Name: Not gonna say so just call me Zozo!
Age: ... No.
Birthday: April 18
Hobbies: Reading, writing, fanfiction, drawing
FAV ANIME AT THE MOMENT: KHR
FAV ANIME CHARACTER AT THE MOMENT: Hibari, Yamamoto, Gokudera and Belphegor (Shut up... I can't decide)
How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash:
- You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street.
- You wish you had gay friends just so you could perve on them kissing their boyfriends.
- You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction.
- You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM.
- If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts.
- You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeristic activities.
- You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face.
- You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc.
- The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga.
- You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes.
- It’s the only aphrodesiac you need.
- When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in.
- Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits.
If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. I LOVE YAOI!!!!!!