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Biography
Joined Jun '13

You guys should follow me on tumblr! I make sure to follow everyone back: http:///

Hola! To be honest, I used to be on Fanfiction…. LITRALLY 24/7 where I’d constantly post my drabble and you lovely people would favorite, review and all that jazz! But I did something horrible… I stopped writing fan fiction and left for a couple years, read some new books, finished a couple series but now.. I AM BACK. I look back upon my old stories and seriously, I cringe. But I’ve made a pledge to finish the stories I start writing! I refuse to leave y’all again, and if I draw a blank I will ASK FOR HELP! You have my word! Also, on that note, I should tell you that I have a particular liking to adding characters to original plots, especially in Supernatural, Vampire Academy and Percy Jackson and the Olympians stories. Which will basically be what I will write about most, hope you enjoy!

I don’t watch a lot of TV (besides SPN, How I Met Your Mother and… well that’s pretty much the basis of it!) but my guilty pleasure is… Gossip Girl (JUDGE ME. That show is more addicting than CRACK), GLEEEEE and mostly a lot of mindless cartoons.

When I’m not on Fanfiction, reading or doing other crap at home, I am watching YouTube videos! If you are a fan of Jenna Marbles, Charlieissocoollike, AmazinPhil, Danisnotonfire OR Pewdiepie… please talk to me!

Favorite Shows: Supernatural, How I met Your Mother, So You Think You Can Dance, Merlin, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Soul Eater and maybe over the summer I‘ll get into Doctor Who! Also, I recently got hooked on Glee! (RIP Cory Monteith :(

Favorite Movies: TOO MANY TO COUNT. To narrow it down… The Harry Potter movies, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, and most Tim Burton films.

Favorite Book(s): Percy Jackson & The Olympians, The Vampire Academy series, The Night Huntress series, The Hunger Games trilogy, The Dark Hunter Series (including the Chronicles of Nick) and the Hush Hush trilogy; although I read quite a bit so I can't name which are my favorites.

MUSIC: I’m not gonna even go here… I like a lot of music, okay? Kay. :D

FAVORITE PAIRING'S:

How I met your mother:

Lilly/Marshall

Ted/Robin

Vampire Diaries (The book):

Damon/ Bonnie

Stefan/Elena

Meredith/Alaric

Supernatural:

Dean/Lisa

Dean/Jo

Sam/Jessica

Vampire Academy:

Dimitri/Rose

Adrian/O.C

Lissa/Christian

Mason/O.C

Eddie/Mia or Sydney

Night Huntress Series:

Cat/Bones

Spade/Denise

Glee:

KLAINE! (Kurt/Blaine) I am a MAJOR Klaine supporter :)

Nick/Jeff (Neff) seriously, those guys are adorable!

Finchel (classic)

Mike/Tina

Brittana

Puck/Quinn

Also, I love me some Sebastian but not messing around with my Klaine...

PJO:

Percabeth (DUH!)

Jason/Piper

Leo/O.C

Hazel/Frank (what? They’re cute!)

Nico/ME! ;)

The Pledge to PJO

I promise to remember Percy

whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

whenever my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson

when a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

when a friend is afraid of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

whenever I see someone who gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

when I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

whenever I see someone who doesn't get along well with others

I promise to remember ZOE

when I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

when a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember Percy Jackson and the Olympians wherever I may go

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, dannychic2006, Starfire the Dragon, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Mistress62 Hecate Witch-Queen,XDOWNWITHTWILIGHTX, Narutard4life!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Her name was Auroura

She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If your against child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

.) .)..) .)
(. (. Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

Remember when getting high meant swinging at the playground. The worst thing you could get from the opposite sex was cooties. Mom and dad were your heroes. Five dollars seemed like a million. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do over". Your worst enemies were your siblings. Race issues were who ran the fastest. War was a card game. Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly. The only drug you knew of was cough medicine and wearing skirts didn't mean you were a slut. Kool-Aid was the drink of choice and the only thing you smoked were the tires of your bike. The only thing that hurt was skinned knees and the only things that could get broken were your toys. Life was simple and carefree, but what I remember the most was wanting to grow up.

Find the Guy

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER

put this on your page
if you love to laugh

Ninety-three percent of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and paste this if you would be part of the seven percent that'd be LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF!

Your Volume

Min- - - - - - - - - - -Max

Take Your Preppy Blond To a Preppy Pool and Tape a Mirror to the Bottom of the Pool and VIOLA!

The Blond is history.

95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends.

95 percent of the teenage population would go into panic if Miley Cyrus was standing off a ledge of a 10 story building. Put this on your profile if you would be the 5 percent standing there with a megaphone screaming Jump You Dumb Bitch Jump!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, then the rest of our lives telling us to sit down and shut up.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that asshole upside the head

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

GAUTENG:
When you rearrange the letters:
GET A GUN

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letter:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER (this ones my favorite!)

