A lot of people seem to have a hard time understanding this but I take the way too cliche stories and turn them interesting.

Hi people!!! My name is... actually that's classified.

I'm deadeadead

Just to get this straight, 1) I am dead. 2) Candy is awesome 3) this account is dead.

So... K, then...

...Hi! Welcome to my profile!!! I'm a little strange, so just go along and pretend you totally understand what I'm saying.

I'm a HUGE procrastinator, which is probably why you don't see me do very many things... and why I don't update TOO often :P

If you're bored just PM me. I won't ever reply... because this account is dead.

Grumpy people:

Hi!!!! Nice to meet you. If you don't like my profile, shut up, and go away. Not that hard!

Anyways...

I LOVE CANDY!!

But that doesnt matter bc this account is dead.