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Name: Random Chick

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I always check PMs when I first get logged in, so if you updated and/or sent me a PM, I won't know about the updates and the like until after I read all the other PMs, which, at most, is 2 at a time. Just a heads-up.

Couples:

Bleach:

IchiHime: I find this adorable! It kinda reminds me, (mind you, KIND - OF) of NaruHina, but I still love them regardless. It's just so sweet and pretty hot at times, but seriously, I love it!

RenRuki: They're pretty funny, and I just love these 2 together! They've got a great history, and his devotion is so strong! Love them!

Urahara/Yoruichi: An awesome match! Both powerful characters with hilarious personalities! Love 'em!

HitsuHina: Adorable! So sweet, and I just wish they end up together! They also have a history, and a rather cute one at that! And HAH - it's canon!

GinRan: This was more or less cannon! Tragic, but strong and sweet!

Shugo Chara:

Amuto: It can't be anything else. Match made in heaven, and they're adorably hilarious together! Canon!

Kutau: They ended up getting together in a competitive relationship, but that's just who they are. They're hilarious. Can't see 'em with anyone else.

RimaHiko: She's so tsundere and with his polite demeanor, they're entertaining but so "Aw!" worthy.

Kairi: Adorable! She's childlike and fun-loving, while he's studious and smart. They balance each other out!

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Remus/Tonks

Neville/Luna

Bill/ Fleur

Percy Jackson:

(Parentheses are what I wrote before HoH)

Percabeth: (Duh!) They literally went through hell in back, their love for each other being one of the main reasons they are even still alive. They deserve happiness after all that shit they went through.

Jasper: (Cute! I never understood why people made Piper act so OOC w/o a warning of OOCness. She's not girly, people!) She's certainly proven her worth to herself and everyone else, fighting like a warrior and with her power; her love for Jason and his of her is too sweet!

Frazel: (It's obvious they like each other; it's just that Hazel needs to sort out her feelings for Sammy.) And it happened. It's clear they love each other a lot, and the whole Sammy-issue is resolved without hurting Leo. The 3 are actually good friends, thank god. That whole Love-Square/Triangle mess was agitating.

Caleo (LeoxCalypso): I love it. I love it so much! A relatively new couple, that was unique in its making and of it's people, it was a couple you couldn't help but love and wish happiness at its first. I was happy Leo finally found someone he could truly love who'd feel the same way back as he definitely deserves it. He's different from the other guys in his crew, and with his inferiority complex to them, he obviously didn't feel any girl would love him, especially with Calypso's initial reaction to him.

Even though before that Leo had seemed to have a thing for powerful dark-haired girls, which actually held true, it didn't happen in the same way. At first, the 2 pretty much despised each other; Calypso reminded Leo of the mean girls at all the schools he went to, pretty or not, and the memories weren't at all fond. Calypso was annoyed by Leo as the gods seemed to have neglected to tell her that she doesn't have her curse anymore if they kept their promise, and Leo was obviously not like the other heroes. She was sick of being alone and abandoned like yesterday's garbage, and I don't blame her too much, even if I didn't like her bitchy attitude at first, either. When they finally loosened up, they learned more about each other and started to fall in love, becoming more comfortable in each other's presence. Then when they fell in love and realized it, they had to be separated. I truly believe that Leo would come back for her. You could practically feel the conviction he had as he made his promise, and with the way he came back to the others, it was clear he was set and would never give up coming back for Calypso, once this war with Gaea is over. He loves her, and she loves him, and I do believe that they will happen. They deserve that much.

Silena/Beckendorf: (So sweet!)

Tratie: (They say boys who bully you like you. They're a cute and funny couple! He likes to prank her, and she doesn't take it lying down.)

Rachel/Apollo: (She may be a maiden, but she's under Apollo's jurisdiction. I find it kind of sweet. They don't need to be paired up all the time, though. I just find them cute.)

Poseidon/Sally: (Sweet romance! I like this couple in the fics Sally and Paul aren't married (yet or at all).)

Clarisse/Chris: (She isn't totally heartless! She's capable of love as well! That and many just consider Chris to be insane or brave. Either way, they're sweet, considering Clarisse will be tsundere (not admitting to her true feelings) in the relationship!)

Solangelo: I love how their friendship was forming, how Will took no shit with Nico's unneccessarily gloomy attitude that was honestly beginning to bug me, and I'm glad he called out on it appropriately. He expects Nico to find his happiness, love himself, and give himself a fair chance with others. He wants Nico to be who he is to the people who can be family to him, had he just given them the chance. He makes Nico want to better himself, and inspire him to pursue happiness. Awesome!

Naruto

NaruHina: So sweet! They compliment each other, and they'd be good together. I'm a die-hard NaruHina fan.

SasuSaku: Sasuke doesn't deserve anyone else, and Sakura's loved him for this long, so... I don't really see them with anyone else, either, for that matter. That, and 'cause I was a real die-hard SasuSaku fan.

SaIno: I find them adorable! Why not?

KibaIno: This is for when I can't find SaIno. They're pretty interesting together.

NejiTen: I can't see them with anyone else. They fit and compliment each other! NEJITEN SHALL LIVE ON!!!

ShikaTema: They're hilarious, and they go well together! It's practically canon! She won't let him be lazy, and he can be the one to help her cool off. She seems rather serious all the time, when she's not teasing Shikamaru.

GaaMatsu: The first to approach him without hatred despite his status. Cute! You need the love, Gaara!

SuiKa: I think they'd be hilarious and cute together. I have a feeling that Karin would be tsundere in their relationship. Their teasing and hatred of each other is hilarious! I just worry that their kid would be Grell Sutcliff. The resemblance is unnerving.

Iruka/Anko: They both understand loneliness, so he would be able to connect to her on one level or another. Plus, they'd be funny together!

AsuKure: It's canon and cute! She's pregnant with his kid, for Kami's sake! She gave birth to his daughter, dammit!

Tsunade/Jiraiya: He's been trying for over 40 years. Give him a chance. She needs love, and he does genuinely care for her.

Itachi/Hana: He needs some love anyway. And a "Best Big Brother of the Year" award!

Fuu/Shino: I think they'd be cute! She wouldn't freak out over his bugs, considering she has a giant, demonic one inside her. Shino isn't a bad person, anyway. Just very misunderstood. On purpose. By Kishimoto. Fuck you, Kishi.

Couples I Don't Like:

NaruSaku: He deserves much better than her. He's too good for her, from the way she treated him. She was pretty abusive toward him. That's why I accept Sakura bashing in stories. That, and because it sounds like he's her rebound. Cruel. That, and I don't think he really loves her. He cares about her, yes, but he doesn't know love in the romantic sense, and may just mistake the crush or adoration he has for her as love, and, as you all know, he was desperate for acknowledgement AND love. It's a very plausible conclusion. Doesn't mean he doesn't truly care for her, as he does. He values relationships, after all.

GaaSaku: Similar reason as to why I don't like NaruSaku. He went through a lot of shit, and he deserves better than someone who was a weak, obsessive fangirl who so happened to be rather abusive to his "brother" in the past. He deserves someone who would actually value him, not see him as a second choice. He lacked love for so long, that he deserves the best. Sakura is not it, by any means. Someone gentle would be better, because seeing him and a violent woman does not fit very well, in my opinion. Gentle, strong, passionate love is what he needs. Someone who can really appreciate him. I hate GaaSaku, second or third, only to NaruSaku.

ShikaIno: I used to support it a long time ago, but now I can't stand it. It breaks the whole Ino-Shika-Cho generation-thing considering Ino is an only child, and female, and that they're all clan heirs; what would happen? Would Ino become a Nara, leaving the Yamanaka clan without an heir, ending their line, or would the Nara's? He's better with Temari. I'll only stand it in REALLY good fics, but most likely because they were the ones I enjoyed before, and I happen to be going back to them; fics before ShikaTema came to be or was acknowledged. As in, before Temari and Shippuden. And that's pretty far back.

SasuKa(Karin): He tried to kill her, and she's just a crazed fangirl. He doesn't deserve her, and she's in some sick faze of some sort of hero-worship. Why? I don't know. What makes me pissed is the fact that she SAID she gave up on him, but KishiBastard made it a ruse and she went back to the behavior she had before. I find that kind of blind devotion sickening, and even though he apologized, which I commend Sasuke for, couldn't she even pretend to be disturbed by it by even a small degree? Does no one else find that behavior absolutely abnormal or unnerving?

