some bacon?" - Sjin

(After Simon killed the first pig) "OH GOD THE CHILDREN ARE WATCHING!" - Simon

Things you are NOT allowed to do in Ranger's Apprentice, and what will happen to you if you do.

1. You are NOT allowed to sing "Greybeard Halt". Halt will make you spend the night in a tree. A PINE tree O.O

2. You are NOT allowed to answer a question with another question. Halt will glare at you and make you feel stupid.

3. You are NOT allowed to say "But I thought..." Halt will say "you're and apprentice. You're not supposed to think" or "If you thought about it, you wouldn't ask"

4. You are NOT allowed to give Tug more than one apple a day. Halt will say "One is quite enough." Tug however, will tend to disagree.

5. You are NOT allowed to question Halt's skills for ANY reason. Odds are he'll kill you. Painfully.

6. You are NOT allowed to tell anyone that Halt's not really grim all the time. He'll knock you into next week and then kill you.

7. You are NOT allowed to sing "We're off to see the wizard" on your way to visit Malcolm. He'll turn you into a lizard.

8. You are NOT allowed to send your Christmas wishlist to Erak. He'll brain you with a battleaxe. After stealing everything on the list.

9. You are NOT allowed to sing "Santa's comin' to town" when you see Erak coming. He'll brain you with a battleaxe.

10. You are NOT allowed to ask why, exactly, Keren's name is Keren. He'll hypnotize you.

11. You are NOT allowed to sing "Dude looks like a lady" when you see Keren. He'll throw a blue rock at you.

12. You are NOT allowed to hum the James Bond theme while tracking things with Halt. He'll shoot you with an arrow.

13. You are NOT allowed to hum alien music as you near Healers Clearing. Malcolm will kill you.

14. You are NOT allowed to use the "Green Giant" jingle when you see Trobar. He'll steal your puppy.

15. You are NOT allowed to iceskate on the pond in Skandia. You'll be assigned to the paddles (But hey, at least you'll get to stare at Will)

16. You are NOT allowed to sing the munchkin theme song around Will. He'll shoot you.

17. You are NOT allowed to switch Halt's coffee to decaf. You will die a slow painful death.

18. You are NOT allowed to oil the hinges on the door of Halt's cabin. He'll kill you if the intruders don't.

19. You are NOT allowed to threaten Will. Horace will challenge you to single combat and stick you with his dagger.

20. You are NOT allowed to ride Tug. He will throw you off and Will will shoot you for trying to steal his horse.

21. You are NOT allowed to fight a mad axeman with only your two knives. Gilan will throw you off a cliff so that he doesn't have clean up the mess.

Do it one by one, don't look ahead! It was true for me! ...kinda.

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so scroll down

(don't cheat- -)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completly in love with this person

2. If you choose

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservitive and agressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relashonship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experiance a major life changing experiance for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. THis is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday

F.U.N song Hetalia style:

F is for france who's f*cking the whole town

U is for ukrainian boobs

N is for no straight pairings

When you watch hetalia!


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