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488We are Scattered Through Time and Space »
Modern AU one-shot collection based on your prompts, and sometimes just something that comes to my barmy mind. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield) and my OC Wren, reincarnated through times and locations, and always finding each other *No Infringement Intended*
Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 81, words: 143k+, favs: 55, follows: 48, updated: 11/16/2022 published: 2/21/2014, Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
207Thorin's Happy Happenstances »
On his way to Bree, just before the fateful meeting with the Grey Wizard, Thorin gets ambushed and wounded on the road. While healing, he seeks shelter in the house of the local healer, a redheaded woman named Wren. I reckon you know what happens next ;) This is a classic kkolmakov fic: lots of fluff, and very little canon. Read at your own risk! :) No negativity allowed!
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 53, words: 104k+, favs: 90, follows: 101, updated: 4/19/2022 published: 8/21/2021, Thorin, OC
469Lies That Wear the Crown »
(ON HIATUS) In the Goblin tunnels the company of Thorin Oakenshield picks up an unfortunate stowaway - a young boy, the only survivor from a company of fur merchants from Enedwaith. The boy has no choice but the join the quest in hopes to reach a settlement of Men. Instead, the journey will take our protagonist on the long odyssey full of peril, love, lust, deceit, and reparation.
Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Adventure, chapters: 103, words: 188k+, favs: 82, follows: 93, updated: 3/3/2021 published: 3/22/2019, Thorin, Bard, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
428 Thorin Durinson and the Conundrum of a Ginger Transfer Student »
{Harry Potter x Hobbit Crossover} Thorin Durinson is the uncrowned King of his year in Slytherin. He's popular, his father is the Headmaster of Hogwarts, and chicks love him! Life is ace, except for one little aggro: the new student, a ginger bird called Wren Leary who just doesn't want to give into his charms! Teaser for sequel at the end. [Thorin x my OC, Wren]
Hobbit, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 58, words: 167k+, favs: 66, follows: 65, updated: 10/5/2020 published: 11/17/2014, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug, OC
17Shrooms and Loves »
Thorin finds his mind invaded by a voice who calls him 'precious' and makes outrageous suggestions of pansexual and interracial manner. Thorin ignores it industriously, while Orodiel of the Wooden Realm finds herself stuck in the company of fifteen suspicious vagabonds, including a bloke with a big sword, some tall fellow in a grey hat, and something small and whiny.
Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 9, follows: 9, updated: 6/5/2020 published: 4/6/2020, Thorin, Bilbo B., Elvenking Thranduil, OC
126 Light Room »
Remember the story titled "Dark Room?" Here's a flip version of it. So you can expect amnesia; hardly any Tolkien canon; plenty of humour and fluff; and all the classics of kkolmakov writing. If you want 'proper FF,' this is not the story you're looking for ;) Summary: Thorin gets hit to the head, but the goose egg is the least of his problems. The lost 18 years will be :D
Hobbit, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 28, words: 52k+, favs: 36, follows: 32, updated: 3/5/2019 published: 6/2/2018, Thorin, Balin, Elvenking Thranduil, OC
97Four Corners of Middle-Earth »
At the brink of the War of the Ring, at the shores of Southern Gondor, Lothiriel, the Princess of Dol Amroth, encounters a long dead King of Erebor Dwarves, and a woman of Men. The lives of the three of them, as well as of Eomer, of the House of Eorl, will intertwine through the war, through the perils, and the days of joy to come [Best read after my Hobbit FF "Me Without You"]
Lord of the Rings, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 19, words: 50k+, favs: 42, follows: 61, updated: 5/28/2018 published: 6/1/2016, Legolas, Eomer, Lothíriel, OC
130 Thorin's Wife »
Would you like a cup of kkolmakov's specialty angst? Here is your poison. Thorin's heart belongs to the woman who can never be his. The war has taken everything from him; and now it resides in the dreams of Revna, daughter of Drori, the widow of the King's brother, Frerin.
Hobbit, T, English, Angst & Romance, chapters: 25, words: 54k+, favs: 43, follows: 34, updated: 7/31/2017 published: 3/20/2017, Thorin, OC, Frerin
125Another Night, Another Path »
A collection of smutty unrelated one-shots between the King Under the Mountain and his Queen. Same verse as "Thorin's Queen." Can be read independently.