SasuHina: Where the hell did this come from?! I mean, seriously! When have they ever held a conversation? And besides, what would Hinata see in him? She fell in Naruto out of the respect and admiration she held for him when he worked hard, failing repeatedly, to become strong; his "Genius of Hard-work" ethic. Sasuke belittled him, and saw him as inferior for some time, and later hurt him; repeatedly. If anything, his behavior is reminiscent of Neji, and even though she loved Neji, it was familial love and because she knew the good Neji before. If anything, Sasuke is an acquaintance she doesn't care much for; an ally when need be, but most of the time, he was a target to bring home and a source for Naruto and Sakura's unhappiness. Why the hell would these two end up together?

NaruTen: Don't care for it at all. They've barely interacted, and she is better off with Neji. I don't see how they'd be good together. Friends, yes. Having been together in the past, sure. But true love? I don't see it. Besides, I think they'd be better off with other people.

I now tolerate it in harem stories, as they usually start before the Chunin Exams when Neji was a bastard. I would still pick NejiTen over NaruTen anyday, though.

LeeSaku: He deserves someone better. He may be freaky at times, but he's a gentleman with great spirit and loyalty. It makes it sound like he's some sort of rebound for her for Sasuke, anyway.

Leo/Hazel: No way. She had a ton of trouble being around him anyway because of his similarities to Sammy. I don't think she'll ever truly see Leo for Leo if she dates him. She hasn't gotten over Sammy, and thinks of him as Sammy or compares him to Sammy because of it. Leo needs someone to love Leo for Leo, not because he looks like or acts like someone else. I don't hate Hazel, it's just that she needs to truly accept Sammy's death, deal with the fact that Leo and Sammy are indeed different, and move on. That won't happen if she gets together with Leo. She also needs to move on for Frank's sake. She's hurting him with her indecision, as he really does care about her, friendship-wise and romantically. She's being cruel to both him and Leo with her love triangle. Leo, I think, is desperate for love, as I think was a bit obvious in the books, so seeing that he may get into a romantic relationship with someone would make him eager and a bit confused. He's never been in a relationship with anyone before, and may just think he loves them when really, he loves the idea of BEING loved. He should be with someone who sees Leo for who he is, and is willing to teach him how to love and how it is to be loved, as well as being his friend so that way, he can really learn about that person, be friends with them, and be able to love them for who they are, too. I don't hate Hazel at all, I just want her to move on. I don't hate Leo either, he just needs love.

I am happy, however, that she apologized for her behavior, whether or not she meant to hurt him, and how well he took it; I was very proud of her. But like I said, I don't hate Hazel; not at all, I just know those memories tormented both her and Leo, and we know she really loves Frank who loves her back, and Leo has grown more mature and found love in Calypso. Those 2 better end up together, or it's just another thing I have coming for Rick Riordan.

And they did, but couldn't he give off a sign so no one thought he's still dead? I like how it ended off, otherwise.

IchiRuki: I'm not too sure as to why, but I just don't care much for the 2 together. Even though they are very likely to end up together with the limited romance of Bleach, I just think IchiHime and RenRuki are just much better couples. I don't like them together.

HitsuRan: HitsuHina has a lot more history, and even though I get where this is founded, I see them just being close friends with their amusing and antagonistic relationship.

HitsuKa: More or less the same reason as to why I don't like HitsuRan.

UlquiHime: I also know where this is from, but Orihime is always sweet to others, and Ulquiorra just does not have a heart. Period. His aspect of death is Emptiness, Despair, and love is said to do the just opposite. That, and I just don't like them together, or Orihime with him at all.

Couples I Tolerate: These are for couples that aren't solidly in my mind like NaruHina or Percabeth, but those I can accept when it is written in a good story or if I can tolerate it. I may like it too, but the ones before the "Couples I Don't like" are set in stone. These can be put there or here. Bold passages were written after reading Blood of Olympus. Spoilers.)

Thalico: (Formerly put into the Couples I Love section, but moved here after reading BoO. Continuing bold is extra insight from reading the book.)(I always liked this couple! Besides, Thalia didn't join the hunt because she hates men. She wanted to escape the prophecy.) Now, I'll be happy if they just found happiness together, as unlikely as it is. I just think they'd be good together. He really needs to love and be truly loved in return, and deserves some happiness. Even though Nico's gay, I would like for him to find love, whether it be in a boy or a girl, though I don't want him to keep denying himself. Point is, Nico needs love. I love Nico di Angelo! Why not find love in Thalia?

(Now that Will/Nico (Solangelo) is heavily implied, I ship that. He found peace within himself, and tries to make himself as best as he can, to look at his flaws because of Will. Will forced him to realize he deserves and can very well find happiness if he just opens his eyes. He hasn't even fixed up his relationship with Thalia and the Hunters in general, yet. That, and Thalia is a man-hater without cause, and that gets to me. Do I see them as a vague possibility? Yes, but only if Nico addressed his demons somehow, Thalia pulls her head out of the man-hating ass, and had Will not been there. Such things were possible, as Riordan DOES develop and diminish the demons of his characters, were they given the spotlight and correct plot twists. As that had not happened, I am merely okay with Thalia, fond of it on some level, but not on newer stories. I may tolerate it, but I find it most acceptable on stories that started before BoO.)

Leyna: Now that LeoxCalypso is canon, and relatively new, many people will go from Leyna to LeoxCalypso, or Caleo, but at a gradual rate, if at all. Since it's pretty new, I will still tolerate Leyna, but not very much. Mostly from older fics, but I don't think I'll be able to stand much of it from anywhere else.

This is found in the Caleo explanation: Even though that before Calypso came in, Leo seemed to have a thing for powerful dark-haired girls, which actually held true, but not in the same way. At first, the 2 pretty much despised each other; Calypso reminded Leo of the mean girls at all the schools he went to, pretty or not, and the memories weren't at all fond. Calypso was annoyed by Leo as the gods seemed to have neglected to tell her that she doesn't have her curse anymore, if they had kept their promise, and Leo was obviously not like the other heroes. She was sick of being alone and abandoned like yesterday's garbage and I don't blame her too much, even if I didn't like her bitchy attitude at first, either. They finally fell in love, though, and that's all that matters.

Here's what I wrote for Leyna before LeoxCalypso took my Leo-mindset: They're kinda like opposites, and I think they'd go well together. Leo needs some lovin', anyway. Besides, the girls he's hit on all seem to be dark-haired women with power. (And by power, I mean women with authority). She's got both, and she seems rather stiff to me. I think they'd be good for each other.

Aphrodite herself said she will not find love in a demigod, so I thought she'd find it in a mortal or a god - I had even been staring at Orion funny ever since he showed up, especially after what The Love-Guru had said, but the plot didn't give them a good opening. I was leaning more towards god because of her status and her role and just who she is is centered around the demigod world. I had found the idea that they could not stay a couple too cruel, especially with Aphrodite's promise of them supposedly healing her heart, so I scrapped that. I had also read somewhere where they mentioned this and they had talked about a LEGACY and I found that that was a much kinder and likely fate, considering that it's extremely common on the Roman side of things, so there! Now, I don't like her with a demigod, but with a legacy, as that's the most likely and follows Aphrodite's promise.

NaruHinaHarem: The small ones are the best. I can see it, in a way, and Naruto deserves some love. I don't like Ino in it much, but I tolerate it. There better be a good or plausible reason for Temari not to be with Shikamaru. I don't like NaruTema much, but only if it's well written, and only in harems.

I tolerate a lot of things if it is written in good context.

-Hinata must be in the harem, preferably as his "alpha".

-I love to have femHaku in it. It's like a requirement. Shion and Anko are favs, but Anko is almost definite, though is sadly not as popular as I'd like it to be. FemKyuubi is interesting. I like Kurama male, though, mostly because he's just hilarious when he's not being evil, as he's written as in fics. Ayame is pretty nice to have, though very rare. Yakumo, and Isaribi are nice, too. Sara, too. Basically, movie or filler girls, or girls with not a lot of importance in the series. Meaning that there is little chance of them having some significant other in the series, making it easier and more plausible for Naruto to be with them.

- Kin is pretty interesting, along with Tayuya. Koyuki, Mei, I like. The problem is that they are the leaders for different countries, so they can't really be an active part of the harem. Samui is interesting to have, along with Tsunade. I prefer to have Tsunade be Naruto's maternal figure, but I like it if it's good. Yugito's a bit old, but I tolerate it, but that's rather hypocritical of Tsunade, isn't it?

