10 Facts About You
1. You r reading this right now
2. You r realizing that is a stupid fact.
4. You didn’t realize I missed 3
5. You r checking now.
6. You r smiling
7. You r still reading this even though it’s stupid.
9. You didn’t realize I missed 8.
r checking again and smiling because you fell for it again.
11. You r enjoying this.
12. You didn’t realize that there’s only meant to be 10 facts.
8 planets;
204 countries;
809 islands;
7 seas;
6,000,000,000 people;
AND I’M STILL SINGLE.
How much do you love me?
Look at the stars and count them.
That’s how much I love you.
It’s morning.
Exactly.
I gotta dig bick.
You that read wrong.
That awkward when you read that wrong too.
And said ‘moment’ after awkward.
This is awkward.
[1] I need to tell you a secret. Look at 5.
[2] The answer is look at 11.
[3] Don’t get mad. Look at 15.
[4] Calm down and don’t be mad. Look at 13.
[5] First look at 2.
[6] Don’t be that angry. Look at 12.
[7] I just wanted to say, I think you’re amazingly beautiful.
[8] What I wanted to tell you was… THE ANSWER IS ON 14.
[9] Be patient. Look at 4.
[10] This is the last time I’m going to say this. Look at 7.
[11] I hope you’re not mad at me when I say this. Look at 6.
[12] Sorry. Look at 8.
[13] Don’t get mad. Look at 10.
[14] I don’t know how to say this but look at 3.
[15] You must be really mad. Look at number 9.
How Fast Can You Guess These Words:
1. Boo_s
2. _ _dom
3. F_ _k
4. P_n_s
5. Pu_s_
6. S_x
Answers: 1. Books, 2. Random, 3. Fork, 4. Pants, 5. Pulse, 6. Six. You got all 6 wrong didn’t you? You dirty minded freak.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues. The moment when that little voice in your head says “Yep… You’re going to hell.” The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality. (BTW I’m NOT fat!!) It’s funny how when I’m loud people tell me to shut up, but when I’m quiet they ask me what’s wrong. I meant to behave but there were too many other options. After Tuesday, even the calendar goes WTF. A jealous woman does better research than the FBI. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you’re spending it wrong. Seriously, I don’t know when that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people, but apparently they aren’t coming back for them. We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police. You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what do you like to do for fun. I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and walls get in the way. When I was 5 years old my mum always told me the key to life was ‘happiness’ so when I went to school and they asked me what I wanted to be when I was older I said “happy”. They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they don’t understand life. A BOSS is like a diaper… always on your ass and usually full of shit! On the Internet you can be anything you want to be. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid. Dear Dora, you’ve been 5 for about 11 years now. What’s your secret? Sorry, I can’t today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died today and yes, it was tragic. I can’t take this long distance relationship anymore… … … Fridge, you’re coming to my room. My ex texted me today like “you can delete my number.” And I texted back like “Who’s this?” “Did you just fall?” “No. I attacked the floor.” “Backwards?” “I’m freaking talented!” My friend thinks he’s smart, he said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face. Being single is smarter than being in a wrong relationship. I don’t have an attitude problem. I just have a personality you can’t handle! When I have children, I’m going to make them watch the movie ‘2012’ and say I survived. Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair. I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right. I am in shape. Round is a shape. I realize humour isn’t for everyone. It’s only for those who want to have fun, enjoy life and feel alive. When I say I miss school I mean I miss my friends and the fun. Not the school. Everyday thousand of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. (Not trying to be mean to vegetarians) If I worked at a restaurant on Valentines Day, I would put fake engagement rings in every girl’s drink. I don’t know karate, but I do know crazy and I’m not afraid to use it.
The Percy Jackson Pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I’m at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn’t get along with others
I promise to remember Zoë
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds
I promise to remember Olympus
For it is the home of the gods.
Yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go!
The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:
Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.
Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.
Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.
Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.
Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.
Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.
Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.
Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.
And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.
Who is my immortal parent?
ZEUS
You like being in charge.
You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt.
You were voted Class President.
You do what’s best for everyone.
You think you have what it takes to run for President.
You think every problem has a solution.
You love showing off.
You like plane rides.
You are a hydrophobiac.
3/10
POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
You are acrophobiac
5/10
HADES
You’re not that much of a people person.
You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
You like listening to loud, angry music.
You spend most of your time alone.
You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying.
You like to keep to yourself.
All your closets are padlocked.
You write in diary/journal.
You feel most active at night.
4/10
DEMETER
You own a garden.
You like the great outdoors.
You have a green thumb.
You’re an environmentalist.
You have a special connection with animals.
You’re a vegetarian.
You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
You love going to flower shops.
You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
4/10
ARES
You often start fights.
You’re a very aggressive type of person.
You like watching wrestling.
You’re competitive.
You like reading about war.
You don’t take crap from anybody.
You have anger management.
You never back away from a fight.
Everyone does what you say.
You don’t always think before you do something.
4/10
ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. (School Study :D)
Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
You’re the valedictorian in your class.
You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
You think it would be better if you were the President.
You have a huge shelf of books at home.
You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
3/10
APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic.
You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
You always feel sunny and optimistic.
You are talented at drawing.
You like writing poetry.
You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
You like going to art museums.
You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
You have straight As in Art on your report card.
Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
3/10
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general.
A deer is one of your favorite animals.
You can shoot targets
You like silver.
You like the moon better than the sun
You love wild animals
You spend most of your time outdoors.
You love to move around the place
Hunting is not cruel, especially if it's to hunt down monsters
9/10
HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools.
You build awesome things during your free time.
You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
Metalworking is your forte.
You have your own toolbox.
You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter.
You aren’t afraid of fire.
2/10
APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you.
You like putting on makeup.
You naturally smell good.
You never experience a bad hair day.
Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
You’re always at the front of every trend.
You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
You’re often invited to parties.
Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.”
You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
2/10
HERMES
You like pickpocketing your friends.
You’re a prankster.
You’re a speed demon.
You consider yourself restless.
You’re the best speaker in the class.
You like thinking on your feet and using your wits.
You’re inventive and resourceful.
You often start arguments.
You’ve never lost a debate.
You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
10/10
DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party.
You like wine.
You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
You’re a foodie.
You like going to social events and mingling with people.
You like trying out new food.
You feel that you’re abundant in life.
You think that too much of anything is bad.
6/10
HERMES KID AND A HUNTER OF ARTEMIS!!! BOO YAH!!!