Just In
Joined Apr '13

Sup? So I've been on fanfiction since April 1st 2013, and I was a guest user like a month before that, I love to read and write, but I get the worst writers block ever.

I have never known what to put on these stupid profile summaries, so i'll just write the basics.

I love Star Wars, the new Star Treks, marvel movies, quirky tv shows and books, and anything that will challenge my mind.

I am totally willing to take requests and write stories that you ask me to.

I have only recently started posting stories on websites and stuff, but I love to do it.

Sadly, because of my busy life, I don't have a buttload of time to spend updating, writing new stories, or even reading.

This pretty much covers anything that had to do with this website, so yep, I think I copy and post some stuff on here now.

An English professor wrote these words

"A woman without her man is nothing"

on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.

All of the males in the class wrote:

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote:

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is everything

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

It takes 43 muscles to frown, but it only takes 3 to punch them. Do it. DO IT!

If you've ever wondered why these copy and post things are so much fun, copy and post it to your page!

Author: Follow Favorite

Twitter . Help . Sign Up . Cookies . Privacy . Terms of Service