Hobbit, M, English, Romance, chapters: 26, words: 84k+, favs: 122, follows: 96, updated: 6/24/2017 published: 5/21/2014, Thorin, OC
179Old Wounds, Fresh Scars »
Ten years after the Battle of the Five Armies, Fili rules Erebor. Thorin's grave is empty, in the catacombs under the mountain, his body having never been found, carried away by the icy river together with the corpse of the Defiler. But old wounds ache, and fresh scars appear, when a man claiming to be Thorin appears in Erebor *ON HIATUS*
Hobbit, M, English, Family & Hurt/Comfort, chapters: 29, words: 60k+, favs: 42, follows: 57, updated: 5/15/2017 published: 9/6/2016, Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
312 Letters to Your Heart, Axes to Your Scabbard »
After Erebor had been lost, and the Dwarves had abandoned hope to reclaim the Kingdom of Moria, Thorin, son of Thrain breaks off his betrothal to Lady Dania, daughter of Lyr, niece of Dain Ironfoot, the woman with whom he had been exchanging letters in secret for years. What happens when her younger sister joins his company on the Quest for Erebor? [Thorin x OC]
Hobbit, T, English, Adventure & Romance, chapters: 51, words: 103k+, favs: 153, follows: 147, updated: 5/12/2017 published: 5/14/2015, Thorin, Fíli, Kíli, OC
27 Wrena's Husband »
If you're enjoying the angst in "Thorin's Wife," this story is for you. It's the same kkolmakov's specialty poison, but everything is the opposite. Thorin lives through BotFA, and marries, but whom does the heart of his wife, Lady Wrena belong to?
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Angst, chapters: 4, words: 12k+, favs: 16, follows: 12, updated: 4/26/2017 published: 4/22/2017, Thorin, OC
28 Here Be Dragons »
The company of Thorin Oakenshield finally reaches the Mountain, only to find that Smaug's living situation has changed. A little fic because it's J.R.R. Tolkien's birthday, and because I'm in a silly mood. Have fun! No sense or order in this story. Updated when a whim comes.
Hobbit, K, English, Humor & Parody, chapters: 3, words: 6k+, favs: 40, follows: 41, updated: 3/21/2017 published: 1/5/2017, Thorin, OC
12 Thorin's Wedding Night
Companion piece to my multi-chapter story "Old Wounds, Fresh Scars." Thorin, broken and lost after the Battle of Five Armies, finds his new life in Enedwaith, and marries a woman of Men. This is their first night as a wedded couple. One-shot.
Hobbit, M, English, Romance, words: 4k+, favs: 14, follows: 7, 2/9/2017, Thorin
68 Baby, It's Cold Outside! »
My traditional Christmas Modern AU. The five departments of an audit firm come together at the Christmas party, and Benedict Smaug from Treasury might set it on fire. And later, when John Thorington from the IT department invites my OC to a dinner he cooked for her at his place, will she say she needs to scurry when it's so late and so cold outside? Nothing but silly fluff here!
Hobbit, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 9, words: 18k+, favs: 22, follows: 17, updated: 2/9/2017 published: 12/15/2015, Thorin, Dwalin, Balin, OC
32Another Rory, Another Lorelei »
This story starts as soon as the infamous four words fall off Rory's lips; and it's the story of Gilmore girls; a small town; a big city; a diner owner; a married couple; a writer, or two; old and new loves; and the questions life poses, and every person has to answer for themselves. [The story picks up after Gilmore Girls: A Year in Life.] *ON HIATUS*
Gilmore Girls, T, English, Romance & Family, chapters: 6, words: 9k+, favs: 62, follows: 200, updated: 1/30/2017 published: 11/26/2016, [Lorelai G., Luke D.] Jess M., Logan H.
18Read Between the Lines »
Sherlock receives a visit from a woman whose case he took four years ago. Despite successful resolution of the international intelligence conspiracy she'd been dragged into, Sherlock prefers to forget of Wren Leary, a modest librarian, who eventually refused his offer to become his flatmate and a companion, choosing romantic association with a former SAS officer. What changed?
Sherlock, T, English, Mystery & Adventure, chapters: 7, words: 15k+, favs: 20, follows: 27, updated: 1/25/2017 published: 4/14/2016, Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC
20Stranger Than You »
After settling down in New York, in Sanctum Sanctorum, Stephen invites Christine to see the place. She comes, of course, but what exactly is she to expect from this new Stephen? {Light, romantic multi-chapter}
Doctor Strange, T, English, Romance & Humor, chapters: 2, words: 2k+, favs: 57, follows: 92, updated: 12/8/2016 published: 12/5/2016, Dr. S. Strange, Dr. Christine Palmer
52Ties and Knots »
Just smut. Lemons and limes. Elements of Omegaverse. John Thorington (modern AU Thorin Oakenshield alias) and my usual OC, Wren. [They are perfect for each other. An Alpha and an Omega. But they are no animals. And that's why it's not that simple.] Graphic M. Graphic language. Trigger warning for Chapter 6. *ON HIATUS*
Hobbit, M, English, Romance & Drama, chapters: 9, words: 35k+, favs: 42, follows: 57, updated: 9/27/2016 published: 3/6/2016, Thorin, OC
119 Dark Room »
Humourous amnesia fic. Wren, a healer from Dale, wakes up in a dark room with no memories of how she got there, while Thorin Oakenshield (who, of course, lived through BotFA) wants his wife back. All possible harlequin romance cliches, giggles, and guffaws included {Thorin x OC}
Hobbit, T, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 32k+, favs: 87, follows: 52, updated: 7/25/2016 published: 6/16/2016, Thorin, Dwalin, Balin, OC