My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.

Sarcasm is like my 2nd language.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm diabolically gifted. (AKA, EVIL!!)

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny

Don't follow in my foot steps, I run into things and trip on air!

You may laugh at me cause I trip over flat surfaces and air, but that takes skill to do

I'm the type of girl who will be sitting in a class with that one evil teacher, and when she leaves the room starts mimicking her, makes everyone laugh, then admits to doing it, just to get away from that teacher, stupid but it works.

I'm that girl in class who will make everyone laugh by bursting into a laughing fit... in mid silence.

I have an Arabian dagger on my wall, and I have a license to handle weapons (I really do I'm not lying I had to take a class.) you wanna talk smack to me know.

When it rains on your parade you gotta bust out the slip n' slide!!

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left.

Computers can beat you at chess, but they're no match for you at kick boxing.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

When Obama tells his girls to clean there room, he ends his sentence with 'I'm Borake Obama and i approve this message.'

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet

on Halloween, it's encouraged! Why is that?

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Bad pick-up Line Come-backs

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Did you know...
Kissing is healthy.
Bananas are good for period pain.
It's good to cry.
Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
Lying is actually unhealthy.
You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want you to make the first move.
It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
Chocolate will make you feel better.
Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
A good friend never judges.
A good foundation will hide a hickeys...not that you have any.
Boys aren't worth your tears.
We all love surprises.
Now...make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!
WISH WISH WISH!
Your wish has just been recieved.
Copy and paste into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...your wish will be granted

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you enjoy watching people in pain, copy and paste this to your profile

You can't spell slaughter; without laughter, so, if your like me and would laugh if you killed some one cause your enjoying every second of it, copy and paste this to your profile

I dont suffer from insanity, I'm enjoying ever second of it

If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile

COPY AND PASTE!

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile. (Mare-o-jawanna, LOL, Stew rox!)

If you almost always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile: Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, SeaSpectre160, WhiteTigerXOXO, XxLiveLoveDiexX. Narutard4life

If you love Invader Zim, because of Gir, copy and paste this to your profile

Why do we drink? Why do we smoke? Do we want to die? What's wrong with living? What's wrong with drinkers and smokers? If you are against smoking and drinking, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate homework, join the club and copy and paste this into your profile.

1) I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET (LO0K AT #5)
2) THE ANSWER IS (L0OK AT #11)
3) D0NT GET MAD (L0OK AT #15)
4) CALM DOWN DONT BE TICKED OFF ( L0OK AT #13
5) FIRST (L0OK AT #2)
6) D0NT BE THAT MAD (L0OK AT #12)
7) I JUST WANTED TO SAY HI...LOL
8 ) WHAT I WANTED TO TELL YOU IS...(THE ANSWER IS ON #14)
9) BE PATIENT (L0OK AT #4)
10) THIS IS THE LAST TIME IMMA DO THIS (L0OK AT #7)
11) IM NOT MAD WHEN IM SAYIN THIS (L0OK AT#6)
12) S0RRY (L0OK AT #8 )
13) D0NT BE GETTIN ALL HYPE (L0OK AT #10)
14) I D0NT KNOW HOW TO SAY THIS (L0OK AT #3)
15) YOU MUST BE REALLY TICKED OFF (L0OK AT NUMBER #9)
(Put it on your page if you laughed)

You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost.
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions.

Friend: Will help me learn to drive.
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away.
Best Friend: Won't let me go away.

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down.
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me.

Friend: Will bail me out of jail.
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "We fucked up, huh?"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me.
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me.

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs.".
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad".

Friend: Asks me for my number.
Best friend: Asks me for her number.

Friend: Hides me from the cops.
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade.
Best Friends: Are FOREVER...

black man walked into a Dinner and sat down in the seat behind a white man,

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,

When I grew up I was BLACK,

When I'm sick I'm BLACK,

When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,

When I'm cold I'm BLACK,

When I die I'll be BLACK.

But you sir,

When you're born you're PINK,

When you grow up you're WHITE,

When you're sick, you're GREEN,

When you go in the sun you turn RED,

When you're cold you turn BLUE,

And when you die you turn PURPLE.

And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Girls

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

EVER WONDER where we are heading...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara
with their mouth closed?

Why you don't ever see the headline:
"Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor,
while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Why the man who invests all your money is called a
"Broker"?

Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?

Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why they don't make the whole plane out of the
material used for the indestructible
black box?

Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?

Why they are called apartments when
they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro,
is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why they call the airport "the terminal"
if flying is so safe?

If this doesn't touch you; you're heartless. This is so sad! One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies.The girl asked the guy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously the girl survived.Remembering the note,she pulled it out & read it, it said,"Without your love, I would die". :( :( :( :( :( :( Thats ironic I'm sorry. Irony, your mean!

I Intend to live forever...so far so good!

"I'm not going to cheat on the test tomorrow, I'm simply going to study during it."

