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"Within any drama in anyone's life, there's always a way to find the humor in it. Without humor no one cares about whatever drama is going on." Elizabeth Reaser
The Ice Spirit:
Avalanche Royal Seal: http:///tuts/15929/1/1/how-to-draw-house-targaryen,-house-targaryen-dragon.htm
Avalanche Royal Family
Prince Armando: http:///wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Joffrey-Baratheon-house-baratheon-29677983-1024-576.png
Princess Vinter: http:///wp-content/uploads/2012/03/elle-fanning.jpeg
Eira the Ice Spirit: http:///afap/wallpapers/stars/ellefanning//Elle-4_1.jpg
Damien the Spirit of Mischievousness: http:///viewimage/451552
Jack Frost the Winter Lord: http:///big/MV5BMTQ1NjgwNDExMV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMzk0OTEyOA/jack-gleeson-large-picture.jpg
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on!
One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them!
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.
When your down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I'll be willing to lay down right next to you.
Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.
When your are in jail, a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying,"Dang, that was fun!"
I'm not crazy. My reality is just different than yours.
I DONT obsess! I think intensly...and like all the time.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
I'm not random, I'm just HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL!
People who don't know me think I'm quiet. People who do wish I was(That describes me perfectly!).
I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face.
Ever notice that studying is "student" and "dying" put together?
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
Laughing until your stomach hurts is what friends are for.
I see no good reason to act my age.
I ROCK! Guitar Hero told me.
I tried being normal, but I didn't like it.
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music.
Normal teens usually get grounded from laptop/TV/cell/mp3 or iPod. Weird (a.k.a us) teens get freaked out if we get grounded from Microsoft Word/Fanfiction/books. If your a "weird teen" copy and paste this on your profile!
If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
Haikus are random
They never make any sense
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off
Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.
If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.
Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.
Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
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