Hey, it's the Angel of Darkness here! I used to be Percylia22 but then my friend and I came with the angels of the Underworld and I'm a child of Hades so it fits me. This is a VERY long profile thingy with tons of weird crazy things so if you want, you can press 'Hide bio' to get to my stories... No?... Dont say I didn't warn you!!!!!!!!
A BIT ABOUT ME:
I AM 'EMO' AS MA FELLOW STUDENTS PUT IT.
I grew up in 'the hood'
I scare a lot of people
I can actually shadow travel
I have lack of confidence problems
I get bullied a lot.
I stand up to bullies.
MUSIC RELATED!!!!!:
I can relate to:
Linkin Park: Numb; Everyone expects me to be the perfect girly genius and a goody two shoe and don't let me decide who i want to be. I'm tired of being what you want me to be.. Feeling so faithless. Lost under the surface
Coldplay: Fix you; I have problems. Family, friend, emotional, mental. I need someone to be my repair boy and fix me. When you lose something you can't replace. When you love someone but it goes to waste... Could it be worse...
Three Day Grace: Pain; Some people want to feel sad or mad instead of pain but pain is the only thing that can actually make me feel a bit better when love is taken away from me. Pain without love. Pain I can't get enough. Pain. I like it rough. I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all.
The Script: Nothing; I texted a boy that I liked him once and he didnt answer. He ignored me and is still ignoring me. This makes me try to do stupid things. I dialled her number and confessed to her. I'm still in love but all I heard was Nothing.
Breaking Benjamin: Dear Agony; Agony. Something I'm sick of. I'm tired of feeling the pain in my chest. I need to be set free and let the past be. Dear agony. Just let go of me. Suffer slowly. Ist this the way it's got to be? Dear Agony...
Panic! At the Disco: C'mon; Expect the Unexpected. I didnt expect to lose people but I did. You have to expect all the possibilities. C'mon, C'mon. With everything falling down around me. I like to believe in all the possibilities...
GreenDay: boulevard of Broken Dreams; I'm alone. Nobody is there for me really. I'm a loner. Always have been. Always will be. I walk a lonely road. The only one that I have ever known.
Three Doors Down: Kryptonite; I only have one weakness. That's the small amount of friends I have and my family. I helped them so many times. I'll do anything I can for them. Keep their secrets. But still they put me down. You call me strong. You call me weak. But still your secrets I will keep. You took for granted all those times I never let you down. You stumbled in and bumped your head. If not for me then you'd be dead. I picked you up and put you back on solid ground.
One Republic: Secrets; I keep secrets. Plenty of secrets. But that's not what others like. They want to know what I know. I don't know when or who I'm gonna tell all the secrets I hold but it will be soon. Very soon. Tell me what you want to hear. Something that will light those ears. I'm sick of all the insincure. I'm gonna give all my secrets away.
The Fray: You Found Me; I waited. For him to answer me. To reply. To react. I spent days, waiting for him to text me back but the text never came. Where were you when everything was falling hard. All my days spent by the telephone that never rang. And all I needed was a call that never came to the corner of 1st Amistad...
My Chemical Romance: Welcome to the Black Parade; People expect to much from me. They expect me to solve ALL their problems and know every answer to the question they gave me. They expect me to be greater than everyone else but I'm just a kid, not a genius or a hero. I'm just a man, I'm not a hero. Just a boy who had to sing this song.
Nickleback: Far away; I made mistakes. Plenty of them. Telling my crush that I like him was the biggest though. I told him too late. He was already taken. This time, This place. Misused, Mistakes. Too long, Too late. Who was I to make you wait...
Macklemore: Same Love; Everybody's different. It doesn't matter though. Some are straight. Some are not. Some are tomboys. Some are tomgirls. What's the difference? We're all people on this planet. We can't change who we are. And I can't change. Even if I tried. Even if I wanted to. My love, My love, My love. She keeps me warm...
Of Monsters and Men: Mountain Sound; Every time there's a problem that I have caused, I ran. I do anything to get away from the horrible things I cause. I'll lie, blame, run, accuse, ignore, hide. Anything. I heard them calling in the distance. So I packed my things and ran. Far away from all the trouble I have caused with my two hands.
Maroon Five: She will be Loved;When the person I cared about most was having problems or just got dumped, I was always there to help him get back in the right state. But the very next day he says that he's back together with the girl who dumped him or with another girl. He was there to always help her. She always belonged to someone else.
Neon Trees: Everybody Talks; When I have the courage to do things I know that is going to turn out wrong. Someone ends up interrupting and wont let me talk. I'm a sorry sucker and this happens all the time. I found out that everybody talk, everybody talk, everybody talks...
Akon: Mama Africa; It doesn't matter where you're from, we're all people. The people who came from different countries, continents, even states need to go visit their home once in a while. Visit the place you were born. The place where you started life. So much, so much care. So much. Make that visit...
One Direction: I wish;I wish it could be me. To be in his arms. To be the one who he texts in the day time, not only the night. To hang out with him daily. I wish it was me who had his love. Who he cared about. Whenever you kiss him. I'm breaking. Oh how I wish that was me...
Hinder: Lips of an Angel; I wont move on. No matter how hard I try. I can't get over the fact that mi amor is taken. My girl's in the next room. Sometimes I wish she was you. I guess we never really moved on...
Christina Agueleara: Beautiful; Everyone's beautiful. Inside and out. I let people put me down about my beauty but I don't want anyone else to feel the way that I feel. You are beautiful, No matter what they say. Words can't bring you down...
Rise Against: Make it Stop; Why can't it all stop. All the losses. All the problems. Everything. Just make it stop. Make it stop, let this end. Eighteen years pushed to the ledge. It's come to this, a weightless step. On the way down singing
Matchbox 20: Let's see how far we've come; Sometimes I cry for no apparent reason and can't stop. Sometimes I run away from all living things around but can't get away. I don't know why I do things but I can't help it. Started crying and I couldn't stop myself. I started running but there's nowhere to run to.
Evanescence: Bring me to Life; I'm dead inside. Lost in the darkness. Becoming nothing. I need someone to save me. Wake me up. Wake me up inside. I can't wake up. Wake me up inside. Save me. Save me from the nothing I 've become. Bring me to life...
Elizabeth Gilles: You Don't know me; Everyone thinks that they know everything about me. Who I am. What I do. How I am. But I'm full of surprises. You think you know me but you don't know me.
Kelly Clarkson: Because of You; I lost someone who I was very close to. He was like a brother to me and him passing away took a big tole on me. I've changed. And I'll never be who I once was. Now, I have a sort-of phobia of water and wont go near it cuz I'm afraid that I'll end up like him.
Simple Plan: Welcome to my Life; My life is hard. Difficult. Lonely. I'm not understood most of the time. I'm usually alone. Ignored by others. Bullied. In pain. And sick of it. Once you meet me in person, you'll think I'm just a normal tweenage girl but that's just a mask. A mask for my pain...
Name: Lee
Cabin: Hades
Gender: secret
Age: SECRET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Height: 5'5
Skin: very light tan, sorta peach-ish
Hair: dark brown in dark, light brown in light, teeny bit very dirty blonde (sometimes)
Eyes: dark chocolate-brown
Power: shadow travel, bring the dead to life, make clones out of shadows, melt into the shadows, manipulate shadows
Weapon: 2 Stygian blades hidden in my sleeves, a skull ring (like Nico's) that turns into a sword made of shadows
Strengths/Skills: writing, singing, education, loyalty, scaring peoples, leading, lying, hiding, sneaking, LOUDNESS!!!...
Weaknesses: physical strength, sleeping, drawing, showing my emotions.
Likes: rain, dark, the moon, writing, singing, animals, black, being alone, music, comics, building, drawing, chocolate...
Dislikes: the sun, lots of people, Justin Beiber, spider webs, make-up, hair thingy's(blow dryer, hair curler/straightener), barbies(Girls who pretend to be perfect)...
Year round or summer: YEAR ROUND BABY!!!
Other: i don't have very much friends that's my gender, most of my friends are the opposite gender so if you are the same gender as I am and become my friend, THEN YOU ARE LUCKY!!! I don't tell people ANY of my secrets. I have a teeny crush on Leo... And I don't show people how I feel (like my crush at school). I usually creep people out... MWAHAHAHAHAHA
About Me
What's Your Family Situation: W-E-I-R-D!!!!!!
Any Pets: YUPPERZ!
If So what are they?: bunny, dog, sisters...
Favorite Relative: can't tell
Least Favorite: can't tell
-Love and Sex
Sexuality: bi
Are You In A Relationship Now: No
If So, With Whom: Nobody
For How Long: Since beginning of December
Do You Have A Crush On Anyone: yes...
Virgin?: Yep!
Where Do You Most Like To Be Kissed?: lips i guess... never been kissed before...
Best Love Quote?: Love breaks you apart but you still want it...
-Your friends:
Best: AoD, Shay, Hamster, Nick, PB, Cam...
How Many Do You Have?: 4-7
Love Them All?: Of Course!! plus one of them is my crush!
Any You Wish You Were Closer To?: Hamster
Oldest?: Nick or Shay or Hamster
Newest?:Pika or Cam
Pen Pal?: don't got one i think
-This Or That
Shorts or Pants?: shorts. (Basketball shorts or knee long jean shorts)
Shoes or Bare feet?: Sneakers
Books or Movies: BOTH!
Night or Day?: night
Dark or Light: Dark
Mountains or Beach?: mountains!!!!
Snow or Sun?: SNOW!
Pepsi or Coke?: too hard to decide!
Guys or Girls?: guys
Swim or Surf?: 'or'
-For Or Against
Gay Marriage?: for
Abortion?:Against
Suicide?: Against
War?: against
Clothes In General?: For i guess
-Favorites
Colour: black, gray, blue
Number?: 2, 22, 222, 2222, 22222, 222222... you get the pattern
Holiday?: Christmas and Easter
Season?: when it rains...
Movie?: Anything violent, bloody, scary, paranormal, supernatural, heroic, fantasy,or different dimensions...
Book?: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Kane Chronicles, Hunger Games, The Overlanders series, Shadow children series, TMBS series, Divergent series...
Magazine?: i dont know! Honda tuning or anything with my fave celebs on the cover
Food?: CHOCOLATE! CAKE! CUPCAKES! DONUTS! ICE CREAM! ANYTHING SWEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!
Drink?: Crush or cherry Pepsi/coke
TV Show?: Gravity Falls
Song?: cant choose... too much
Band?: Evanescence, Greenday, Paramore, Linkin Park, Panic at the Disco, Fun, Owl City, Simple Plan, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Script, The Fray, 1D, Coldplay, One Republic... many more!!!!!
