I, Mary Hooper, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

I have joined the review revolution.

20-something female living in the frigid north and working in a library.

As a rule I don't read rated "M" scenes in fanfiction for tv series or for movies because I am uncomfortable with the objectification of the actors' bodies. This is not to say that I won't read some stories themselves . . . I just skip over the sex scenes. More power to you if you forewarn people in the author's note too. I'm a huge fan of the fade to black ;) and as such you won't be getting any of those scenes from me.

I almost always review if I read a story (if I'm reading a lot of story at once I'll more likely than not just review the last chapter with a more detailed review.) The only time I won't review is if I think your story is really bad. I'm very much a "if you can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" sort of person. I'm always more than willing to offer constructive criticism and I'd love to beta someday!

"Anderson, face the other way, you're putting me off."

Books: Ramona Quimby Series, Girl of Fire and Thorns, Seven Kingdoms, Mediator Series, Harry Potter, 1-800-WHERE-R-U, Georgia Nicholson, Dustlands, Matched Trilogy, Maze Runner, The Infernal Devices, The Mortal Instruments, Hunger Games Trilogy, Nancy Drew Mysteries, A Northern Light, Walk Two Moons.

Television: 30 Rock, The Office, Parks and Recreation,The Mindy Project, Drop Dead Diva, Community, The Middle, Boy Meets World, Sherlock, Doug.