Why Kira really loves Odo One Shot: Kira feels guilty when she falls for the Charms of Captain Sisko. Warning: Includes some light sexual content and references, thus the M rating.
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine, M, English, Parody & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, 2/22, Kira N., Odo, B. Sisko
3EMPIRE OF DREAMS A love poem to the Galactic Empire. I originally wrote this as a song in an imp-centric story. But T thought I would post it individually.
Star Wars, K, English, Poetry, words: 157, favs: 1, 4/17/2019
15 The Man She Really Loved ONE SHOT - When Georgie Lane visits captain James in the rehabilitation centre after the events in Belize, he makes an emotional declarartion to her. But it is not what she feared or expected. An alternative version of episode 5 of the Nigeria, Belize and Bangladesh tour. (Note: This is NOT a CJ/GL pairing story)
Our Girl, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 2k+, favs: 2, follows: 4, 11/10/2018
34 Creepy Captain James - The Medic Man ONE SHOT - No, this is not a belated Halloween story. I mean the other sort of creepy. After completing her medic training, new Our Girl Maizie Richards receives an unexpected and disturbing proposition. An attempt at a humorous parody/ Romance of the show.
Our Girl, T, English, Parody & Romance, words: 2k+, favs: 4, follows: 5, 11/4/2018, Captain James, Maisie Richards, Rab Kalil
20 Band of Sisters - The Lost Stormtrooper Company » Unbeknown to most, there was one Stormtrooper company in the Palpatine era that was made up almost exclusively of women. That company was wiped out during the destruction of Alderaan. This is the story of the company's last five days before its annihilation. Told in reverse chronological order.
Star Wars, T, English, Drama & Tragedy, chapters: 18, words: 63k+, favs: 14, follows: 14, updated: 1/30/2018 published: 6/17/2013, Stormtroopers, OC
38 The Fifth Way » When Shepard is on the Citadel at the end of ME3, the Catalyst tells her to choose from four bad options. But on that fateful Halloween night, another ghostly image of the hooded young boy appears before her and offers to reveal the truth about the Catalyst, the Crucible and the Reapers. Will Shepard discover a fifth way to end the Reaper threat?
Mass Effect, K, English, Drama & Supernatural, chapters: 16, words: 26k+, favs: 59, follows: 64, updated: 1/26/2018 published: 10/12/2014, J. Garson, Ashley W., Mordin S., Catalyst
5 XCOM recruitment poster ONE-SHOT - Want to travel the world and meet new species? Then join Xcom now!
X-Com, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 169, favs: 11, follows: 2, 11/15/2015
3 Yamatai - Warrior of the Goddess ONE-SHOT - Why does Lara Croft have such exceptional physical abilities? What are the reasons for the strange occurrences on the island of Yamatai? How did Matriarch Benezia commence her descent into indoctrination? Asari research assistant, Rana Thanoptis, witnessed it all.
Tomb Raider & Mass Effect, T, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, words: 3k+, favs: 27, follows: 11, 11/8/2015, Lara Croft, Benezia
146 Loyal soldier of the Empire - Journal of an Imperial Stormtrooper » You do not need to know my name. My name is not of concern. All you need to know is that I am, and always will be, a loyal servant of the Galactic Empire. We are the imperial stormtroopers of the Emperor. We enforce only one law: Obedience to the Emperor. There is only one punishment for failure: Death. (A New Hope from the perspective of a Stormtrooper).
Star Wars, M, English, Sci-Fi & Drama, chapters: 41, words: 139k+, favs: 154, follows: 123, updated: 5/7/2014 published: 4/2/2013, Stormtroopers, OC
9 Conspiracy between enemies ONE SHOT - In ANH Vader lets Leia escape in the hope of finding and destroying the rebel base. But the plan back-fires and the Death Star is destroyed. The story of Leia's incredible escape creates the legend of Luke Skywalker and results in rumours of stormtrooper incompetence. Vader and Leia know the story is based on a lie. But both have their reasons for covering up the truth.
