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Joined Dec '12

Hey people so My name is classified, but you can call me Roxy. Which is no where near my real name. Or LittleMissBookwormBrainiac

Please review on my stories tell me what you think.


IMPORTANT AUTHOR NOTE!!!!

Hey guys, so may be wondering 'Why aren't you updating?' Well it's because I am going on a hiatus. I'm only going to stop writing for a while. I'm sorry , but there are a lot of things that I need to deal with in my life. Besides I don't think that I was being a good author. But when I come back I will have at least 2 new chapter for each story. I also had a couple ideas for some new stories.

And a couple of you may be wondering why I deleted a few of my stories. The reason behind that is because I didn't think I was doing a good job writing them. So...yeah that is pretty much all I needed to cover.


Links for any stories:

Get your head in the game- Kim's engagement ring

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Hey guys, so I saw the video that MusicMusicMusic had on her profile and honestly it amazed me. Here's the link to watch and believe me if you do it'll warm your heart a bit more to help out people like that.

http:///talks/shane_koyczan_to_this_day_for_the_bullied_and_beautiful.html

When Shane Koyczan says "If you don't see yourself as beautiful...get a better mirror, look a little closer, and stare a little longer." It's true. I know some of us may have a hard time seeing it but you are beautiful.

Watch the video and participate in "To This Day...You are Beautiful"


Favorite things:

Singers: Selena Gomez, Britt Nicole, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Fifth Harmony Auburn, Jason Chen, Three day grace Many more

Song: Better than revenge by Taylor swift; Miss Movin' On by Fifth Harmony and MANY MORE

Food: chicken, pizza, McDonalds, Chines food, Italian food (certain things).

TV show: Kickin' It, House of Anubis, Switched at birth, Make it or break it, and Shake it up. The list goes on and on.

Boy celebrities: Ross Lynch, Kendall Schimdt (can't spell his last name), Logan Henderson, and Leo Howard. The list goes on and on.

Girl celebrities: Olivia Holt, Selena Gomez, Bella Thorne, Bridgit Mendler, Laura Marano, and Debby Ryan. The list goes on and on.

I can play Piano(more like the keyboard) and a little bit of guitar


Some more of my favorite things

Quotes:

If you love some thing set it free, and if it comes back to you it's yours to keep, but if it doesn't it was never meant to be

No boyfriend, No problem

When life gives you 100 reasons to cry, show life that you have 1,000 reasons to smile

You only have 1 life so don't end it

I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but we wish we didn't

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back everything's different

Growing old in mandatory, Growing up is optional

Fake smiles can only hold your tears for so long

Make your smile change the world, don't make the world change your smile

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn

Secrets are dangerous, but then again so are answers


Sports : I like (not gonna say if I play them or not)

Basketball

Soccer


Please let this be a reminder and take time to pray for all of our soldiers who are being sent away, putting their lives on the line fighting for US.

Prayer for the Military.

Please keep the wheel rolling. It will only take a few seconds of your time, but it'll be worth it to read on...

Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands.

Protect them.

Bless them and their families.

I ask this in the name of Jesus, our Lord and Savior.

Amen.

When you read this, please stop for a moment and say a prayer for our servicemen and women all around the world.

There is nothing attached, but this can be very powerful.

Of all the gifts you could give a Soldier, prayer is the very best one.

Do not stop the wheel, please -- just send this on.


Something I have to say to those non-book-reading-and-insulting-readers people:

I am a book freak, yes.

So what?

While I hole myself up in a good story,

you're off reading things from Facebook.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine,

you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself—

characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world—

a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

all of which you will never meet.

If you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

If you agree with what I have written, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to make our voices heard:Crystal Silvera, Jay'sGirl123, AnimeLover4ever1999, LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Potato Jam 7 (USA), Bookworm1756 (Canada) candyland7 (USA), Jay'sGirl123 (USA) AnimeLover4ever1999(S.Lovenchia...nah, I'm just kidding. America), LittleMissBookwormBrainiac (USA)


Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Daniel and Jasmine are sitting alone in the park one night...

Daniel: I guess we are the left over's in this world.

Jasmine: I think so... All of my friends have boyfriends and we are only the 2 persons left in this world without any special person in our lives.

Daniel: Yup I don't know what to do.

Jasmine: I know! We'll play a game.

Daniel: What game?

Jasmine: I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days and you will be my boyfriend.

Daniel: That's a great plan in fact I don't have anything to do for the following weeks...

DAY 1: They watch their first movie and they both touched in a romantic film .

DAY 4: They went to the beach and had a picnic...Daniel and Jasmine had their quality time together.

DAY 12: Daniel invited Jasmine to a circus and they rode on a Horror House...Jasmine was scared and she thought she touched Daniel's hand but she touched someone else's hand and they both laughed... .

DAY 15: They saw a fortune teller down the road and they asked for their future advice and the fortune teller said: "My darlings, Please don't waste the time of your life... spend the rest of your time together happily" Then tears flow out from the teller's eyes.

DAY 20: Jasmine invited Daniel to go to the hill and they saw a meteor...Jasmine mumbled something. (okay we have to skip a few days)

DAY 28: They sat on the bus and because of a bumpy road Jasmine gave her first kiss to Daniel by accident.

DAY 29:

Daniel: I'm tired Jasmine...Do you want any drinks? I'll buy you one.. I'll just go down the road.

Jasmine: Apple Juice that's all. Daniel: Wait for me...

-20mins later... a stranger approached Jasmine.

Stranger: Are you a friend of Daniel?

Jasmine: Why yes? What happened?

Stranger: A reckless drunken driver ran over Daniel and he is critical in the hospital.

Time:-11:57pm the doctor went out of the emergency room and he handed out an apple juice and a letter.

Doctor: We found this in Daniel's pocket. Jasmine reads the letter and it says:

Jasmine, these past few days, I realized you are a really cute girl and I am really falling for you. Your cherished smile... you were everything when we played this game... Before this game would end...I would like you to be my girl friend for the rest of my life... I love you Jasmine... .

Jasmine crumples the paper and shouted:

"Daniel! I don't want you to die... I love you...Remember that night when we saw a meteor, I mumbled something... I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and never end this game. Please don't leave me Daniel... I love you! You cannot do this to me!"

Then the clock strikes 12 Daniel's heart stop beating. It was the 30th day...

Always love your loved ones and show them how you feel before it is too late... You will never know when they will be gone from your embrace...

If you were given a time to bestow petals of everlasting compassion and love to your loved ones? Today is the day... Love them while they are still here...Copy Paste these stories if they made you cry or made your eyes water... Your loved one will realize how they are significant to you! Repost this in 5min. and a miracle will happen tonight. P.S. Do not ignore or you'll regret it later


1) Pick your favorite number between 1-9

2) Multiply by 3 then

3) Add 3, then again Multiply by 3 (I'll wait while you get the calculator...)

4) You'll get a 2 or 3 digit number…

5) Add the digits together

Now with that number see who your ROLE MODEL is from the list below :

1. Einstein

2. Nelson Mandela

5. Bill Gates

6. Gandhi

7. Brad Pitt

8. Hitler

9. LittleMissBookwormBrainiac

10. Barack Obama

PS. Stop picking different numbers. I AM YOUR IDOL, JUST DEAL WITH IT!!

Now copy and paste this into your profile, and change your name in #9.


Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No m No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Al Depression
Depression= Sickness
Sickness= Death
Life Lesson= Don't lose your pen. You'll die.


I'm skinny, so I must not eat.

I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner.

I'm brunette (or any dark hair color), so I must be poor and stupid.

I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd.

I like to make people happy, so I'm a suck up.

I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy.

I like to run, so I must be a health freak.

I like to relax, so I'm not responsible.

I am loud, so I must obnoxious.

I like to eat, so I must be fat.

I like to have fun, so I must be childish.

I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp.

I don't tell people everything, so I'm a liar.

I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy.

I have insecurities, so I must not like myself.

How about you stop stereotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them.


