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Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

This morning I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs. I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...Cat

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Favorite Books:

Harry Potter (Harry/Luna or Harry/Hermione, Neville/Susan or Neville/Luna)

Heroes of Olympus

Percy Jackson

Favorite Shows: (there are more, just can't think of them)

Doctor Who (Doctor/Rose)

Merlin (Arthur/Gwen, Merlin/Freya or Merlin/Morgana) (also like Arthur and Merlin's friendship)--Fave character- Gwaine (hilarious)

Sherlock (Love Sherlock and John's friendship)

Supernatural (Love everything to do with Dean-he is hilarious)

Favorite Anime/Manga: (Again a lot more, just the main ones)

Assassination Classroom (Karma/Nagisa)


Fairy Tail (Natsu/Lucy, Gajeel/Levy, Gray/Juvia, Jellal/Erza, Romeo/Wendy)

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

Gakuen Alice (Natsume/Mikan, Ruka/Hotaro)

Gintama (Okita/Kagura)

Gunslinger Girl

Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Kuroko no Basuke -- Fave Character {not in any order} - Kise, Takao, Imayoshi,


One Piece

Pokemon (Drew/May, Ruby/Sapphire, Green/Blue, Red/Yellow, Gold/Crystal, Pearl/Platina)

Shugo Chara (Ikuto/Amu, Nagi/Rima, Kukai/Utau)

Quotes from Fanfiction: Any spelling mistakes are the sames as in the story

Naruto --

Better Left Unsaid - by Kenchi618 - Chapter 8

'Okay Asuma calm down... so you have a gold-mine ninjutsu specialist prospect on your own team? Big deal, it's cool... No need to get fired up and start raving about it. You'll swell the kid's head. We've got to test this clone thing out later.' Asuma had to fight the urge to begin frothing at the mouth and running back to Konoha to brag about what he had just found out about Naruto. _(_Asuma about Naruto's skill with Shadow Clones ability to learn_)_

Bloodline Destroyer - by oso1991 - Chapter 11

"Is there anything that you can't do?" Zabuza asked. Anko nodded.

"I can't fold my tongue," Naruto admitted. Zabuza and Anko sweatdropped.

Bloodline Flash - by Edaar the Mage - Chapter 13

"Ok, Naruto, I need you be shut up and let me explain.I stopped you in there because this is one of those very delicate political situations. Remember what I said about you and delicate political situations?" he asked him only to receive a nod as he slowly released his hold. _(_Jiraiya to Naruto after shoving his[Jiraiya's] hand over Naruto's mouth to keep him from saying something stupid_)_

"You said I am terrible at them and am most likely to start a war before somehow magically turning the entire country into my best friend and creating more paperwork than even Kami would know what to do with, right?" the blond responded.

Code SIN - by SimpleInsomniac - Chapter 3

"I hope someone is preparing these idiots' funerals," Ibiki muttered under his breath. The Hokage chuckled as he heard Ibiki's angry complaints. 'It's these days that I kind of feel sorry for the Civilian Council... nope, the feelings gone. Must've been the ramen I ate.'

Code SIN - by SimpleInsomniac - Chapter 7

Shikamaru groaned again. "Girls and their temper. They're all upset that they can't be on the same team as Sasuke. And we get the worst end of the stick, being stuck with Sasuke's number 1 fan-girl (Sakura). Chouji, I feel so sorry for us."

Naruto placed his hands together in a praying fashion. "May Kami have mercy on you," he intoned.

The rest of the boys suddenly turned serious, and pitying eyes were directed to Chouji and Shikamaru. "Amen."

Ibiki's Apprentice - by May Wren (oneshot)

On the third hand (which Ibiki had often found himself needing when dealing with Naruto), it turned out that a Naruto who was trained in the Shinobi mind arts was a complete pain in the ass.

Naruto: The second flash - by CrazyStar12 - Chapter 3

"I know Naruto-kun, that's why I politely told them to get the hell out of my sight before they regret it." _(_Sarutobi to Naruto about the Civilian Council_)_

Naruto: Unstoppable - by Jiraiya's Lost Student - Chapter 8

Sarutobi suddenly had visions of the young Uchiha in about seven hundred tiny flesh ribbons compressed into a small Sasuke ball.

Naruto: Unstoppable - by Jiraiya's Lost Student - Chapter 15

"When I was nine I was a monster, I killed just to prove my existence, used my killing intent to drive animals crazy, and I would always hide the television remote. Really sick shit." _(_Gaara to Yugito_)_

Naruto: Unstoppable - by Jiraiya's Lost Student - Chapter 15

"Hard to believe that he used to hide the remote, isn't?" Questioned Naruto as he sat down.

"Hid the remote? That's just evil. Yugito! Get in here." Called out A.

No One - by monkeycrunch88 - Chapter 4

It was a disgusting display of the human courtship rituals.

Stormborn - by black.k.kat - Chapter 27

He's getting beaten by paper. Utakata is greatly offended by this. _(_Utakata when fighting Konan_)_

Stormborn - by black.k.kat - Chapter 27

Tsunade blinks after her grandfather's retreating figure as it's all but buried by White Zetsu clones. She glances towards Orochimaru, who is always at fault where weird happenings are concerned, and is promptly struck speechless by the man stalking past him.

"Witless, idiotic clown," Senju Tobirama mutters, before following his brother.

Harry Potter--

The Demon of Hogwarts - by DZ2 - Chapter 2

"Oh majestic library with your enchanting décor…you've shown me power; now give me more!" _(_Harry Potter_)_
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