Computer Game?: slender
Video Game?: Black opps or Halo
Shirt?: black t-shirts
Pants?: jeans
Actor?: Will Smith
Actress?: Ariana Grande
Singer?: Too much to put down
Flower?: any flower
Scent?: BROWNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Animal?: dogs (pitbulls), BUNNIES!, bats, and wolves
Cookie?: all
-About Future
Want To Go To College?: Yes
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Mechanic
Want To Get Married?:Yeah... But after college i hope!
Want To Have Kids?: i guess
What Would Their Names Be?: Daniel, Jesse
How Many?: a boy and another boy
Where Do You Want To Live?: where i live now...
Where Do You Want To Get Married?: I don't know
-More Stuff About You
Piercings?: In my ear
Tattoos?: too young
Smoke?: neva in a million years
Drink?: I would neva do that!
Do Drugs?: HERMES TO THE NOOO!!!!!
Skinny Dip?: What?
Greatest Fear?: spider webs, losing more family members, and hair curlers/straighteners/dryers (call me a chicken! IDC!!!)
Chocolate or Vanilla?: depends
Go To Church?: Yes
Religion?: Cant tell youuuuu
Scars?:Ya
CDs Owned?: too many to name (if i named all of them then you would have read for... bout 893647483937 years!)
Like To Be Naked?: NO!!!!!!!!
Ever Eaten Sushi?: Yes
Eaten a whole packet of Oreos?: yup
Been On Stage?: Yep. few times actually
Danced In The Rain?: OF COURSE
Kissed Someone Of The Same Sex?: If a dare counts then yes...
Weirdest Dream?: ma friend's crush ran up to me kissed me den threw me in a bush
Saddest Dream?: My family and close friends died because of me
Dream You Most Wish Would Come True?: My cousin would come back
Think You're Attractive?: No
Weirdest Make out Place?: in the kitchen
Like Thunderstorms?: yup
Favorite Quote?: It takes a second to get a crush, a minute to fall in love, but eternity to fix a broken heart
FAVE SCARY PEOPLES
Slenderman!!!!!
Jeff the Killer
Jane the Killer(Jeff's ex/enemy)
The Rake(Slendermans BFF)
Freddy Kougar(Old version, NEW VERSION SUCKS A*)
Chainsaw Masicar
Jason(Freddy's enemy)
Octavian (lol...)
TEAM ROCKET!!!!(Not really scary but quite funny)
Hello Kitty(AHHHHHH!!!!!! I SEE HER THROUGH MY WINDOW SAYING HELLO!!!!!!!!! SAVE MEEEEE)
Louisa Smith Valdez (MADE BY ArtemisApollo97, YALL SHOULD READ HER STORIES!!!!!)
1. YOUR REAL NAME:
Lee
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):
Leeizzle.
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal):
BlackBunny
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):
Villarreal Queen
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
Albleeal
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink):
Grey applejuice (?)
7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
Ebeisiap
8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s middle name):
Sage
9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (Black and the name of one your pets):
Black Bunny
34 Random Questions:
1. What were you like when you were a kid?
Tall, smart, and unnoticed
2.When was the first time that you had beer?
never had.
3. What happened?
I refused to drink any
4.If you had a billion dollars, what would you do with it?
I'd get books, art supplies, notebooks, itunes redeem things, tons of music, video games, then give the rest to charity or the salvation army
5. What would your dream house be like?
A small house with 3 rooms, 2 floors, 2 bathrooms, a porch thingy in the air, and a door that led to the roof.
6. If you could change something about yourself, what would it be & why?
Everything… I'm a very unatracted, ugly, and boring person as it is...
7. Describe your fighting style: drunken master or angry monkey?
I'd do 'or'
8. What's the last thing that made you laugh?
Someone saying I was 'attractive'
9. Do you like kids?
yup! they are very entertaining to watch
10. What is your favorite word?
shadow, blup
11. What is your least favorite word?
fat, retard, b*tch
12. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Everything
13.What is your favorite curse word?
shut up (swear word for kids! ;D)
14. What is your full name?
Angel of Darkness
15. When is your birthday?
Month 1
16. Do you dream often?
do nightmares count as dreams?
17. Which do you prefer giving or receiving?
Giving
18. What music do you listen to the most?
punk, rock, alternative, pop, hip hop, anything and everything
19. Do you like to read? If so...favorite book(s)?
I love reading. Percy Jackson and the Olympians and bunch of other books...
20. Name your 3 closest friends.
leprechaun, Angel of Death, Hamster
21. Which one is your very best friend?
AoDe
22. How often do you really "go out"?
never
23. Have you ever lost anyone you loved?
lots of peoples :'( :'( :'(
24. Ever been in true love?
sadly, yes...
25. Do you excercise regularly? If so, how often
nope. Unless you count riding your bike to a school everyday and playing b-ball and typing then yes.
26. What is your zodiac sign?
huh?
27. Have any nick names? If so, what?
Lee
28. Name a couple of T.V. shows you watch a lot?
Disney channel, Cop shows, Teen Nick, DRAKE AND JOSH!, Duck Dynasty, Pawn stars, Fast n Loud, Man vs. Food...
29. What is your dream job?
a mechanic, author (not likely), or a singer (also not likely)
30. What is your favorite song?
you passed by them near the top...
31.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a heart-break or have never loved before?
Never loved before
you believe in love at first sight?
yes… but I wont be loved back ;(
33. Do you believe in soul mates?
yes
34.Who was the last person you said "I love you" to?
My dad
Another Random Questionnaire I Found
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"It could be an anal exam" -Ender's Game by Orson Scott Card
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what can you touch?
The wall
3. Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
drawing
4. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Drake and Josh
5. Without looking, guess what time it is
19:35
6. Now look at the clock. What is the real time?
19:40
7. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Music
8. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
ten minutes ago... I was having a snowball fight
9. Did you dream last night?
Unfortunately.
10. Do you remember your dreams?
sad to say, but yes
11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday
12. Do you remember why / at what?
People were saying I was a good singer (I'm not)
13. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nothing
14. Seen anything weird lately?
My hair
15. What do you think of this quiz?
Fun.
16. What is the last film you saw?
Legend
17. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I'd rather stay here but if I had to choose then it'd be Manhattan cuz that's where Percy lives...
18. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Books, art supplies, a ds, earphones, guitar, keyboard, dj system, itunes cards, tons of presents to give to kids who need them, charity
19. Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
I have self-confidence problems, I think I'm in love
20. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
People wouldn't be such a*sh*les to others for no reason...
21. Do you like to dance?
Dance? *bursts out laughing* Hermes to the NO!
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
I don't know what that means...
23. Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
what? whats that?
24. Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
Aode
25. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
iTunes
26. Last time you swam in a pool?
2012
27. Type of music you like most?
Alternative
28. Type of music you dislike most?
songs about smex but without the 'm'
29. Are you listening to music right now?
Yup
30. What color is your bedroom carpet?
Tannish.
31. If you could change something about your home, without worry about price or mess, what would you do?
I would add an art room, library, music room (tons of instruments, dj system, sound system, speakers)
32. What was the last thing you bought?
Presents for friends
33. Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
I wish.
34. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
I'd pick 'or'
35. Do you have a garden?
Does strawberry plants in pots count?
36. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Sadly.
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
My crush
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
Rick Riordan or Billie Joe Armstrong or Suzzane Collins
39. Who sent the last text message you received?
Hamster
40. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
Michaels, Reset Games, Music stores, Book stores
41. What time is bed time?
TECHNICALLY it’s 9:30 but I wait till ma parents are asleep den I stay up till bout 6am
42. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
HERMES TO THE NO!!!!!
43. How many tattoos do you have?
Too young to get them right now...
44. If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
I would get a small infinity sign on my shoulder, a broken heart on my wrist, my cousin's name around one of my fingers(RIP BIG CUZ), and the HoO sign thingy...
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
sleepover with a few old friends
46. Do you carry a donor card?
what?
47. Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
My sisters
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
Empty.
49. What’s the farthest-away place you've been?
California
50. When’s the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
I don't know
51. Have you ever won a trophy?
Nope. I suck at everything...
52. Are you a good cook?
nope...
53. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
too young
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
my 1/2 sister or my other FF friends
55. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
nope
56. Do you touch-type?
I can do it sometimes.
57. What's under your bed?
a bed
58. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes. not for me though
59. Think fast, what do you like right now?
Hamster
60. Where were you on Valentine's Day?
School.
61. What time did you get up at?
5:00am
62. What was the name of your first pet?
Tarzan
63. Who is the second to last person to call you?
mom
64. Is there anything going on this weekend?
snow
65. How are you feeling right now?
depressed...
66. What do you think about the most?
Hamster
67. What time do you get up in the morning?
4-5am
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I wouldn't tell
69. Who would you tell first?
nobody
70. What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Sea of Monsters
71. Do you sing in the shower?
of course. Only place where I don't get criticized
72. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
answered this earlier
73. What do you do most when you are bored?
write, draw, or sing
74. What do you do for a living?
Breathe.
75. Do you love your job?
not really. Being an older sibling is hard
76. What did you want to be when you grew up?
mechanic
77. If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
build/fix
78. Which came first the chicken or the egg?
nothing
79. How many keys on your key ring?
i lost my keys
80. Where would you retire to?
somewhere with LOTS of rain
81. What kind of car do you drive?
don't have a car. Too young...
82. What are your best physical features?
hands I guess.
83. What are your best characteristics?
ummm... nothing I guess
84. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Greece, Italy, or England
85. What kind of books do you like to read?
Horror, mystery, Adventure, Fantasy, romance, ACTION...
86. Where would you want to retire to?
you asked this already... -_-
87. What is your favorite time of the day?
night
88. Where did you grow up?
somewhere
89. How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
living there
90. What are you reading now?
These questions.
91. Are you a morning person or a night owl?
both
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
yup
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
yesss
94. Do you have pets?
my bunny
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
3-5 times
96. What is your best childhood memory?
Hmm… I’m not sure.
97. What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
Babysitter, tutor, big sibling, sell books and toys...
98. Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
nope
99. What is most important in life?
music and love
100. What Inspires You?
music
This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed-door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
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A science professor begins his school year with a lecture to the students: "Let me explain the problem science has with religion."
The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand.
"You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"
"Yes, sir," the student says.
"So you believe in God?"
"Absolutely."
"Is God good?"
"Sure! God's good."
"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"
"Yes."
Now the professor asks, "Are you good or evil?"
"The Bible says I'm evil," replies the student.