Favorite Books, Movies & TV shows

--BOOKS--

The Kane chronicles (The whole series)

The Heros of Olympius (The whole series)

Bad girls don't die trilogy

Percy Jackson series (all books)

The Chronicles of Narnia (The whole series)

Divergent series

The Lord of the Rings series

The Hobbit

Just Jane

My Double Life (a real story, nit the one on FF)

Little Woman

Secret Garden

Treasure Island

The Lost December

The Gift

The Notebook

The Lucky One

Safe Haven

Three weeks with my brother

The Last Song

The Murder Artist

The Odyssey

Chicken soup for the soul

Dante's Daughter

TH1RTEEN R3ASONS WHY (by far the best book I've ever read)

A lot more

--MOVIES--

Fast&Furious movies (1-7)

The Game Plan

The Pacifier

The Spy next door

Despicable me

The smurfs

Brave

Cars 2

Spy kids #1, #2, #3

Taxi

Stepmom

Lemonade Mouth

Tangled

Lovestruck: The Musicial

Agent Cody Banks

The Chronicles of Narnia (all movies)

Ramona and Beezus

Frenemies

Monte Carlo

The Last Song

New Year's Eve

Taken 1 & 2

Frozen

Hunger games (both movies)

Percy Jackson & the Olympians (both movies)

The Lord of the Rings (all movies)

The Hobbit (both movies)

Radio Rebel

Jinxed

Swindle

Christmas Bounty

All Bring it On movies

3 days to kill

All Fast & Furious movies

Thor 1 & 2

Cloud 9

Girl vs. Monster

3 days to kill

Non-Stop

--TV Shows--

Kickin It

House of Anubis

Lab Rats

Mighty Med

Wizards of Waverly Place

Austin & Ally

Shake It Up

Victorious

Pretty Little Liars

The Lying Game

Switched at Birth

Life with Boys

ICarly

Good Luck Charlie

Dog with a Blog

Jessie

A.N.T Farm

Gravity Falls

Ravenswood

The Fosters

Big Time Rush

General Hospital

Parental Control

Teen mom 1, 2, 3

I didn't do it


Need A Laugh?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff


One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was
going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.
TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay.(He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God?
TOMMY: No.
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't
there! He doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The
teacher agreed and the little girl asked:
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yesses (getting tired of the questions by this time).
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yesses
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
TOMMY: Yes
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
TOMMY: No
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school,
she must not have one!
"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"


We Girls:

Take a walk in the house with a toothbrush.

Read the text on a shampoo bottle.

Laugh at our own jokes when we haven't even shared it.

Push a door when it clearly says 'PULL'.

We ask, 'What?' when we understand everything perfectly.

Hate it when the wind messes up our hair.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

Have to call our own phones to find it.

Check the time on our phones when we are wearing a watch.

Turning our pillow around so we sleep on the cold side.

When we stay up late, we count how many hours of sleep we get.

Smiling while reading this. :)

Copy and paste this if you are happy being a girl. :)


You’re Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink

Go to your mom for advice

You consider cheerleading a sport

You hate wearing the colour black

You like hanging out at the mall

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures

You like wearing jewelry

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies

You don't like the movie Star Wars

You were in gymnastics/dance

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up

You smile a lot more than you should {HA!}

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes

You care about what you look like(...sometimes I do)

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love movies

You Use to play with dolls as little kid

You like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it

Like being the star of everything

Total: 19/24


Your Boy Side

You love hoodies

You love jeans

Dogs are better than cats

It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Well... Most of the time)

You've played with/against boys on a team

Shopping is torture

Sad movies suck

You own/owned an X-Box

You played with Hotwheel cars as a kid

At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter

You own/owned a DS, PS2 or Sega

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers

You watch sports on TV

Gory movies are cool

You go to your dad for advice

You own like a trillion baseball caps

You like going to high school football games

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards

Baggy pants are cool to wear (When they say this I think sweat pants)

It's kinda weird to have sleepover with a bunch of people

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors

You love to go crazy and not care what people think

Sports are fun (When your not playing with pros)

Talk with food in your mouth

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total :18/24


If you're a Kickin' It fan post this on your profile

When life gives you apples, drop one and hope that a cute brunet black belt, skater guy picks it up with his foot!

We swear to the light of the dragon's eye, to be loyal, honest, and never say die. WASABI! -Bobby Wasabi, Jack, Kim, Eddie, Milton, Jerry, Rudy


Ever Wonder...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children):

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching." Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Repost this if you will never mess with a little kid again or if you laughed at this (I might already have this on my profile...oh well)


AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SAGITTARIUS (ME!)-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.

TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet .5 years of bad luck if you do not repost

CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it... Cool. Loves to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind. Gorgeous Smile. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.

GEMINI - The Liar (5/21-6/21) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16 years of bad luck if you do not repost


A teenage girl about 17, named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with herWhen she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always the


Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today...

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says... "If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."


The last 2 things I put on my profile were from KCKarateChick. Re-post the 2 above if you believe in God!


This note is for EVERYONE who is being or has ever been bullied in any way.

You shouldn't care what they say about you.

Or what they do to you.

The words they say to you may hurt you,

But you shouldn't let that bother you.

Don't give them the upper hand.

Because then they'll take advantage of that.

If you show them that they are making you week and vulnerable,

Then you're giving them EXACTLY what they want.

STAND UP TO THEM!

Don't let them get to you,

Because that'll will only make it get worse.

I speak from personal expierence. I was bullied for 6 years.

Sometimes, friends would turn on me,

But I didn't care.

I have a couple more words to say...

Stand up...for you and for others!


Calling me GAY doesn't make you STRAIGHT. Calling me a SLUT doesn't make you a VIRGIN. Calling me MEAN doesn't make you NICE. Calling me STUPID doesn't make you a GENIUS. Calling me UGLY doesn't make you beautiful. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you want. What's the point of bullying, anyway? To all you bullies out there: I know your secret: You're insecure.

The girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on, hoping people will like her. That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home. The man with the ugly scars? He fought for his and YOUR country. That kid you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. The girl you just called a freak? She committed suicide five minutes ago because she felt worthless. Copy and paste this on your profile. Bullying has to stop.


Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! you believe in GOD, put this in your profile

98 percent of teens have tried smoking pot. If you haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think hair color doesn't determine how smart you are, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends have ever called you evil, copy and paste this into your profile


Its not where you come from, its where you belong
Nothing I would trade, I wouldn't have it any other way
You're surrounded by love, and you're wanted
So never feel alone, you are here with me
Right where you belong


PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, " I'm sorry but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: " Granny are you sure I don't have enough money?"The old lady replied: "You know that you don't have enough money to bye this doll, my dear." Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to take a look around. She left quickly. The little was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and i asked him who he wished to give the doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes where so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister." My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: " I told Daddy to tell mommy to not go yet I need her to wait until I come back from the mall ." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she wont forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but my daddy says that she has to go be with my sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy: " Suppose we check again, for when you do have enough for the doll?" "OK ," he said , " I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you god for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!" " I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but i didn't dare ask God for too much. But he gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then i remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where thebody of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed on her chest. I left the place teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever... The love that the little boy had for his sister and his mother is still hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all of this away from him.

You have 2 choices:

1) re post this story

2) ignore it as if it never touched your heart!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile and don't ignore it because the bible says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of heaven.


"They hurt her" About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. This is a true story.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. You kindness will be rewarded.


A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 2 year old son. People call her a slut. No one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No one knows she has a serious disease that causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Repost this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you wont.


This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!


You know you're too much of a Kickin' It fan when...

You hear one of your favorite songs and you yell "This is my JAAAAAM!"

You spend a whole day trying to write the Wasabi Code on a grain of rice

You sing the only verse of 'Love ninja' over and over again in your head

You eat saltine crackers and think of Jerry hugging his knees in fear

You tend to say "Holy Christmas Nuts!" a lot more

You get a new cat and name it Tip-Tip

Live Action Role Playing seems a little cooler to you

You start to WOOOO and dance like Jerry when you are excited

You grab your chest and start hyperventilating when someone says they don't watch Kickin' It.

You sprain your wrist trying to break a board, while your only argument the whole time was "If Milton could do it..."

You say "you probably shouldn't have done that" when someone upsets you

You scream "WHY?!" everytime you watch Karate Games

You try to slide down a hallway on a lunch tray to see if you could beat Milton's record

You have tried more than once to talk in the 'Swathmore Accent'

Eating a Falafel Ball is now on your to-do list

You like blue cheese a little less just because Jack is allergic to it

You squeal out loud in happiness everytime you see a Kick moment

You can't help of think of Jerry when the word 'Swag' comes up

When you see a tomboy girl beating up guys you're mind sets off to Kim and the guys.

When you see a nerd couple you think of Milton and Julie.

You see a guy hitting on a girl (who's clearly not interested) you think of Jerry

You spend time trying to dance like Kim

When you see gravy during a slow dance you worry.

When you see a giant moving swan you get scared.

If you see a karate video game in an arcade you have to try it!

If you hear about an adventure you think of Eddie.

When you see a rabbit you think of the treasure.

- LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


"I, Kick fan of "Kickin' It", do solemly swear to do my best to stick with my Kick family no matter what happens, no matter when "Kickin' It" ends. I pledge my fellow shipping to Kick and my fellow Kick family to stay true to this ship and to be a part of this family for as long as I possibly can. Wasabi."

