Hi! I'm Kitsuuy, I guess. This is my second account, made solely for posting, let's say, explicit stories. I'll only post if something strikes my fancy, no point doing it if there's no inspiration. Feel free to send me a friend request and chat, I'm always up for a good 'ol chat. If you want me to write something, the best way to go about it would be to inspire me.
Sexual Orientation: Whatever you want me to be ;)
Location: It's such a fluid thing.
Relationship status: Does it really matter? ;)
When life throws you squirrels you better get used to dealing with nuts -Unknown
Sleeping is for the week. -Unknown
Keep an open mind, but not so open your brain falls out. -Unknown
Cited quotes are very unreliable. -Adolf Hitler
Cat on keyboarjfdgkjdfndf. -Me
People die when they're killed. -Emiya Shirou
So, there was this little old lady named Sacra Dotes who REALLY loved her cat, Mr Bigglesworth. Then, one day, Mr Bigglesworth got run over by a bus, leaving his front half a smooshed mess, and his back half in mostly pristine condition. Since Sacra Dotes loved him so much, she had what was left of him mounted on a trophy...
It was a cat-ass-trophy.
What do you call a magical time travelling dinosaur?
The Wonderful Lizard of Was.