Name: Halphas Greed
Age: I'm 25
Sexual Orientation: Ichigo Kurosaki
Hobbies: Various vices.
"Bitch, you just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger!" - Vegeta, DBZ Abridged
"Don't weep for the stupid, you'll be crying all day." - Alexander Anderson, Hellsing Abridged
- Blue Exorcist
- Blood Lad
- Fairy Tail
- Dragon Ball
- One piece
- High school DxD
- Space Dandy
- Kill La Kill
- Typemoon (Fate/series)
Church: "So it is a sword. It just happens to function like a key in very specific situations."
Caboose: "Or it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death."
- TheCrimsonFucker: "Folks like to think that I eat people raw, but that's untrue. I roast everyone I eat."
- TheCrimsonFucker: "I've decided that New Years Resolutions just aren't for me. If I wanted to constantly make promises to be a better person only to break them when things got tough I'd just go to church like the rest of the world."
- TheCrimsonFucker: "Don't know what's takin' Jesus so long with the second coming. Only takes me 5 minutes on average to recharge."
(Basically everything Abridged Alucard has to say or think.)
- Leo Fitz: "Corpsey Diem - seize the dead."
- Seto Kaiba Abridged: "I have no friends... Only really confused enemies."
- Archer FSN: UBWs Abridged: "I saw a spider, so I threw a table at it. It survived, so I threw a cabinet. This continued. The spider escaped. I assure you I mean to track it down."
- Tuffnut: "I'm just saying, in the immortal words of the mighty Thor, "When something looks too perfect, it probably sucks."
Marik Ishtar Abridged: "Somebody call an ambulance! This limey needs urgent medical assistance! Apparently he has Wanker's Cramp."
Joey Wheeler Abridged: "Oh no! Bakura, speak to me!"
Bakura Ryou Abridged: "Wanker's Cramp: The Most Deadly of British Diseases."
Things I utterly loathe: These things are so fucking dumb it actually hurts a little, whenever I see em pop up.
Hollow Zangetsu nicknames: Hichigo, Ogihci, etcetera. These names fucking suck! Like seriously how the hell do you even pronounce the second one?! His name is Zangetsu people. Adapt.
Male Pregnancy: Seriously what the fuck people?!