-Kick shipper pledge


I promise to remember Rudy

Whenever I see a man-child

I promise to remember Milton

Whenever someone is school-wild

I promise to remember Kim

Whenever a girl hangs out with guys

I promise to remember Jack

Whenever someone is protective and always tries

I promise to remember Eddie

Whenever someone loves food

I promise to remember them all

Whenever I hear "Kickin' It with you!"

I promise that when Jack and Kim finally kiss

A big smile will cross my lips.

I promise to remember Kickin' It

Even after it's long gone

Whenever I hear "Kickin' It"

I will remember the song

I promise to remember Kickin' It

Wherever I go

Because Disney XD

Made an awesome show!


Girls

are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach for the good ones

because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground

that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top

think something is wrong with them,

when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right boy to come along,

the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.

The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.

The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it.

The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesn't much care

The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.

The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.

The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!


If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, TheOnlyMarauderette, GodofAWSOMEstuff, Katerina Riley, Aguilita Cruz Percabeth for the WIN, Book Freakz, SmartyMcSmartle, avamay227, Obsessivebookdiva, LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(honestly I hate politics it so confusing) I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I STILL believe in MAGIC so I Must NEED a THERAPIST. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

repost this if you hate stereo types


Fun little test...

Take 3 minutes and try this... It is sooo freaky... NO CHEATING

Don't read ahead, that will spoil the fun. And no, it's not a don't read ahead or I'll kill you story,those are kinda stupid...

First, get a pen and paper. When you choose names, make sure you know them personally.

Most important, go on first instinct, don't think just write.

1. Write the number 1 until 11 down on your paper

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down two random numbers

3. Beside 3 and 7, write down two names of people of the opposite gender

4. Write anyone's name (Friend, family etc...) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots

5. Write down four song titles in 8, 9, 10 and 11 (Instincts!!)

6. Make a wish...

And now, for the key of the game

1. You may (Don't have to) tell (The number in space 2) people about this game

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love

3. The person in space 7 is the one you like but can't work out

4. You care about number 4 the most

5. Number 5 knows you very well

6. Number 6 is your lucky star

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with number three

8. The song in 9 is for person 7

9. In the tenth space is the song that tells you most about your mind (Mine was slow down by Showtek, so funny...)

10. 11 Is the song telling you about how you feel about life

Sure, for me not everything was correct, but that crush thin was like wow, and the song... Cracked me up, It was so right sometimes it was scary...


Alex Russo taught me that family comes before anything else

Justin Russo taught me that knowledge can save lives

Max Russo taught me that being random is a blissful thing

Jerry Russo taught me that it's important to have a great teacher

Theresa Russo taught me that a mother's love can never be replaced

Harper Finkle taught me to always be myself

Mason Greyback taught me to never give up on someone

Juliet VanHusson taught me that true love conquers all

Dean Morantine taught me to always make good first impression

Zeke Beakerman taught me that the human mind is endless

Stevie Nicolas taught me that revenge can only lead to my demise

Keldo Russo taught me to live life to the fullest

Megan Russo taught me to never hold grudges

Huge Normous taught me that its okay to be different

Professor Crumbs taught me that honesty is always best

Dr. Evillni taught me to never tell my secerts to a fish

Mr. Laritate taught me to find the good in people

Ronald Longcape taught me love beats evil anyday

Rosie taught me to find my way out of the darkness

Tina taught me that you can reach your goal with a little preisitence

Felix taught me people can change

Gorogg taught me evil can't change someone's heart

Wizards of Waverly Place taught me to believe in magic.

(from BurkleyDuffieldLover's profile)


Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".


Fun little test to do...

No cheating please!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of Red, black, green, blue, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you prefer more black or white?

6. Name the person as the same sex as you.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Which do you prefer more California or Florida?

9. Do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish ( A realistic one)

Answer time!!

1. You're completely in love with this person

2. If you choose:

Red: You're alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You're conservative and aggressive.

Green: You're soul is relaxed and you're laid back.

Blue: You're spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You're a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom .

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan- Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone unexpected

Apr.- Jun: You will have a strong love relationship that wont last very long but the memories will last forever

July- Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for good.

Oct- Dec: Your love life will not be to great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at first but it will be the best thing for you, and you will change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This is your best friend

7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose:

California: You like adventure

Florida: Your are a laid back person

9. If you choose:

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour it will come true before your next birthday! Yay!


I am the girl that does go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book or write.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, Bookworm700, Sparteen, GothicShadowPhantom, PsychoticNari, KP100, EmberMclain13, GhostDog401, Turkeyhead987, Danielle Fenton, Hiway202, AmethystPhantom, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine- Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever, LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


I just had to do this...

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile

If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile.

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If Orlando Bloom said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If, for no reason, you have laughed at a part in a movie that really wasn't funny...copy/paste this into your profile.

If it drives you insane when you someone asks a question and you answer it and they say why and so you answer that and then they say why again and you answer that one and it goes on and

on until you can’t answer anything anymore, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

If you think that everyone in your family is crazy besides you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile.

Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards

If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever gotten fifteen minutes into a horror movie and then insisted that it be turned off, copy this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you think the Cocoa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. :D

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.

1F Y0U C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463 C0PY 17 4ND P4573 17 1N70 Y0UR PR0F1L3.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If You Embrace The Weirdness, Copy And Paste This On To Your Profile And Add Your Name To The List. Emy Em Em, Lady Sakura of the Fated, Sasukez, Fuzzy makes me happy, Lunadance506, Crimsonsunxx, Shadow Dragon13, TheLextacyBlossom,Ino-Gaara, MysteryArtist,GwenFan22, DannyPhantomFan551, ShadowSakura01, Red. Wolf. In. The. Dark., Baby Porcupine-Cute but DEADLY, jackandkimforever, LittleMissBookwormBrainiac

If you've ever copied something from someone else's profile, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you always look on the bright side and always judge a book/movie by its innards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (I ALWAYS do this :D)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the stinking Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed for 10 minutes straight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that people on commercials talk funny or use phrases no human beings would ever say, copy this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.( That's one of my many weird things i do)

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

Chocolate Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.(I ALWAYS do this :D)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.


I got this from jackandkimforever's profile, but switched boy and girl to Jack and Kim.

This is sooooo cute!

Kim: Do I ever cross your mind?

Jack: No

Kim: Do you like me?

Jack: No

Kim: Do you want me?

Jack: No

Kim: Would you cry if I left?

Jack: No

Kim: Would you live for me?

Jack: No

Kim: Would you do anything for me?

Jack: No

Kim: Choose--my life or your life

Jack: My life

Kim runs away in shock and pain and Jack runs after her and says...

Jack: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I would choose my life is because you are my life.


This is so sweet...

Holding Hands- Girls: If you want to hold his hand, gently bump into it a couple of times. Guys: Grab it if it happens more than once.

Cuddling- Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold. Guys: Automatically move closer to her.

Movies- Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder. Guys: Lift her chin up and kiss her.

Laying below the stars- Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat Guys: Whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's cute


Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?


Girls Don't realize these things

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"

I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk

I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.

I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry That I cared

I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'


I wish I had a boyfriend that would do these things...

What a TRUE boyfriend would do for you:

-When she walks away from you mad Follow her

-When she stare's at your mouth Kiss her

-When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and dont let go

-When she start's cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

-When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

-When she ignore's you Give her your attention

-When she pull's away Pull her back

-When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

-When you see her start crying Just hold her and dont say a word

-When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

-When she's scared Protect her

-When she lay's her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

-When she steal's your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

-When she tease's you Tease her back and make her laugh

-When she doesnt answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay

-When she look's at you with doubt Back yourself up

-When she say's that she like's you she really does more than you could understand

-When she grab's at your hands Hold her's and play with her fingers

-When she bump's into you bump into her back and make her laugh

-When she tell's you a secret keep it safe and untold

-When she looks at you in your eyes dont look away until she does

-When she misses you she's hurting inside

-When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

-When she says its over she still wants you to be hers


I totally see Jack and Kim when I read this... am I right?

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday just to wish her the best birthday ever

- Randomly tell her how grateful you are to have her in your life

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's ass am I kicking?" as you embrace her protectively.

See? Don't you see the resemblance?

(jackandkimforever's profile)


Why Do Boys Fall In Love With Girls?

(This was written by a guy) (Don't break this, its so sweet! :)

1. They always smell good even if its just shampoo.

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.

3. How cute they look when their asleep.

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.

6. How cute they are when they eat.

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.

8. Because they are always warm even though its minus 30 outside.

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.

11. How cute they are when they argue.

12. The way her hand always finds yours.

13. The way they smile.

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.

15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...

16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.

17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".

18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something silly.

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we won't admit it).

