15 It was a dark and horny night » The Captain of Gondor had to pass through Edoras en route to Imladris. What if some romantic spark had passed between the hearty warrior and the grim shieldmaiden? Would their hearts flutter to the same tune? Will Eomer interfere? Would they stay shackled by the conventions of courtly love? Or will they do it like they do it on Discovery Channel? Co-written by TommyGinger. Porn
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 5, words: 5k+, favs: 8, follows: 4, updated: 1/15/2014 published: 1/9/2014, [Boromir, Eowyn] Eomer
9 Teh elf I love There was no school and mum had to go out and she gave me some ofd DVD and they were all lke totally kick ass and the elf was like fantastic so I wrote my 2nd Legonace story. Cant find speller thingy oin new phone sosrry for some tpos
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Tragedy, words: 393, favs: 2, 1/10/2014, Legolas
15Leggy and Me An ordinary girl drops into Middle Earth yearning for adventure and romance. She silently hopes she will catch the roving eye of a certain elven prince (hint! hint!). I suck teehee at summaries. This is my first Legomance fic so be gentle and no flames PLZ. R&R and I will bake you a virtual cookie LOL!111
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Romance & Parody, words: 688, favs: 1, follows: 2, 1/6/2014, Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond, OC
9 A girl's shattered dreams A Fem!Bilbo story. Bagginshield. After BoFA a heart broken Billa returns to the Shire and tries to put her life together.
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Family, words: 430, favs: 27, follows: 14, 12/22/2013, [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
10 King On The Mountain What if Elrond had kicked out the dwarrow for their crass behaviour at Imladris? Movieverse AU. The world is Tolkien's blah blah
Hobbit, K+, English, Drama & Adventure, words: 440, favs: 9, follows: 2, 12/15/2013, Thorin, Elrond, Kíli, Fíli
25 Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth » Lacking faith in her charms Olga, the GiME of the story, does not ogle the immaculate beauty of a certain Prince, nor the rugged good looks of a certain Ranger. She even gives the emo beefcake a pass. She appreciates the sights instead! Unspoilt nature and architectural marvels are her thing! The world is Tolkien's, stupid ideas are mine. Androidilenya edited, betaed and expanded.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Adventure & Humor, chapters: 10, words: 13k+, favs: 14, follows: 7, updated: 11/21/2013 published: 10/6/2013, Aragorn, Boromir, OC, Gimli
5 A marriage born of cold calculation Miriel needs to replace her husband fallen in the War of the Ring. She needs a man to guard her, her children and the estate until her son comes of age. Hastogur is an ugly Ranger of the North. He has ambitions going beyond an unmarked grave in the Lone Lands. Riding with the Grey Company gives an opportunity to change it. Slightly AU - Hastogur is Aragorn's relative.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Family & Romance, words: 1k+, favs: 7, follows: 4, 11/5/2013, OC
5 Westu hal, Theoden Kunnik! AU – Théoden survives Pellenor Fields. Eowyn is delighted to have her uncle back – freed from Saruman's enthralment– but furious that he is taking the reborn thing way too far.
Lord of the Rings, K+, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, words: 302, favs: 2, 10/25/2013, Théoden, OC, Eowyn
5 The overflowing catafalque An idea I had for a oneshot involving Rohan's Royal Family post-Pellenor Fields. AU
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Family & Mystery, words: 194, favs: 1, follows: 1, 10/24/2013, Théoden, Eomer, Eowyn, Gandalf
12 Blood Curdling Sight Seeing - how it could have ended - v 20 A "Blood Curdling Sight Seeing in the Middle Earth" off-shot. A "what if" exploring the scenario where Olga and Boromir had not fallen at Morannon. Lovingly betaed by annafan, without whose prodding this piece would never have been written.
Lord of the Rings, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 4k+, favs: 13, follows: 3, 10/17/2013, [Boromir, OC]
12 Kiss me AU. Eomer dies at Black Gates and Eowyn is shaken out of brooding and gets busy.
Lord of the Rings, K, English, Romance & Family, words: 2k+, favs: 3, follows: 1, 7/23/2013, Eowyn, Faramir
4 Read and review - Fruela series » While enjoying a private moment Herald Toitila discovers an astonishing document. Should be rated S for silly. Bad ideas and poor writing are the author's own :), the Valdemar Universe and all that is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe, K+, English, Horror, chapters: 2, words: 470, 3/18/2013
1 It was a warm summer night - Suddenly there was a sob - Fruela series Two young Heralds find Herald Toitila with a baby in his room. Will their visit trigger a latent Gift in the grumpy Herald? Should be rated "S" for silliness. The world is Mercedes Lakey's, the bad ideas and poor writing is mine. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe, K, English, Humor & Family, words: 1k+, 3/15/2013
2 Tutoring for Court - Fruela series A one-off companion piece to Fruela. Some 15-20 years after her life had changed Fruela is preparing her daughters for work at the Palace. The world is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by Androidilenya.
Valdemar universe, T, English, Family, words: 434, 3/13/2013
6 Fruela » Fruela, a street girl from a northeastern Valdemaran town having a bad day is about to be put in pillory when she sees something large and white pushing its way towards her through the mob. Bad ideas and poor writing are the author's own :), the Valdemar Universe and all that is Mercedes Lakey's. Typos and bad grammar lovingly exterminated by androidilenya.
Valdemar universe, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 6, words: 5k+, favs: 5, follows: 2, updated: 3/7/2013 published: 2/27/2013