-I know I stated it before, but I wanted to go in a bit more depth; Naruto harems with Temari. I don't see it as a must, and I am perfectly fine with a story with a NaruHarem with Temari with Shikamaru, and Tenten with Neji. I find Shikamaru better with Temari, and even though Temari respects Naruto, I don't believe she'd love him that way, or Naruto to love each other in a way that is not family-like. The story must be a have good background for me to read NaruTema in it. Same for NaruTen.

Small/NaruHinaHarem: Small harems are best though. Ones with Shion, femHaku, Anko, FemKyuubi, 1, 2, 3, or all of them is amazing and awesome. Hinata is in it without question.

Sora/Shion: Why not?

SasufemHaku: In stories with Sakura bashing, and Sasuke is Good!Sasuke, it's a pretty awesome couple. Only in stories that start before Sasuke leaves, obviously.

Ron/Padma: Council, the author of Sixteen Years, a Harry/Ginny story, made me like this couple. In some HP stories, Ron, Hermione, or both are bashed, and I think this is the first in which Hermione is bashed, but Ron isn't. Normally it's the other way around. It's pretty interesting. COUNCIL IS AWESOME! READ HIS STORY SIXTEEN YEARS AND GIVE HIM AWESOME REVIEWS!

Nico/Draco: With Nico being gay and hating himself, he'll obviously have a hard time with love. Especially since he's come to hate love because of Cupid. I want him to be happy and be able to accept himself, finding home with others, as well as a family and friends. He needs to give himself a chance for that to happen, though. I also want him to know that he's capable of love and being loved, whether it be from a guy or a girl. I had a hard time trying to find a more fitting couple I can give Nico, while remaining canon and without breaking up Percabeth. I read some PJOxHP stories recently, and this is who Nico is paired up with. I don't mind. I like it actually. I don't have much on Draco, so that doesn't bother me. I also know that he's good on the inside, so I think being together can help both of them with themselves, in a sense. I want to see Nico with someone, and I wanted to give him a gay lover, instead of just giving him Thalia. I really like Thalico, but that doesn't mean that if I find a better couple for Nico, specifically one that keeps his homosexuality or is found in the following book, that I won't accept it. Problem with the canon thing, though, Nico is the only one revealed in the entire series, as a demigod, to be homosexual. The god he met; the one with the rotten fruit and weird name? Triptoleus or something? Trip, I don't count him. I'm talking about demigods and major supporting characters. He was rather minor and damn brief. That, and 'cause the next book isn't out yet.

I'm pretty neutral on this couple, as I'm rather new with it. For goodness' sake, I read those fics the day before I initially wrote this thing!

So, yeah. I just want him happy with someone. If it were to be a girl; Thalia. A guy, and obviously in PJOxHP fics; Draco. I haven't seen much else, or if I have, I just didn't like it much. I like Nico/Draco so much, I'll actually search for them specifically! I only do that for couples I tend to love! And it was yesterday! So, yeah. Those are my thoughts, as many as they are.

Percico: You know how at first I was very reluctant of this couple? I've been loosening up, and I decided I'd read these fics, as long as there is a reason as to no Percabeth. Maybe they didn't get past being friends, she died, something, but not like "Annabeth cheated on him" kinda shit. Annabeth, for one, has abandonment issues, if I remember right, and because of that, or something, she wanted something permanent, leading to her love of architecture. Why would she break up with Percy if they both want a long-lasting, loving, and real relationship? And don't forget her trust issues; the House of Hades really highlighted that, as the only person she trusted down there was Percy; she was rather dubious with Bob and Damasen, until the end of everything; their sacrifice. Makes no sense for her to cheat on Percy.

Otherwise, I kinda like it. Yaoi is kinda hot, so I don't mind too much. It's gotta be good, though. I'd have Percabeth as a first choice, but I will go for Percico if circumstances do not allow for Percabeth.

Percabethico: Found my solution!

Solangelo: I found my true answer! It lets me have Percabeth AND a person for Nico to love that has been implied in canon! Awesomeness!

I'll add to this once I think of them.


Rants:

-Naruto

Naruto's attitude for Shino: I would think he of all people would be able to get Shino. I mean, he was judged for having an evil mass of chakra, a demon in most terms, in his body since his birth. He uses said demon's power in fighting, and yet he gets disgusted by Shino? Shino's whole family is judged and ignored without anyone knowing their true character, as everyone always judged them for being creepy - it actually serves as a running gag. Wasn't Naruto in the same boat? I don't understand how he could be so hypocritical, and for that to be considered his personality. Here's some more on that rant that I wrote in a review:

Here is a boy, you're age and a loner that is avoided by his status as a vessel for undesirable being(s). His clan is constantly neglected and forgotten; it's a running gag. Does this not sound familiar? Sure he hosts bugs and NO ONE likes bugs, but it's hard to have been fond of a rampaging demon fox, too, am I right? And yet people looked passed that and befriended the host for who he was and not what he carried. Yet Shino's speech patterns consist of him talking formally and scientifically with inserts of "why?" in the middle of it to explain things no one would give him the chance to otherwise. Sometimes he throws in a few facts of himself, like hobbies, likes and dislikes. How is that not sad? And yet Naruto finds him creepy and can't even look at him neutrally - he FORGETS him, even? This is one of the few people Naruto can truly relate to in the village and even HE shuns him? I find that so hypocritical and therefore out of character for him and it makes me mad. Seriously, being friends with Shino can't be all that terrible. If nothing else, you learn things and new vocabulary every day, while you teach him to have fun.

Naruto's attitude for Hinata: On Hinata, he judged a bit too quickly. He thought he was a weird shy girl, without really getting to know her. She was also too shy to approach him, so that also lays on her as well. She was always nice to him, and she was also the one who understood and encouraged him for the Chunin Exams, when the other girls in his class were pretty abusive to him, whether verbally or physically. Shouldn't that have peeked his curiosity, along with the fact she was the quietest in the class, and the only one who didn't fawn over Sasuke? She also always did her best to help him, without expecting anything in return, and she didn't ever cross his mind? Even after she fought her cousin? With all that stuff she did for him, he NEVER considered being her friend? Many people can't say they've done those things for Naruto, and he's close to them, so why is she still not considered? She's always given him her acknowledgement, if he ever stopped to think about it, and acknowledgement was the one thing Naruto yearned for the most, the initial fuel for his dream. She was the only one to respect him from the beginning, and it only grew as he got older, NOT as he become something of notice like it was for most other characters. I don't see how that makes much sense. Here's more on a rant I left in a review for a person who understood it:

his "relationship" with Hinata or lack-thereof. Sure, they didn't have to be close, but you'd think after how he opened up and supported her at the Chunin Exams that he would at least spend some time with her? This leading to becoming friends? After all, you don't just open up your heart to somebody, someone you're not all that close to and have them witness your vulnerable side when you already struggle to gain people's approval when STRONG, and NOT form a kinship. It doesn't make sense; Naruto isn't one to use someone, and when you have a heart-to-heart with someone, when they were able to show such great understanding and give you exactly what you needed and ever wanted on one of your first in not the first true discussion they had ever held and NOT want to form at least a friendship with them, I do believe something is painfully wrong. I find this out of character for him, as this should have told him that he should befriend her, if for the only reason of "she understands." Isn't that what the whole Gaara-thing was all about?

And then her confession. Lesser men would have at least RESPONDED to it by now. It is clear that Naruto at least respects her as a person and for her morals, and he certainly doesn't hate her company, so why can't he at least talk to her about what he said? I don't believe he loves Sakura the way he thinks he does, more out of ignorance of a better understanding of the word, so after her confession, would he not be curious as to HOW she had come to love him? More on the why, maybe? Would he not be curious? After all, it's not like he holds a great, narcissistic opinion of himself in the eyes of others. It's why he does so much they way he does for others and for himself - to prove his worth. He had never done anything truly spectacular for her, things which normally turned people to his side, from the bitter-Tsunade to mopy-Inari. How come this doesn't spark his curiosity?

Hinata's Shyness/Attitude- For Hinata haters: Most people seem to think as Hinata as some freaky-insane-fangirl for Naruto, yet she's not. They are often the people who are also Sakura/NaruSaku lovers, which I don't understand.