23. The way they say "I miss you".

24. The way you miss them.

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt anymore.

26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you

Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they became everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of mind but of the heart. A feeling.

Only felt.

This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this.

Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!!

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet.

Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "Why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE.


This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend

was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cries

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking,

"Please God, why is

My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

And the poor child was beaten

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrusted the blade

Right in her chest,

"You deserve to die

You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly

dying She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

Then quickly barged in

Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the little girl

Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if you're against child abuse)


1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes (Sorry guys, not taking any chances)


Sometimes these stories like the one above creep me out, but like it says, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.


My name is Tiffany, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

And you can help to stop this for others.

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

One heartless person to not be effected

By this poem and because you are effected,

Do something about it! So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on! If you are against child abuse


When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.


Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book

Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me Woman: Ohhhh, you're so right, I want you to leave

Man:My pretty face is leaving in ten minutes. Please, be on it.

Woman: Really, then it will be to smack you.

Man:Wanna go home and play Zookeeper? You be the lion and I'll feed you the meat.

Woman: If it's meat your giving me it better you because your DEAD meat to me.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this... If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks"


This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished

that her dad would come home from the army, because he'd been having problems with his heart and right leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes later), the doorbell rang, and there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been having trouble in my job and on the verge of quitting. I made a simple wish that my boss would get a new job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55 there was an announcement that he was promoted and was leaving for another city. Believe me...this really works!

nice, loving relationship for many years. While kind of daydreaming (and right after receiving this email) I wished that a quality person would finally come into my life. That was at 9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM a FedEx delivery man came into my office.He was cute, polite and could not stop smiling at me. He started coming back almost everyday (even without packages) and asked me out a week later. We married 6 months later and now have been happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.


There were 3 girls.

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight.


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, THE SOUNDTRACK WOULD BE... So, here's how it works:

1. Open your music library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, FrostWire, etc.).

2. Put it on shuffle.

3. Press play.

4. For every question, type the song that's playing.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button.

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..

Opening Credits: One More Night by Maroon 5

Waking Up: Falling Down by Selena Gomez

First Day At School: Hoedown Throwdown by Miley Cyrus (...I have no idea how this would fit)

Making Your New Best Friend: You're The Reason by Victoria Justice

Falling In Love: Lightweight by DemiLoavto (That fits perfectly)

Breaking Up: Stronger by Kelly Clarkson

Prom: Thrift Shop by Mackelmore

Graduation: I don't Dance by HSM Cast HSM 2 (Idk how this would fit)

Life's Okay: All I want is everything by Victoria Justice (I guess this fits)

Death of a Close Friend: A year without rain by Selena Gomez ( I guess this could fit...if you had feelings for the close friend or not Idk)

Mental Breakdown: Top of the World by Bridgit Mendler (...I can't tell if this would fit)

Driving: Stay by Rhianna ( I have nothing to say)

Flashback: Beauty and a Beat by Justin Bieber ft. NIkki Minaj

Getting Back Together: Stand up by One Direction

Birth of Child: Let me love you by Ne-Yo (this doesn't fit at all)

Wedding Scene: I think I wanna mary you

Car Accident: Ronan by Taylor Swift

Final Battle: Can't back down by Demi Lovato

Death Scene: What hurts the most by Cascada

Funeral song: When she cries by Britt Nicole

End Credits: Really don't care by Demi Lovato ft. Cher Lloyd

RIP Cory Monteith and Talia Joy C. and all the others we have lost.


I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight (I'm not reading it, stop trying to convince me and mind your own beezwax, i'm happy with HOO). The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that in fact hates justin beiber (he don't (not bad grammer, hear me out here!) deserve caps) and everything about him (I don't care if we share the same favorite color!).The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it. (Before it said retard, but that isn't a nice thing to say) The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.


Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN SUCKER RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through middle school/high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "You're gonna die in seven days..."

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're in a mental hospital, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he/she breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and say "I'll kill you next time you do that to her/him"

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking and begins teasing you about it.

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you and say, "MAN UP!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool if you don't want to go in.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you in.

FRIENDS: Will help you with anything.

BEST FRIENDS: Will do nothing but sit around.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG IT! We messed up! AGAIN!"

FRIENDS: Will talk rubbish to the person who talks rubbish about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them out and then tape their mouth and throw them in the dumpster and blame the president.

FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

BEST FRIENDS: Not only kicks everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with awesome plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Will be there to take you home when your tired.

BEST FRIENDS: Will say "No way we are staying here till 3 in the morning!"

FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this !!! :D


Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Foward this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Seven days without GOD will make one weak.


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remembe Rachel whenever a limo passes my car.

I promise to remember Hazel

Whenever I see something gold

I promise to remember Frank

Whenever I see a boy with a lady who is old

I promise to remember Octavian

Whenever I see a teddy bear

I promise to remember Reyna

Whenever I see someone who is always fair

I promise to remember Jason

Whenever I see someone on a missing list

I promise to remember Leo

Whenever I'm aboard a ship

I promise to remember Piper

Whenever I see a dove

I promise to remember Percabeth

Whenever I'm in love

I promise to remember The Stoll Brothers

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember Beckendorf

whenever I see someone working with metal.

I promise to remember Silena

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Michael Yew

whenever I see a smile that gleams.

I promise to remember Briares

whenever I see someone playing hand games.

I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth

whenever I see a cloth in flames.

I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos

whenever I see someone go against the odds.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go


YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:

1) You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

2) You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

3) You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

4) You know which pages the good parts are on.

5) You suddenly hate thunderstorms.

6) You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

7) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

8) You start figuring out who your godly parent is. (Poseidon, yeah)

9) You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

10) You have a plan to get out of school early on October 12 so you can buy The Last Hero, read it, and still have time to do your homework.(And then have time to finish it that day.)

11) You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!)

12) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

13) You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

14) You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

15) Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. (Sadly yes)

16) You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

17) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

18) The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJATO?”

19) On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

20) You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. 21) You dream about PJO every night.

23) You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

29) At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

30) You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work(totally)

31) For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood(wanted to do that)

35) Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

36) You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

37) You have an instant crush on Leo. (I know it said Percy first, but Leo is so much cooler)

38) You just have to research more about greek mythology.

39) You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT

40) You yell at Percy for being such an idiot some times.

41) You are always thinking of PJO

42) You carry a ball point pen around with you everywhere. (Well, yeah, I'm a writer!)

43) Flame on! is your new catch prase (Flame On! Booyah!)


Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

Answer: sitting on the shore of beach near the Poseideon cabin

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

Answer: Malcom or Will

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Answer: Piper or Annabeth (Annabeth because I'm extremely smart & Piper because I'm like her in a lot of ways)

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Answer: Octavian, Khione, Dakota, Ethan, Luke

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

Answer: Hard question. The Titan's Curse or The Last Olympian

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Answer: Another Hard Question. My #1 is Annabeth (I have 5 favs but can never put them in order)

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Answer: God: Thantos & Apollo Goddess: Nyx, Demeter, Artemis

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Answer: Talk to him and get to know him better

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Answer: Leo and Piper (they haven't been able to act like a normal teen in ages)

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Answer: Leo, Percy, Piper, and Annabeth. (Leo: Can build us boat to sail home, Piper: Can help fight if something happens, Percy: Can control the waves of the water, Annabeth: lead us to our destination)

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Answer: "Um...?"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Answer: Percabeth (There's more but Percabeth is #1)

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Answer: I'd go sightseeing and probably do something that'll get me sent to Tartarus

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Answer: Hanging out with my cousins

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

Answer: "With great power, comes with great need of a nap.Wake me up later"

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

Answer: When he finally got actually kissed by Annabeth (in The Last Olympian)

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

Answer: "With Great Power comes the great need to take a nap.Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Answer: When Hephateaus talks to Leo for the first time in his dream

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

Answer: When he groans about food

Favorite Random Moment?

Answer: ? I don't know, I like it all really

If Your a Rick Riordan fan, Copy and Paste into your profile!


Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (Push him of a building? Oh yeah! But seriously, I'd probably do worse.)

Wow! You have gotten this far!

(NO OFFENCE TO ANY PEOPLE WHO ARE BIELBERS!)


20 More Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? PERCABETH! Seriously guys, Leave Rachel out of it!

2) Favorite guy character? I'm putting a different one this time, Percy!

3) Favorite girl character? Tough one. Thailia, because she's brave

4) Favorite god? Apollo & Thantos

5) Favorite goddess? Demeter, Artemis, Nyx

6) Zeus, Poseidon, or Hades? All!

7) Is Luke hot? If Hermes were my dad I would not answer this, but he isn't sooo...Yes he's hot!

8) Would you join the hunters? No

9) Archery or sword fighting? Both, I think they're both awesome!

