4 Giving away one's daughter - or maybe not Another of my silly fics, this time about Imrahil looking for a husband for his daughter. Rated M for disturbing scene involving Aragorn and Imrahil.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, words: 531, favs: 1, 10/26/2016, Imrahil, Ivriniel, Lothíriel, Eomer
4 When the best laid of plans go awry A short and irreverent take on the Farawyn genre, with side dish of character assassination of Bema's gift to women - Eomer King. Rated M for vulgarity, mature themes and crotch humour.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, words: 1k+, 10/26/2016, Eowyn, Faramir, Eomer, Elfhelm
3 The White Lady's need was dire An intimate moment between Faramir and Eowyn. The White Lady ripped her clothing in her need to have her husband's clever fingers on her body ...
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Family & Romance, words: 143, 9/12/2016, [Eowyn, Faramir]
4The Eyebrows or why Eomer went berserk on the Pellenor A little thing which explains the problems with self control exhibited by the sexy Horselord on the Pellenor. Plus why he looked pissed off and goofy at the same time.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Humor, words: 235, follows: 1, 8/16/2016, Eomer
6 When he saw her kiss with another A Fem!Bilbo/Thorin fic. Bog standard, i.e. Thorin treats Bilba like shit and she hightails it to the Shire immediately after BoftA. A remorseful Thorin later follows her to Hobbiton to find ...
Hobbit, K+, English, Romance & Family, words: 1k+, favs: 13, follows: 6, 8/13/2016, Thorin, Bilbo B.
5 Dwalin - baldy or skinhead? One of the images which repels me from the moronic eye-candy which is The Hobbit by Peter Jackson (I had the misfortune of watching AUJ) is Dwalin's male pattern baldness. Tolkien clearly stated - "dwarves never go bald". This little fic tries to reconcile one of PJ's countless brainfarts with canon. Inspired by kaotic312
Hobbit, K, English, words: 586, favs: 3, follows: 2, 7/11/2016, Dwalin, Balin, Frerin
9 There and Back Again - Again Bilbo never reached Valinor. The Valar sent him back to 1340 to do better this time. Will Bilbo find the courage to tell Thorin how he really felt about him?
Hobbit, T, English, Family & Adventure, words: 2k+, favs: 26, follows: 13, 7/9/2016, Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf, The Eagle-King
23 Azgalia - a tale of maidenly woe » Azgalia always had been different from other maidens of her folk. She found no pleasure in the pain and death they liked to inflict. Once her brutal brother gives her away in marriage to a vanquished foe to establish an alliance, will she find acceptance and love? Would her husband find a place in his heart and bed for her, or will she sleep with the wargs in the kennels?
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 8, words: 9k+, favs: 12, follows: 12, updated: 7/7/2016 published: 5/31/2016, [OC, Fíli] Bolg, Dís
11 Her Mountain Prince » I was listening to a wonderful song from the '70s, "Angelo" by The Brotherhood of Man, and I noticed it fitted the Kiliel theme perfectly! So here is the ficlet the song inspired. It even has Gandalf in it! I don't own anything, my wits included, no infringement of copyright intended, blah-blah
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 3, words: 3k+, updated: 7/4/2016 published: 6/22/2016, [Kíli, Tauriel] OC, Balin
6 No post partum blues Tauriel and Kili had risked all for a single night of passion. So did Fili and Sigrid. Now, over a year later, love and baby feels bloom in Erebor. Kiliel. Figrid. AU movieverse.
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 455, favs: 2, follows: 1, 5/31/2016, [Kíli, Tauriel] [Fíli, Sigrid]
4 Epilogue - a possible outcome I was inspired by the first fic in this section, "Epilogue" by Headman Dine.
Misfile, K, English, Drama & Hurt/Comfort, words: 140, favs: 2, 12/4/2015, [Ash, Emily]
50 Secret Daughter » Some of the stupidest self-insert fics I've seen are about X's "secret daughter". So I decided to venture into this sub-genre myself. A Xth Walker story, so it features the usual suspects. Silmarillion references galore.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 9, words: 14k+, favs: 5, follows: 4, updated: 11/14/2015 published: 5/28/2015, Boromir, Peregrin T., Celeborn, Legolas
2 Indis' nightmare The three lines of the House of Finwe need to be united in marriage. Indis is NOT amused with the proposed solution. Set in the Warg Rider AU by Rogercat, at a certain point in "Sins of the Past". "Some visions are of things yet to pass, some of things that have passed, and some of things which will never be ... "
Silmarillion, K+, English, Family & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 3, 11/12/2015, Indis, OC
14 Will he find me fair? » Her brother had arranged this marriage – to the blond elven prince with cesious globes no less! Yet all the groom had seen of his bride was through the bride's veil which barely hinted at her features. In her wedding bed the maiden despairs if – finally seeing her as she is – will her husband find her attractive? Angst, nuptial jitters. A certain elf prince and OFC
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Romance & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 761, favs: 6, follows: 1, 9/27/2015
4 The hands of the King are the hands of a lover After months of enduring indifference - or worse - from Thorin Bilba finally hears the words she has been yearning for! Can she handle the ensuing emotions? Will her heart cope? A bit tongue in cheek. Fem!Bilbo/Thorin Written to a prompt by "thatbloodyines".
Hobbit, T, English, Drama, words: 511, favs: 6, follows: 5, 7/29/2015, Bilbo B., Thorin, Elvenking Thranduil
6Slave to passion Brudas, a contemporary teenager, dies and is sent by the Valar to change the fate of Arda during the War of the Ring. A story never told before ... because Brudas is a boy! What powers may he wield? What beautiful women (maybe elfettes or dwarfettes) will catch his eye and feel the heat of his gaze? What heroic feats will he perform?
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Adventure, words: 658, favs: 2, follows: 4, 5/22/2015, Arwen U., Eowyn, Galadriel, Lothíriel
12 I was not made for this » In the Grey Havens Cirdan looks upon a grief stricken group on the quay. A young elleth with a broken heart is saying her farewells.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 2, words: 1k+, favs: 1, follows: 1, updated: 5/19/2015 published: 10/4/2014, Elf, Human, OC
12An elf of his word or Legolas' dancing shoes It is the 2nd year of the Fourth age. Legolas comes to Erebor to honour a promise he had made to Tauriel when they had parted ways some 80 years previously.
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Humor, words: 638, favs: 4, follows: 2, 4/29/2015
7 Run down with no escape A wielder of powerful magik's, the beautiful Firiel is being pursued through the danger brimming woods of Middle Earth by an unyielding tracker. She had caught the eye of a certain blond elf of the Mirkwood and he would not take a "no" for answer. What fate will befall Galadriel's secret daughter?
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Drama, words: 827, favs: 8, follows: 4, 3/15/2015, [OC, Legolas]
13An unexpected end to an unexpected journey A fact often forgotten is WHO exactly brought up Elrond. Two sons of Feanor. Maedhros and Maglor. Blood splattered Kinslayers. Butchers of elves. Murdurers of children. How could such upbringing affect the Company of Thorin? Movieverse. Feels! and Whump! Inspired by my conversation with obilupin – check out her fics!
Hobbit, T, English, Angst & Drama, words: 554, favs: 8, follows: 6, 2/21/2015