The professor grins knowingly.
"Aha! The Bible!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help him? Would you try?"
"Yes, sir, I would."
"So you're good…!"
"I wouldn't say that."
"But why not say that? You'd help a sick and maimed person if you could. Most of us would if we could. But God doesn't."
The student does not answer, so the professor continues. "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer, even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?"
The student remains silent.
"No, you can't, can you?" the professor says. He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax.
"Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?"
"Er… yes," the student says.
"Is Satan good?"
The student doesn't hesitate on this one. "No."
"Then where does Satan come from?"
The student falters. "From God," he answers after a few moments.
"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he? Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"
"Yes, sir."
"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything, correct?"
"Yes."
"So who created evil?" The professor continued, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
Again, the student has no answer. "Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things, do they exist in this world?"
The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."
"So who created them?"
The student does not answer again, so the professor repeats his question. "Who created them?" There is still no answer. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace in front of the classroom. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues onto another student. "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"
The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor, I do."
The old man stops pacing. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen Jesus?"
"No, sir. I've never seen Him."
"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"
"No, sir, I have not."
"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus? Have you ever had any sensory perception of Jesus Christ, or God for that matter?"
"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."
"Yet you still believe in him?"
"Yes."
"According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?"
"Nothing," the student replies. "I only have my faith."
"Yes, faith," the professor repeats. "And that is the problem science has with God. There is no evidence, only faith."
The student stands quietly for a moment, before asking a question of his own. "Professor, is there such thing as heat?"
"Yes," the professor replies. "There's heat."
"And is there such a thing as cold?"
"Yes, son, there's cold too."
"No, sir, there isn't."
The professor turns to face the student, obviously interested. The room suddenly becomes very quiet. The student begins to explain. "You can have lots of heat, even more heat, super-heat, mega-heat, unlimited heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat, but we don't have anything called 'cold'. We can hit up to 458 degrees below zero, which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold; otherwise we would be able to go colder than the lowest, minus 458 degrees.
"Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-458 F) is the total absence of heat. You see, sir, cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat we can measure in thermal units because heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it."
Silence across the room. A pen drops somewhere in the classroom, sounding like a hammer.
"What about darkness, professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?"
"Yes," the professor replies without hesitation. "What is night if it isn't darkness?"
"You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is not something; it is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light, but if you have no light constantly you have nothing and it's called darkness, isn't it? That's the meaning we use to define the word.
"In reality, darkness isn't. If it were, you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?"
The professor begins to smile at the student in front of him. This will be a good semester. "So what point are you making, young man?"
"Yes, professor. My point is, your philosophical premise is flawed to start with, and so your conclusion must also be flawed."
The professor's face cannot hide his surprise this time. "Flawed? Can you explain how?"
"You are working on the premise of duality," the student explains. "You argue that there is life and then there's death; a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure.
"Sir, science can't explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it.
"Now tell me, professor. Do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?"
"If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, young man, yes, of course I do."
"Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?"
The professor begins to shake his head, still smiling, as he realizes where the argument is going. A very good semester, indeed.
"Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an ongoing endeavour, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you now not a scientist, but a preacher?"
The class is in uproar. The student remains silent until the commotion has subsided.
"To continue the point you were making earlier to the other student, let me give you an example of what I mean."
The student looks around the room. "Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the professor's brain?" The class breaks out into laughter.
"Is there anyone here who has ever heard the professor's brain, felt the professor's brain, touched or smelt the professor's brain? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established rules of empirical, stable, demonstrable protocol, science says that you have no brain, with all due respect, sir."
"So if science says you have no brain, how can we trust your lectures, sir?"
Now the room is silent. The professor just stares at the student, his face unreadable.
Finally, after what seems an eternity, the old man answers. "I guess you'll have to take them on faith."
"Now, you accept that there is faith, and, in fact, faith exists with life," the student continues. "Now, sir, is there such a thing as evil?"
Now uncertain, the professor responds, "Of course, there is. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.
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The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go
Heroes of Olympus Pledge:
I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...
I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...
I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...
I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...
I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...
I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...
I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...
I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...
I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...
I promise to remember Rick Riorden
for making these awesome characters!!!
Pledge to the Gods:
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
I swear on the River Styx! *Thunder*
IF YOUR A DEMIGOD COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
1) Have you ever been asked out? Yup, i said no though
2) Where did you get your default picture? secret
3) What's your middle name? don't have one
4) Your current relationship status? Single
5) Does your crush like you back? nope.
6) What is your current mood? Tired
7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Not answering
8) What color shirt are you wearing? black
9) Missing something? Hamster
10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? alot of things
11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? a black bunny
12) Ever had a near death experience? almost got hit by a car
13) Something you do a lot? Write stuff and draw
14) The song stuck in your head? Young Homie- Chris Rene
15) Who did you copy and paste this from? ArtemisApollo97
16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? I don't know...
17) When was the last time you cried? at my cousin's funeral
18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? yep
19) If you could have one super power what would it be? cotrolling elements
20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? personallity
21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Dont go there very much
22) What's your biggest secret? secret
23) Favorite color? black
24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? of course
25) What are you? AoDa DoH
26) Do you speak any other language? little bit of spanish
27) What's your favorite smell? brownies
28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? DRAMATIC
29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Naaa
30) What are you thinking about right now? These questions/Despicable minions
32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? a very annoying kid in my class
33) Do you like working in the yard? Depends
34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Bee
35) Do you act differently around the person you like? No
36) What is your natural hair color? brown
37) Who was the last person to make you cry? Hamster
31) What should you be doing? reading
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Angel of Darkness will get you
I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Jesus' girl 4ever, powerrangersfangirl22, TailsDoll13, Angel of Darkness will get you
Normal People vs. PJO fans
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast
PJO FANS: will ask Zeus to make it rain (TOTALLY ME)
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down and to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE: would pinky promise
PJO FANS: would swear on the river styx
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
NORMAL PEOPLE vs. TKC
Normal people: Go to New York to see the sights.
TKC FANS: Go because they need to find Brooklyn House.
Normal People: Think their cat is just a cat.
TKC FANS: Know their cat is really a goddess.
Normal people: Name their dog Fido.
TKCS FANS: Name him/her Annie... Especially if it's a boy.
Normal people: Say OMG!
TKC FANS: Say OMR! (Oh my Ra)
Normal people: Are scared of snakes.
TKC FANS: Cut snakes to pieces... JUST IN CASE!
Normal people: Think cheese is just a yummy dairy product.
TKC FANS: Know that Cheese is one of the five elements
Normal people: Call animal control when they find a bat
TKC FANS: Turn into birds of prey and eat them.
Normal people: Are lame and don't have this on their profile.
TKC FANS: ARE EPIC AND PUT THIS ON THEIR PROFILE!
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
List 12 of your favorite Percy Jackson characters in no order:
1. Nico
2. Leo
3. Jason
4. Thalia
5. Annabeth
6. Octavian
7. Percy
8. Piper
9. Rachel
10.Reyna
11.Connor
12.Travis
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
nope. No Octavian/Connor
2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?
One does not call Thalia cute
3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant?
Then Jason would have fried Travis and Katie would hate Piper
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Yep. She is the oracle after all
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Ehh... I guess but Octavian would end up strangling Leo
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Annabeth/Rachel or Annabeth/Reyna... The 2nd one cuz Rachel is restricted from dating and Annabeth and Reyna would most likely get along better
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?
Percy would be like 'Woah! Sorry. Didn't know you two were in here!' to Leo and Piper
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
After waiting so long for him, Jason has returned to Camp Jupiter but has a girlfriend... Will Reyna try to move on or would she try to win his love back?
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Yes. There's been some Niper (Nico/Piper) fics and fluff before
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic.
Percy and Connor... Missing your twin and needing comfort
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?
pretty sure, Jason is pretty popular
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Leo, Thalia, and Annabeth... I dont think so..
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
For Piper... What makes you beautiful by 1D cuz she's insecure about herself
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?
Nico/Octavian/Connor... Slashings
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Annabeth... Yesterdaay
16. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).
Nico and Percy (PERCICO) are in a happy relationship until Rachel runs off with Percy. Nico, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Connor and a brief unhappy affair with Travis, then follows the wise advice of Annabeth (believable) and finds true love with Jason
17. What title would you give this fic?
Love's compications
18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated argument?
Percy/Piper argueing... Percy's gonna end up doing something REALLY embarrassing! (Charmspeaking)
19. What would you think if you found (5) was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?
Annabeth... I WOULD BE FREAKING OUT!
20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Piper and Connor... ooooookkay
would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Yup.. Youre so nice Leo!
22.If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?
Oh snap! Rachel is gonna lose her oracleness and Apollo is gonna kill Jason...
23.What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?
WHY TRAVIS?!?! WHYYYYY!!!!
just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
I'll just lay on my bed and let Reyna be...
24.What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?
Nico would be like his 10 year old self again...
25. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?
Thalia wouldnt do that and I wouldn't take it... Might be a prank or something...
26. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?
You don't even need one Octavian!
27. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?
Percy, Rachel, and Thalia are singing What does the Fox say, I would go sing with them
28. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?
Leo and Connor... No work, more jokes and pranks
29. What if 7 and 4 kissed?
If Percy and Thalia kissed, Thalia would be banned from the hunters and Percy would be turned into an animal
30. Where would 2 bury a treasure?
Leo would hide in somewhere in Festus
31. 3 and 7 get into a fight. Who resorts to violence first?
Jason and Percy... uh both I think...
32. 1 is kidnapped and their kidnapper demands a ransom of 1,000 dollars from 5. Do they help 1?
I'm pretty sure Annabeth would help Nico
33. Who is stronger? 6 or 4?
Octavian or Thalia... THALIA
34. Who is 3’s secret love?
For Jason it would be either Piper or Reyna
35. Can 2 juggle?
Leo's like a jester so most likely yes
36. 1 is asked on a date by their favorite actor/actress. Do they accept the date?
Nico would decline cuz he likes Percy still...
37. What is 5’s biggest fear?
Spiders
38. A meteor is about to hit the planet, can 7, 2, and 4 stop it?
Percy, Leo, and Thalia... 2 children of the big 3 and a mechanic... Yup! They could do the job
5 single?
Nope, WE NEED PERCABETH!!!!
40. 6 and 7 are dancing to a waltz. 2 comes in and see them dancing. 2’s reaction?
Watching Octavian and Percy dance, Leo would be saying 'Awkwarrrrrd'
41. 2 and 4 go to the movies. What movie do they see?
Leo and Thalia would probably see an action movie
42. You are attacked by 1, 3, and 6. Can you survive?
Nico, Jason, and Octavian... I think I would, child of Hades here...