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging. Sorry Hermes.

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Goddess-Nyx, and Iris I love the stars and anything with color. God-Thantos

12) Favorite book? The Mark of Athena or The Titan's Curse, I answered this already

13) Least favorite? I like them all, but I would have to go with The Son of Neptune

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just go in the summer? Year round!

15) Favorite couple? Leyna (Leo/Reyna), Jasper (Jason/Piper), Thailico (Thailia/Nico), Clairesse/Chris, Grover/Juniper, Travis/Katie, Percabeth (Percy/Annabeth)

16) Are you a demigod? Totally. (Not in real life, I'm not stupid or anything)

17) Who would be your parent? Out of all twelve Olympians it would be narrowed down to 3: Athena, Demeter, Apollo. Though if I had to be a child of the Big Three, my godly parent would be Zeus. According to all my friends who are obsessed with PJO

18) Favorite minor character? Connor and Travis, even though they are seriously annoying.

19) Ethan or Luke? Luke.

20) Favorite monsters? Sirens. Seriously, I kinda admire the way the minipulate people to there deaths. (There's my Ares side!) Oh and Cyclops!


1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

Stupid? Yes. But did it make sense? Yes...at the time.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

My fluffy blanket

3.What is the last time you watched on TV?

Five minutes ago

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:50

look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:21. 31 minutes off

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My TV

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

2 hours ago. I just got out of school

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Um, someone elses profile, I was bored

9.What are you wearing

a pair of yoga pants and a quarter sleeved shirt

10.Did you dream last night?

yes

11.When did you last laugh?

Yesterday

12.What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Drawings, pictures, a clock, a calendar

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Awesome! But pointless.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Gridiron Gang

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

a new wardrobe, a house for homeless people to live in

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I am a fast reader.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Have a home & food for every single person in the world

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah

20. George Bush:

A president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Emma or Lianna

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Benjamin or Isaac


Interview:

Q-What is your favorite color?

A- Red

Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?

A- I like Rachel, so I would rather kill Luke. Sorry Hermes.

Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp Half-Blood which one would it be?

A- Depends, if my mom were a Goddess I would be in either Demeter or Athena. If my father were a God I would be in Apollo. If my father was one of the big three, I would be in Zeus' cabin

Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?

A- To see the future or heal something by the touch of my hand

Q-Favorite Twilight quote?

A- There’s actually a quote from Twilight worth remembering?

Q-Favorite Song

A- I have too many to just name one!!

Q-Favorite food?

A- Lasagna

Q-If you could date any character who would it be?

A- Either Will Solace, Leo, or Malcom

Q-Who would you fit to play in any Percy Jackson books?

A- I would say either Annabeth or Katie...maybe Thailia

Q-Favorite books?

A- I love the Last Olympian, Titan's Curse, Lightning thief

Q-Night or Day?

A- Night

Q- If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do?

A- ...I don't know

Q- What's your personality like?

A- Crazy, Smart, Insecure, Sweet, genuine, Kind-hearted, helpful, Curious, adventurious, sometime lazy, caring, gentle, lovely, joyful, isolated, quiet, bright, kind, and I say once again VERY INSECURE!

Q- What was the last thing you thought?

A- A song

Q- Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

A- I'm saying a pointless name.

Q- Scariest moment of your life?

A- I almost got into a car accident

Q- One word that would best describe you?

A- observant

Q- What is your favorite month?

A- December!!!

Q- What does your user name mean?

A- I'm short(LittleMiss), I love books!(Bookworm), I am very smart(Brainiac)

Q- What is your favorite Disney movie?

A- I have a lot so I can't answer that

Q- Have you ever been in a fight?

A- If a screaming match counts...then yes


Who is your Godly Parent?

ZEUS

You like being in charge.

You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.

You were voted Class President.

You do what’s best for everyone.

You think you have what it takes to run for President.

You think every problem has a solution.

You love showing off.

You like plane rides

You are Aquaphobic

There is a 50% chance I'm a child of Zeus

POSEIDON

You feel at home in the water.

Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.

You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.

You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.

You visit the local pool on a regular basis.

You swim professionally.

You hate seafood.

You never get seasick.

You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.

You are acrophobic

There is a 40% chance that I'm a child of Posideon

HADES

You’re not that much of a people person.

You like staying in the dark and writing poems.

You experience bad moods on a regular basis.

You like listening to loud, angry music.

You spend most of your time alone.

You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.

You like to keep to yourself.

All your closets are padlocked.

You write in diary/journal.

You feel most active at night

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Hades

DEMETER

You own a garden.

You like the great outdoors.

You have a green thumb.

You’re an environmentalist. (Actually for me a Botanist.)

You have a special connection with animals.

You’re a vegetarian.

You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.

You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.

You love going to flower shops.

You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.

There is a 80% chance that I'm a child of Demeter.

ARES

You often start fights. You’re (sometimes) a very aggressive type of person.

You like watching wrestling.

You’re competitive.

You like reading about war. (I like reading in general)

You don’t take crap from anybody.

You have anger management.

You never back away from a fight.

Everyone does what you say.

You don’t always think before you do something. (Most of the time)

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Ares.

ATHENA

You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. (Actually, yeah)

You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.

Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.

You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.(again, like reading in general)

You’re the valedictorian in your class.

You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.

You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.

You think it would be better if you were the President.

You have a huge shelf of books at home.

You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. (I hardly know what that is)

There is a 60 % chance that I'm a child of Athena

APOLLO

You’re very creative and artistic.

You like listening to all kinds of music in general.

You always feel sunny and optimistic.

You are talented at drawing.

You like writing poetry.

You can play at least 3 musical instruments.

You like going to art museums.

You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.

You have straight As in Art on your report card.

Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.

There is a 70% chance I'm a child of Apollo

HUNTER OF ARTEMIS

You dislike boys in general. (To be honest I don't want a relationship for a while...)

A deer is one of your favorite animals

You can shoot targets

You like silver.

You like the moon better than the sun (I think Zoe Nightshade is awesome!)

You love wild animals

You spend most of your time outdoors.

You love to move around the place (Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters)

There is a 60% chance I am a Huntress of Artemis.

HEPHAESTUS

You have a way with tools.

You build awesome things during your free time.

You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.

Metalworking is your forte.

You have your own toolbox.

You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.

You’re a techie.

You often have carpentry projects.

You dream of being a carpenter.

You aren’t afraid of fire.

There is a 10% chance that I'm a child of Hephaestus.

APHRODITE

Every *person of opposite gender* swoons for you.

You like putting on makeup.

You naturally smell good.

You never experience a bad hair day.

Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.

You’re always at the front of every trend.

You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.

You’re often invited to parties.

Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”

You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.

There is a 0% chance that I'm a child of Aphrodite.

HERMES

You like pickpocketing your friends.

You’re a prankster.

You’re a speed demon.

You consider yourself restless.

You’re the best speaker in the class.

You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.

You’ve never lost a debate.

There is a 20% chance that I'm a child of Hermes.

DIONYSUS

You’re the life of the party.

You like wine. (under-aged)

You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. (under-aged)

You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (under-aged)

You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (depends) (wait, we are talking about Mr. D, right?)

You’re a foodie.

You like going to social events and mingling with people.

You like trying out new food. (depends on what it is)

You feel that you’re abundant in life.

You think that too much of anything is bad. (Not Chocolate!)

There is 0% chance I'm a child of Dionysus.


THIS IS AN IMPORTANT NOTICE ON BULLYING! PLEASE READ!

BULLYING HAS TO STOP!!!!

Bullying. What is it exactly? Making fun of people? Teasing someone about one of their many flaws? Spreading horrendous rumors about a certain person? Bullying is all of these things and so much more.

Bullying has more of an effect on people than you my think. Bullies sometime pick on people and think it's harmless, but in reality they're causing more harm then they know.

At first the victim let the insults brush off them, but after a certain amount of time...the words stick in their heads and they have a hard time ignoring the comments.

Most people can keep on ignoring the comments, but others have a hard time. Some people who have been bullied have resulted to cutting, or purging, or even suicide. Some have succeeded and others were lucky to be saved. I know and understand how it feels. I was bullied since I was 5. I never cut, or purged, or tried to commit suicide, but I know what it feels like to actually believe the insults an let them tear you down.

Then one (this was like a couple days ago) my bullies crossed the line with what they said. I screamed at them letting everything out. The hurt, anger, lonliness, sadness, abandonment, and so much more.

It felt like a light shine through me and a part of me cracked through it's shell. I have had friends with the same amount of insecurities as me and I convinced them that they are perfect just the way they are, but I couldn't even take my own advice.

All that was running through my head was: I stood up for myself! Now I can finally realize that the opinions of other people don't matter it's what you think of yourself that matters.

