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6 City of Secrets A mysterious new threat haunts the mean streets of Brockton Bay - the very pavement of the streets, in fact.
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 3k+, favs: 37, follows: 67, 10/1/2020
5 Hark, A Klaxon Colin's good at fixing problems, at finding the most efficient solution. When he's dealing with intruders, that usually means terminating them. But when he encounters a bug-themed trespasser, there might be an even more efficient solution than just killing her. (AU)
Worm & Shadowrun, T, English, words: 2k+, favs: 12, follows: 20, 8/31/2020, Skitter, Armsmaster
18 At Least Endbringers Don't Hyphenate, Thank Merlin During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, things go wrong for Harry Potter. He'll soon discover that his problems are bigger than he feared... Much, much bigger. (Not to mention ridiculously fast, and impossibly dense.)
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure, words: 3k+, favs: 116, follows: 174, 7/22/2020
5 Room For Improvement Emily learns a new insult. Evidently, most of Brockton Bay's gangs wish they'd never heard of that particular word.
Discworld & Worm, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 45, follows: 33, 9/23/2019
3 Countdowns Neatly Swept Away The Wards team of the PRT ENE get an indirect lesson on the importance of Rule Number One.
Discworld & Worm, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 9/17/2019
11 A Little Trouble in the Big Wahoonie Sam Vimes is getting really bloody tired of all these loons in silly costumes, and especially this so-called Mr. Spish. (Or whatever he's actually called, when he's so-called.)
Discworld & Worm, T, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 25, follows: 22, 8/20/2019, Dorfl, Sam Vimes, Jack Slash
4 The Cauldron Hallows » In the Wizarding World, countless children were told a morbid tale of three brothers. On Earth Bet, very few people knew the grisly truth behind the famous Triumvirate. Now, the lines begin to blur, as the story of the Hallows begins anew.
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 25, follows: 29, updated: 8/2/2019 published: 7/22/2019, Alexandria, Eidolon, Legend
5 Para-Pedagogical A new pupil tries to spark conflict in class. In hindsight, he really shouldn't have tried to cause trouble in Miss Susan's classroom.
Discworld & Worm, T, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, 7/22/2019
13 The Purloined Legacy » Taylor Hebert's future seems bleak, indeed: No parents, no friends, no super-special parahuman powers. Moving to Britain and living with crazy magic relatives that she never knew about before... That's gotta be worth a try, right? Even if it's all based on a teeny-tiny, itty-bitty... Okay, a HUGE lie.
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 4k+, favs: 52, follows: 89, updated: 5/6/2019 published: 4/30/2019
19Press F5 to Fast-Flamel » Harry Potter is yoinked from his home world, and ends up in a video game by accident. BvB duelists, armed cat rebels, fatal bouts of spontaneous nudity, and gaudy pieces of overly-talkative, homicidal, very-nearly-family heirlooms; there's a long list of obstacles he'll need to overcome to make his way home - or at least make it to the end of the next level.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 8k+, favs: 59, follows: 102, updated: 4/16/2019 published: 10/31/2018, Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks
11 When a Tri-Wizard Fails, Try Spiders Instead » Taylor learns the hard way that travel broadens the mind – even the bits of your brain that you didn't know you had.
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 58, follows: 103, updated: 3/27/2019 published: 3/22/2019
5 Skiv » Where the falling Entity meets the rising ape, there's bound to be plenty of punes, and plays on Worm. A collection of DiscWorm crossover short stories. The stories will be independent of one another, except when they aren't.
Discworld & Worm, T, English, Humor, chapters: 5, words: 18k+, favs: 27, follows: 31, updated: 3/22/2019 published: 8/27/2018
25 Taylor Helbrass, Champion of Tzeentch » Much like the first Helbrass, Taylor never set out to become a Champion of Chaos; much like Pepe Le Pew, Tzeentch just refused to stop messing with her. Blessed (or cursed) with regeneration so powerful that even things nearby can come back to life, she's about to be dropped into awful situations like a spiky harem protagonist.
Warhammer & Worm, T, English, Humor & Adventure, chapters: 2, words: 6k+, favs: 185, follows: 237, updated: 3/13/2019 published: 12/3/2018, Skitter
7 In Vortices of Febrile Dream » Four chortling Powers. Eight winds of magic. One teenage girl. Thirteen has never been a more unlucky number.
Warhammer & Worm, T, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 81, follows: 118, updated: 3/5/2019 published: 2/25/2019, Beastmen, Daemons, Skitter
60 Whilst I Linger On Top of the Land » You'll see London, you'll see France, you'll see Taylor Hebert ruling the wizards and witches of Europe with an iron fist and innumerable insects. (Which includes ants, and not just for the sake of rhyming.) ... [AKA Space Whale Patronus Chums]
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 37k+, favs: 321, follows: 484, updated: 3/2/2019 published: 11/5/2018, Sirius B., Bellatrix L., Skitter
5Lichcraft & Larceny » Pureblood politics are rife with backstabbing and dirty dealings. Safer all round to stick with dungeon-delving: Just clobber monsters over the head, and nick their loot. Nice and simple, right? Of course, even though you don't care about politics, you may find that politics care very much about you. (AU, LiteralGrey!Harry)
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 16, follows: 14, updated: 2/11/2019 published: 1/30/2019, Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks
6 My Pen-Pal Voldemort » Ascending to claim his rightful place as the cruelest, wickedest Dark wizard in Britain had been, as the Muggles say, easy-peasy. Clawing his way to the top of Brockton Bay's seedy underbelly might finally prove a challenge worthy of Lord Voldemort... But why, oh why, do his most vexing adversaries always turn out to be reckless children with unstylish glasses?
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure, chapters: 5, words: 10k+, favs: 54, follows: 86, updated: 2/5/2019 published: 1/14/2019, Tom R. Jr., Skitter
3 CYOAD is Unfortunately Not a Typo » Dying was the least of Taylor's problems. Now, her new cutlass is covered in Nazi bite marks, her heartbeat is still out to lunch, her afterlife has turned into a video game, she's bribed Armsmaster with what was almost a stolen library book, her dad got Python'd, and her skeletal second-in-command is demanding a promotion. Oh, and her hair is on fire. Whoops.
Monkey Island & Worm, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 2, words: 8k+, favs: 32, follows: 49, updated: 10/31/2018 published: 8/27/2018, Skitter
6 Lauded Cloud Nine Harry plays a terrific new game, and gets a mile high score. Taylor behaves like a Skitter in a candy shop, i.e. busy weaponizing all the candy. Snape learns how to make friends and influence space whales. Riley builds a Splatterbird.
Harry Potter & Worm, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 30, follows: 63, 10/22/2018, Harry P., Skitter
1The Boy-Who-Dungeon-Crawled Auror Captain Nymphadora Tonks and her rookie partner, Harry Potter, are about to get caught between a rock and a heart place. Even worse, the rock is a homicidal lump of glowing geology that calls itself a "Dungeon Core"... And the heart is another bloody Horcrux.
Harry Potter, T, English, Adventure & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 21, follows: 19, 10/5/2018, Harry P., N. Tonks
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