Star Wars, K, English, Drama & Sci-Fi, words: 3k+, favs: 34, follows: 16, 3/8/2014, Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Grand Moff Tarkin
The Mystic Void » Fleeing for his life, Spike travels to post Apocalyptic Seattle hoping to hide himself in the Mystic Void; a place where, unlike a Hell Mouth, mystical energy is at its weakest. But instead of finding easy pickings among the vulnerable human population, Spike finds himself confronted by a new threat: The Transgenics. (Post S5. Buffy is dead). Includes vamp killings and sirings.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dark Angel, M, English, Adventure & Horror, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 2, follows: 3, updated: 12/29/2013 published: 6/27/2013, Spike, Willow R., Max, Alec
7 Hangin' in the Hangar » A couple of unrelated parody one-shots between Jake and Quaritch in the Hangar. M rating is for heavy sexual innuendo in the second chapter.
Avatar, M, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 6, follows: 2, updated: 10/27/2013 published: 1/21/2013, Jake S., M. Quaritch
13Tough love with Jake and Neytiri (Parody stories) » This is a series of short one-shot parodies featuring Jake and Neytiri. The stories are unrelated and not in any order. Some may feature the same scene. Please note that none of these stories will be romantic, except incidentally.
Avatar, T, English, Parody & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 7, updated: 10/26/2013 published: 3/17/2013, [Jake S., Neytiri]
1 Wanderer One shot Cross-Over between Sucker Punch and the 2013 movie The Host. After Babydoll parts ways with Sweet Pea at the end of Sucker Punch, she wakes up in a strange new world where she does not control her own body. She finds that she has become a host to another soul. A soul called Wanda. Based on the end of both movies.
Host & Sucker Punch, K+, English, Friendship & Hurt/Comfort, words: 3k+, favs: 4, follows: 2, 9/16/2013, Wanderer/Wanda, Babydoll, Sweet Pea
12 Nothing's over while I'm still breathing » Jake faces Quaritch in the final battle. But the fight doesn't go as Jake expected...Two separate parody one-shots with alternative takes on the final battle between Jake and Quaritch.
Avatar, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 7, follows: 2, updated: 9/13/2013 published: 2/3/2013, M. Quaritch, Jake S.
Angel Delight ONE SHOT: Michelle from American Pie thought she would have fun when she magically switched places with Willow. Instead, she found it boring and frustrating. Until her final night in Sunnydale, when she found herself alone with the brooding Angel. Includes some sexual content and references (although not too explicit). Thus M rating. Some readers may find characters a little OOC.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & American Pie, M, English, Parody & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 1, 7/2/2013, Angel, Buffy S.
3 Symmetries - From Pandora to Panem » In the future state of Panem, Peeta Mellark and Katniss Everdeen are in the midst of the cruelty and tragedy of the 74th Hunger Games. Unbeknown to the two tributes from district 12, they will receive help from an unexpected force from a world far far away. A force that will bring them together and help them in their fight to survive.
Hunger Games & Avatar, T, English, Friendship & Adventure, chapters: 18, words: 25k+, favs: 15, follows: 9, updated: 5/1/2013 published: 2/9/2013, Peeta M., Katniss E., Neytiri, Tsu'tey
7 The Ikran Salesman Jake must choose an Ikran. One Ikran looks promising. But how can Jake be sure it is the right choice? (Warning: Silly humour).
Avatar, K, English, Parody & Humor, words: 699, favs: 7, follows: 2, 3/21/2013, Jake S.
2 Yes, you did sign up for this sh t Trudy didn't sign up to fire on the Na'vi. Or did she...? Who would have guessed that Wainfleet was an employment law expert. Be warned: Wainfleet is (mostly) OOC in this story.
Avatar, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 860, favs: 7, follows: 2, 3/17/2013, L. Wainfleet, Trudy C.
4 Peace, love and RDA lites Pandora is on the brink of war. But there is one thing that can bring eternal love and lasting peace: RDA lite cigarettes.
Avatar, T, English, Parody & Humor, words: 871, favs: 4, 3/17/2013, Grace A., M. Quaritch, Parker S.