If you have ever been bullied or are being bullied in any way, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name!

LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


I'M THAT GIRL: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date

I'M THAT GIRL: that understands guys better than girls (Actually, this isn't very true anymore. The opposite sex confuses me SOOOOO much...)

I'M THAT GIRL: that would leave her life to live in a book if she could

I'M THAT GIRL: who would do absolutely anything for the one she loves

I'M THAT GIRL: who refuses to live in reality

I'M THAT GIRL: who loves FanFiction

I'm that girl, all right.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


Why do we sleep in church, But stay awake through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?

Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly Facebook Wall Post, yet we repost the nasty ones?

Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would you have read this if it said... "read this in God's name."

80 percent of you won't repost this.


B.e
W.h.O
Y.o.U
w.A.n.N.a
B.e
N.o.T
w.H.a.T
O.t.H.e.R.s
W.a.N.n.A
s.E.e


You say pink, I say green

You say One Direction, I say Mackelmore

You say cheerleading, I say martial arts

You say drama, I say comedy

You say Hannah Montana, I say Kickin' It

You say Harry Styles, I say Daffy

You say follow the rules, I say break 'em

You say Twilight, I say Percy Jackson

You think I'm weird, I know I'm weird!

Pfft! Labels? They're for cans. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!'


I'm that girl The one that likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy The one who always wonders what she did wrong The one who writes to escape The one who just wants to help The one that really wants to make a difference The one that sticks to her values The one that refuses to believe that this is it The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow The one who won't give in The one who won't give up -by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak, either behind my back, or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud of who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing things no one seems to have the time to do anymore, who loves and is obsessed with little kiddie things like the Jonas Brothers and Disney Channel, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Repost this if you are too


This quote list was inspired by Sienna by beautybysienna on YouTube

Quotes
-if opportunity doesn't knock, build a door
-when nothing goes right, go left
-be yourself, everyone else is already taken
-worst days make the best days the best
-teachers open the door but you must enter yourself
-don't hate what you don't understand
-only you know wether your happy or not
-forget the past, love the present, don't worry about tomorrow
-life, half is memory, half is to continue
-don't let yesterday take up to much thought of today
-the good things change so better things can take their place
-don't take what was never yours
-If you love someone set them free, if they come back then their yours, if they don't then it never was
-if you love two people at the same time, choose the second one because if you really liked to first one then you never would have fallen for the second one
-if you're not making any mistakes, you're not trying hard enough
-it's ok to be disappointed, as long as you don't get discouraged
-boyfriend has 9 letters but so does Starbucks
-every brunette needs a blond friend
-People cry. Not because they're weak, but because they've been strong for too long.
-love has 4 letters and so does wifi
-why are you trying so hard to fit in when you were born to stand out.
-a girl should be two things, classy and fabulous
-boyfriend has 9 letters and so does Starbucks
-without music life would be a mistake
-there are no gains with any pains
-if you tried your best and had fun, it was a good day


I'm skinny, so I must not eat.

I have a few best friends, so I'm a loner.

I'm brunette, so I must be poor and stupid.

I care about my grades, so I'm a nerd.

I like to make people happy, so I'm a suckup.

I like to watch T.V and sleep, so I'm lazy.

I like to run, so I must be a health freak.

I like to relax, so I'm not responsible.

I am loud, so I must obnoxious.

I like to eat, so I must be fat.

I like to have fun, so I must be childish.

I cry and breakdown, inside and out, so I must be a wimp.

I don't tell people eveything, so I'm a liar.

I stand up for my friends and I, so I must be mean and bossy.

I have insecurities, so I must not like myself.

How about you stop stereotyping? No one is perfect. Everyone has their days, and some people have a breaking point. Stop judging people before you even know them.

If you post this in the next 4minutes you crush will: Call you. Kiss you. Love you. Text you. This game has a funny/spooky outcome.


Pick your birth month

Italic anything that doesn't apply to you

Bold the five-ten that best apply to you

Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months underneath

JANUARY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive (Not usually, at least) Smart, neat and organized. Sensitive and has deep thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities yet easily jealous. Money cautious.

FEBRUARY:

Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexy. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it.Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizes dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn how not to show emotions.

MARCH:

Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL:

Active and dynamic. Decisive and hasty but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving. Motivates oneself and others. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their lover can see.

MAY:

Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE:

Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay (Why there aren't many stories are up). Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Able to show character. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds . Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Brand conscious. Executive. Stubborn.

JULY:

Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. )

AUGUST:

Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave andcaring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride in oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led.Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends.

SEPTEMBER:

Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well.Very confidentSensitive. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER:

Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to take things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER:

Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

DECEMBER:

Loyal and generous. Sexy. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize.(sometimes) Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egotistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

If you would do this for your parents as well, please copy and paste this story to your profile and add your name to the list: UniqueMelody, Crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance, Jingo4754, Sgt.Nolisten, Angelito.Soldado, Uzumaki-Ricky!, silvershark94, ClaireShaneEveMichael, mnmdancin12, maandfangforever, MAXRIDEGIRL2001, Fax19lover, LittleMissBookwormBrainiac


The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.


A guy and a girl were riding a motorcycle...

Girl: slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: no this is fun.

Girl: no it's not please its way too scary!

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: i love you now slow down.

Guy: now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug.

Guy:can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? its bothering me. The girl took took the helmet

In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were in it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do this for a person you love then put this on your profile.


Month one

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy I'm a boy! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.


Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted...


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "NO NOT THE FLUFFY ONES!!!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.


Kickin' It Lesson

By: MusicMusicMusic

Feel free to copy-n-paste this :)

Rudy taught me to let out my inner child,

Jerry taught me to be swag and wild.

Bobby taught me money isn't always best,

Milton taught me to always study for a test.

Frank taught me its OK to be oblivious,

Sam taught me I'm a genius.

Carson taught me cheating never wins,

Kim taught me to always stand up for what you believe in.

Phil taught me goats can be friends,

Jack taught me to always be there for them.

Smooth taught me to never copy someone else's dance move,

The Wasabi Warriors taught me nothing's better than kickin' it with you.

(MusicMusicMusic got this idea from a Wizard's of Waverly Place Poem)

(I got this from MusicMusicMusic's profile page)


Doesn't every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?(again copied from Percabeth1fanner)

Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.

Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.

Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.

Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)

Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.

Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.

Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.

Chiron. Trainer of heroes.

Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.

Son of Neptune. The book we couldn't wait for.

Olympus. Home of the gods.

Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.

Atlas. Zoe's father.

Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.

Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)

Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.

Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)

Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.

Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.

Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about

Morpheus. The god of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.

Persephone. Kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.

Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.

Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.

Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.

Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp

Percy jackson stuff

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!


See if you can read this:

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is an cat

This is idiot cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat.

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top. Betcha you can't resist passing it on


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…

-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.

-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

-You burn food to see if it smells good.

-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

-You sometimes try to control water.

-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.

-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

-You are a PJO character for Halloween.

-Recite lines randomly from the books.

-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!Yeah!)

-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about me being a demigod!).

-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.(I always play with it and my friends scold me)

-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies

-And when you flunk said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth.

These all cracked me up and I had to copy and paste them... feel free to do the same!!

Yeah I copied most of this from someone's profile and they're awesome!

ADDITIONAL HINTS :

- You can never look at a pen without thinking its Riptide

-You're suddenly interested in plastic hairbrushes(especially blue)

-You can never look at a coin the same way again

-You can not look at a tool belt normally

-You blame Phobos for your phobias

-You secretly thank Hades when someone annoying dies

-You are now afraid to use a cellphone

-You thank Hermes for the Internet

-You yell at the doctor for having Hermes' symbol when he is not the god of medicine

-You blame Apollo when you get sick

-You thank him afterwards cuz you can't attend school

-You are now claustrophobic

-You ask for blue food in resturants

-You can not look at a thermos the same way again

-You claim that you're dyslexic and ADHD (Even though you're not)

-You try to breathe underwater

-You dream of Nico every night

-You check if the ship you are boarding is the Argo II

-You use PJO in conversations

-You look up the Underworld in Google Maps

-You are listing pros/cons of being a demigod during English/Math test

-You are now afraid of airplanes

-You now like enchiladas

-You try to control elements

-You track down Rick Riordan so you could have the rights to PJO

-You respect eye patches

-You start calling your dog Mrs. O' Leary

-You yell Daedalus whenever someone asks who is the greatest inventor

-You cuss in Greek

-You try to conjugate Latin verbs

-You try to jump on a 100 ft below waterform praying to Poseidon

-You can never look at wool the same way again

-Your dog is now Mrs. O' Leary

-You ask stores if they sell Mythomagic Cards

-You can NEVER look at a guinea pig w/o thinking its Percy

-You have a new interest on emo people

-You like Nemo

-You listen to songs that somehow got connected to PJO

-You hate cows

-You now look like Nemo

-You join rallies

-You are now addicted to peanut butter

-You dedicate Girl on Fire to Leo

-You yell "PEANUT BUTTER" during school competitions

-You keep coins in your pocket just in case you die

-You curse Gaea when you trip on a rock

-You think that every wheel-chaired male teacher is Chiron( You push him over to see if he's a centaur)

-You also think that crippled kids are satyrs( you take away their crutches)

-You warn the bullies that your godly parent will come after them

-You try to talk to fish(even if your biology teacher thinks you're completely mental)

-You are now officially Nemo

-You yell "BURRITO FIGHT"in mexican resturants

-You tell people to turn into iguanas when they can't solve Chinese handcuffs

-You began to respect tofu

-You dress up as a demigod for Halloween (so true)

-You copy and paste all of this to your profile


Six truths in life:

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time: a physical impossibility

2. All idiots, after reading this will try it

3. And discover that its a lie

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.