Let's talk about Hinata; she's a clan heiress who went through abuse. You people can't say that's not true, as the way she was treated by her own family, the people she loved, is called emotional, verbal, and mental abuse. She believed she's weak, as that's all she's been told, and the only reason she's not crumbling is Naruto. She sees him being pushed down like she was, yet he gets back up, which she respects greatly. She's shy, and I'm shy, too. Do you know how terrifying it can be to approach people on your own? How scared it is to be judged, especially when in Hinata's case as all she knows to expect from others is to be put down? Then comes the one you like: it's even worse them, as you care more about their opinion. You care about their opinions as you want acceptance; a place to belong with people, a friend. Since Hinata respects Naruto so much, his rejection will hurt more. Even if she saw him having a hard time in life, she always believed in his spirit, even if his mask crumbled. She was always right. She sees he's not some refined prince, but more like the rugged "street rat" he is, and she grows to love him anyway, respects him even more for his grit. Hinata had learned to be stronger, as for not only herself, but also for those around her from Naruto. She needed to get stronger for herself, as that was the only way she'd respect herself. Her hesitance comes from the fact that her kindness was the reason she was abused so heavily in her family. Since she had to fight her baby sister, whom she loves dearly, that hesitance for fighting got worse. That, and 'cause it wasn't like the mental abuse put her in the perfect frame of mind to master the Jyuken. She was weak; she acknowledged it, and believed in it a bit too much, but she did try to do her best to change it with every chance she got. Don't judge her so harshly for that. All she needed was the right person to come along and utilize her potential. Encouragement can go a long way. Here's a note from a reveiw I wrote:

On Hinata's "career" as a ninja... I think she would just be a better ninja had she the better mindset. You're stance, I read as "I'm a lover, not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love," but I think she holds such great potential as a fighter that it can't be ignored. Her shattered confidence lead her to do things for others and find comfort in Naruto to cope, gaining genuine respects and feelings for him, all the same, but still latching onto him more than she should. A shattered confidence can really screw up with one's potential to do things, and sadly, it made her look like a weak ninja. The way, how, and why she fights says she'll be a great ninja, so I DO think she should be a ninja. However, had she had confidence in herself, she no doubt would have seemed to have held the title better. She can still be the sweet kind girl that you can go to when there's a problem, but she won't be so scared to stand up for herself or approach others.

Now for Sakura: Now SHE can be considered as a delusional fangirl, as she was. She didn't believe in getting stronger until way later, unlike Hinata who always wanted and needed this. She was more occupied with her appearance, and the only thing she had of worth was her brains, which she didn't even use often because of her fangirl tendencies. She had strength, but no one, not even herself ever thought to utilize it when it wasn't to hit Naruto. The only other times happened more often in fillers or movies. They weren't even canon. She WAS weak, and she didn't have the will to change until shit hit her hard. She also believed for Sasuke to be her sweet-Knight-in-Shining-Armor, as well as being a great, genial guy. We all know how bullshit that opinion of him is in comparison to his true character. She didn't even bother to get to know him personally, and only cared for the titles he carried. She believed she loved him, without really knowing him, and sought his approval for every damn thing. That's okay, to an extent, but if things didn't agree in her Sasuke-is-King, His-Words-Are-Law, that is a real problem. She can't think for herself and is shocked if he says "no" or is rude to her about something. That's why he always called her annoying. The way she hangs on for him for every damn word is sickening. The only reason she got to know him was 'cause they were stuck together as a team. She always put down Naruto for Sasuke's approval, never paid him any mind, much less got to know him 'till she was forced to, and when reality finally hit her in the face. It was because of such events did she learn to value and love her team as the individuals they were, though it was a slow process.

And like I said; HinaHaters tend to be NaruSaku lovers? I don't get it.

Kakashi as a Sensei: In my opinion, Kakashi was a pathetic sensei. The only thing he taught of value to Team 7 was "Look underneath the underneath" and "Those who abandon the rules are trash, but those who abandon their comrades are worse than trash." That's it. For Sasuke he taught him the Chidori, and for Naruto, he helped him with his wind affinity which was ultimately used for the RasenShuriken. And that last one was in the middle of Shippuden, and a drama period. The morals were good, great really, but he was fuckin' sad to not teach them anything else. Can you look on his team's profile, and point out which jutsus he actually taught them from the ones they learned elsewhere? Go there and try, seriously. Tree climbing doesn't count, as it is more of a core exercise that should be basic knowledge to all ninja, and he only taught them when he learned that an A-Rank killer was on their mission with an accomplice. Sad.

Most of this I've had in me for a while, but after checking out Leaf Ranger's profile, I decided to be more vocal and use some of his evidence as well as my own in here. The only thing he helped Naruto with that was actually related to skill or technique as a ninja was the wind manipulation, not even an actual jutsu. If I remember right, Naruto didn't even GO to Kakashi for help, and was having someone else to teach him the skill, even if that person was more fit for this job. Naruto has asked for help before, and didn't even get advice, instead he was handed over to someone that clearly didn't care for him, even if Naruto felt the same. You can get advice from almost anyone, but so far, that was all Naruto got from Kakashi. He learned everything else through trial and error; his Academy method. He matured a bit from actual experience and got through battles with sheer determination with healthy doses of stupidity thrown in there, but the outcome is rather predictable, especially on Naruto's end. For a very long time, I believed the only techniques Naruto knew were Shadow Clones and the Rasengan, with more or less the same strategy; spam out clones with a well placed Rasengan here and there, then beat the boss with a badass speech and cool technique, with the latter 2 normally being done in movies. I never really thought that maybe having more techniques than that would be best, but now I KNOW it would be better.

Naruto's got a shitload of chakra, and the determination to become stronger, so why the hell did no one even teach him to even refine his rough edges in Part 1, and wait till Jiraiya takes him out of the village at the END of Part 1, to even consider it? He has potential, and Kakashi didn't even touch him on it.

And if you try to bring up Iruka; his job is to teach students the 3 jutsu needed to pass, and all the history and anything else you need to learn in the Academy. He is to give his students a platform to start with in their ninja training, not to actually train them like ninja. He provides them core information, which Naruto would have benefited a bit more from, had he payed more attention in the Academy.

-Chunin Exam Training: When people say Kakashi favored Sasuke, they're not wrong, because the only one he taught a practical skill to was Sasuke. He was alone with Sakura for a year and a half, and even if she was training with Tsunade, he could have taught her SOMETHING during that time. He didn't teach her a damn thing.

During the Chunin exams, yes, Sasuke was fighting a psychopath with no qualms whatsoever about murder, yes, he needs to be taught some skill, but Naruto was the Dead Last and was fighting a more experienced Genin who had held the Rookie of the Year Award, along with being known as a clan prodigy, when he wasn't even meant to be one? No one thought that more than pride was riding on Naruto's battle with Neji, his own at that, and yet no one thought that someone who swore on blood to defeat an obviously stronger opponent for the sake of someone else's hope, someone else's honor didn't deserve even a little attention? No one thought he could use a little help from the pride I felt swelling inside me when he made that promise? NO ONE? NO ONE?!?! EVERYONE WAS WATCHING, DAMN IT! He won against Kiba by luck and some rather unorthodox techniques, and no one wants to genuinely help him fight Neji? What is this shit? I don't even remember the logical reason as to why when Jiraiya got to Naruto, and he thought summoning would win. It's a bit of a far-fetched idea. So far, it sounds like no one gave a shit to whether or not Naruto won or lost, even if he did if for Hinata, which HAD to catch peoples' interests. Hinata was the only one who did, and only for the reason she believed Naruto can win, not for herself at all. All for his own self. For goodness' sakes, she seemed to be the only one to have genuinely encouraged him!

And Sakura. He could have taught her something minor, as she was the weakest of the team, as she had started to notice and finally care at the time. Kakashi had one month, and he couldn't even take a day to make sure his students were up to par, or at least training regardless of the fact of whether or not they got into the final round of the Chunin Exams?

I remember that in Wave, Kakashi taught Sasuke speed. Everyone else including Sasuke learned the tree climbing exercise, which should have been taught way earlier, especially for Naruto as you can see he would need control the most, with Sasuke struggling alongside him. For whatever reason, he taught only Sasuke speed, and everyone else learned nothing. Nada. Zip, nil; especially because they were facing a well-known "heartless" killer. Apparently he found Sasuke the only one worthy, even if Naruto was struggling with tree climbing with Sasuke. With Kakashi "stressing" the importance of teamwork, Naruto was the only one who thought of it by asking Sakura, and Sasuke is still rewarded when went lone wolf with it as well. Kakashi, as I see it, is a hypocrite. He also has very selective and closed views.