Some may say the glass is half empty, some may say the glass is half full, but then I will forever say..."Are you going to drink that?"

Can't murder now...eating

You're just like a penny... Two-Faced and Worthless

I don’t see the future in suicide.

If Barbie is so popular... then why do you have to buy her friends?

Studying. Notice how they conveniently put "DYING"at the end of this word.

Life? cool. Where can I download one?

Some day i'll take over the world but for now I'll make a sandwich...

If Abercrombie decided that breathing wasn't 'cool' then 2/3 of the teen population would suffocate in 24 hours.

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before

If a kids asks"why is it raining?" I think it is cute to tell them "god is crying." If the child asks "why is god crying?" I also think it is cute to tell them "most likely because of something you did"

Apparently, my teachers are having a contest to see who could give out the most homework!!"

Once a boy asked his dad "is God a boy or a girl?" his dad said both... then he asked "is God black or white?" his dad said both... then he asked "is God Michael Jackson?"

"If you were on a deserted island and could have any item you wanted, what would you want?... for those of you who didn't say a cruise ship or a plane... I don't think I'll be talking to you any time soon... for the rest of you, feel free to leave a message"

Today I saw "Famous Last Words.." in a book today, and my Mom had to ask if I was okay...(In which I replied, I'm Okay, I promise...)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

What is your hair color/ what does it look like: Long, brown?

What is your eye color: My eyes are blue/green.

Skin color: My skin is a little teeny bit tanned :3

Hight: 5'1 1/2

weight: 125 ibs.

Age: 16!

Are you the oldest in the family: Nah, youngest L

Favorite color: Burgundy!

Favorite food: Hmm… almost anything my mom cooks :D

Favorite animal: Fox!

Do you play an instruments: I WISH.

Do you play any sports: Used to play soccer

Do you like the snow: Yes love it

Do you like shopping: When I have the money, totally!

Do you have a boyfriend: Not at the moment, but I have hopes for the cute bus boy who works at the restaurant near my house!

I thought this was so cute and true!:

I want a guy who would move the hair away from my eyes and then kiss me.

Hold my hand in the line at the mall and make all the other girls jealous.

Someone who would sing to me at random moments.

Who would let me sleep on their chest.

A boy who would get mad at someone if they called me ugly or was mean to me.

I want someone who would call me three times a day if they went away.

Someone who would let me gossip to him and he would just smile and agree with everything I had to say.

He would throw stuffed animals at me when I acted dumb and then kiss me a million times.

Someone who would make fun of me just to make me laugh.

He would take me to the park and put his arms around my waist and give me big bear hugs all the time.

He would tell all his friends about me and smile when he did it.

And we’d make out in the pouring rain.

He would never be afraid to say, “I love you,” in front of all of his friends,

and we’d argue about silly things and then make up.

I want a boy who would kiss me at midnight on New Year’s Eve and count stars with me.

Who would stay home with me on a Friday night just to help me make dinner or watch movies under the same blanket.

Someone who would tell me I’m beautiful, but not too often.

Who would make me laugh like no one else could.

I want a guy who would give his hoodie to me and snuggle up next to me when it’s cold.

A boy who would come up behind me and wrap his arms around my waist and whisper “You look beautiful today.“

But mostly, I want someone who would be my best friend and would never break my heart

Do guys like that even exist anymore...?

If your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be? Here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc.)
2. Put it on shuffle.
3. Press Play.
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
Scene-- Band/Artist--Song Title

1. Opening Credits: Five Finger Death Punch- The Pride
2. Waking up: Metallica- Master of Puppets

3. First Day of College: Children of Bodom- Everytime I Die

4. Falling in Love: Avenged Sevenfold- The Wicked End
5. Kiss Scene: Kingdom Hearts OST- Dearly Beloved (hellll yeah!)

6. Fight Song: Dance Gavin Dance- Blue Dream
7. Breaking Up: Randy Newman- You’ve Got a Friend In Me (you have GOT to be kidding me!)
8. Graduating College: Metallica- Battery
9. Big Break: Five Finger Death Punch- Hard to See

10. Mental Breakdown: Metallica- For Whom the Bell Tolls
11. Driving Song: Avenged Sevenfold- Warmness On the Soul

12. Flashback: Slipknot- Duality
13. Getting back together: Five Finger Death Punch- No One Gets Left Behind
14. Wedding: Slipknot- Vermillion Pt. 1
15. Birth of Child: Five Finger Death Punch- The Tragic Truth
16. Paying Dues: Five Finger Death Punch- Death Before Dishonor
17. Moment of Triumph: Metallica- Better Than You
18. Final Battle: Metallica- Master of Puppets
19. Death Scene: Avenged Sevenfold- Natural Born Killer
20. Funeral Scene: Avenged Sevenfold- Nightmare

21. End Credit: Slipknot- Psychosocial

Wellll…. THAT was fun!!!

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

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