5. You will soon repost this for another idiot to see

6. There is still a stupid smile on your face

Okay so that stuff was copied from a friend. I swear I did all of that crap.


Pledge to the Gods:

I promise to remember Ares

Each time I hear of World War II

And I promise to remember Athena

Whenever I hear of a loom

I promise to use the internet

For Hermes' sake of course

And I promise to remember Poseidon

Whenever I ride a horse

I promise to remember Zeus

Whenever lightning fills the sky

And I promise to remember Hera

Every time a guy makes a girl cry

I promise to remember Aphrodite

Whenever I see a girdle made of gold

And I promise to remember Apollo

When the sun is very bold

I promise to remember Artemis

When the moon shines in the night

And I promise to remember Hades

When something gives me a fright

I promise to remember Demeter

Whenever a daughter moves away

And I promise to remember Hephaestus

When someone never gets their way

I promise to remember Dionysus

When I am at a party

And I promise to remember Hestia

When someones smile is very hearty

Yes I promise to love The Gods Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the Olympians know!


Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and have severe lung cancer. I also have a tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to pay 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-send this, help her.


Hilarious quotes from GrimCreeper's profile

"I may have done it, but you can't prove it!"

"I solemnly swear I am up to no good."

"Mischief managed."

"Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"With great power, comes great need to nap. Wake me up later."

Don't follow in my footsteps. It's for your own good. I walk into walls.

Consciousness- that confusing place between naps.

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Einstein

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. -Benjamin Franklin

Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like heck!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.

Wherever I throw it, that’s where it belongs.

The voices in my head don’t like you.

If I can’t be a good example, I’ll just have to be a horrible warning.

Welcome to the dark side. Why are you surprised we lied about the cookies? But ask Peeta, maybe he made some.

Gravity is the only law I feel compelled to obey.

" Good friends make sure you don't do stupid things. Best Friends not only do stupid things with you, they encourage you to do them."

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver. That's what may friend thinks. She always seems to need some when I'm around...

Be yourself, no one can say you’re doing it wrong.

I don’t have ADHD, I just… oh look! A bunny rabbit!

I have ADHS… Attention Defici… Hey! Shiny!

Every time I think I’ve hit rock bottom somebody hands me a shovel.

If aliens are looking for intelligent life?! WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!

Crazy? I was crazy once, I had my own padded room. Then the worms came….Worms? I hate worms, they drive me crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once…

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.”- Albert Einstein

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious problems.

I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger… then it hit me. I took it pretty hard.

Stupid is when you spend 18 hours trying to drown a fish. Why won't the stupid fish drown already!?

Your're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.

I’m out of my mind. Please leave a message.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Laugh hysterically for no apparent reason, and they'll leave you alone.

Reality seems like a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.

I thought you were my knight in shining armor, but you turned out to be a loser in tinfoil.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

"Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead...

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird.

"It's always in the last place you look" Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor". A long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck, my friends, for I may not return alive.

I'm not so good at advice; may I interest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. *sniffle, sniffle* she always stuck by me the most

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep. Right when you get to the good part of your dream.

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you... you're just not laughing.

I used up all my sick days at work so I'm calling in dead.

Be nice to your kids. They choose your nursing home.

Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

Please don't drop cigarette buds on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Screw fire and save matches!!

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I'm not prejudiced. I hate everyone equally.

If two wrongs dont make a right, try three.

Borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back!

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. . . if well-aimed. My apple always seems to go off course. Bummer.

One way to find out if something works: push all the buttons.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

According to the latest figures, 43% of all statistics are utterly worthless.

Don't steal. The government hates the competition.

If at first you don't succeed, change the rules.

Tell the truth and run.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. Especially when you give them the creepy smile and the quiet snicker.

Friends come and go while enemies never do; they just multiply.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.

Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.

If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.

Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.

What do we want? PROCRASTINATION! When do we want it? . . . . Next week.

Procrastinators Unite! Tomorrow...

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

What do you mean my birth certificate expired?

My mind works like lightning . . . .one brilliant flash and it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them more.

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing UP is optional . . .

If you find any poisonous plants in your tea, just to let you know, it wasn't me.

Anatidaephobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a duck is watching you.

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that do wish I was. That There was the definition of my life.

If your heart was really broken . . . you'd be dead so shut up.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Newsflash, Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I'm not random . . . you just can't think as fast as me.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that thing up in two seconds. When I play Rock, Paper, Scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!

Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it . . .

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

"Sir, we're surrounded!" "Excellent, we can attack in any direction!"

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and leave life to wonder how the heck you did it.

When life gives you lemons, ask for some water and sugar or your gonna make some pretty crappy lemonade.

When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in life's eyes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss.

Don't you dare tell me the sky's the limit, when there are FOOTSTEPS on the Moon.

Girls are like phones- We like to be held and talked to, but push the wrong button and you'll be disconnected!

Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright.

When in doubt, check a fortune cookie. It is right 5% of the time.

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Immaturity is the best kind of maturity.

Relax. Nothing is okay.

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding.

I'm not saying you're stupid, I'm just implying it.

Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. Never argue with me, I'll drag you down to my level and beat you with a bat.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?

I talk to myself because mine are the only answers I accept!

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... So HA! Team Basilica forever!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. As long as it isn't Edward.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."

"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."

"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."

"Algebra I'm not going to find your X she's not coming back!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told Santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns

Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada


No Means No

"Can we have s* right now?

Girl: "Can we do what?"

Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"

Girl: "Um...no."

Guy: "Why?"

Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."

Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."

Girl: "Besides that, I'm waiting for someone special. Someone that I want to be with for the rest of my life to be my first."

Guy: "I'm not special to you?"

Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."

Guy: looks forward and keeps driving.

5 minutes pass...

Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.

Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".

Guy: tries to kiss her.

Girl: screams, "Would you stop."

Guy: continues trying.

Girl: moves to the back seat

Guy: parks on an abandoned street and gets in the backseat with the girl. Starts to kiss her.

Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."

Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it, I can see it in your eyes." Moves over to her and starts to unbutton her pants.

Girl: pushes him harder and says, "No, don't."

Guy: getting aggravated, punches her and tells her to stop "playing hard to get".

Girl: crying, continues to fight.

Guy: punches her harder, pulls her pants off, and holds her down.

Girl: screams as he penetrates her, "NO, please don't do this to me!"

Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.

An hour passes...

Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.

Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.

Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.

Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."

Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home.

2 months later...

Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months."

Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."

Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.

Doctor: "You are pregnant."

Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her, "I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say that I raped you, I'll kill you."

The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...

Girls, if this story touched/made you sad, put this on your profile under "No means no"

Guys, if this story pisses you off, put this on your profile under "I'll kill any f*er who does this to my girl or any girl"


when I say I'm bored... it's really just an excuse to talk to you

when I say I love you... I mean it

When I say I miss you... I don't think I could have missed anyone more

When I don't talk for a while... I'm daydreaming of what it would feel like to have you hold me

When you say you love me... I smile for days

When you make me laugh... It's the best feeling in the world

When I look at you... I see my world

If you thought about someone while reading this copy on your profile:)


What a kiss means . . .

- Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

- Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

- Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

- Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

- Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

- Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

- Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

- Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...

- Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

- Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

- Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

- Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

- Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

- Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

- Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

- Picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

- Don’t ask for a kiss, take one

- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

It doesn't matter if it's best friend love or love love...love is love.


LOL I THINK WE CAN ALL RELATE TO THIS XD

You Know You're a Writer When...

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

It takes you like 10 minutes to write a sentence basically saying that they woke up.

you have run out of ways to describe various situations

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background.

You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene.

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly(LOL I do that literally 24/7 :D)

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away. (it was only supposed to be 5 pages but I wrote 15...)

