Age: for all you know i could be 100,000,000,000 MUHAHAHAHAHAHA
Name: SkulduggeryFowl why?
Family: The Hulk, She-Hulk, He-Hulk, Me-Hulk, and the guy in the dreamland add
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DAMNIT THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE AND ILL PROVE IT TO THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i will now say a bunch of stuff that is completley usless to everybody except bunnies
REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile)
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body! (Hm, mine is in the wash, borrow yours?)
3. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWAHAHAHAHA *cough* *cough*
4. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! (BOW BEFORE ME BATMAN!!!!!)
5. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life! (I thought little sisters got me my things. She's terrible at that though, so can you be my underling?)
6. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
7. you have more awesome weapons and get to blow things up with your giant DEATH LAZA (and do spelling mistakes just becuase it sounds cooler that way
7. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason! (or possibly galaxy domination depends if how many death lasers you have)
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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.
Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.
Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.
Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.
Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)
Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.
Try to start a wave.
Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first
Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.
Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"
Sing with the theme music.
Bring and use your own air freshener.
At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."
Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.
Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.
Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.
Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"
Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.
Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.
Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.
When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"
Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.
Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"
Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.
Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.
Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"
Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.
Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.
Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.
Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.
Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.
Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"
Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"
Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"
Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.
Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.
Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.
Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.
Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
and most annoying of all when sombody asked how was the movie you say "awwwwww it was cool and there was this really really awesome bit it was...im not telling you"
You know you live in 2016 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.;
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace or Facebook.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
"PUT DOWN THE CUBE SKULL
Prayer to Dobby
Dear Dobby
your so cute
we hate belitrix for killing you
infact we gouged her eyes out and dropped her in a cage of flesh eating babies from hell
but we think your awesome
so in your immortal words of wisdom
that ill say to my parents when they want we to move out
"Dobby is a free elf, Dobby has no master!"
and now i will show you what i think of the avengers characterZ
Hulk-so damn CUTE :D
Captain America- you'd think that he'd die
Iron Man- show off :)
Loki- "i will not be bullied by a mindless beast" well he didn't Hulk has a mind a very dull one at that but a mind netherless
and to be continued
How to Tell if You're a Writer
-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
Copy and Paste this if you're a writer
If the character you like in books and movies is never the main character, post this on your profile!
If you listen to music when reading fan fiction, post this on profile!
If you found out about fan fiction on a Google search like I did, post this on your profile!
If your favorite character always dies, post this on your profile!
If you hear the characters voices in your head, post this on your profile!
If, when you imagine the characters in a book they looking nothing like the actors in the movie, post this on your profile!
If your one of those people that reads other peoples profiles, post this on your profile!
If your friends think you are obsessed, post this on your profiLeIf you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you), copy and paste this in your profile.
If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this to your profile.
If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe that preps travel in herds then place this on your profile.
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever cried when your favorite character died/almost died, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile
If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever tripped over a pillow, copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been told a joke, not gotten it, and then burst out laughing half an hour later when you actually got it, copy & paste this into your profile.
TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intelligent, put this in your profile!
If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
The people of the world are classified as black and white. If you want to be the only person with green skin copy/paste this onto your profile!
Dear Twilight Fans:
WE'RE SORRY, WE CAN'T HEAR YOUR COMPLAINTS OF OUR NERDYNESS OVER THE SOUND OF OUR THEME PARK!!
Sincerely;
The Harry Potter Fans
Some people say the glass is half empty some say it's half full. Me? I just want to know who's drinking my dang soda.
I'm not random, I'm just dif- OHHHHH A TACO!!!!!
Most people's motto are something homey and wise like 'live, laugh, love.' WELL I just want the world to know my motto;'Duct tape fixes everything.'
I'm not a blonde! I'm knot I'm knot I'm knot!
If money dosen't grow on trees, how come banks have branches?
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half!
If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
Most of the good men in this world are either taken, or fictional characters. Copy if true.
If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this.
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you absolutely think that pink is the worst color in the world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you write your own copy & paste things, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't know what these words mean: OC, OOC, IC, femslash, canon, AU, shipping, lemon, lime, fluff, drabble, one-shot: than copy and paste this into your profile.
Dear twilight fans that think Twilight is better then harry potter and love the relationship between Edward and Bella
this is what I have to say
..l.,
(Copy and paste this into your profile if you understand it and agree with it)
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, then say in 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' style if that is "their final answer."
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
The cops never find it as funny as you do.
Education is important, school however, is another matter.
Don't look at me in that tone!
I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Therapist = The/rapist . . . Scary thought.
Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!
I'm not insane and the voices in my head agree with me.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse
Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
When life gives you Edward Cullen, smile evilly and go to your stash of weapons.
When life gives you Edward Cullen, throw him back and demand someone cooler (like your elementary school janitor, perhaps?)
A fail so epic, it's almost a win.
I'm sarcastic, what's your superpower?
A friend is a person that knows you are a good egg, even though you are slightly cracked.
What doesn't kill me better run pretty dang fast.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift--that's why we call it the present.
Have you noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anybody driving faster is a maniac?
I can insult my best friend, but heaven help you if you do.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad.
If people were meant to pop out of bed, we'd all sleep in toasters.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more
If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you!
When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the person who made you mad.
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ..He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking so good either.
I'm sorry, yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look to impressed.
Anger is one letter short of danger.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
10 Facts About You
1. You're reading this right now
2. You're realizing that is a stupid fact
4. You didn't notice I skipped three
5. You're checking right now
6. You're smiling
7. You're still reading this even though it is stupid
9. You didn't realize I skipped eight
10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again
11. You're enjoying this
12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts
95 of people would go nuts if Edward Cullen jumped off a building. 4 would yell JUMP. If you are the 1 that would push him, copy this and paste it and put it on your profile
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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6, Bubble Blower, panache2005, .Dr1v3n t0 1n5aN1Ty., Serenity.Jones, crystalshake, KOIZUMI MICHIYO, Eeveeninja77, Linzerj,LionLover190, CaMaRoFaN14, Ironhide and Lennox, supergirlprime, StoleTheSpider, Blueseas17, SkulduggeryFowl
i would write more but i need to find a new host body