43. What’s 4’s favorite color?
Thalia, maybe black or silver
44. Can 7 sing?
That would be so cool if Percy could sing
45. A vampire bites 2. 4 sees this, what do they do?
A vampire bites Leo and Thalia will beat the vampire sensless
DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me, "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. (I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO THIS ONE!)
I, Angel of Darkness will get you, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Even cat goddesses like growling at birds.
-The five elements are earth, air, fire, water, and cheese.
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-No one really knows why the Egyptians wrote without vowels.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Eating fruit bats is bad for your health.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-The Set animal does not appreciate being named Leroy.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Jackal headed gods can be very attractive.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-Set's secret name is Evil Day. (Use this to your advantage...)
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Elvis was a magician. No, really.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Boomerangs can cast spells.
-It's possible to gamble moonlight.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
-Even plants can wage war.
-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.
-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.
-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin.
7 Ways to scare your roommates
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you're hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
LOTS CASH ME IN
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
The Lightning Thief Prophecy:
You shall go west and face the god who has turned.
You shall find what was stolen and see it safely returned.
You shall be betrayed by one who calls you a friend.
And you shall fail to save what matters most, in the end.
The Sea of Monsters Prophecy:
You shall sail the iron ship with warriors of bone,
You shall find what you seek and make it your own,
But despair for your life entombed within stone,
And fail without friends, to fly home alone.
The Titan's Curse Prophecy:
Five shall go west to the goddess in chains,
One shall be lost in the land without rain,
The bane of Olympus shows the trail,
Campers and Hunters combined prevail,
The titan's curse must one withstand,
And one shall perish by a parent's hand
The Battle of the Labyrinth Prophecy:
You shall delve in the darkness of theendless maze,
The dead, the traitor, the lost one shall rise.
You shall rise or fall by the ghost king's hand,
The child of Athena's final stand.
Destroy with the hero's last breath,
And lose a love to worse than death.
THE GREAT PROPHECY:
A half-blood of the eldest gods,
Shall reach sixteen against all odds.
And see the world in endless sleep,
The hero's soul, cursed blade shall reap.
A single choice shall end his days.
Olympus to preserve or raze.
THE NEXT GREAT PROPHECY:
Seven half-bloods shall answer the call.
To storm or fire, the world must fall.
An oath to keep with a final breath,
And foes bear arms to the Doors of Death
YOUR GUY SIDE
xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
XDogs are better than cats.
xIts hilarious when people get hurt
xYou've played with/against boys on a team
XShopping is torture.
XSad movies suck.
XYou own/ed an XBox
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
xYou own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
XYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
XYou watch sports on TV.
XGory movies are cool.
XYou go to your dad for advice
XYou own like a trillion baseball caps.
XYou like going to high school football games.
XYou used to/do collect baseball/football cards.
XBaggy pants are cool to wear.
XIts kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
xGreen, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
xYou love to go crazy and not care what people think.
XSports are fun.
XTalk with food in your mouth.
XSleep with your socks on at night.
Total: 23
YOUR GIRL SIDE
xYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
xYou love to shop.
xYou wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink. (never!)
xGo to your mom for advice.
xYou consider cheerleading a sport.
xYou hate wearing the color black.
xYou like hanging out at the mall.
xYou like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
xYou like wearing jewelry.
xSkirts are a big part of your wardrobe
xShopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
xYou were in gymnastics/dance. (or still are)
xIt takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile alot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes
xYou care about what you look like.
xYou like wearing dresses when you can.
xYou like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
xYou love the movies.
xUsed to play with dolls as a little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
xLike being the star of everything.
Total:4
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'll push you off the building too if you're part of the 90%)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Stayed up past FIVE IN THE MORNING doing that.)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you were having a big test in a classroom full of others who are taking the same test and you started reading the questions out loud, copy and paste this into your profile If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile If you screamed 'JUST LEAVE ME ALONE' when your having a conversation with your friends, copy and paste this to your profile If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you:
love to read and act crazy,
laugh and have fun,
ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,
are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,
run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,
spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,
are a night owl who hardly sleeps,
act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,
then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you.
FOR ALL OF THOSE OUT THERE THAT HAVE A 'DISORDER' OR HAS BEEN LABELED IN ANY WAY-
You don't have a conduct disorder, you're a revolutionary
You don't have a personality disorder, you're a philosopher
You aren't bipolar, you're an artist
You don't have an attachment disorder, you're a healer
You're not ADD you're an inventor
You don't have a general anxiety disorder, you're an activist
You don't have an oppositional defiant disorder, you're a leader
You don't have a social anxiety disorder, you're a humanitarian
Youre not autistic, you think outside the box
You're not ADHD, you're a KID!
Copy and paste if you hate being labeled and having people say things about your mind just to get money. Copy and paste if you want to be who you are and add your name to this ongoing list: Girl on Fire 75, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, Angel of Darkness will get you
You are a...
CHILD OF ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.(like all the time!)
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides
4/10
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally. (i wish)
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac
4/10
CHILD OF HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be)
You write in diary/journal/blog.
You feel most active at night.
10/10
CHILD OF DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
6/10
CHILD OF ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.( just a bit...)
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
9/10
CHILD OF ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regularbasis.
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
8/10
CHILD OF APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight A's in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
8/10
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals(scaring them.)
You think girls are better than boys
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors. (In a tree most of the time)
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
7/10
CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
10/10
CHILD OF APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.(but not like my sister)
1/10
CHILD OF HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
10/10
CHILD OF DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute..
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
2/10
I am a daughter of: Hades, Hermes, and Hephaestus...
In loving memory...
...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing she would die
...Bianca Di Angelo, who sacrificed herself for her friends
...Daedalus, who died so Kronos' army couldn't use the Labyrinth
...Silena Beaureguard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckondorf, who died for a mission success
...Ethan Nakamura, who changed in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan war
Girl:Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
G: Do you like me?
B: No
G: Do you want me?
B: No
G: Would you cry if I left?
B: No
G: Would you live for me?
B: No
G: Would you do anything for me?
B: No
G: Choose-me or your life
B: My life
The girl starts running away but the boys grabs her arm and says:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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Doesnt every true fan of Percy Jackson have this on their page?
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's not getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Illiterates. Many kids believe some of the demigods are illiterates.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you're not paying attention when the teacher is rambling and you think of something funny from the other day that you don't realize is funny til that moment and you burst into hysterical laughter and the entire class turns around and stares at you and you look the other way and pretend you don't notice. Crazy is when you star in your own movie and pretend to be an assassin... multiple times. Crazy is when you scream for no reason or sing nursery rymes. Crazy is when you have a post-book comatose state after reading a book and then half an hour later are spouting off random qoutes, character facts and character descriptions to people you know don't give a (inert swear word of choice). If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
Hunger Games Addict's Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds' songs wake me
I'll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim (Unforchantelyl I only have little brothers *sighs*)
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I'll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I'll think of Katniss every time
And I'll always think of Peeta
When my birthday cake's sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I'll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I'll always think of Glimmer
If someone's pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I'll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I'm homicidally inclined
I'll make sure I think of Effie
When there's nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It's important to think of the characters
They're NOT mine (So, Collins, don't sue!)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT, sk8rchick2355, Number-1-Twilighters, HerMemoriesErased, .xlol, daydreamingxxx, RabidFangFan, SeaweedGirl1, DaughterOfKronosPlzDon'tKillMe, Thalia101, Aguilita Cruz, TailsDoll13, Angel of Darkness will get you
Twelve ways to know you're in love:
TWELVE: You walk really slow when you're with them.
ELEVEN: You feel shy whenever they're around.
TEN: You smile when you hear their voice.
NINE: When you look at them, you can't see the other people around you, you just see him.
SEVEN They're all you think about.
SIX: You realize you're always smiling when you're looking at them.
FIVE: You would do anything just to see them.
FOUR: While reading this, there was one person on your mind this whole time.
THREE: You just smiled because it's true.
TWO: You were so busy thinking about that person, you didnt notice number eight was missing.
ONE: You just scrolled up to check & are now silently laughing at yourself.
If this is happend to u copy and paste it to your page.
Girl: just so you know i am extremely mad at you
boy: well just so you know...
i like your face.
love your eyes.
and when you laugh i get butterflies.
girl: still angry.
boy: still in love
"Don't worry, I'm so over him. I honestly don't ca-"
he walks by
"Oh my gosh, he's gorgeous..."
I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me
When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!
Him: What time should i ask to be home?
Her: Never.
Him: Deal. . . think mom'll go for it?
Her: If not, i'll kidnap you.
Him: Its not kidnapping if i go willingly
Her:...pretend to fight me then!
Trying love a second time is like eating a hamburger, throwing it up, and then eating it again. (Hmmmmm . . . who tried that? HAMBURGERS...)
Girl: your amazing
Boy: why's that?
Girl: because your the only thing that keeps me sane
Boy: really because your the only thing that drives me crazy
Boy: who do you like
girl: some guy that doesnt like me
boy: well then he is missing out
girl: who do you like?
Boy: some girl who likes some guy whos missing out
Guys are horrible creatures
They break our hearts
And never bother to mend it
But yet we love them so
Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth. (Ooooookkkkkkk, EWWWWWWWWW...)
Ohh my, you clearly are oblivious to the fact that your eyes do so much damage.
I love him,
oh yes
i
do..
He's for
me
and not for
you
so if by chance
you
take
my place...
i'll take
my
fist and smash
your
face
Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone. (Wait...Edward is LOVE?! I SHALL NEVER FALL IN LOVE EVER AGAIN!!!)
I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY! (LOLZ XD)
They say kissing is the language of love. Care to indulge in a little convo?
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.
We have a communication problem and I don't wanna talk about it.
Its hard to pretend you love someone when you dont but its even harder to pretend you dont love someone when you really do
I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" (Somebody ACTUSLLY did that once...)
He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!
I wish they sold hearts at walmart. I would buy them in bulk so when one gets broken I can shug it off and say it's ok I got more... then I would never feel this pain again. (Cheesy, yes. True? Yes.)
"Guys are like babies, you never really know exactly what they want, but we can make a pretty good guess."
Pass the liquor.. the boy is still ugly!
he Said "i love you" and i sneezed and said "ohh sorry;; But im Alergic to :.B.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.
Every time i walk pass you my words jummble into something stupid ...so i come out with somthing like...i like your phone...it's very small..(ackward silence)
I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up.
GUY: you look familiar
GIRL:really?
