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Hermione and Malfoy reconnect at Ron's wedding. What could go wrong?Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 18k+, favs: 329, follows: 271, updated: 10/5/2021 published: 9/8/2021, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
625 Fire and Whiskey »
Draco finds himself living a Muggle lifestyle, up to and including purchasing a smartphone and using a dating app made for Muggle-borns and Half-bloods. There, he stumbles upon the profile of the last witch he had ever expected to find. (Inspired by one of my earlier works, Vibrations. Also inspired by Tinder lmao).Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 8, words: 14k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 10/24/2019 published: 6/1/2017, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
484Afterlife »
Hermione and Draco are tasked with an undercover mission on the other side of the world. They must pose as a pair of Muggle newlyweds in order to find and take down the wizarding world's newest threat — a group of Muggles known as The Collective.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 27, words: 108k+, favs: 364, follows: 739, updated: 7/8/2019 published: 11/20/2017, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
44Say My Name
Hermione is trapped in a world where magic doesn't exist and where she's the sole guardian of a troubled young boy called Teddy. One day a mysterious stranger by the name of Draco enters her life, and opens her eyes to a world she didn't know existed. (Doctor!Hermione/Unspeakable!Draco)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 12k+, favs: 93, follows: 233, 5/28/2018, [Draco M., Hermione G.] Teddy L.
61 Lips
Hermione and Draco share a moment in the corridor. (Eighth year, possible one-shot).Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 165, follows: 95, 1/6/2018, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
365 Skin »
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 5, words: 16k+, favs: 988, follows: 768, updated: 9/20/2017 published: 5/14/2015, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
72 Do you think about it, too?
"I think about turning you around, pressing your body against that bookshelf, and watching your eyes fill with shock before I make you forget why you ever hated me."Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 251, follows: 193, 7/1/2016, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
79The Quiet One »
There was a boy in Slytherin whose story was never told. (Loads of Theomione ahead. This story cured my writer's block. Yaaaay!)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 73, follows: 199, updated: 12/3/2015 published: 8/23/2015, [Hermione G., Theodore N.] Harry P., Draco M.
242Crimson & Clover »
A collection of (naughty and shamelessly unresolved) drabbles, between our favourite witch and wizard. If any of the drabbles strike your fancy, let me know. I'll see if I can turn them into one-shots, or more.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 19, words: 18k+, favs: 79, follows: 101, updated: 11/23/2015 published: 5/2/2015, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
29 Tonight You're Perfect »
There were some things magic couldn't fix, and the loss of ones virginity was one of them. In a way, she was glad it happened like this. Summer was over. Quidditch Training Camp was to start in a few days. She would never see him again, and the thought of that was both comforting and unsettling, in its own special way. (Two-Shot)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 5k+, favs: 76, follows: 32, updated: 7/2/2015 published: 7/1/2015, [Draco M., Ginny W.]
1k+ Two Can Play »
Malfoy sets off on a quest to seduce the Gryffindor know-it-all herself, Hermione Granger, at the request of an unlikely classmate.Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 37, words: 65k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 6/11/2015 published: 9/21/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
91 Peaches »
Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 31k+, favs: 727, follows: 139, updated: 3/27/2015 published: 3/19/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
1k+ Relationship Status: Pending »
Hermione Granger is edging thirty, accident prone and haplessly single. One night, she decides it would be humourous (and hilariously masochistic) to timeline her failed relationships in a memoir. From losing her v-card in a broom closet, to hooking up in a public loo, to ruining her best friend's wedding - she's done it all. (UNDERGOING REVISION 05/08/2015)Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 57, words: 127k+, favs: 1k+, follows: 687, updated: 2/28/2015 published: 7/9/2014, Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N.
64A Jaunt Down Memory Lane »
During her morning jog around the neighbourhood, Hermione Granger runs into Draco Malfoy. So begins their friendship turned romance.Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 100, follows: 208, updated: 1/17/2015 published: 11/12/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
526 Vibrations »
After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, uHarry Potter, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 6, words: 23k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 735, updated: 11/14/2014 published: 3/10/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
122 Sleeping Beauty II: Taken »
5 years have gone by, and Hermione and Draco are now the proud parents of a beautiful little girl. It seems the only concern in their lives is protecting their bundle of joy and in Draco's case, reigniting the spark that had once consumed them ...and thenHarry Potter, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 19, words: 52k+, favs: 203, follows: 137, updated: 5/8/2014 published: 2/21/2014, [Draco M., Hermione G.]
375 Sleeping Beauty »
The Dark Lord has won. Harry is dead. Draco is tasked with the protection of Hermione Granger, and somehow manages to catch feelings along the way. A dark twist on the classic fairytale. (Warning: Graphic Violence, Sexual Content, and Coarse Language).Harry Potter, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 36, words: 65k+, favs: 770, follows: 476, updated: 2/21/2014 published: 10/18/2013, [Hermione G., Draco M.]