Just a selection of funky quotes I thought were interesting so I stole them from other people and put them on my profile...I mean I found them :)

Friends bail you out of jail - best friends are in the room next to you going "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

People say "Guns don't kill people people kill people." Well I think guns help. If you stood there next to someone and yelled BANG! I don't think you'd kill to many people.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder

There's nothing wrong with arguing with you. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over.

Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might want to offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!