Hello, I'm the one, the only, the amazing xXIvoryElephantXx but you can call me Ivory *people cheer and clap while handing me a big strawberry cake*
As you can tell (probably) I LOVE Elephants and really really really want to have one for a pet!!! Earlier this year one of my friends Jain went to Africa and I asked her to get me an Elephant but noooo, she could't get me one, not even a key chain!!
If only I could get an Elephant, name it Ellie and I would ride it of into the sunset XD I really hate that so-called fudge ice-cream (it lies) but I love any cake as long as it doesn't have vegetables in it :( I am a girl who also loves to eat DELICIOUS foods. And I failed most of my spelling tests so I have to use my BFFL as my spell check (as I'm doing now *gives friend hug and friend glares and continues watching me type*) my friend can get really moody, so sometimes she spoils me and acts really nice and other times she calls me annoying and stupid, but its' ok after having known her for TWO YEARS *balloons and confetti come flying out somewhere* I have become a master at knowing her moods *gets a certificate*.
I really love lots of different things and think myself as an awesome butler like Sebastian! Now I know what your all thinking 'girls can't be butlers they have to be maids' and yes that is true most girls want to be maids but not I. One of my friends K and I really want to be butlers when you are a maid you have to clean and do all the housework (which I hate) also you have to wear those stupid short dresses (I hate dresses) and you have to do all the dirty work. If you are a butler you get to wear those cool suits and get to do cool stuff like Sebastian (black butler reference).
Hello my adoring followers!
Here's my Deviantart account though my art isn't that good; http://
Also I made fanart for Cookie Krisp's character Fern from "A Muted Truth is a Lie" and here's the link; http:///art/Fern-426071873?ga_submit_new=10
Girls Don't realize these things;
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care
But most of all
For not being sorry anymore
That you can't accept me for who I am
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
That I cared
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
If you get annoyed by people flaming random artists on youtube saying that their music sucks, that get pissed when you tell them not to listen to their music if they hate it so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile.
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Copy and paste this if you'd be one of the 10 percent yelling jump!
If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Don't take off your cloaks you guys! O_o)
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while sugar high copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc. then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are anti social sometimes, copy and paste.
I once read that only math can save us now. Put this in your profile if you're screwed.
If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
"They hurt her..."
About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.