Hi so... My name is None ya' business, but friends call me K :D. I'm a Tom boy, I love playing my guitar, writing songs, writing stories, skateboarding, surfing and reading. I support Liverpool FC, and I am constantly listening to music. I love rock, metal, hardcore, punk, rap, country,r'n'b and alternative music. I'm editor and senior reporter at my school newspaper (though I'm still working on my own wall of weird). I am a mythology geek. I believe I am adopted as there is no way i share any DNA with with brother. I am a science nerd (I went to camp and every thing). Well thats all I got for now. Peace out.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (EMO IS A TYPE OF 80'S MUSIC)
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f-ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have Orange Hair, Live up in the hills, Speak with a Funny Accent and Eat Haggis all the time.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.I Listen to JAPANESE MUSIC, so I must be a Weeaboo
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
ONLY IN AMERICA...
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks
...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front
...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8
...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter
...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke
...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages
...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place
...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures
REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
You say Bella and Edward, I say PERCY AND ANNABETH
You say Team Edward, I say TEAM PERCY!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Jasper, I say LUKE!
You say Alice, I say THALIA!
You say Rosalie, I say SILENA!
You say the wolf pack, I say THE STOLLS!
You say Emmett, I say BECKENDORF!
You say Carlisle, I say CHIRON!
You say Esme, I say ZOE!
You say Forks, I say CAMP HALF-BLOOD!
You say Twilight, I say...PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS BABY!!!!!!!
Bold the ones you are:
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x) You love hoodies.
(x) You love jeans.
(x) Dogs are better than cats.
(x) It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(x) You've played with/against boys on a team.
(x) Shopping is torture.
() Sad movies suck.
(x) You own and/or have owned an X-Box.
(x) Played with Hot wheels’ cars as a kid.
(x) At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
(x) You own and/or have owned a DS, PS2 or Sega.
(x) You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
(x) You watch sports on TV.
(x) Gory movies are cool.
(x) You go to your dad for advice.
(x) You own like a trillion baseball caps.
() You like going to high school football games.
(x) You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
(x) Baggy pants are cool to wear.
(x) It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
(x) Green, black, red, blue or silver is one of your favorite colors.
(x) You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
(x) Sports are fun.
(x) Talk with food in your mouth.
(x) Sleep with your socks on at night.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
() You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
() You love skirts.
() Cats are better than dogs.
() You love to shop.
() You wear eyeliner.
() You wear the color pink.
() Go to your mom for advice.
(x) Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.
() You hate wearing the color black.
() You like hanging out at the shopping center.
() You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
() You like wearing jewelry.
() Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
(x) You don't like the movie Star Wars.
(x) You were in gymnastics/dance.
() It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
(x) You smile a lot more than you should.
() You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
() You care about what you look like.
() You like wearing dresses when you can.
() You like wearing body perfume.
(x) You love the movies.
() Used to play with dolls as little kid.
() Like being the star of every thing.
What Greek god are you!?
[X] You like being in charge.
[X]You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. (ZAAAAAAAP)
] You were voted Class President.
[X] You do what’s best for everyone
] You have multiple exes.
[X] You think you have what it takes to run for President.
[X] You think every problem has a solution.
] You love showing off.
[X] You like plane rides
] You are hydrophobiac (Water...is...scary)
[X] You feel at home in the water.
[X] Your favorite vacation place is at the beach.
[X] You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
[X] You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
[X] You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
[X] You swim professionally.
] You hate seafood.
[X] You never get seasick.
] You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
[X] You’re not that much of a people person.
[X] You like staying in the dark and writing poems.
[X] You experience bad moods on a regular basis.
[X] You like listening to loud, angry music.
]You spend most of your time alone.
[X] You think parties are loud and annoying.
[X] You like to keep to yourself.
] All your closets are padlocked.
] You write in diary/journal.
[X] You feel most active at night.
] You own a garden.
[X] You like the great outdoors.
] You have a green thumb.
] You’re an environmentalist.
[X] You have a special connection with animals.
] You’re a vegetarian.
[X] You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world.
] You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly.