The only one who was taught anything practical by Kakashi in the team was Sasuke, and Sasuke left because he thought of himself as not being strong enough, not being given enough training, seeing as Naruto seemed as strong as he was. Naruto's strength is powered by his determination and nindo, but Sasuke doesn't see it that way. He sees it as a different kind of power. Sasuke knew and mastered more techniques than Naruto does, and the only thing that keeps the 2 on the same level is, again, Naruto's nindo and will power, along with raw power with untapped potential.

Sasuke is looking at it all the wrong way, and even though he's the only one on the team to be even considered sufficiently trained on the team, he leaves and still Kakashi doesn't teach anyone else shit. He taught a traitor one of his most powerful and only original jutsu, just to be flashy, even if he could have been taught him something else; taught him to take another person's technique without respecting them, seeing as they are allies, and Kakashi STILL doesn't teach anyone else a damn thing. They have to rely on experience, previous knowledge, or find out for themselves and from someone else. That's not a teacher. That's one hell of a shitty babysitter.

Again, the only jutsu he taught anyone was Sasuke, even if Naruto could have used one as well. You'd think that a man with a thousand jutsu would be able to find at least one for each of his students to use, right? This reason, along with everything else above it is the reason why I find some logic and reasoning in many Kakashi-bashing stories along with Sakura and Sasuke-bashing. They are actually well founded. I still read fics that don't bash him, but when I come across ones that do, I'm not bothered by it at all because of this rant.

Kakashi and Sasuke with Sharingan during Chunin Exams: I find the fact Sasuke was able to steal and plagiarize Lee's technique, the style Lee poured his heart, blood, sweat, and tears into, and he doesn't say shit to Lee, or get scolded for it, god-damn disrespectful. It pisses me off. You do not steal an ally's technique without their permission, and Kakashi never should have taught him how to utilize it. Do they hold no respect for Lee or Gai? Frankly, it pisses me off. Sure, Lee and Gai are rather eccentric, but they're obviously good, respectful people who obviously know what they're doing. Their power is to be respected. Like I said, that part of the Exams made me pretty steamed.

Sharingan: Frankly, I hate it. Especially the whole "steals all techniques other than bloodlines" part. It's horrible. All an Uchiha has to do, is turn on their albino-eye, watch someone perform a technique, touch it up at home, and they got it. It's horrible. People put their lives into their techniques, and no Uchiha has ever respected the person they copied from, even if they were supposed to be allies. It was one thing if you copied an enemy's technique and gave it to the Hokage for him to give and utilize for the ninja that would most benefit from it, but I've never heard of that happening. They can steal from allies, and not respect them one bit, and they don't even ask if they can use it. It's such a huge sign of disrespect, it's sickening. Kishi overpowered the Sharingan, and gave the psychos all the power, and I believe the fact that Uchiha to have such a superiority complex, be insane and just nasty, justified with great evidence because of it. They can get any technique they want without much limits, so of course they'd expect to be treated in high regard and get what they want because of it. Look at every ninja-Uchiha in the series, and how many haven't been insane and considered power-hungry in anyway? Any other Uchiha has been found to be brutally killed by an insane one with spotlight, if they were shown at all. How many Uchiha-ninja mentioned are there? What, 5? And everyone but one of them can be considered power hungry, have a superiority complex, and/or have some sort of mental issue in life had they not been murdered by someone who did. I would be VERY surprised if you can figure out who I'm even talking about, as I don't even remember his name. (Hell, looking back at this, I'm not even sure as to who I'm talking about anymore. Honestly.) As well as having ideals that are likely to be contradictory. Sasuke is a prime example for reasons I'm sure you can think of. If you want to talk to me about them, PM me. Itachi was the only one, but you could still see he wasn't all there; you can't just murder loved ones without some mental imbalance, as his "Crazy Act" may not have been an act at all, and just a release of his emotions. He had to have been fucked up inside after doing that, after all. He's also the most powerful character in the series, pretty much the "Fallen Guardian Angel."

I'm not saying every Uchiha was evil, just mostly the ones in power, or in the position to gain more, which, of course, was all the plot cared about and therefore, the only one we saw. They didn't turn out so well, now did they?

Haku: I find it very hard to even THINK of Haku as a dude in the anime. I mean, if you've seen Inuyasha and remember Jakotsu, he looks feminine, wears make-up, and is spokenly gay. It's obvious. Now for him, you can debate it, as he's either a feminine male, or masculine woman. It could go either way, and his voice helps you, along with his character, once you figure it out. I've actually encountered people like him, besides the gay thing, and have debated in my head whether it's a dude or a girl. If it was a girl, they were a masculine tomboy, for a dude, they were a feminine guy. I couldn't even tell with the clothes, as a girl could pull it off with the whole tomboy thing. She didn't need to be a C-cup either, but apparently, they were a dude. Nope, a girl. Found this out WAY later. This was way easier to take than that whole Haku business.

Haku, however, takes it to a whole 'nother level. He's more feminine than actual WOMEN, and apparently, he's a dude. Bullshit. How many of you looked at Haku without his mask, and actually thought something among the lines of "Who's the dude?" I would seriously doubt you if you actually did from your own deductions, not from what Kakashi and everyone else thought about him. I actually wondered if there were mistranslated in the anime with how they addressed Haku, because to me, Haku was clearly female. Even if he was female in the canon, next to nothing would change, as the only thing that'd change is how they'd address her. As a child, Haku's looks made it much easier for him to be considered a boy, but he could also pass as a girl, seeing that his rugged appearance would go either way, being female or male for him. That's why in fics I may write in the future or read, Haku is more likely to be a girl than a dude. I would change his looks slightly if they put him as a dude and make it clear I did if I make him a guy in my writing. AKA: TAKE OFF THE DAMN MAKE-UP. Or describes him so no one would even THINK to entertain the thought of "Who's the babe?" under any circumstance. My opinion was that Kishi wanted to fuck with our heads, and did so so early for us to get used to it in the future. Even in Shippuden, I still think that the Haku thing was one of the biggest mindfucks I've had from Kishi since I started Naruto. I still don't believe it, and it's been years since I started the damn show.

I just came from looking at pics from Haku on Google, and I realized that Shippuden made him even MORE girlier; the picture of a beautiful woman in the flashback in the war. His looks before, while feminine, could almost make others believe he was a dude with ridiculously feminine features. He was too pretty. But now they give him LIPSTICK and touch up his eyes that makes him more feminine than most girls, and like a stated before; the symbol of a beautiful woman! How do you EXPECT people to believe he's a dude when there's not a man on earth that naturally looks that feminine?!?! No way in hell could you say that was a boy! He even wore lipstick, PINK-SHIMMERY-LIPSTICK for goodness' sake! Yes, I've heard of queers, yes, I know that some dudes wear make-up for whatever reason, but seriously; pull up a tab, Bing or Google Images, whatever the hell you use, type in "Haku Naruto Shippuden," and one of the first pics should have "him" in lipstick. There's likely to be a comparison picture of his old look with his new one, and compared to the older one between those two, it is MUCH easier to believe he was a dude. The new one? A snowball is more likely to survive hell for quite a bit before someone tells me that they thought that with that new look, they believed Haku was a dude. "HE" LOOKS LIKE A MOTHER! And you try to tell us that's a dude? No way in hell!

-PJO/HoO

Piper in Fanfiction: People like to make this girl OOC (out of character) so much it's ridiculous. At least the good ones give a warning and/or a reason as to why she's OOC. To be honest, I've only seen that once. Just making her girly, flirty, and someone who puts emphasis on her looks too often is making her OOC. Sure, she'd wear a tank and shorts, but they aren't short-shorts, and she also wore a similar outfit on the Argo II. For those of you who can't remember, her attitude and character is well displayed in The Lost Hero, but so were Leo's and Jason's; yet everyone seems to forget about her. She is a tomboy, who's favorite outfit, and her opening one, at that, was a snowboarding jacket, ripped jeans, tennis shoes (that or converse, but I doubt that), and a T-shirt. She also kept her hair choppy on purpose. She knows that people find her attractive, and it bothers her so much she dresses down like this. She's rich, but hates designer clothing, skirts, and dresses. For goodness' sake she was hurt by Jason complimenting her in the dress her mother put her in! If that doesn't tell you she isn't one to care for looks or girly outfits, I don't know what will. She's "real," something like me, and I admire that in her. Jason had always called her beautiful, at least in his minds, in the most idle of moments, little, insignificant details at times that are normally tension-filled. She's a natural beauty, from her character to her looks just the way she is without pointed effort and he appreciates that - another reason I like him.

