If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
A teenage about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been rapedd in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
These are some of the few stereo types about me except for the part about I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid that shit right there is true shit.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx, Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc., AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo, Nico's Future Wife, DaughterofPoseidon32498, A PJO Fan, Lil Mexican, ASSASSIN OF ARTEMIS, ssj4mars
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile
If you will always believe NICO DI ANGELO AND LEO VALDEZ is the best Greek hero of ALL TIME, copy/paste this on your profile
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY/PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE
If you have annoying siblings, copy/paste this on your profile
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you're a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name
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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism(I'm Black and this is funny)
INSANITY TEST X is for you did that thing
X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
X You have ran into a glass/screen door.
X You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
X You have run into a tree/bush.
You have been called a blond.
XYou know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (You obviously can)
X You just tried to lick your elbow. (0.o)
X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure.
X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
X You have choked on your own spit. (multiple times)
You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
You type with three fingers or less.
X You have accidentally caught something on fire.
X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
You have caught yourself drooling
X You have fallen asleep in class. O.O Honors Science, Honors Civic, Honors Algebra, and Honors English are my nap paradise...
X Sometimes you just stop thinking. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
X people often shake their heads and walk away from you
X You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
You use your fingers to do simple math.
X You have eaten a bug accidentally...
X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
X You break a lot of things.
X You tilt your head when you're confused.
X You have fallen out of your chair before.
When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
X The word "um" is used often.
X You don't know what "um" means
X You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
GRAND TOTAL: 29
Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100
I'm to stupid to attempt trying to figure it out.
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Stories I am working on
Twins But Different - main focus
Allies - second focus
God of Stealth Series - update every week or two
I won't save your life