59 Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 79, follows: 10, 8/9/2011, Legolas, Aragorn
62 Leave It to Beavers » A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 2, words: 7k+, favs: 71, follows: 11, updated: 7/30/2007 published: 7/23/2007, Aragorn, Legolas
509Strange Alliances » A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion, K+, English, Humor, chapters: 44, words: 91k+, favs: 178, follows: 84, updated: 11/20/2006 published: 8/13/2005
110 Only a Scratch Legolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as 'only a scratch'. We all know what that really means... A parody.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 207, follows: 17, 11/7/2006, Erestor, Legolas
57 Curse of the Elf and Ranger Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 85, follows: 12, 8/15/2006, Elrond, Aragorn
84 Wyze Lies » Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Drama & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 22k+, favs: 31, follows: 11, updated: 8/14/2006 published: 6/20/2006, Erestor, Glorfindel
62 Therapy "I wish you and I had met in our natural environment," Legolas said, "because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild."'
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 94, follows: 11, 4/1/2006, Legolas, Aragorn
35 Among the Mumakil Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor & Drama, words: 5k+, favs: 34, follows: 6, 1/2/2006, Glorfindel, Erestor
97 Happy Hunting Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 142, follows: 21, 10/8/2005, Elrond
35 Concluding Negotiations What led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn's thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 144, favs: 22, follows: 4, 9/21/2005, Aragorn
80 Red Ink Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Drama & Horror, words: 2k+, favs: 83, follows: 13, 6/21/2005, Glorfindel, Erestor
74 The Great Balrog Conspiracy What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Drama, words: 4k+, favs: 69, follows: 11, 6/21/2005, Erestor
79 All About Elrond Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 91, follows: 12, 4/23/2005, Elrond, Erestor
327 Traditional Recipes for Disaster » When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, chapters: 14, words: 36k+, favs: 240, follows: 33, updated: 4/19/2005 published: 1/17/2005, Glorfindel, Erestor
99 Harold A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor, words: 901, favs: 189, follows: 28, 4/6/2005, Glorfindel, Erestor
72 Valentine's Day Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. "What's going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?" Erestor smirked. "Not yet," he said.'
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Drama & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 98, follows: 19, 2/14/2005, Legolas
45 Pass the Palantir AU in Poetic Form. Moviebased. While wrestling with the Palantir, Aragorn accidentally drops it on Pippin's head. Warning: Some violence and character death.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Poetry, words: 362, favs: 18, follows: 1, 12/20/2004, Peregrin T., Aragorn
89 Times of Trial There's nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 137, follows: 16, 11/18/2004, Aragorn, Legolas
23 Death After her pledge to Aragorn, Arwen seeks to understand the consequence of her choice. Glorfindel makes an appearance.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 38, follows: 6, 11/8/2004, Arwen U., Glorfindel
153 Diversions Aragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Humor & Parody, words: 697, favs: 223, follows: 19, 10/16/2004, Legolas, Aragorn