The PJO Fandom Must Answer The Call,
To squealing and fangirling the world must fall.
An Obsession to keep with a final breath.
We Will loves these books, until our death.
I AM DIVERGENT!
Tribute by day, Dauntless by night. Hogwarts during school year, Camp Half-Blood during summer. A Shadowunter by blood, a true Fangirl at heart
Name: Jaime-Lynne
Gender: Girl
Recently known as annabethandpercy4ever
Most Girls Want A Guy Who Will Take Them Expensive Places and Take Them On Moonlight Walks.
I Want A Guy Who Will Fall Into Tartarus With Me.
My friends on fanfiction and/or real life: theonlyreason, Darksword13, Laureleaf3, AnnabethJackson25, JellyPinn
Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree
The girl who hates dances and sport games. When I do go, I end up in the corner with a book.
The girl who instead of pretending to pay attention in class is listening to every word and imprinting it on my brain.
The girl who is told she is pretty but will never ever believe it
The girl who isn’t a size four and doesn’t eat healthy and the girl who doesnt much care
The girl who has never been asked out even though everyone else around me has had dozens of boy/girlfriends.
The girl who dreams about her book getting published or graduating college with honors while everyone else is dreaming of their wedding day or prom.
The girl who seems to have no fears even because she's hid her feelings so long that she forgot how to show them
The girl who will snap you out of a "I just want to fit in" fog and show you who you really are.
I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves.
I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date.
I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand.
I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with.
I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family
I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could.
I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it
I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say.
I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up.
I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality.
I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction.
I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
If you think that "Dumb Blonde" jokes wouldn't exist if everyone knew who Annabeth Chase was, post this on your profile
If you love Thalico (come on people they're not related on the god side of family! Percy says so in TLO! Percy & Annabeth are actually 2nd cousins, and they date! Why is it so disgusting?) copy & paste!
IF YOU HATE PRACHEL, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!
16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
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List Twelve of your favorite characters from PJO, in no particular order. Then answer the questions about them.
1. Nico di Angelo
2. Percy Jackson
3. Katie Gardener
4. Annabeth Chase
5. Poseidon
6. Clarisse la Rue
7. Hades
8. Luke Castellen
9. Thalia Grace
10. Jason Grace
11. Leo Valdez
12. Piper McLean
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Clarisse/Leo, um no, and I don't really want to!
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Annabeth? Um, not lesbo. Ask Percy.
What would happend if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Piper got Luke pregnant, er other way around would work. The world would collapse in chaos.
Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Thalia, yep.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Percy/Clarisse, um... no, no no no no!!!
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Poseidon/Thalia or Poseidon/Jason. No. Why? Because.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve 'doing at it'?
Hades walked in on Percy and Piper. Well, that would be interesting...
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nico/Luke... probably somewhere out there.
Suggest a title for Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hades/Piper. Don't worry I'll make sure Jason gets to Elysuim.
Do any of your friends read Three fic's?
Katie, Yes.
Do any of your friends write or draw Eleven?
Leo, Do I count as my friend??
Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?
Percy/Poseidon/Annabeth probably. Probably.
If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Luke, 'Jar of Hearts' cause of Thaluke.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Nico/Clarisse?Piper. Warning: Some really angry dead beautiful people.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Poseidon, um, yesterday.
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, has a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3.
Nico and Hades are in a happy relationship until Thalia runs off with Hades. Nico brokenhearted, has one night stand with Leo and a brief affair with ,Piper then follows the wise advise of Poseidon and finds true love with Katie.
What title would you gibe this fic?
A Drunk Nico.
How would you react if you saw 8 and 11 in a closet together with a rubber ducky?
Luke and Leo. Leo probably played T or D and got dared to.
How would you feel if 2 dissed you in the worst possible way ever?
Percy Jackson? I would cry my freaking eyes out!
If you saw 9 and 3 in bed together, what would you do?
Thalia and Katie. I would say someone drugged Thalia and Katie!
You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year, and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find 10 rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?
Jason? Uh what the hell Jase?! I told you your coin sword thing isn't here!! Now out! I'm in a bad mood!
What would you think if 1 was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If 1 is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if 1 became the most optimistic person in the world?
If Nico slit his wrists I would cry and make him stop.
2 and 11 are your teachers. What would you do?
Percy Jackson and Leo Valdez?!?!?! I would go to school everyday and love it, I would come early and stay after school!!!!!!!!
If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood
NORMAL PEOPLE :don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!