Just because she's Aphrodite's most powerful and "real" demigod child since Silena and just in the series in general, does not mean she's girly! She has her moments, yes, but so does every girl! So does Clarisse, as few and as far in between that they are! Who cares if it's not displayed in the books, she's a girl! Just like how mature boys have their moments of pure immaturity/stupidity or boyishness, girls have their moments, too! She's not some pink-loving, skirt-wearing, flirty-giggly girl! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD, PEOPLE! HAVE YOU EVEN READ THE BOOKS?!?!

She only seems complacent, demure, and coy when she's being a plotting-little-demigod and that's her schtick! She knows that certain situations call for certain demeanors for their survival, and her Charmspeak works best when you appeal to your victim, something she learned to strengthen her power in Blood of Olympus!

Basically; she isn't girly, and she doesn't flirt. Period. Nor does she giggle too often like some girly-girl. I really hate seeing that in stories, especially in ones that are otherwise good. I find it highly disturbing. She's a tomboy, people! She's made it clear more than once! Especially in The Lost Hero! For goodness' sake, she was the lead in the book! She was the main character, with Leo and then Jason as a close second, if I remember right!

Please, stop making her OOC without some valid excuse or warning!

Piper's Name: This isn't so much a rant, as just a note on her character for Fanfiction. Piper was named for her loud, sharp voice as an infant by her grandfather, by the belief that she will be able to master the old Cherokee songs. She also has a powerful charmspeak, so her own mother, Greek goddess Aphrodite even played on this! Not many think to utilize her voice; in "Band" stories, that aren't painfully cliche with Jason somehow "cheating on her," she's been with Thalia and Annabeth and a band, but Annabeth was the main vocalist. Why not Piper?

She even utilized this in Blood of Olympus, using her Cherokee legends - this means that her grandfather was right, and I do believe that she will one day learn the authentic songs when given the opportunity, as she used song period as a medium for the purpose of snake-charming, which Grandpa Tom predicted. This was her Cherokee power coming through, but that doesn't mean she can't utilize song in other ways, especially when putting them together with Greek legend and just Charmspeak in general. Her voice is her power (and her emotions), so why don't you people use it?

Piper's Relationship with Leo: It is completely understated in The Heroes of Olympus series; in which they come in! I mean, the only hint of this was how she said she wouldn't be able to take it if Leo or Jason died in their quest in The House of Hades, as she would be broken either way, but that's it. They've been together at the Wilderness School, and both were shaken by the false memories they had of Jason, are they are both people who value relationships. To me, Piper and Leo would act like siblings, and there should be mentions of them being much closer, than things may initially imply. When Piper loves, she loves deeply and completely. When Leo loves, it was great power over himself as a person; it's something to be treasured and truly valued. This not only extends to romantic love, but familial as in Piper's love for her father and Leo for his mother. Why aren't they seen as actually being close friends? Their relationship is barely viewed in the series as the friends they are, much less the best friends they should be. I think that the friendship they would have would be beautiful and deep, familial and supportive, as their characters imply. I would love to find a fic that displays this. I'm glad to find that her love for him is now more prevalent, obvious in the little details given, and I love it.

Nico di Angelo

Nico di Angelo. I love you so much! You're my favorite character right now! I've just finished House of Hades, and I keep falling more and more in love with the PJO and HoO series!

House of Hades was intense. Fuckin' amazing and intense. Loved it; but I loved Nico even more.

I've always loved Nico; worried for him a lot, especially his happiness. We always knew he felt he was an outsider like his father was for his necromancy powers, and really was a good kid; alone and on his own, and some of us can relate to that loneliness. Whether for being a loner, an "outsider," someone who just didn't fit in; we can relate to an extent. But when Riordan dropped the bomb that he liked Percy, I was blown away.

Now personally, I believe that people have a choice to being gay, and you can't hate someone for that. Just because they are homosexual doesn't make them lower beings. They are still good people, the difference only laying in who they love. My religion doesn't agree with it, and even though I'm not some huge Christian or whatever and plan to look deep into being a Christian later in life, I do find the idea of homosexuality a bit unsettling to me. I'll be completely honest with you; it just doesn't fit into my sphere of belief, but I don't hate anyone who is gay. That doesn't mean that I'm not coming to better and better terms with it as I go on. As you can obviously tell, I am not gay, but I am most definitely ignorant to a lot of things considering homosexuality. I won't bother you for being gay, but I would like you to satisfy my curiosity; telling me of your reasons and feelings concerning the whole subject if you are. I am simply curious.

Another thing was that Rick Riordan is the first-ever-author in books I've read so far to put a major character as gay. I haven't read something like that before, so it was a bit of a shock.

Let's get back to the point; I don't hate Nico, I just loved him more for this. He was always shouldered and put in shadowy light, always alone and aching inside; but to make him gay for Percy? That was almost cruel. He's always felt like an outsider to Camp Half-Blood, but to be have feelings that would have him shunned and downright persecuted in his own time as he is now? That was cruel. He can't love Percy because he loves Annabeth way too much. Why on earth would he want to break them up, especially because they survived Tartarus together? This is only another reason, and the straw that broke the camel's back that he was meant to be alone forever; never loved, and never finding a home. With the dead, regardless of who is among the living. At least, in his own mind.

I think that even though his feelings gave him more anguish, it added a more modern twist to the story, or something that is much easier to relate to. How many of you can say they have a friend as a necromancer, or be able to find a necromancer (someone who deals with the dead, often bring them or their spirits back to life) in the first place? It gave us something we can all better understand, something we can see easily and many probably have. Being gay is much more open and accepted now, but it doesn't mean it's accepted in that sense that people don't find it at all strange. It's just more tolerated and acknowledged, or just well-known by our society.

That modern twist, again, gave us a ground where we can better understand Nico, and I think it was what made me love it even more. I liked that. Many of you have seen people being teased for being gay, and you can easily see where someone could feel self-loathing for themselves for being gay. Maybe not to Nico's extent, but the point is you can meet someone like that at any time, or witness anguish for it at any time. He just seemed more real in a world of dark, rich, mythology and history in the modern world, the setting for Rick Riordan's PJO and HoO series.

When was the last time you people remember Nico di Angelo being happy? Certainly not in this book. Hell, not even in this series! The last time he was happy was before he became a demigod, and even on the way to Camp Half-Blood things were going from bad to worse, with everything going to hell, literally, for Nico. That was in Book 3, The Titan's Curse in the first series, PJO, by the way. He has every right to hate being a demigod, and I am very surprised that that hate either doesn't exist or hasn't outright twisted him for the worst. I wouldn't blame him, but the fact that he hasn't succumbed to its weight adds to the strength he has, the strength Percy acknowledges, and the strength he had before; Nico di Angelo is strong, and simply amazing.

I am really pissed with Riordan. Will Nico di Angelo ever find happiness? His time with his sister is brief, and even if he found trust in Jason, things won't stay good forever, and secrets will come out into the open. If Nico di Angelo doesn't find love and happiness, staying for Hazel and the friends he made in the Seven, I will go to wherever-the-hell Rick Riordan lives and strangle him, rip him a new one, and force him with torture to give Nico that happy ending. He deserves that much, at least.

I think that him being gay, if it is known, will be accepted a lot better than he'd think. I'm pretty sure that with all the campers at Camp Half-Blood or even Camp Jupiter, he isn't the only gay. The idea will be easily accepted, because they know Nico isn't evil at all, and maybe with him having a more "normal" problem, it makes it easier for the others to connect. All except Hazel and Jason, the latter of which knew first, have lived in the mortal world for a long time; isolated as he was in Camp Jupiter. They've also heard and seen some crazy things, and since this is pretty normal, they won't have much problems with it. Hazel loves her brother dearly, and even with her 1940s and Catholic school upbringing, she isn't gonna stop loving him in anyway. Since becoming a part of the Seven, most of her Catholic school upbringing has gone to the dogs, so even then it shouldn't matter to her. Nico is Nico, the brother that saved her and gave her a second chance of life, and is at times affectionate. That isn't gonna change, so why should it matter to her? Jason easily accepted it, especially since he saw Nico's memories and felt his anguish, so that isn't a problem. He needs to let people in, not hide just as Jason had said, and he'd find his home. Besides, if he really needs a place to stay, he can stay with Hazel or maybe even with Sally. Sally, as I believe, is very accepting and loving, always taking care of Percy's friends and believing in him. He can find a mother in her, too.

