Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
All I want is to be believed in...
90% of teens today would die if Facebook had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are of the 10% that would die laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. Note that 100% of the human population dies.
99% of the world's population is obsessed with the "Twilight" Sagas. If you're part of the 1% who isn't, paste this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, Shark fining, Dog Fighting etc.) then copy this into your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (I know the Guardians aren't real...But sometimes when I'm lonely [all the time ;A;] I like to think they're talking to me through my mind...crazy, I know.)
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Divinity!)
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it,copy and paste this to your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (OH MY GLOB YES.)
If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.
If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have authors you respect,copy and paste this to your profile
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile!
If you're both insane, copy this into your profile. (Haha, you know it!)
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (Do I need anymore proof? :3)
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are addicted to Fan-Fiction, copy this.
If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. (Giant Carrots chased me across the Atlantic.)
If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's may not be apparent to YOU but it's apparent to ME!)
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (I can't stand rap.)
If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large solid object even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile. (Walked into a wall. ;-;)
If you know what lshmsfoaidmt stands for, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you would like to know what lshmsfoaidmt stands for, copy and paste this into your profile. (laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and i drop my taco ;3)
If you want to make up one of these, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed so hard you sat there like a retarded seal, flapping your arms everywhere, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you and your friend(s) have at least on inside joke that no one else would find funny, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have every fallen on your face while going UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever brought a bag of pennies to the mall, just to leave them everywhere and listen to all the people yelling "All day you'll have good luck", copy and paste this into your profile. (All the freaking time!! :D)
Cαllιηg мє WEAK ωση't мαкє уσυ STRONG,
Cαllιηg мє UGLY ωση't мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
Cαllιηg мє MEAN ωση't мαкє уσυ NICE,
Cαllιηg мє WEIRD ωση't мαкє уσυ COOL,
Cαllιηg мє NERDY ωση't мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
Callιηg мє BORING ωση't мαкє уσυ FUN,
Callιηg мє SHY ωση't мαкє уσυ OUTGOING,
Cαllιηg мє FAKE ωση't мαкє уσυ REAL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...
єνєяу ιηѕυlt уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηlу нυяtιηg YOU!
When life offers lemons, make Grape Juice, then just sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Duct Tape is like the Force: It has a Light Side, and Dark Side, and it holds the universe together
Don't knock on Death's Door; rind the doorbell, and RUN. He HATES that.
Flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Whoever said that nothing is impossible, obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.
It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to punch them. Do it. DO IT!
If you're one of those people who realizes that a frying pan is actually a sufficient weapon, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have a tenancy to talk to yourself post this into your profile.
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have ever tried to make plans for World Domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every minute of it, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two goose are geese, the why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, then why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (I'm not random, my brain just thinks quicker than yours :3)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.
Whats stronger than a platypus? Two of them! If you agree, Copy and paste this onto your profile
If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are crying about a funeral, sad movie, ect, and you've burst out laughing for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever done the opposite of what someone told you to do copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own theme song you hum to yourself all the time, Copy and Paste this onto your profile.
Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you happen to understand this mundanely ridiculous fact, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !!
*A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut. No-one knows she was raped at 13. People call a girl fat. No-one knows she has a serious disease which causes her to be over weight. People call an old man ugly. No-one knows he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you're against bullying and stereotyping. 95% of you won't.
You Know That You Are An Author If...
You take the book you are reading EVERYWHERE.
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'. 5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'. 7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'. 8.) Don't use any punctuation. 9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat. Make sure to keep a serious face. 11.) Specify that your drive through order is 'to-go'. 12.) Sing along at the Opera. 13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom. 17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!' 18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19.) Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." (I would do all of these if i worked at an office :3 for those of you who do, do them for me please!)
Anger is one letter short of danger.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, C & P into your profile and add your name to this list: Yendor Tyfo and Pinksaber13, WolvieGrrl, Triplethreat2, Triplethreat3, Falcrow-42
I promise to remember Harry Potter...
I promise to remember Colin Creevey the most hyper photographer ever and a true friend...
I promise to remember Dumbledore who was never afraid of death and loved his family...
I promise to remember Fred Weasley who will greet George in the after-life with the world's greatest joke and who went laughing like a true prankster...
I promise to remember Remus Lupin who was afraid to love but got there in the end...
I promise to remember Nymphadora Tonks who was always full of fun (Don't forget her awesome pink hair)...
I promise to remember Cedric Diggory who only wanted to make his father proud...
I promise to remember The Marauders who always managed to have fun (Mischief managed!)
I promise to remember Fabian and Gideon Prewett who fought like heros 'till the end...
I promise to remember Severus Snape who put his life on the line every day and who protected Harry for the love of his life...
I promise to remember Lily and James Potter who died to protect their only son...
I promise to remember Alice and Frank Longbottom who gave their health and sanity for the world's saftey...
And most importantly I promise to remember The Golden Trio and Dumbldore's Army who stood along side their friends no matter what and fought even more bravely than the Order of The Phoenix...
Oh yes, I promise to remember Harry Potter...
The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. MWAHAHAHAAA!!!
Anyone wants to kick someones butt, but not for bullying reason, C&P this on your Profile and add your name to the list: Triplethreat123, Falcrow-42
WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
People are either signing up for Team Edward or Team Jacob. If you're signed up for Team I-Don't-Give-a-Crap-About-That-Mushy-Gunk-Known-Only-As-Twilight, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Lady Lilane, Meta Knight LOVER, metaknight4ever, Invisibool, BerriGurl, StarrKiwi, StoriesAreMagic, Triplethreat123, Falcrow-42
What you call insanity, I call INSPIRATION!!!
Roses are red, bacon is also red. Poetry is hard... BACON.
Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!
The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.
If part of you is completely calm and the other part wants you to stand on your head, cross your eyes, and sing theme songs, put this on your profile.
Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.
Life is a Rollercoaster... and mine needs desperate repairs!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the Up button.
My friends are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.
Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed, I'm not a can!
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown, too?
You called me a jerk. A jerk is a tug, a tug is a boat, a boat goes on water, water is nature, and nature is beautiful. Thank you for the compliment.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been attacked in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Be honored to serve such a leader who loves us.
If you believe in God and Jesus Christ His son...
Then copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..." IF YOU LOVE GOD, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
What if you woke up today, with only the things you thanked God for yesterday?