] You love going to flower shops.
[X] You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with.
[X] You often start fights.
[X] You’re a very aggressive type of person.
[X] You like watching wrestling.
[X] You’re competitive.
[X] You like reading about war.
[x] You don’t take anything from anybody.
] You have anger management.
[X] You never back away from a fight.
] Everyone does what you say.
[X] You don’t always think before you do something.
[X] You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge.
[X] You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis.
[X] Half of your Christmas presents last year were books.
[X] You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it.
[X] You’re the valedictorian in your class.
[X] You’ve never gotten a grade below 90 in your report card.
] You get political jokes without asking people to explain them.
[X] You think it would be better if you were the President.
[X] You have a huge shelf of books at home.
] You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful.
[X] You’re very creative and artistic.
[X] You like listening to all kinds of music in general.
[X] You always feel sunny and optimistic.
[X]You are talented at drawing.
[X] You like writing poetry.
] You can play at least 3 musical instruments.
[X] You like going to art museums.
] You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests.
[X] You have straight As in Art on your report card.
[X] Your school notebook has more doodles than notes.
HUNTER OF ARTEMIS
] You dislike boys in general.
[X] A deer is one of your favorite animals
] You can shoot targets
[X] You like silver.
[X] You like the moon better than the sun
[X] Zoe Nightshade is awesome
[X] You love wild animals (Tiger, lepoards)
] You spend most of your time outdoors.
] You love to move around the place
[X] Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters
[X] You have a way with tools.
] You build awesome things during your free time
] You’re the best at Woodshop in your class.
] Metalworking is your forte.
] You have your own toolbox.
[X]You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots.
] You’re a techie.
] You often have carpentry projects.
] You dream of being a carpenter.
[X]You aren’t afraid of fire.
] Every guy/girl swoons for you.
] You like putting on makeup.
] You naturally smell good.
] You never experience a bad hair day.
] Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping.
] You’re always at the front of every trend.
] You’re the popular girl/guy at your school.
] You’re often invited to parties.
] Your motto is "It’s never a party without me."
] You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis.
[X] You like pickpocketing your friends.
[X] You’re a prankster.
[X] You’re a speed demon.
[X] You consider yourself restless.
[X]You’re the best speaker in the class.
[X] You think on your feet and use your wits.
[X] You’re inventive and resourceful.
[X] You often start arguments.
[X] You’ve never lost a debate.
[X] You like making witty and sarcastic statements.
] You’re the life of the party.
] You like wine.
] You’ve probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there.
] You can finish a martini in less than a minute.
] You have a happy, cheerful disposition.
] You’re a foodie.
] You like going to social events and mingling with people.
[X]You like trying out new food. (How is food related to him????)
] You feel that you’re abundant in life.
[X] You think that too much of anything is bad.
There is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there was someone in the world like that, he would be a shallow soul.
My shoulder angel and shoulder devil agree more often than not. Should I be worried?
Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is important.
What happens when you take away the one thing that keeps a man going? You give him nothing to lose in his quest to kill you.
The heart wants what it wants, even that which is worse for it.
Evil has a way of befriending the good, and dragging them into the darkness.
Never insult a man with a gun, it won’t end well.
If you want peace, prepare for war.
A life without insanity is hardly worth living.
Respect is no one’s birth-right, only ever earned.
Passion without Purpose, Strength without Control, Spirit without Discipline, All are pathways to destruction.
There are always two choices. Two paths to take. One is easy and its only reward is that it is easy.
Older men declare war. But it is youth that must fight and die.
War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
The smallest act of kindness is worth more than the greatest intention.
'Without question' suddenly sounded awfully like 'without support'. The problem with following, only following, was that the one in front was always alone.
Those who want peace most are the ones who have to fight for it most.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
Some people are still alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.
Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.
What did killing a person ever get anybody but into more trouble than they needed?
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.
Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?.
A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
There's no such thing as a bad idea, just poorly executed awesome ones.
The dangerous predator, the most dangerous of beasts utters its terrifying cry before it attacks. This terrifying, merciless beast’s name is... the fangirl.
Men: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again.
Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.