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Pin Book/1998 film fanfiction. GAY SEX!Misc. Books, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, favs: 1, 2/3/2022
Shelton is GAY!
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Child's Play, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 3k+, 11/16/2020
1 The Gang Green Bang
The Gang Green Gang act on their sadistic desires. LOLPowerpuff Girls, M, English, Humor, words: 3k+, 9/10/2019, Ace, Grubber, Professor Utonium, Snake
Cumellow
A How to Eat Fried Worms fanfiction. The boys have a different set of rules in mind for their little worm eating contest. A new take on the actual events in the film! (JOKE FIC: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!)(WARNING:NASTY SHIT AND FAGS INSIDE!)Misc. Movies, M, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 8k+, 6/19/2018
1 American Fag
Steve and Snot want to graduate from being semi-virgins, but first they need to practice their d*ck game so they can attract hot chicks! They come to one logical solution. Steve/Snot Slash JOKE FIC: YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!American Dad, M, English, Humor & Friendship, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 5, 5/16/2018, Steve S.
1I'M JUST GONNA BASH YOUR ASS IN!
There's not much to do at The Overlook Hotel, so Jack finds something fun to do involving ghosts, toys, scat, and his anus. (JOKE FIC: YOU"VE BEEN WARNED)Shining, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 2k+, 4/14/2018
5 Everlasting Cumstopper
Willy and Slugworth have a lot of of time alone together in that BIG chocolate factory. During that time they've established a SEXY relationship. Try not to cum challenge. Read at your own risk.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 5, follows: 1, 4/12/2018, Willy Wonka
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Alucard vs The Cullens »
Alucard has a job to kill a sparkling family of vampires.Hellsing & Twilight, T, English, Humor & Supernatural, chapters: 3, words: 8k+, favs: 151, follows: 63, updated: 2/28/2016 published: 3/26/2014, Alucard, Bella, Carlisle, Edward
1 Undisturbed date
Ippo and Kumi go on a day date. And nothing terrible seems to happen.Fighting Spirit, K+, English, Friendship & Romance, words: 879, favs: 4, follows: 3, 12/28/2015
9 Yamcha's Done
Yamcha realizes nothing in his life goes well for him, after a night of drinking he confronts Bulma and finds something that will make their relationship change forever. (WARNING:RATED M CONTENT AHEAD) (ANOTHER WARNING: POTENTIAL TIME RUINER!)Dragon Ball Z, M, English, Humor & Tragedy, words: 1k+, 12/17/2014, Bulma, Yamcha
11Seras Lover Her Master »
Seras gets killed by Alucard, but no matter what, she keeps coming back, and she's the most deadly yandere ever... Can Alucard, Integra and Walter escape her clutches? WARNING: THIS MIGHT WASTE YOUR TIME IF YOU READ THIS! I'M WRITING THIS FOR THE FUN OF BEING A WEIRDO!Hellsing, M, English, Humor & Horror, chapters: 3, words: 5k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, updated: 3/29/2014 published: 3/26/2014, Alucard, Seras