GUY:yeah but idk where i saw you
GIRL:oh you probably just looked up beautiful in the dictionary (OHHHH!!! BURN!!!)
If nothing lasts forever, can i be your nothing? (YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID)
Men are like roses, you got to watch out for all the pricks.
When life gives you lemons trade them for guys. (Actually, make grape juice and watch life wonder how you did it!)
Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a
brother!
A secret admirier is only a stalker with stationary.
Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.
The hardest thing to do is watch the one you love, love someone else.
Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the night because i asked for you for christmas
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile (I DO I DO I DO!!!!!!)
"I am the girl that hardly goes to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I mostly just sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on Facebook, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out.
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with reading, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.
Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Soccerislife14, Dreaded Fate, Beater1223,achieveXdreamXbelieve,souricebreaker, higherthanlove22, alexis-daughterofposeidon3, ijustaserdyou,Percylia22
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie T.V. Show, video game, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Thalico is the best pairing EVER! paste this to your profile
If you think Annabeth is watching you under her magical Yankee's cap, paste this into your profile.
If you love Nico, copy and paste this to your profile
If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you really, really hate when people tell you to read stupid books when you could be reading PJO, copy this into your profile.
If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with fictional characters, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan/ wrench/ect./ out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile. (That would make me AMY, buuuuuut...*shrugs*)
There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again
God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. (TRUE!)
I wear black because it blends well with my soul.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
The words 'Can you get up and do this simple thing for me?' never seem to register in my brain.
Deja vu- when you've done something you think you've done before, its because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends to see.
Would you like a cookie? So would I.
Living is the slowest, and most painful form of dying- TehNicksterBoi
Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
My mullet is better than yours . . . it's been blowtorched, and it comes OFF!
Knowledge is power and power corrupts. Study hard; be evil.
I Googled you today and I'm disturbed with what I found.
EVER WONDER:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? (OH, NO.)
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? (Ah. Good point!)
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (I wouldn't either!)
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
TEACHER: Manic, what did we say about loud voices?!
MANIC: You didn't say anything about drums.
TEACHER: *explodes*
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.
(I just LOVE being compared to an apple...)
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear 6,
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
Sincerely, 7
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Impossible,
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Sincerely,
Spongebob
Dear Dad,
I think you took the Got-Your-Nose Game a little too seriously.
Sincerely, Voldemort
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it!
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?
Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete
I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die.
Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry
If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile. (PINK?! *pukes*)
You say I've lost my sanity. Well I have news for you. You can't lose what you never had
Person: Hola!
Spanish person: *speaks fast mad spanish*(HAAHAHA, THATS ME)
Person: DUDE SLOW DOWN! DORA DIDN'T TEACH ME THAT YET!
Me thinkin: Typical peoples who dont know spanish... DORA WONT HELP YOU!!!
Girl's status: *is now single*
Boy: Haha what a lose- wait that's my girl friend :\
Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied (SO true. We learned in third grade. But they never bothered to teach us again!)
God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
FANFICTION: MY ANTI-DRUG. because, who has time for drugs if you're reading and plotting and writing and checking reviews? If this is true for you, copy and paste this to your profile.
REMEMBER WHEN .. getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your heroand 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblingsand rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?when - WAR- was a card gameand life was simple and care free?remember when all you wanted to doWAS GROW UP
Proof you are PJO addict
2. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.
3. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. [I swear my old teacher was a monster]
4. You know which pages the good parts are on.
5. You suddenly hate thunderstorms.
6. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.
7. You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.
8. You start figuring out who your godly parent is.
9. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.
10. You have a plan to get out of school early on October 2 so you can buy The Mark of Athena, read it, and still have time to do your homework.
11. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.
12. You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.
13. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.
14. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.
15. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.
16. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.
17. You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.
18. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”
19. On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.
20. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.
21. You dream about PJO every night.
22. You curse a god/goddess a lot. [Aphrodite-or whoever loves messing up helpless teens' lives-is messing up my life]
23. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room.
24. You know PJO better then most sane people [read PJO! bye bye sanity!]
25. You have links to every great PJO site
26. You add things to the list every day
27. You know what you would do if you were Percy [I know what id do if I were Piper or Annabeth, but not Percy]
28. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not (NO! Nico don't turn evil!!)
29. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future [yup]
30. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work [oh man]
31. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood (will do that)
32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs' [again, hell yeah!]
33. You are trying to learn Greek.
34. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.
35. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek.
36. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. [kinda]
37. You have an instant crush on Nico! (GROOS! CANT HAVE A CRUSH ON MA BROTHER!!!!!)
38. You just have to research more about Greek mythology!
39. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.
40. You look for camp half blood during school break. [i live halfway across the country]
42. You copy/paste this onto your profile
43. About 75-100% of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
44. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
45. You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
46. Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree
47. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed
48. You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them [I'm going to do that this year!]
49. You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter (Or son if you're a guy) of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess [will do that this year!]
50. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this
51. You were so busy reading that you missed number 41
52. You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list
53. You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things
54. You are so obsessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!!
55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO [true that!]
56. You own a camp half blood t-shirt [I FINALLY got one!]
57. When you're talking to your friends, you quote someone from PJO or HoO
1) Favorite guy character? Hmm... Nico or Leo
2) Favorite girl character? Thalia or Piper
3) Favorite god? Hephaestus and Hades
4) Favorite goddess? Artemis and Athena
5) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia
6)Favorite minor characters? Stolls, Katie, Nyssa, Clarisse
7)Favorite monsters? Tyson and Mrs. O'Leary
8)Which PJatO Character Would You Date? Nico
9)Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend? Percy, Annabeth, Leo, Nico... most of the other characters
10)Which PJatO Character Do You Hate? Mr.D, Nemesis
11)You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you? Nico
12)Favorite PJatO Pairing? Percabeth, Tratie, Thalico, ClarrisseChris, Liper, Niper, Theo, Octeyna, Percico, Valangelo... many more
13)Favorite PJatO Quote?
Percy: Don't I get a kiss for luck? It's kind of a tradition, right?
Annabeth: Come back alive, Seaweed Brain. Then we'll see.
I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts- Leo Valdez
With great power comes great need to take a nap- Nico di Angelo
14)Favorite Percy Moment? The underwater kiss
15)Favorite Nico Moment? Admitting to Eros that he likes Percy
16) Favorite god or goddess Moment? When Apollo is incognito as Fred
17)Favorite Grover Moment?
Percy:“You're a stalker with hooves."
Grover:"I am not! I followed her to the Big House and hid in a bush and watched the whole thing.”
18)Favorite Random Moment? When Tyson uses peanut butter as his battle cry
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. (my favorite)My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do." (What wonderful parents?!)
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stay that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
"Dear math I don't want to solve your problems I have my own to solve."
"Some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair."
"It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up."
"Algebra I'm not going to find your X, she's not coming back!"
When angry…
Mortal: Shut up!
PJO:
Thalia: Shut up or my dad will zap you!
Percy: Shut up or my dad will blast you into seawater!
Annabeth: Shut up or my mom will kill you with wisdom!
Nico: Shut up or I’ll bring you to my dad NOW!
Beckendorf: Shut up or I’ll invent something to kill you!
Travis/Conner: Shut up or you will be as poor as a beggar! (They’d steal everything away.)
Katie: Shut up or I'll make you eat cereal for the rest of your life!
Silena: Shut up or my mom will mess up your love life!
Castor: Shut up or my dad will wrap you with vines!
Clarisse: Shut up. My dad's sharpening his knife.
Chiron: Shut up or my dad will— Oh wait that doesn’t work. Shut up or my buddies and I will have a stampede on you!
1. FIRST NAME? Lee
2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? IDK.
3. SIBLINGS NAMES? Number 1, Number 2
4. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Last night
5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Yup, they're perfect for me!!!
6. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? TURKEY
7. KIDS? Too young
8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? probably
9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? Actually, I have multiple journals!
10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Sarcasm? What is this 'Sarcasm' you speak of?
11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yep
12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? no
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? ANYTHING FULL OF SUGar!!! (except capin crunch cuz that hurts my tummy)
14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? Nope!
15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? *flexes muscles nonchalantly* Heh, sure.
16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? ANY FLAVOR
17. SHOE SIZE? Nine
18. BLACK OR PINK? Pink? *pukes* Black? OH YEAH!!!!
19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU? I suck at almost everything to do with physical (except butt kicking)
20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My cousin
21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? yeah sure
22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black
23. LAST THING YOU ATE? Chewy bar
24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? "Fix you" by Coldplay
25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Black
26. FAVORITE SMELL? BROWNIES
27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My friend
28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? Their personality.
29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? yeah sure i guess
30. FAVORITE DRINK? apple juice
31. FAVORITE SPORT? all sports
32. EYE COLOR? Dark Brown.
33. HAT SIZE? Who knows their hat size?!
34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope. i'm 'too perfect'. I HATE NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE GLASSES OR BRACES!!!!!!
35. FAVORITE FOOD? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Scary movies...
37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Sea of Monsters
38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? sweater
39. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter
40. HUGS OR KISSES? Ew. Do I have to choose?
41. FAVORITE DESSERT? SWEET FOODS
If you are like me and think abortions are cruel, wrong, and should become illegal, copy and paste this into your profile. No child deserves to die.
Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile (I STARTED TO CRY! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *sobs uncontrollably*)
Carmen Winstead was a young girl who died when she was pushed down the sewer by five girls she thought were her friends.
Carmen was 17 years old when her parents decided to move to Indiana. Her father had lost his job and the only way he could find new employment was by moving to a new state. The relocation caused a lot of problems for Carmen. She had to leave her friends behind and attend a whole new school in Indiana. Carmen had a hard time making friends when she changed schools. It was the middle of the school year and most of the students had no interest in befriending the new girl. Initially, she spent many days alone, walking from class to class without speaking to anyone, but she eventually started hanging around with a group of five other girls. Carmen thought these girls were her friends, but it wasn’t long before she discovered that they had been talking about her behind her back and spreading vile rumors.
When she confronted them, the girls turned on her and began bullying her every day, making her life a misery. They started out calling her names, but then the bullying got much worse. One day, she left her school books in the classroom at break time. When she returned, she found someone had taken a sharpie and written dirty words all over her books. Another day, she opened her bag and discovered someone had poured yoghurt all over the insides. Sometimes, she would come to school and find her locker had been vandalized. The final straw came when she put on her coat at recess and found that someone had stuffed dog poop in her pockets.
There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life.
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Dead Wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe her story. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.
"They Hurt her."