I really hoped that Nico and Piper would have a bonding session about his feelings for Percy. I think she can relate to him in some way, to alleviate at least some of the self-hatred he feels about himself. Something to help him feel a bit better toward love, whether it be friendly, romantic, or familiar, love in general in any way, because form the way things have gone in his life, I know he pretty much hates love. I'm think of making it my first one-shot, honestly. With her being a "personification" of love or something; (she represented love in some sense in the books, if I remember right. TLH.) she'd probably make it easier for him to accept himself and his love.

I'm still not sure what to do about Nico's feelings, which seem stronger than a crush, when it comes to Fanfiction. Percabeth is not gonna break up, nor do I want them to, but I also want canon elements. I guess I just want him to be able to move on from Percy, because he knows he's getting nowhere, and be able to find love elsewhere. In another person. Being a demigod has been cruel to Nico, and he deserves love and a break from the chaos.

I'm happy that he has grown into himself, seeks his own happiness, and is now willing to truly fall in love after clearing the air with Percy, which made me so proud! I loved it so much! Thank you, Will! He couldn't have done this without you! And you, too, Jason! The acknowledgement of what he should do for his own happiness helped him in the end! THANK YOU FOR THAT FANTASTIC ENDING, RIORDAN!

If anyone gets an idea for a fic for anything I mentioned above, you better damn well credit it to me. I don't like plagiarism. PM me about it, too.

Percy and Calypso: Does no one remember Percy making the gods promise to free Calypso along with the all the gods to claim their children by the time they reach 13? The only mess-up they had with the latter was with Piper and Leo, but as it was because of Hera/Juno and 'cause of their place in the prophecies, it's alright. Calypso's curse is justified as Percy only had the chance to free her a year later, and the passage of time is weird on Ogygia. However, she believed she was never freed when she should have gotten some sort of message from the gods, and this earns great resentment towards Percy from both Leo and Calypso, when he really didn't deserve it. He kept his promise, and the curse may even have been nullified with her freedom. He may not have put much thought into it afterwards, but the gods gave their word, and it was their responsibility - the only guilt he should be feeling is forgetting about her entirely ever since.

Since she wasn't freed, that means that the gods either didn't do it, which should have been impossible because they swore on the Styx, or because it was nullified, or held back temporarily by a higher power; she was needed at her island, meaning Leo meeting Calypso, Caleo, and his promise were no coincidence. It was fated, just like how Piper and Leo weren't found and claimed earlier because of their place in the prophecies. I hope this also means that Caleo will happen, and Leo will find her again, maybe as a free woman. The whole "fated" idea came along as I wrote this, and it only made sense. It also explained why it took so long for Piper and Leo to have been find, regardless of their weak scent - the Prophecy and who they had to be for it would have been different, had they been found earlier, never mind the rest of the Seven. I was totally confused by this whilereading the House of Hades, and had later thought that even Rick Riordan forgot, but this idea makes sense; it makes for an excellent plot twist, and it's just Riordan's style. I feel better, now. I'm glad that the fact that she was never freed DESPITE the gods' promise to Percy was acknowledged, though I don't mind the fact that it wasn't properly addressed.

The Hunters of Artemis and Thalia:

I don't find them all that impressive. In fact, they disgust me in how petty they seem. I find them more pathetic then anything else. It's one thing to have a sisterhood where girls to hunt monsters together. That's fucking awesome. It's another for them to do be doing so with a GODDESS as a part of her life and domain. To be immortal with her through it all is a fucking honor. And a bit of an iffy deal to swear off men forever, but it makes sense as she's the VIRGIN goddess - SHE has sworn of men ever since her first crush, and upheld herself to it. And in there lies the problem - it's one thing to be testy about men flirting with you, so long as you act at least neutral to them once they got your message. And what about friendship? Or familial bond? You're brother's an idiot, but he loves you and just wants you to not put him DOWN so much. Is that so much to ask? And the whole ideal of men begin worse than the dirt beneath your feet broke the straw on the camel's back. It isn't so much Artemis who exudes this, but her Hunters - but guess who they got it from? You.

These ladies had it pretty bad with the men in their lives, but for them to run sobbing to you when shit hit the fan and gain a sexist superiority complex afterward is pretty fucking pathetic. I can't respect them because they seem to find one little sob story to feed their ignorance and unneeded hate to men who are actually deserving of respect. It spits on the wills of women who were raped and abused by men, even family but managed to find love in friendship in someone who cherished them and treated them the respect and love the deserve. For them to find love a weakness, for them to view ALL men as the admittedly bad examples they had in their old lives with the old views of them not being able to respect a woman's ability to be as strong in all aspects of mend, to hate them and treat them like dirt is childish and despicable. The latter ideal is a bit easier to forgive as some of them had LIVED in such repressive times, but what makes it just unacceptable is the fact that THEY don't keep with the times and ideals. You'd think that if they were such the hater-type of feminists as they like to act, instead of the petty-haters they REALLY are, that they'd be following any and all news of sexual equality, but clearly not. You'd think that they'd hear these horror stories if for no other reasons than for ammo against men, and admire the woman from her strengthe and mayber learn and respect her. I feel like they'd sooner shame the woman, than do and walk away like they did the world a service. And Thalia may be conflicted, but she'd go with the "peer pressure." Weak.

They just like to hate without just cause or even refuse to treat anyone not born with a vagina with respect does not have MY respect. I believe Thalia had betrayed herself and her loved ones by exuding this ideal, despite the fact that she had Percy, Grover, and her beloved baby-brother Jason, and STILL can't at least act the neutral party to her sisters, if not try to educate them so they'd be more mature. Her "brothers," by blood or otherwise, are some of the best examples the Y chromosome had to offer, but apparently she didn't think to feel that she shouldn't act like such a DICK to anyone else. But no. And that is why I don't even like Thalia much anymore, either. I find these girls weak and pathetic, and underserving of the respect and awe that they are given. They are terrible examples.

The Amazons are better, as my only issue is that odd quasi-slavery thing they have, not considering them worthy of having a voice in anything, but at least they don't outright hate them. Giving girls the first chance in priority is fine - they're even chill with loving them and having kids. My main issue is that I find them hypocritical as they don't even tolerate the implications of a reversed version of their society. They're saving grace is that they don't dismiss legitimate relationships. That's why I prefer them over the Hunters any day.

This is why I think that Hestia should be the celebrated virgin goddess, not Artemis. She loves the Camp Half-Blood campers like they were her own children, and they greatly love and respect her in return. She is the silent and often hidden support they need in their lives, and she didn't need to skirt any vows to do it. The Romans could build a hearth as her own place, too, and after some reluctance on both side (if she had a Roman side, she may be upset, too. I can't remember if she does, though.), I know they'd come to love her the way the Greeks do. She IS the only god allowed to openly show her love to them without interfering in their lives. That's fucking awesome. Even Athena would be a descent replacement, as she's still technically a virgin, but she'd still love and show that love in the form of a child without betraying her own title.

If someone can think of an argument or comment about ANY of these rants, please PM me and I promise to get back to you. I want to have a debate about this with someone, as I'm rather lonely and can't hold this in forever.


Random Manga I Like:

Ore no Kanojo ga Stalker na Ken/ Tale of My Stalker Girlfriend:I love it! It's hilarious and really cute! The main character, Haruto, is really hilarious. Love him, but I also love his girlfriend. She's cute, and reminds me of myself, minus a couple of things. The first chapter just updated Dec 1, 2013, so it's still rather new. Even if you're a person who doesn't like cute things, you can find something to laugh about in it. I really like the humor.

Nekomimi wa Yamerarenai: Adorable and hilarious. It's about a girl with a crush on a serious morals committee member who discovers that her crush loves cats. As such, she wears cat ears to get him to notice her and maybe be affectionate toward her. It's hilarious and cute with great art!


Roller coaster or arcade? Arcade. They're fun. I hate roller coasters, as I like my stomach where it is just fine.

Sweet or salty? Food? Salty. Sugar tastes sickening when it's too much at once.

Poetry or novel? Novel. Poetry makes my head spin at times, and not in a good way, either.

Sex in a bed or sex in an elevator? Bed. Not risking exhibitionism at any point. Most elevators tend to have cameras, anyway. Not a chance.