SYMPTOMS OF INSANITY (I, Jaime Lynne, am officially insane, the proof is here!)
Written by: Wormtail, Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs
1.) Playing with your food and calling it 'art'.
2.) Making a list of symptoms that most likely apply to yourself as well.
3.) Basing your ingredients list off your obsession's favorite color. AKA blue.
4.) Eating dog food. For ANY reason!
5.) Chasing your tail.
6.) Laughing for absolutely no reason. None. (ALLWAYS!)
7.) Waking up at an Ungodly hour every. Single. Day.
8.) Reading a book CLEARLY meant for Girls. And then trying to defend it. (Well, I AM a girl... so... I guess so)
9.) Actually WANTING to be on a list of insane things.
10.) Treating your own son like dirt when he NEVER deserves it.
11.) Acting like the things your family says or does is your fault, when it's obviously not.
12.) Silence. (...)
13.) Spontaniously bursting out into song at the most inappropriate/ inopportune/ awkward times.(No...heck yeah just me can start to sing in exam time Love Story by Taylo Swift)
14.) Accepting ANYTHING from Peeves! Especially strange packages, and then handing them off to your FRIENDS!
15.) WEARING the Christmas decorations (even if they do look better that way). (I was little and stupid!I grow up from Last Christmas!)
16.) Almost getting yourself killed on a regular basis out of BOREDOME! (THATS ME!!)
17.) Dancing in the rain. (Yep and stay on a bench reading in storm time)
18.) Befriending a werewolf. (Coool!Where I can find a werewolf?)
19.) Befriending a Quidditch-obsessed, love-sick puppy who can't even keep his hair flat. (Coooool!Yes again)
20.) Befriending a walking bully-magnet who can't even take a spelling test without hyperventilating.
21.) Befriending an egotistical, pranking-machine who seems to be in a constant state of sugar-high. (No,thats just me)
22.) Glaring at inanimate objects to "scare them".(And argue with them!)
23.) Yelling at someone right next to you. (sometimes...)
24.) Walking into a room and forgetting what you're doing. (In a day I go in my classroom and I forgot why I do there)
25.) Completely LOSING IT over a lack of organization.
26.) Having to wear post-its on your arm to remember anything. (That isn't a bad idea!I really need to try!)
27.) Obeying the commands of random post-its on your arm without question when they make NO sense and clearly weren't written by you.
28.) Falling in Love. (HEY!! IM NOT INSANE!!)
29.) Fighting with your own team.
30.) Creating an army of first-years to do your biding.
31.) Creating a chain of letters instead of just simply writing to each other directly like normal.
32.) Talking in Chat Speak.
33.) Switching personalities to scare the poor little first-years.
34.) Spending your class time drawing suicidal stick figures. (Its fun!!!!)
35.) Being convinced your friend is an imposter simply because he took notes.
36.) Referring to yourself in the third person. (Um... it's a bad thing???)
37.) Braiding people's hair every time you get bored. (Braiding peoples hair is fun!)
38.) Losing your wand when it's behind your ear the whole time. (And my pen,pencil,glasses and a lot another things(not all behind my ear))
39.) Becoming so tired, you actually become super hyper. (Is that bad?)
40.) Breaking a record through pranking.
41.) Speaking all grammatical symbols
42.) -( DRAMATIC ENTRANCES!)!
43.) Wrapping people.
44.) Making your hair holiday themed.
45.) Rapping.
46.) Stress Baking
47.) Stalking.(NO!...Oh what the heck I try to ignore it.YES!)
48.) Therapy.
49.) Trying to prank the MASTERS! ( I AM a Master pranker...hmph, not as good as the Stoll brothers..)
50.) Nightmares.
51.) Overly dramatic public displays of affection.
52.) Switching names. (I'm Sandy 1 and flavster,and patato and Richie or was Tony?I don't remember now)
53.) BETRAYING YOUR FRIENDS.
54.) Forgiveness.
55.) Breaking things for fun. (its fun)
56.) Running away.
57.) Sound effects.
58.) Overreacting to everything.
59.) Miming.
60.) Growing Up. ( I don't wanna grow up!!)
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
whenever my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"
I promise to remember Tyson
when a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
when a friend is afraid of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
when I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others
I promise to remember ZOE
when I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
when a limo passes my car
I promise to remember The Stolls
when my home is beginning to unsettle.
I promise to remember Bekendorf
whenever I see someone working metal.
I promise to remember Silena
whenever a friend takes one for the team
I promise to remember Michael Yew
whenever I see a smile that gleams.
