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Riza and Rebecca's Excellent Adventure
At Roy's request Hughes must unravel just what exactly happened during Riza and Rebecca's night out on the town. Somehow it involves a mongoose, a mouse, and Jean Havoc in skimpy underwear. Crackilicious, mild Royai Roy/Riza and Rebecca/HavocFullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 4k+, favs: 32, follows: 3, 8/28/2011, Maes H., Riza H.
22 What Makes A Man »
When investigating a series of alchemy-related murders, Roy and Hawkeye's genders get switched. Now they have to deal with their new bodies and race to undercover the mastermind before more innocent people are killed. Gender-switch Het Royai Roy/RizaFullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Suspense & Humor, chapters: 4, words: 16k+, favs: 77, follows: 22, updated: 5/4/2011 published: 4/21/2011, Roy M., Riza H.
10 Cause and Effect
Alphonse has a confession to make to Ed, but Ed isn't going to want to hear it. Some Ed/Winry.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor, words: 455, favs: 10, 10/6/2009, Edward E., Alphonse E.
17 An Ed and Roy Lemon Story
Ed may have a dirty mind, but Roy has been helping it along. Crack. Contains Sex. And, I'll give you one guess as to the pairings. You may even be right! But I wouldn't count on it...Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 35, follows: 3, 6/18/2009, Roy M., Edward E.
5 The Imperfect Little Soldier
Riza Hawkeye has been obeying orders since she was a child. In many ways she was a perfect little soldier. Slight Roy / Riza.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Tragedy & Drama, words: 289, favs: 15, follows: 1, 6/11/2009, Riza H., Roy M.
7 Too Many Sins Spoil the Plot
When a sudden influx of homunculi arrive on Dante's doorstep, even she eventually starts to run out of names... COMPLETE AND UTTER CRACK. Rated for language mainly.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 1k+, favs: 17, 4/16/2009
35Not Quite Happily Ever After »
Marriage and raising a family present a whole new set of challenges for Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye. A series of loosely interconnected oneshots. Postmovie. Royai. Roy x Riza. Rated for language. Each chapter can stand on its own.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Family, chapters: 4, words: 5k+, favs: 34, follows: 26, updated: 7/5/2008 published: 11/10/2007, Roy M., Riza H.
The Love of Science
All three of the Elric brothers inherited their father's love of science. But Al and Heiderich think their older brother Edward may love it just a bit too much... College AU. April Fool's Day Challenge Fic.Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 6, follows: 1, 4/5/2008, Edward E., Alphonse E.
21 A Fine Summer Mess
On a trip to the beach for Mustang and his staff, Ed finds out some very interesting things about the colonel and his lieutenant. Royai. Mangabased.Fullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 62, follows: 7, 8/23/2007, Riza H., Roy M.
95A Confusing Midday »
Roy and Havoc decide to focus their matchmaking skills on Ed and Winry this time. It doesn't go well, Riza is not happy, and her relationship with Roy suffers. Sequel to Lonely Mornings, but can be read by itself. Royai, Roy x Riza, Ed x WinryFullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 5, words: 18k+, favs: 48, follows: 65, updated: 8/3/2007 published: 6/11/2006, Riza H., Roy M.
7 Back to the Path
On the anniversary of the victory over Ishbal, Roy begins to lose sight of his goal. Now Riza is the only person left who can bring him back. Royai, Roy Riza, Manga universe, Minor SpoilersFullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Angst & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 9, follows: 2, 6/13/2007, Roy M., Riza H.
12 My Daddy
A baby grunty talks about his daddy, the Wavemaster Tsukasa. No pairings..hack/SIGN, K, English, Humor, words: 669, favs: 9, 5/18/2007
7 Milkbone Underwear
Can it really be Havoc's fault that Breda hates dogs? Breda x Hand, Havoc x OC, Rated for sexual scene, language, and dialogue.Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Drama, words: 2k+, favs: 4, 4/5/2007, Jean H.
29 Paperwork
Roy Mustang will jump at anything that gets him out of paperwork. Unfortunately, this time Riza Hawkeye is that distraction! Rated for sexual language and scenes. Royai. Roy RizaFullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Romance, words: 903, favs: 69, follows: 9, 12/5/2006, Riza H., Roy M.
10 A Cure for Boredom
Envy is forced by Father to watch the Rockbell house as a punishment. Envy's bored, Pinako's bored... Can a game of poker be the cure? Contains freaky old people sex, profanity and sexual dialogue. Envy x Pinako Het. Challenge Fic.Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Parody, words: 3k+, favs: 7, 10/1/2006, Envy, Pinako R.
27 The Right Fit
Paninya is having trouble dealing with Al's new human body, but not quite for the reason Al thinks. Meanwhile, Ed has a surprise for Winry, but he has to survive the day without getting her angry first! Mangabased. Sexual scene, language and dialogue.Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Romance & Humor, words: 7k+, favs: 27, follows: 7, 9/8/2006, Edward E., Winry R.
9Office Wars
Breda launches the opening salvo in the war against Hughes and his pictures. NOTE: On hiatus until further notice.Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor, words: 1k+, favs: 3, follows: 4, 7/31/2006, Maes H.
209 Lonely Mornings »
Mustang drags Hawkeye out on a mission to find a girlfriend for Havoc. But what is this mission really about? RoyRiza, Royai, Rated M for sexual language, situations and profanity Lemon in Chapters 6 and 7.Fullmetal Alchemist, M, English, Humor & Romance, chapters: 11, words: 28k+, favs: 201, follows: 75, updated: 5/22/2006 published: 4/11/2006, Roy M., Riza H.
19Special Missions
After a certain metallimbed alchemist goes too far and destroys Mustang's beloved desk, Hawkeye is given a set of highly unusual missions for Ed Elric to complete. Rated for profanity. Roy x Riza, Royai, ON HIATUS.Fullmetal Alchemist, T, English, Humor & Parody, words: 2k+, favs: 15, follows: 22, 5/7/2006, Edward E., Riza H.
39 Goodbye and Godspeed
When Black Hayate comes down with a terminal illness, Riza has to make one of the hardest decisions of her life. Slight Royai, Slight Roy RizaFullmetal Alchemist, K+, English, Tragedy & Angst, words: 2k+, favs: 48, follows: 3, 5/3/2006, Riza H., Roy M.
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