Things Learned From Percy Jackson
1. When in doubt, find the dam snack bar-The Titans Curse
2. With great power comes a great need to take a nap-The Last Olympian
3. Paradises are places that can get you killed- The Battle of the Labyrinth
4. Gods get offended easily. Then they blow stuff up.- The Titans Curse
5. You can fight monsters, see Annabeth, and make things go BOOM at the same time.-The Batte of the Labyrinth
6. You can't fix a person like a machine.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
7. Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestial bronze sword.-The Battle of the Labyrinth
8. Avoid poisonus swords or you'll die, after you shrivel slowly to dust-The Battle of the Labryinth
9. Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade - The Sea of Monsters
10. People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the wine dud end up in a bottle of Merlot.- The Titans Curse
11. Three kids can drown in a really big bath.- The Lightning Thief
12. Everything strange washes up in Miami-The Sea of Monsters
13. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one.-The Last Olympian
14. Just say hello to the poodle.-The Lightning Thief
15. When you need Tantalus to go away, tell him to chase a donut. -The Sea of Monsters
16. Even heroes drool in their sleep- The Lightning Thief
17. When things seem bad enough, they usually breathe fire.-The Sea of Monsters
18. When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.-The Lightning Theif
19. Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.-The Titans Curse
20. Don't beat a god in a video game- he might want your soul. -The Last Olympian
"Go chase a donut!" - Percy Jackson
"Family spat! You turned me into a dandelion!" - Nico Di Angelo
"I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?" - Percy Jackson
"Note to self: If you vaporize monsters, they can't answer your questions." - Percy Jackson
"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant 'Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson
"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson
"You drool when you sleep." - Annabeth Chase
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson
"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!" - Grover Underwood
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" - Percy Jackson
She's (Sally's) funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.- Percy Jackson
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo (I just love that quote!)
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson
Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,
Calling me FAT won't make you THIN,
Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL,
Calling me a GEEK will only BOOST MY CONFIDENCE!
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
Girl: She gives him a big hug.
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
that's deep love man!!
I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!WISH WISH WISH WISH! Your wish has just been received. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) Repost and show you care.
2)Ignore it and just prove you are heartless.
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care
Help me color the sky.
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who is smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone can take my place.
Help me take that burden off her shoulders, Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her. Take my hand and it'll weigh no more, For us girls together, can be stronger than before.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. (they did in the 80's)
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of teenagers don't like to read, if you are part of the 5 who does, copy & paste this on your profile. Add your name. Dragons of Egypt. Twila Starla. AIT98. Minerva's Cat. ,Iyceflame, Isabel M, Aguilita Cruz,
If your family has given up trying to understand your obsessions, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen in a creepy stalker, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i not only believe with all my heart that he is a STALKER, I ALSO JUST WANAA GRAB HIM BY HIS SHIRT AND THROW HIM OVER A CLIFF!)
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile
You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it
on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video
games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is
a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it
was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes
symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events (I always dream about more percabeth fluff!).
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be
studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Smith) you scream
"JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.(ANNABETH!!)
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of
emergencies (I’ve got the last Olympian in my backpack right now, and titans curse in my locker.)
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
-You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:
Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...
Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.
Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.
Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.
Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!
-You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.
-You give all your siblings god parents (Poseidon, Zeus, Hades.)
-You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.
-You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.
-You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.
-You still think Thuke could happen.
You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.
You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.
Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, as does your father to cure your obsession.
You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head (PERCABETH!!)
You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and
use it in conversations.
You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"
When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters (not that I
have any experience)
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
Can't beat 'em, join 'em, can't join 'em, bribe 'em, can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em, can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em, can't kill 'em, You Screwed.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
Paper may beat rock, but cannonball makes a big hole in paper.
One way to find out if something works: Push all the buttons.
One day your prince will come. Mine? He took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.
Real girls aren't perfect; perfect girls aren't real.
I've got ADD and magic markers: oh, the fun I will have.
Note to self: Normal is just a setting on a washing machine.
High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted a gruesome on-screen torture. The other was about a guy and a saw.
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
Don't follow in my footsteps. I run in to walls.
The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.
Don't try to sell meteorites to dinosaurs. They might get offended. And, you know, eat you.
Girl Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman:Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together.Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I looked up beautiful in the thesaurus today and your name was included." Woman: "Thanks! Hey, I saw your name next to jerk.
Man: I can see forever in your eyes." Woman: But all I can see is never in yours.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep
Male: I don’t have a library card, but can I check you out? Female:No, but there are plenty of others over in the rejection section.
Male: If you were a burger at McDonald’s you’d be McGorgeous.Female: Really? You’d be McStupid.
Male: Was that an Earthquake or did I just rock your world? Female:No, that was just me slapping you across the face.
Male: Do you have a band aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. Female: Sorry, but there’s no band aid for an eye that is black and blue.
Male: You better know CPR, because I think you just took my breath away.Female: No, but I do know how to suffocate a pervert who’s gotten too close.
Male: Hey baby, you’ve got something on your butt, my eyes. Female:Hey, you’ve got something in your eyes, my foot.
Male: Do You know karate? Because your body’s kickin’. Female:Yeah, kickin’ your ass.
Male: I wish you were a carousel at Walmart so I could ride you all day long. Female: I wish you were a punching bag at the gym, so I could hurt you all day long.
Male: Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long. Female: You think so? Well lover boy, I was running away from you all day.
Male: Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on! Female: Keep talking and you’ll be out like a light.
Male: I just moved you to the top of my to-do list. Female: Really? I just you to the top of my Hit list.
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.
Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down.
I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town.
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlie's sake of course
I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse.
I promise to remember Carlisle
Whenever I am in the Emergency Room.
I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom.
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty.
I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at the mall and a cute outfit spots me.
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful bronze hair.
I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care.
And I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my stomach isn't curled.
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Where ever I may go.
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know...
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recogize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, wheather you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
When Drowning…
Mortal: LIFEGUARD!
PJO fan: PERCY!
HP fan: “Eats Gillyweed”
When rain suddenly come…
Mortal: Damn it!
PJO fan: Grab a tissue Zeus!
HP fan: Accio umbrella!
Exclaiming…
Mortal: Oh My god!
PJO fans: Di Immortales!
HP fan: Merlin’s pants!
The Kane Chronicles Pledge
I promise to remember Carter
When I travel far away
I promise to remember Sadie
When I have something sarcastic to say
I promise to remember Desjardins
When someone doesn't fight fair
I promise to remember Amos
When someone has beads in their hair
I promise to remember Iskandar
When I see someone very old
I promise to remember Bast
When I see cat's eyes that are gold
I promise to remember Horus
When I see a beautiful bird
I promise to remember Isis
Whenever strange voices are heard
I promise to remember Set
When someone is clever and sly
I promise to remember Anubis
When a cute boy catches my eye
I promise to remember Zia
When I see someone working magic
I promise to remember Julius Kane
When someone's life is tragic
I promise to remember Ruby Kane
When someone I love is gone
And whenever I read The Red Pyramid
I'll always remember this song.
I'm that girl who cries without anyone seeing it.
I'm that girl who hurts herself without anyone knowing it.
I'm that girl who smiles but is hurting inside.
I'm that girl who guides but doesn't know what's right.
I'm that girl who shines but doesn't glow in the dark.
I'm that girl who's kind but never feels the mark.
I'm that girl who'd fight for someone else's rights.
But I'm also that girl who can't sleep at night.
Outside I'm pretty, I'm glowing, I'm strong.
But inside, I'm hurting, knowing I don't belong.
I think of that weight that just hangs above me,
Dropping onto my shoulders ever so slowly.
I don't fight it, I don't struggle,
I just hold it up.
The force on my shoulders,
I'm begging it to stop.
But I just hold it together,
And keep the smile on my face.
Just hoping that one day,
Someone can take my place.
Help me take that burden off her shoulders,
Look past the barriers and help me get hold of her.
Take my hand and it'll weigh no more,
For us girls together, can be stronger than before.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella.
BEST FRIENDS:Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS:Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin, "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore/Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Return your stuff right away.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS:Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS:Will talk sh*t to the person who talks sh*t about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the f*k out!
FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
BEST FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what's wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
BEST FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will re-post this crap!!
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This is Bunny. His name is Nik.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!
SECRET!!!
[1] I need to tell you a secret. First, look at number 5.
[2] The answer is to look at 11.
[3] Don't get mad and look at 15.
[4] Calm down, don't get mad, look at 13.
[5] Look at 2.
[6] Don't be that angry, look at 12.
[7] This is a very important message: Go to number 5.
[8] What I wanted to tell you is, THE ANSWER IS AT 14.
[9] Be patient, and look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I'm gonna do this. Go to 7.
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say look at 6.
[12] Sorry, look at 8.
[13] Don't get mad and look at 10.
[14] I don't really know how to say this, but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad, but look at 9.
1.Put your playlist on shuffle 2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO? What makes you beautiful-1D(Ummm... Not my fave motto but a motto notheless)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Breakeven- The script(Yup, thats soooo nice)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Time of dying-3 day grace(I always think when I'm gonna die)
WHAT IS 22? Castle of glass-linkin park(I dont understand that one)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? the man who cant be moved- The script(They dont give up!! :D)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Just lose it-Eminem(EWWWWWWW!!!!)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Hey there Delilah-Plain white t's(Waitin 4 my BF)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? I got you-Train(I dont understand)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE? Radioactive-Imagine Dragons(HAHAHAHA)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? The anthem-Pitbull(NOOOOOOO)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Dont matter- Akon(Thats nice)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Bellas Regional-Pitch Perfect film cast(Thats a hobby?)
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Penguin-Christina Perri(Yup, I keep penguins under my bed)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? As long as you love me-Justin Beiber(No comment)
WHAT IS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN? Come and get it-Selena Gomez(EWWWWWWW)
HOW WILL YOU DIE? Curbside Prophet-Jason Mraz(A prophet on the street told me my fate)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU WILL REGRET? Express-Christina Aguilera(To express my feelings?)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? Snow(hey ho)-Red hot chili peppers(I LOVE DAT SONG!!!)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY? My own worst enemy-Lit(I make myself cry... *wah wah wah*)
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED? Here without you-3 Doors down(What does that mean?!?!!?)
WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST? Down on the corner-Street corner Symphany(I saw sometihng very strange down the corner)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU? Gone forever-3 Day grace(I guess not...)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE? Leave out all the rest-Linkin Park(yup, no more friends)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW? Beautiful-Eminem(I'm not beautiful enough that it hurts)
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Speed of sound-Coldplay(It was sooo fast)
I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MAKEUP, BECAUSE I DON'T WEAR ANY.
I AM THE GIRL WHO SAYS WHAT I WANT.