I promise to remember Briares
whenever I see someone playing hand games.
I promise to remember those lost in the Battle of the Labyrinth
whenever I see a cloth in flames.
I promise to remember those campers who fought against Kronos
whenever I see someone go against the odds.
Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go
Heroes of Olympus Pledge
I promise to remember Jason
whenever someone forgets something...
I promise to remember Piper
whenever I see someone feel unwanted by their parents...
I promise to remember Leo
when I see someone run away...
I promise to remember Annabeth
when someone misses someone...
I promise to remember Percy
when I see someone refuse to give up...
I promise to remember Hazel
when I see someone who has made a hard decision...
I promise to remember Frank
when someone is different then expected to be...
I promise to remember Reyna
when I see a leader...
I promise to remember Octavian
when I see a ripped toy...
I promise to remember Don the Faun
when someone asks me for money...
I promise to remember HoO
wherever I may go...
Gods Pledge
I promise to remember Ares
Each time I hear of World War II
And I promise to remember Athena
Whenever I hear of a loom
I promise to use the internet
For Hermes' sake of course
And I promise to remember Poseidon
Whenever I ride a horse
I promise to remember Zeus
Whenever lightning fills the sky
And I promise to remember Hera
Every time a guy makes a girl cry
I promise to remember Aphrodite
Whenever I see a girdle made of gold
And I promise to remember Apollo
When the sun is very bold
I promise to remember Artemis
When the moon shines in the night
And I promise to remember Hades
When something gives me a fright
I promise to remember Demeter
Whenever a daughter moves away
And I promise to remember Hephaestus
When someone never gets their way
I promise to remember Dionysus
When I am at a party
And I promise to remember Hestia
When someones smile is very hearty
Yes I promise to love The Gods
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Olympians know!
I promise to remember Rick Riorden
for making these awesome characters!!!
Now swear it on the River Styx! *Thunder*
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
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GODLY PARENT QUIZ!
Your Godly Parent is...
ZEUS
You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobia
3/9
POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water. Your favorite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasickYou’d rather ride aboat than a planeYou are acrophobic.
2/10
HADES
You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing poems. (I like staying in the dark, and I like writing poems. But not at the same time!) You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in diary/journal. You feel most active at night.
10/10
DEMETER
You own a garden You like the great outdoors You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
2/10
ARES
You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don’t always think before you do something.
4/10
ATHENA
You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge .You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You've never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card. You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President You have a huge shelf of books at home. You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
5/10 I'm just not into learning on my free time. Though reading IS fun!
APOLLO
You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. (I draw anime) You like writing poetry You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight As in Art on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
5/10
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
You dislike boys in general A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoë Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters.
4/10
HEPHAESTUS
You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
You’re a techie.
You often have carpentry projects.
You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire.
1/10
APHRODITE
Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on make-up. You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. (I have had plenty! I actually had a bad hair day today!) Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. You’re always at the front of every trend. You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. You’re often invited to parties. Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I like making funny faces to cheer myself up!)
0/10
HERMES
You like pick pocketing your friends. You’re a prankster. You’re a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourcefulYou often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
6/10
DIONYSUS
You’re the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You’re a goodies. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad.
0/10
Daughter of Hades. YEAH!!
Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator ;D
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it
23) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker."
24) When the elevator doors shut, assuringly say, "It's OK, they will open up again!"
25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
26) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
27)Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
28) Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
29) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
30) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers..
31) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
32) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
33) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear clicking?"
34) As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
35) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
36) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
37) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
38) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
39) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
40) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
41) Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
42) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
43) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
44) Tell people that you can see their aura.
45) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Will have it so long they forgot it's yours.
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this
95% of girls would cry if Justin Bieber were kidnapped, copy/paste this into your profile if you're part of the 5% that is torturing your new prisoner!!
95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber jumped of a clif, copy/paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5% that would bring popcorn!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SADIE FELIX LEO AND NICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
Crashing through the snow on an automaton horse draw sleigh,
Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,
Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,
What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,
a horse and eagle fight,
a thunder bolt by my side,
the eagle got hit and sank,
some time the horse had bought,
Poseidon's face turned blank,
as he foiled Zeus' plot,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid. YAY!
Girl Comebacks!
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.
Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!
Dear Voldemort, So they screwed up your nose too? Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google
Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things. Sincerely, 7
Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear America, You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the Hades is drinking my water!
Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?
Why is verb a noun?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?
