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I won't bother trying to explain what I do because you wouldn't understand. Just know these things:

-I watch everything.

-From what I watch, I reference everything.

Here are favorite tips and quotes from epic people!

Don't have staring contests with brick walls. They cheat.

Be yourself; everyone else is taken.

Take 50 cc's of chill, but don't overdose otherwise you turn into Kirsten Stewart

I'd kill for a Noble Peace Prize

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

"Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

"If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia." Thomas Szasz

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. Unknown

Boldly Going Nowhere.

How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?

Dain bramaged

You say psycho like it's a bad thing

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

"I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there." - Joel Hodgson

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - George Carlin

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams.

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