I AM THE GIRL WHO EATS WHAT I WANT.
I AM THE GIRL WHO RANTS ON AND ON ABOUT FEMINISM AND RACISM.
I AM THE GIRL WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HER IMAGE.
I AM THE GIRL WHO...
IS STRONG.
IS TOUGH.
IS BEAUTIFUL IN MY OWN WAY.
AND I DON'T NEED ANYONE TO PULL ME DOWN OR BRING ME UP.
I AM THE GIRL WHO WILL MAKE MY OWN SUCCESS.
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWAHAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
When life gives you lemons...
a. make lemonade.
b. make apple/grape juice, then sit back and watch the rest of the world wonder how the heck you did it.
c. squirt the juice in life's eyes and see how life likes lemons then.
d. keep 'em ,'cuase, hey, free lemons.
e. take them and bide your time until life isn't looking, and then steal the oranges you asked for.
f. make root beer.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in Latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures”
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are a PJO Fan)
1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?
I would hang out at the lake
2. Which PJO Character Would You Date?
Nico
3. Which PJO Character Is Your Best Friend?
Nico
4. Which PJO Character Do You Hate?
Mr.D
5. Your Favourite PJO book?
BotL or HoH
6. Your Favourite PJO Character?
Nico
7. Favourite God or Goddess?
God: Hades
Goddess: Hestia
8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?
Scream:ITS PERCY JACKSON, hug him, call him a kelphead and calmly walk away
9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?
Nico
10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?
Nico
11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?
I have Pepper spray and I'm not afraid to use it
12. Favourite PJO Pairing?
Percabeth, Percico, Valangelo, Thalico, Liper, Jeyna, Tratie, Frazel, Pothena, mostly all the pairings out there
13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??
this is about to get interesting...
14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?
Playing Capture the Flag
15. Favourite PJO Quote?
You drool when you sleep- Annabeth
oh i hate your ideas.-blackjack
with great power comes a great need to take a nap-Nico
16. Favourite Percy Moment?
three headed dogs prefer red rubber balls over sticks?
17. Favourite Nico Moment?
with great power comes great need to take a nap
18. Favourite god or goddess Moment
When Poseidon is laughing at the name 'Paul Blofis' and he says 'shame I like blowfish...'
19. Favourite Grover Moments?
i was sort of camped outside the Artemis cabin-Grover
What for?-Percy
Just to be, you know, near them-Grover
You're a stalker with hooves-Percy
20. Favourite Random Moment?
When Tyson asked Zues for a stick after the titan war
Pick ten ships without reading the questions.
1. Percico
2. Valangelo
3. Liper
4. Percabeth
5. Jaco
6. Thalico
7. Preyna
8. Jeyna
9. Jasper
10. Peo
1: Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 6?
when Nico and Thals met
2: Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?
Plenty of Valangelo in the world
3: Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr avatar?
yup. Percabeth is liked by many
4: If 7 were to suddenly break up today, what would your reaction be?
They were never really together. Preyna was just my imagination
5: Why is 1 so important?
Cuz Percico shows that there can be any kind of couple, either mixed gender or just one
6: Is 9 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Serious. Jasper had so much problems so it's pretty serious to have...
7: Out of all of your ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
Percico or percabeth
8: Out of all of the ships, which ship has the strongest bond?
Percabeth or percico
9: How many times have you read/watched 10’s fandoms?
not much peo but I find some now and then
10: Which ship has lasted the longest?
Percabeth
11: How many times, if ever, has 6 broken up?
sadly, thalic was never actually together
12: If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 8?
Valangelo would last longer than Jeyna cuz Nico could control the zombies to not hurt him and Leo
13: Did 7 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
No.. Reyna did hide her feelings from Percy though for a little while
14: Is 10 cannon?
i think
15: If all ten ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
16: Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Piper took Jason
17: Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?
Percico
18: Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
I try but there's not much Liper
19: If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the ten ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all up forever, which ship would you sink?
Thalico cuz Thalia can't date Nico cuz she's a huntress
I am that girl, the one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who always wonders what she did wrong. The one who writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.
I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with nerdy things that only she would like, who can express herself better with writing than talking, and knows the importance of the little things in life that most overlook! Copy and paste if you can relate!
POP QUIZ!
1. What’s your name?
Lee
2. Gender?
secret
3. Age?
secret
4. What’s your birthstone?
I don’t have any idea
5. Zodiac?
don't know
6. Astrological sign?
No idea
7. Height?
Tall
8. Weight?
i dont know
9. Hair color?.
Brown
10. Are you in love?
sadly yes
12. With who?
Hamster
13. Are you lying to me?
no
14. Do you have an imaginary friend?
ya
15. Do you want an imaginary friend?
ehh
16. Look to your left. What do you see?
A wall
17. What were you doing at 6:45 this morning?
writing
18. What was the last thing you yelled?
I'M IN LOVE PEOPLES!!!
19. Do you believe in magic?
ya
20. Do you believe in fairies?
ya
21. Who’s your crush
Hamster
22. Have you ever fallen down a flight of stairs?
yep
23. More than once?
maybe
24. What did you do when you got to the bottom?
Stand up and walk away
25. Type with your feet.
nh bhgvhg
26. Was that fun?
No
27. Run around the house. How do you feel?
dont wanna
28. Do you own a credit card
no
29. Do you like to shop?
only book or toy or art or music shopping
30. What’s the last thing you bought?
A book
31. Do you have any children?
no
32. Are you married?
NOOOOOO
33. Who’s your crush?
Hamster
34. What’s your favourite colour?
black
35. Favorite animal?
bunny or pitbull
36. Favorite fruit?
Uhh don’t know
37. Quick! You have to save the world!
mmk
38. Someone has a knife to your back. trick them into thinking that you switched their knife with your fake knife get out of their grib and then point it at their back.
Ook
39. Do you swear?
no
40. Do your parents know you swear
I don’t swear
41. What is open on your computer?
fanfiction
42. Who’s the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Hamster; Youre a meanie to me XP
43. Where are you?
In my house
44. Look up. Now look back. What did you see?
The roof
45. What’s the last thing you ate?
choccies
46. What's your personality like?
I don’t know
47. Who do you have a crush on and will never have a chance with?
Hamster
48. What was the last thing you thought?
Why does this quiz keep asking me who I like
49. Do you sleep walk?
no
50. Do you sleep talk?
sometimes
51. What’s the worst dream you’ve ever had?
drowning and not being able to save my family
52. Say “George Bush”. What's the first thing that comes to your mind?
a person
53. You now have a million dollars. What do you do?
get books, music stuffs, art stuffs, buy presents for poor people, give rest to charity
54. What are you eating/drinking right now?
air
55. What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
a book
56. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?
I don’t have a globe
57. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?.
smile - Book Thief by Markus Zusak
58. What can you hear right now?
music
59. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself
Hiiiiiiiiiii bunny
60. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?.
Pitch Perfect
62. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What’s the first thing you see?
bunny
Whats the last book you read?
Book Thief
What's on your T.V right now?
Pitch Perfect
Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?
Hamster; Meanie
Where are you?
Neptune
What's your personality like?
depressing
What was the last thing you thought?
thoughts
Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?
sunglasses
What are you eating/drinking right now?
Air
What are you writing RIGHT NOW?
a book
Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?
Jesse Owens had just completed the 4 x 100m relay and won his- Book Thief by Markus Zusak
What's it like being you?
ehhh
What are your thoughts on writing?
cool
What music are you listening to?
Fix you-Coldplay
What color are the walls of the room you are in?
White
Do you know who the governor of your state is?
No
Anything else?
TEAM LEO!!!!
What's your favorite number?
2
What does your user name mean?
AoDwgy
What is your favorite Disney movie?
Tangled
If you could be any book character, who would you be
uhhhhhh... Piper Mcclain
funny things
if electricty comes from electrons does that mean morality comes from morons
when life hands you lemons throw them back and say make your own damn lemonade
when you die in an elevator rember to press the UP! BUTTON
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The only reason I'm here is because heaven wouldn't have me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!
If you are against racism, copy this onto your profile. THE ONLY RACE IS HUMANITY!
If you LOVE reading, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want this dang war to end, copy and paste it into your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've ever burst out laughing in a silent room over something that happened yesterday, copy and paste this into your profile.
95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your profile
98% of teens would be screaming and crying if the Jonas Brothers were on the top of the Empire State Building, preparing to jump. If you're one of the 2% who would bring 3-D glasses, popcorn, and gather all of your friends to start chanting "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!", copy this into your profile.
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. ( I'm the 1% )
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.
ACTUAL PRODUCT LABELS:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (ohhh... I NEED 2 READ LABELS MORE).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Cool, we dont have to buy it then right?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really??????? i didnt know that...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because????)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (No s*t Sherlock)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thats how you do it...)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
TO ALL MY FRIENDS:
1. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
2. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
3. When you are confused, I will use little words.
4. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
5. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...
7.When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
10 Ways To Annoy People
1. Go Into A Grocery Store And Follow Someone Around Asking, "Guess What?"
2. Go Into A Department Store And Sneak Up On Somebody Who Is Talking On A Cell Phone And Whisper, "Who're Ya Talkin' To?" And When They Say, "Hey Dude, Can I Have A Little Privacy Please?" You Say, "No, 'Cause You're In Public, Bud. You Can't Have Privacy In Public!"
3. Do The Old Trick When You Put Dog Crap In A Bag Then Set It On Fire, And Leave It On Somebody's Doorstep. So If They're Going To Try To Stomp It Out, They Have To Get Dog Crap All Over Their Shoe.
4. Prank Call The Same Person Over And Over Asking Them What Color Their Underwear Is.
5. If You're A Guy, You'll Love This One. Go Into Hot Topic And Pretend To Have A Heart-attack, And When A Hot Blonde Does CPR, Start Kissing Her. (Warning: This One Can Get You Slapped And Maybe A Butt-whooping From Her Boyfriend)
6. Go Into A Public Restroom And Use The Toilet Paper As A Mummy Wrap, And Jump Out Screaming, "Boo!"
7. Come Running Out Of A Restroom Saying To Random People, "Whoa Dude! Come See The Size Of The One I Just Made!"
8. Noisily Chew Gum Behind Someone Who Is Trying To Read, And When They Turn Around, Spit It Out And Hold It Out To Them And Say, "Hey, Want Some? It's Watermelon!"
9. Go Into The Toy Section And Leave A 'Used Diaper' On The Ground And Say, "The Dolly Had An Accident."
10. Go Into A Mall At Christmas Time And Pull Off Santa's Beard Screaming, "Holy Cow! It's A Fake! He Ain't Real!"
Random Sayings:
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend...because they're shaper then knives.