It's not strange to argue with yourself. It's only strange to argue with yourself and lose.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Hi. I have cool socks on today.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
God must love stupid people; He made so many.
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
Never be afraid to try new things. After all, an amateur built the arc, but professionals built the Titanic!
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience - Lol
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
I have super powers. I just don't want to show you.
Hi. I have cool socks on today.
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do.
Don't flatter yourself. I was looking at your friend.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I'm so gangsta. I carry a squirt gun.
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think... where the HECK is my roof??
People are like SLINKIES. Basically useless. And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.
Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet.
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?
PLEASE post the following 3 things and if you don't your a cold heartless person!!!
Month One-
Mommy. I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.The sound of your heart beat is my lullaby.
-Month Two-
Mommy. Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitly see I'm a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm here.
-Month Three-
You know what Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound do sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry too even though you can't hear me.
-Month Four-
Mommy. My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
-Month Five-
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?
-Month Six-
I can hear the doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns!! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy, help me!!
-Month Seven-
Mommy. I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? What did I do wrong?
Every abortion is just..
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
Johnny Brought A Gun To School
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Murdered me.
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN:
buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. [USUALLY]
yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. [mmmh]
checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. (Did. He doesn't. I guess it's sadly, but if he did. He would be a monster. And I don't think that would end well) [EVERY YEAR]
know which pages the good parts are on. [YEAH!!!!!!!]
suddenly hate thunderstorms. [NO I MUST BE A DAUGHTER OF ZEUS]
start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. [yes]
started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. [Don't have a dog... I call my FRIENDS dog that .]
start figuring out who your godly parent is. [HADES ZEUS]
never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. [NOT ONCE SINCE 2008... I UNCAP EVERY SINGLE ONE]
have a plan to get out of school early on October 2nd so you can buy The Mark Of Athena, read it, and still have time to do your homework. [I DID THAT]
ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards. [HADES YEAH!]
start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. [I hate math...sum it up...its a YESSSSSS]
start spelling character names out of your spelling words. [YEP]
start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. [SURE]
15.Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. [YAHH]
try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. [YEP]
make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.[YES.]
18.The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” [YEP]
19.On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. [YEA]
yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. [I tried it once and everybody looked at me strangely]
dream about PJO every night. [ YES]
curse a god/goddess a lot. [YEA]
23. Whenever someone says something remotely similar to do with PJO i springs to mind. i went to the Cherokee museum you yell PIPER! [HEHE YEA]
know PJO better then most people [Would I BE DOING THIS IF I DIDN'T?]
have links to every great PJO site [MOST OF THEM]
26
know what you would do if you were Percy [POKE HIM IN THE SMALL OF HIS BACK UNTIL HE TAKES YOU TO CAMP IF THIS IS BEFOR HOO, IF NOT, THEN YELL "SEAWEED BRAIN" THEN HIDE.]
28
least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. [HOPEFULLY]
wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work [I'VE TRIED SPRAYING WATER TOWARDS THE SUN AND SAID MY FAR AWAY SISTERS NAME WHILE THROWING IN QUARTR SEVERAL TIMES. NOTHING :( I NEED DRACHAMAS!!]
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32.Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'
are trying to learn Greek [YES]
keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. [I SNEEK THE BOOKS WITH ME .]
35.Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. [YEA]
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just have to research more about greek myth [TOTALLY]
want to learn Latin [HADES YEP]
copy/paste this onto your profile [DO YOU SEE THIS?]
43.About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over
have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to
make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO
46.Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree [DO BROTHERS COUNT?]
47
have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them [AGAIN, BROTHER, I HAD TO EXPAIN THE MARK OF ATHENA TWICE TODAY]
49
’re nodding and smiling when you read this [YEP]
were so busy reading that you missed number 41[AWWWW DID HE RUN AWAY? AND YEA...I JUST REALIZED THERES NO 41]
are planning on adding a lot more things to this list [MAYBEEE]
have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things [MORE!]
are so obessed with PJO and the couple Percy-Annabeth, that you are proud to call yourselves supporters of Percabeth!!![Hades yes!]
55. You try to convince your friends to read PJO [I SUCCEEDED]
56. You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. [SOOOOOOOOO GOTTA DO THAT!!!]
57. YOU RANDOMLY QUOTE PJO [yep]
Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you like me? Percy: No Annabeth: Do you want me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you cry if I left? Percy: No Annabeth: Would you live for me? Percy: No Annabeth:Would you do anything for me? Percy: No Annabeth: Choose--me or your life Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
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