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the Thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen/thought something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. (the reason I don't get any sleep:))

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (oh yes :D)

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (YUP!I talk to myself ALL THE TIME!)

Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.


Yes...

I'm a girl

I read the text on a shampoo bottle.

I laugh at my own joke when I haven't even shared it.

I hate it when the wind messes up my hair.

I look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything.

I have to call my own phone to find it.

I check the time on my phone when I'm wearing a watch.

I turn my pillow around so I can sleep on the cold side.

I count how many hours of sleep I get when I go to bed late.

I run upstairs really fast like someone is trying to attack me.

I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing in the first place.

I walk into a room and forget why I am there.

I count on my fingers in math class.

I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.

I hate hearing my voice in recordings.

I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.

I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next.

I pretend to be a fast typer by pressing random keys.

LOL! I do all of these things!


If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART! (lol this is hysterical read it! XD)

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...Or are planning to do any of these things:)


The boy you punched in the hall yesterday. Committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today. She's a virgin. The boy you called lame. He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day. She's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat. She's starving herself. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars. He fought for our country. The boy you made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

You think you know them. Guess what? You don't! Re-post if you are against bullying


What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...

Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...

Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...

Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...

Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...

Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat...

Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.

When she teases you...

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...

Reasure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...

She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you..

Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...

Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...

The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bullentin...

She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...

Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...

Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...

Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...

she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...

Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...

after you wake up.

Treat her like...

she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...

and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...

even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...

and let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and alone...

Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...

and kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up to you crying the first thing you say is...

"Who's ass am I kicking, babe?"

I already posted this but I like it so I'm posting it again.


When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)


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HOW GUYS FLIRT:

1.He stares at you alot.

2. He hits you alot. (just play hitting )

3. He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you

4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mum that day she picked you up from school.

5. He blew off his buds to go see "Brown Sugar" with you cuz you couldn't get another girl pal to go and didn't want to go alone.

6. He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process

7. His voice gets softer when ever you two talk.

8. You hung up on him. He called you back.

9. You were invited by him to a group outing.

10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.

11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do laugh PRETTY LOUD. Which makes you laugh even harder...

12. He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation

13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.

14. He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, KNEES,ect.)

HOW GIRLS FLIRT:

1.She calls you by your full name not just a nick name.

2. She hits you softly on the arm and laughs when you say something funny.

3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.

4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.

5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I like!" with a big smile on her face.

6. She asks you who you like or who you would go out with seemingly interested

7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your friends and she is almost always next to you.

8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.

9. You catch her staring at you.

10. She plays with your hair or tries to put make up on you.

11. Her friends outside of school and in school know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.

12. She knows your phone number and address. ( stalker much? )

13. She will try and talk, and spend time with you as much as possible


100 Truths

1. Last Beverage: Pepsi

2. Last Phone Call: My mom.

3. Last Text Message: With my crush.

4. Last Song You Listened To: Believe in me by Demi Lovato.

5. Last Time You Sneezed: This morning.

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice: No.

7. Been cheated on: No.

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope.

9. Lost someone special: NO.

10: Been depressed: Yes.

11. Been drunk: Nope.

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

12. Lime Green

13. Silver

14. Red

THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made a new friend: Yes.

16. Fallen in love: No.

17. Laughed until you cried: Yup.

18. Met someone who changed you: Yes.

19. Found out who your true friends were: Yes.

20. Found out someone was talking bad stuff about you: Yes.

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend's list: Nope.

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friend's list do you know in real life: All of them.

23. Do you have any pets: Yep.

24. Do you want to change your name: No.

25. What time did you go to sleep: Around 11:15.

26. What time did you wake up today: 6 in the morning.

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Definitely on fanfiction.

28. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My birthday

29. Last time you saw your Mother: 1 hour ago.

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: For my crush to like me back.

31. What are you listening to right now: All of me by John Legend.

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Bobby: No...

33. What is getting on your nerves right now: Nothing.

34. Most visited webpage(s): Fanfiction, Youtube, Fanfiction, Facebook, Fanfiction, Google, Fanfiction, Wikipedia.

35. Nicknames: Katniss the Archer (my friends say Katniss looks like an older me)

36. Relationship Status: Single

37. Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius

38. Elementary: Sorry, cant say :)

39. Middle School: Same thing :)

40. High School:...

41. Hair color: A really really dark brown that looks black

42. Tall or short boys: Tall.

43. Height: 4'9" (Told you. I'm short )

44. Do you have a crush on someone: Yep.

45. What do you like about yourself: That I give good advice to people and I can make someone smile

46. Piercings: Ears.

47. Tattoos: Nope.

48. Righty or Lefty: Righty

FIRSTS:

49. First surgery: Stomach.

50. First piercing: Ears

51. First Best Friend: In Elementary called, Laura

52. First Sport you joined: Dance

53. First Vacation: Puerto Rico (My home)

54. First pair of sneakers: Nikes

RIGHT NOW:

55. Eating: Tacos

56. Drinking: Water

57. I'm About To: Answer the next question.

58. Listening to: Unconditionally by Katy Perry

59. Waiting for: The next episodes of KI, A&A, The Fosters, Switched at birth, Lab Rats and IDDI!

60. Want Kids: Yes

61. Get Married?: Yes

62. Career?: In Law (PI, Police Officer, Detective, etc.)

WHICH IS BETTER:

63. Slow or catchy music?: Catchy

64. Lipgloss or lipstick?: Lipgloss

65. Personality or looks: Personality. Looks are a bonus.

66. Opposites attract or "I want someone just like me?": Opposites attract

67. Lips or eyes?: Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses?: Both

69. Shorter or taller?: Taller

70. Older or younger: At least a couple months older!

71. Romantic or spontaneous: Both

72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Both

73. Sensitive or loud?: Both

74. Hook up or relationship?: Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant?: Trouble maker. :P

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger: No

77. Drank hard liquor: No

78. Lost glasses/contacts: Yup

79. Sex on first date: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

80. Broken someone's heart: No.

81. Had your own heart broken: Nope.

82. Cried when someone died: Yes.

83. Had a pet that wasn't a dog or cat: Nope.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Sometimes.

85. Good/Bad Luck: Sometimes.

86. Shooting Stars: Yes

87. Miracles: Yes.

88. Love At First Sight: Yes.

89. Heaven: Yes.

90. Santa Claus: Nope.

91. Kiss on the first date: Yes.

92: Angels: Yes.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

93. Had more than one bf/gf at the same time: No.

94. Is there one person you want to be with right now: Yes.

95. Did you sing today: Can't go one second without it.

96. Ever cheated on somebody: No

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go and why: To 1975, the year my dad was born. To see what life was like when he was raised in Spain.

98. If you could pick a day from last year and re live it: My birthday.

99. Are you afraid of falling in love: Yes.


REALITY OF FEAR:

You aren't screamed of the dark.
You are scared of the things in it.

You aren't afraid of heights.
You are afraid of falling.

You aren't afraid to love.
You are just afraid of not being loved back.

You aren't afraid to let go.
You're just afraid to accept that they are really gone.

You aren't afraid to try again.
You're just afraid to get hurt for the same reason again.


Here are some things that I think everyone should know:

Everything is okay in the end, if it isn’t okay, then it’s not the end.

Never give up on something you can’t go a day without thinking about.

Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to see beyond the imperfections.

Someday someone will walk into your life and make you realize why it never worked with anyone else.

Nobody is worth your tears, and the people who are won’t make you cry.

Life is a journey, not a destination. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

I laugh, I love, I hope.
I try, I hurt, I need
I fear, I cry.
And I know you do the same things too.
So we are not that different, me and you.


The Harry Potter Pledge

I promise to remember Harry
when someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron
when someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione
when I meet someone with extreme intelligence and bravery

I promise to remember Ginny
when I see someone who cares

I promise to remember James and Lily
when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore
at the thought of greater good

I promise to remember "I solemley swear that I am up to no good"
for George, Fred and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony
and fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape
when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa
when I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks
when someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig
Who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy
when ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful
for Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid
when someone is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville
when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the marauders
when a friend says "call and I'll be there"

I promise to remember Dobby
the servant who was served, saved and saves

I promise to remember Luna
When I see someone whose torture made her wise

I promise to remember Seamus
when things go wrong but I still persevered

I promise to remember Draco
when I see a boy who never had a choice

I promise to remember Oliver
when I soar to great heights

I promise to remember the Dursley's
when my parents still keep denying that they hid my Hogwarts acceptance letter

I promise to remember Gilderoy Lockheart
Whenever I chance upon narcissistic people

I promise to remember JK Rowling
When I value the power of imagination

Yes I promise that I will
Remember Harry Potter


Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Chris, I'm sorry I to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech

Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,

Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as

"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are...


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