ADOST: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
God made men first, then he had a better idea!
Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.
You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades.
Relax. Nothing is ok.
Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many.
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
If you can stay calm when everything around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
You don't have to be faster than the bear; you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?"
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive.
Whoever said "words don't hurt" have obviously never had a hard-backed encyclopedia hurled at their head.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends poke you with straws.
Earth is full. Go home.
Flying is very simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
PMS - Possible Murder Suspect
As I lay in bed looking at the twinkling stars above me, I think, "Where the hell is my ceiling?"
I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.
Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.
I'm only mean to people who tell me to be nice!
Curiosity killed whoever got in my way.
I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Smile. It scares people.
An overly-positive attitude may not be enough to solve a problem, but it sure ticks people off enough for it to be worth it!
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life? WHY THE HECK ARE YOU SCARED?!
The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of a fast approaching train.
Taste the rainbow - Eat CRAYONS!
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'
People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.
The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas...
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you
Nine out of the ten voices in my head agree that I'm insane. The tenth is off chasing cars.
The voices in my head don’t like you.
If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
Why in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
When your mom leaves you in the car alone for a few minutes, everyone outside immediately become rapist.
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window or break down a door.
I used to have a life but, that was before video games! (and fanfiction)
The evening news always starts off by saying 'Good Evening' and then proceed to tell you exactly why it isn't.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?
Normality will be restored as soon as we're sure what it is.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.
Never doubt the power of an extremely pissed off woman
Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.
Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.
If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A DUCK!
I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.
Brunettes make better psychos ;)
Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
WARNING: Jumping into toxic waste does not give you super powers
BAD spellers of the world 'UNTIE!
I'm not crazy, my reality is just different than yours.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but then it gets boring, so I go back to being me.
When nothing goes right... go left.
I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me.
It's a beautiful day, now watch some idiot screw it up.
OOOH.. DRAMA! Let's get popcorn!
Do NOT interrupt me when I am talking to myself.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems...
Do it today! It might be illegal tomorrow!
You! Off my planet!
The first sign of madness is talking to yourself. The second is when the voices in your head answer back.
Allow me to introduce my selves.
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
And to think you are the result of millions of years of evolution.
There's nothing that can't be fixed with duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over.
Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Not all men are annoying. . . . Some are dead.
Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.
Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
Make like a guillotine and head off.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
I stopped fighting my inner demons quite some time ago. We're on the same side now.
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie, at least make one of them pretty.
All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now.
WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus.
If I throw a stick, will you go away?
Best friends know how stupid you are and still choose to be with you in public.
I am NOT saying you’re stupid...I'm just implying it.
Don't try to out-weird me-- I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.
You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
You say 'crazy' like it's a bad thing.
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do, kill me?
When in doubt, make up words!
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? Congress? Thought so.
I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.
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When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Being mature is overrated.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I see regular people!
I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls.
Smile... it confuses people.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
Don't yawn in the shower. You might drown. -Bill Cosby
The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.
There's a ME in AWESOME but there's also a WE.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.
Slinky Escalator = Endless fun
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.
Palm Reader: -gasp- "You're going to die. But don't worry, you'll live through it."
Therapist = The/rapist (scary thought -shudder-)
Excuse me. Have you seen my sanity? I think I've lost it...
I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.
I call you squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my squishy! -Dory from Finding Nemo
I can resist anything but temptation.
The best place to hide is in plain sight.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a MySpace, copy and paste this into your profile.
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. If you agree copy and paste this on your profile.
I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman"
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If you could read that put it in your profile!
You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM LEO!
You say Bella, I say THALIA!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say ANNABETH!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
REMEMBER WHEN ..
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress
Be yourself. That's crazy enough.
You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. I guess I can settle for second place.
They say guns don't kill people. People kill people. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG!" i don't think you'd kill many people
Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is.
I have animal magnetism-- when I go outside, squirrels stick to my sleeves.
The trouble with real life is that there is no background music
I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere
Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.
Forecast for tonight: darkness
If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you do?
I am reading a most interesting book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
How come when you mix water with sugar, you get glue and then when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line
I'm not random I just have many thoughts
I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
If a species is to triumph and prevail, the female of the species must be more deadly than the male.
Don't ever argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and beat you through experience.
To oppose something is to maintain its existence.
If people lead, the leaders will follow.
Some people are born great, some people achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
If you had a life you would stop talking about mine
We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!
Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies
Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner.
People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs
There is no great genius without a mixture of madness
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.
Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.
Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense
When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.
I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!
Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway.
I have a dream and in it, something eats you.
Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?!
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!
Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll.
By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life
I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday
Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!
Wherever there is life there is love
Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks?
Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses!
When you call us * we just look at each other and crack up, because we knew that WAAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE YOU DID!
I'm smiling cause I'm your sister, I'm laughing cause theres nothing you can do about it!
If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!!
Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water!
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
A clean house is a sign of a broken computer
I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.
To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Dang you must be kidding...
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked "brightness," but it doesn't work.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
Being weird is like being normal, only better.
I'm not a perfect hair doesn't always stay in place and i spill thing a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and I sometimes have a broken heat. My friends and I sometimes fight and maybe somedays don't go right. But when I think about it and take a step back. I remember how amazing life truly is and maybe. Just maybe. I like being unperfect.
avorite Hunger game quotes:
"It takes ten times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart" -Finnck Odair
"Always"-Peeta
"You love me.Real or not real"Peeta "Real" Katniss
"I'm not just a piece of their game" Peeta
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm a GOOD ACTOR/ ACTRESS, so I MUST be lie a lot.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be snobby,
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be emo
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I DON'T CRY MUCH so I MUST have no heart
Don't you hate stereotypes?
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)
On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)
On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)
On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)
A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)
A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)
A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)
A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)
A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)
A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)
A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)
A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)
A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.)
A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...)
A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)
A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)
A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)
A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)
A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)
A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.)
An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)
An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)
A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)
A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)
On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
WHAT AM I?
PREP
You own a cell phone.
You own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.
You own an iPod/MP3 player.
You love Starbucks.
You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house
Total : 3
GOTHIC
Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.
You've shopped at Hot Topic.
You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.
Total : 5
PUNK
You can skateboard.
You've worn plaid.
You like Converse
You hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.
Total : 6
GEEK
You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter
You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick.
Total : 9
EMO
You cut yourself over depression
You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily
You like emo music.
You hate being called emo.
You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
You have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot
Total : 9
GHETTO/GANGSTA
You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or alot
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance
Total : 4
HARDCORE/SCENE
You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear slip-on shoes.
You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco (does one song count?)
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it. (A compliment!)
You love to "hardcore" dance hair has been died more than 1 color
Total: 4
ATHLETIC
You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.
Your garage consists of sports equipment
You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp
You have a specific number (I have a lucky number. No, I won't tell you what it is! That would take away the luckyness.)
Total : 2
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If mint chocolate chip ice cream is REALLY YUMMY, copy and paste this into your profile.
94% of teenage girls would scream and die if Edward Cullen was found on top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy this onto your profile if you'd be part of the 6% laughing with a bag of popcorn in one hand, a video camera in the other hand, yelling into a bullhorn you stole from a rabid fangirl, " JUMP, YOU SPARKLY FAIRY! "
Just because she once liked Percy doesn't make her the worst girl in the series! If you think people should stop hating on Rachel Dare, copy and paste
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
10 Facts About You
1. You're reading this right now
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking right now
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
How much am I worth?
Natural Hair Color:
[X]Brown - $100
[ ]Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other - $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
Brown - $50 [X]
Green - $75 [ ]
Blue - $150 [ ]
Hazel - $100 [ ]
Other - $15 [ ]
Total so far: $150
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - 570$
[X] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
under 5'4 0$ ]
Total so far: $225
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $325
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ]Second born - $150- ]
Middle child - $100 [ ]
Last Born - $100 [ ]
Third born - $550 [ ]
Fourth born - $300 [ ]
Fifth born - $400 [ ]
Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $645
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] Only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600
Total so far: $1245
Vision?
[X] perfect vision - $400
[ ] need or have glasses/contacts but don’t wear them - $200
[ ] No correction - $100 ]
Glasses - $50 [ ]
Contacts - $25 [ ]
Surgical correction - $100
Total so far:$1645
Shoe Size: ]
13 - $300 [ ]
12 and a half to 13 - $250 [ ]
11 to 12 - $400 [ ]
7 to 10 - $500 [X]
Under 7- $450
Total so far: $2145
Favorite Colors (multiple):
Green - $750 [X]
Red - $600 [ ]
Black - $100 [X]
Yellow -$475 [ ]
Brown - $300 ]
Purple - $225 [ ]
White - $400 [X]
Aqua - $350 [X]
Orange - $300 ]
Blue - $300 [X]
Pink - $100 [ ]
Other - $500 [ ]
Total: $3745
Did you use a calculator to add it all up? [ ] Yes - $0 [X]Nope - add $1000 ] some - $750 [ ]
Final Total: 4745
Did you know? Before you go to sleep at night there is 1 person from the opposite rainbow, thinking of you, they want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they're always thinking about you before they go to sleep at night and they are longing to be with you. This is all true not fake. If you repost this on your page within 5 mins, that person who is longing to approach you will approach you in a month and ask you out or grab you and kiss you but if you break this chain no one will like you or ask you out for 45 years
Dear bullies,
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.
See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying.
What a Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad, Follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her whats wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite shirt, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, She really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, Bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, Don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, She still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is, "Who's butt am I kicking?"
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done? Yeah I guess so…
If so scroll down (don't cheat- -)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completly in love with this person.
2. If you choose
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservitive and agressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be great, and you will go through lots of drama and heartbreak, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on in a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides with you and would do anything for you, but may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you will have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come before your next birthday
Things you should never say to the Olympians...
Zeus: You know, if this were Egypt, Apollo would be a higher rank than you.
Hera: I've been divorced four times WHERE WERE YOU?!?
Poseidon: Where else am I supposed to dump my oil and toxic waste?
Demeter: you know "Going Green" is just a fad, right?
Ares: PEACE, MAN!!!
Athena: I blame you for my F in kindergarten!
Apollo: Solar power does not work.
Artemis: You should really get a boyfriend, you might actually like it
Hephaestus: I think all our problems root from computers. Too much technology.
Aphrodite: You b*h!
Hermes: If you’re the god of roads, why is there so much stand-still traffic?
Dionysus: You should really go to an AA meeting, you might benefit from it
Hades: what did you think of 'The Sixth Sense'?