851Wear Me Like A Locket Around Your Throat » Harry Potter wakes in 1943, with golden scars littering his skin, and a headache. Who knew what time turner explosions could do? He decides to stay undercover until he can figure out a way to get out of this whole mess. Unfortunately, Harry was never very good at following plans. Tom Riddle didn't anticipate an interesting new arrival... but he can work with this. TMR/HP
Harry Potter, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 228k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 3k+, updated: 2/8/2019 published: 6/13/2016, [Harry P., Tom R. Jr.]
217Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' » These magical folk do seem to have a problem with sensible thinking, and 'wizard logic' just isn't an excuse! Not anymore, anyway. Join me, on my cynical and nit-picking quest to make a general nuisance of myself, in... Those Times When You Just Thought 'Huh' (Or: The Harry Potter Cast Have OOC Moments Of Logic) - A kind of sequel to TMHPOLH
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Friendship, chapters: 8, words: 6k+, favs: 344, follows: 445, updated: 9/16/2015 published: 12/30/2014
220A Hundred Harmonies » "Harry fell more and more in love with Hermione everyday." A collection of (hopefully) a hundred drabbles/oneshots about Harry/Hermione, because those two were made for each other.
Harry Potter, T, English, Romance & Friendship, chapters: 75, words: 9k+, favs: 173, follows: 199, updated: 7/29/2015 published: 5/16/2014, Harry P., Hermione G.
23Drunken Misadventures And The (Lack Of) Consequences That Followed » "The day Harry Potter decided the House Elves were starting a rebellion was truly one to remember." In which Harry is drunk, Ron is smug, and Hermione is proven wrong.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Humor & Drama, chapters: 2, words: 3k+, favs: 140, follows: 133, updated: 4/22/2015 published: 3/16/2015, Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
20Quidditch Commentary By Luna » "Hello there, and welcome to the Quidditch match that nearly everyone's been talking about. The nargles have been excited too; they forgot to throw my socks out of the dormitory window this morning. It was rather nice, as my toes are warm now. Cosy. I quite like having warm feet. They're like toast. Maybe I'll try it more often." More of Luna's legendary Quidditch commentary.
Harry Potter, K, English, Humor, chapters: 3, words: 1k+, favs: 115, follows: 90, updated: 1/16/2015 published: 1/9/2015, Luna L.
46George Weasley's Greatest Fear In an unusual DADA lesson, the third-years at Hogwarts learn a little more about their professor. '"Very well," he spoke and took a steady step forwards, the boggart emerging again. But it wasn't Voldemort, or a dementor, or a Death Eater that appeared. It wasn't Inferi, or green light, or a corpse. It wasn't a vampire, or a zombie, or a monster.'
Harry Potter, K+, English, Horror & Humor, words: 2k+, favs: 251, follows: 89, 1/11/2015
2k+ The Many Harry Potters of Little Hangleton » Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.
Harry Potter, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 112, words: 64k+, favs: 2k+, follows: 1k+, updated: 12/30/2014 published: 5/11/2014, Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P.
10 All Shades Of Green Petunia's life was a series of greens, and they were coming to get her. "Her parents were green again. So was Petunia. Lily was emerald, a cut above the rest." Oneshot.
Harry Potter, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 1k+, favs: 58, follows: 26, 9/18/2014, Harry P., Lily Evans P., Petunia D.