Just your ordinary sucky fanfic writer. That's all. Formerly known as DarkDemonMaster.

Stuff that no one really cares about:

Favorite anime/manga:

Bleach

One Piece

Naruto

My favorite pairings:

Bleach pairings:

Ichigo/Rukia

Ishida/Inoue

Naruto pairings:

Shika/Ino

Kiba/Hina

Neji/Ten

Naru/Saku

One Piece pairings:

Now that I think about it, One Piece wouldn't be One Piece with pairings. You know, the whole "nakama" thing?

~ Some "Why did the chicken cross the road?" jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? E. Hemingway's answer: To die. Alone. In the cold rain.

Grampa's answer: Back in my day, we didn't ask WHY the chicken crossed the road. They told us the chicken crossed the road, and THAT was THAT!

The Bible's Answer: Thou shalt cross the road, and when thou hast crossed the road, there shall be REJOICING!!!!!!!

Colonel Sander's answer: What? I missed one?

the (old) Star Trek captain's answer: To go where no chicken has gone before!

Just to let you know, Colonel Sanders is the guy that made KFC.^^ I forgot Martha Stewart's answer. If ya think I made these up, you're wrong. I'm not that witty... -_-;

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Follow your dreams... except that one where you were at school in your underwear.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

No guy is worth your tears, and when you find one who is, he won't make you cry.

Those who say sunshine brings happiness have never danced in the rain.

Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and dance like nobody's watching.

Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant sorta like having a peeing section in a pool?

We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear

I doubt therefore I might be.

It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

I knew there was something was wrong when my imaginary friends wouldn't play with me anymore.

I'll try being nicer...if you try being smarter.

Guys are like stars. There are millions of them. But only one can make your dreams come true.

Sorry Ronald McDonald, you didn't make me smile.

I'm through with guys, They just tell lies, They break your heart and make you cry, Loving guys is such a sin, Hey, check the guy who just walked in.

Act weird and make them wonder.

I use to talk to you on the phone all the time until you got caller ID... now you're never home.

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

Life's a party, but you must choose whether you're gonna party or not.

No, I haven't met Mr. Right. However, I have met Mr. Cheap, Mr. Rude, and Mr. Cocky.

Squirrels: nature's little speed bumps.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Guys are like roller coasters...they either make you sick to your stomach or give you the time of your life.

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends ... if they're okay, you're it.

Normal people worry me.

Dream as if you'll live forever - live as if you'll die today.

As you grow older, the only things you'll regret are the things you don't do.

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It just means you've decided to look beyond the inperfections.

If aliens were searching for intelligent life, why would they land here??

We rock the house and party on You'll hear our music way past dawn Other classes think they're so cool But we're the class that will always rule Teachers know we ain't from heaven Hey, we're the class 2007.

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you're built upside down.

Does the noise inside my head bother you?

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what I should feed it.

This is an inside joke and you're on the outside.

Who do you run to if the only person who can stop your tears is the one who made you cry?

I wish my mom told me the same thing about guys as she did about scary movies, "Don't worry, honey, they're all fake."

When you were born, you were crying and everyone around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die, you'll be the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards...

Why do I have to go to English class? I'm never going to England.

The number one cause of divorce is marriage.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Tonight's weather: dark with continued darkness till dawn.

Why do they call it common sense if it's so rare?

Oh crap, you're going to try to cheer me up now, aren't you?

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

Mistakes are proof that you're trying.

You don't love someone because they're beautiful. They'd be beautiful because you love them.

I'm out of bed and made it to the keyboard. What more do you want?

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

You changed my world with just one smile. You took my heart with just one kiss.

Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?

Hey guys... think you're a man? A man's a king, a king's a ruler, a ruler's 12 foot.. still think you're a man?

Apparently, the knight in shining armor who was supposed to sweep me off my feet got lost in the woods.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!

Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.

You're as fake as press-on nails.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of these and if you know who said them, please tell me so I can give credit where credit is due. If you find any of these offensive and wish them to be removed, please just say so in a review. ^^ Have a nice day~

Pet Peeves:

-Self Insertion fics (. Ugh...)

-When people mix up 'your' and 'you're'

-When people write 'I suck at writing summaries' in their summary. x.o

-When people write 'bad summary, but a great story' in their summary. (How would they know? Stupid egostical people...)

-Fics in script format. *twitch*

Updates: Why? Naruto: Deleted.

Mask Naruto: One-shot. Complete.

The Heart Goes On One Piece: One-shot. Complete.

Nights One Piece: One-shot. Complete.

Journals and Diaries Naruto: Multi-chaptered. HAVING HUGE WRITER'S BLOCK. There probably won't be any updates soon.