Numbers or letters? Numbers. I play with them so much in my head, that it's absolutely ridiculous. My favorites 9 and multiples of 9.

Harry Potter or Twilight? Harry Potter. It's long with a great story, and Twilight pissed me off so I discontinued it. I should pick it up again.

Star wars or star trek? Can't say. I haven't seen either of them.

Sponge or washcloth? Weird question, but washcloth.

Sing or dance? In public? Choreographed dance. And none of that break-dancer shit. I'm young, but I'm really not that flexible. Skill to have? Both, but mostly singing.

Rain or snow? Err... Snow means cold, but I like it... I can't stand the cold, though... Rain. I like the smell, and it's refreshing.

Kiss or hug? Both if it's from my boyfriend or something. Anyone else? Hug. I'm not all that touchy with people I'm not close to. Or touchy at all.

Fred or George? Could you honestly tell the difference between the two before the end? Both. They're a package deal you can't help but love, anyway. Unless you're a stick-in-the-mud. Then it's an utter nightmare. I'd love to watch you wallow in your misery. It'd be very entertaining, if you don't impress me as a person.

Draco or Harry? Draco pissed me off at first while I found Harry adorable, so Harry it is.

Artemis Fowl or Percy Jackson? PJO. It's epic, and I haven't read Artemis Fowl yet.

Fantasy or mystery? Fantasy is awesome. When I was younger, it was all mystery. Basically, Nancy Drew and The Hardy Boys all the time. Seriously. It was rare if I ever read anything else. I wonder if I can find a crossover of the 2? That'd be awesome!

:) or :P? Err... I don't use Emoticons much, or at all, but :P. Depends on my mood.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (It's someone else's choice and they have their reasons. Whether I like or not, it's their decision.)
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS(or about to/want to), so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I don't eat a lot, I'm just lazy.)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.(It hurts my eyes. I'm just not an outdoor-person, but I don't mind it. I just like being inside more.)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. (I have to have a damn good reason to get into a fight or something, otherwise I keep it to myself and use verbal assaults if needed. I have a slow fuse.)
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be to a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (By this, I mean maturity of life.)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. (I hate hockey, but I love beavers although I've never actually seen one.)
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. (It better be a really good couple or show for me to really like it. I'm more neutral or okay with it though.)
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (People bug you if you ARE popular. I don't see the fun in that.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Not with everything, but some of the things they do, I either don't see the logic in it, or I'm pissed off by it.)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. (I'm no Hidan(Naruto), but I do occasionally cuss. Just not the really vulgar ones. When I think or write/type, though, cussing comes out easier. )
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (I'd like you to tell me that Attack on Titan is for kids after watching the first episode. Can you?)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Grammar makes a story shine and flow beautifully. You, of course, have to have a good story to begin with.)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(Show me a guy that'll meet my standards and be willing to put up with me, willing to actually love you and I'll fuckin' kiss you. Boys of my generation don't really impress me, and I'm just too busy (read: distracted) for a romantic relationship. That can come in later.)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.
I bet 93% of you people that read this won't repost

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

You will feel guilty if you choose number two.

Percy Jackson Pledge

I promise to remember Percy whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature for Grover's sake, of course
I promise to remember Luke when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron whenever I see a sign that says "Free pony ride"
I promise to remember Tyson whenever a friend says they'll stick by side
I promise to remember Thalia whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse whenever I see someone who gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel whenever a limo passes my car

Now swear on the River Styx

In loving memory...

...Luke Castellan, who died to save Olympus
...Zoe Nightshade, who went on a quest knowing she would die
...Bianca Di Angelo, who sacrificed herself for her friends
...Daedalus, who died so Kronos' army couldn't use the Labyrinth
...Silena Beaureguard, who died a hero
...Charles Beckondorf, who died for a mission success
...Ethan Nakamura, who changed in the end only to be killed by Kronos
...Everyone else who died in the Titan war

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his friends,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT'S HER!

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: no.
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: no
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: no.
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: no
Girl: Choose: me or your life.
Boy: My life.

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason why I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Real life questions that have been asked in court:

ATTORNEY: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo?
WITNESS: We both do.
ATTORNEY: Voodoo?
WITNESS: We do.
ATTORNEY: You do?
WITNESS: Yes, voodoo.

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ.

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town, I'm going with male.

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

And the best for last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

If you like this or think this is funny or whatever copy and paste this into your profile!!

My comments are not bolded. They will be underlined if I comment at all. mysterywriter2418 & AnimeLoverHaruka

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual instructions on consumer goods. I'm willing to bet that they're American products, at that.

On a Myer hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair!) (I wonder why??!!)
On a bag of chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?) (...Hmm...)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (And that would be how??) (on the other person's comment: I agree)
On some frozen dinners: Serving Suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion.) (So we don't have to? I though they were called frozen dinners *Sarcastic*)
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well, duh, a bit late, huh?) (If that was the case, why'd you put this warning on the BOTTOM!!!)
On Mark's & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (And you thought??...) (Noooo...I thought I would freeze to death 'cuz it was so cold. *SARCASM!!!*)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) (Why wasn't I told this before!!!???)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those five-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.) (Okay. So children drive cars and operate machinery on a daily basis?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (And I'm taking this... because?) (Give the man/woman a prize!)
On most brands of Christmas tree lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to... what?) (On the other person's comment: I totally agree)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody help me out on this. I'm a bit curious.)(Was there some other super-top-secret use that we're not supposed to know about?)(I have a morbid comment on this, but I'm not sure if I should say it...)
On packet on Nobby's Peanuts: Warning: Contains nuts. (Talk about a news flash!)(What?! I had no idea! *SARCASM*)(As opposed to what?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?) (Next Steps: Chew, swallow, digest.)
(I don't blame the company on this one; I blame the parents) On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Mommy, Daddy, you LIED!!!)(You're gonna make some poor kid cry with this label, ya know.)
On a motorized scooter box: Warning: This vehicle moves. (I think it's called a MOTORIZED SCOOTER for a reason. No shit, Sherlock.)(Ditto.)
Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands." (Ok, raise your hand if you've tried this.) (What?! What else would I use to stop it with! *SARCASTIC* Another response: Don't worry; I used my feet this time. I already used my hands last time.)
Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children." (NO dip) (Don't tell people that! My children are now unusually skilled kitchen-knife wielding ninjas!)(Are you trying to say you thought people put them in children in the first place? What is wrong with you people?)
Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (Why did I buy it again?) (Perfect for my nightlight!)(I'm with the bolded one on this.)
Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) (Whoops. That explains how I ended up in heaven all of a sudden.)
RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Really?) (Great! That's the last time I try cleaning it!)
Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (Gasp!)
(Alright. I don't know what to say to this except what the other person said, so... "Le gasp!")
Dog food-"new and improved tasting", (who tests it?) (What exactly makes it new and improved?)
Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yummy...) (I was wondering what made my mouth blue and green.)
Liquid plummer-"Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages."-(Beverages WOOO!!) (Uh-oh...)
Arm and hammer scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Are you sure?) (And it's not safe to use around what exactly?)

Girls Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait.”

To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.

To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.

To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.

To every guy who has given her flowers just because.

To every guy that said he would die for her.

To every guy that really would.

To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.

To every guy that she cried in front of.

To every guy that holds hands with her.

To every guy that kisses her with meaning.

To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.

To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.

To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.

To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.

To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes.

To every guy that would give his seat up.

To every guy that just wants to cuddle.

To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what.

To every guy who told his secrets to her.

To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath.

To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.

To every guy that believed in her dreams.

To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.

To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.

To every guy that walked her to her car. To every guy that gave his heart.

To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her.

...This one bulletin is for you...

Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... I guarantee 90% of the men on your page will not repost this cuz they care more about their image. If you are a nice guy repost this with "We're a Dying Breed " If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way repost this with: "To Every Guy..."

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like
him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this. (Truthfully, I hate abortion. If you didn't want a baby, don't have sex or at least take as many precautions as you can. Don't go sleeping around and get angry at the fetus for getting pregnant. Let them get adopted if you're unfit to be a mother. At least they have a chance to live their life. You don't get decide who lives or dies just 'cause you liked someone's dick and got pregnant. It's a fact that sex gets you pregnant. Be mature about it. If you were raped, then try to give birth to the child if it doesn't endager your life. But please remember, the child does not carry the sins of the father, or even the mother. They are a clean slate. If you don't think you can properly take care of the child with help, then allow them to be adopted. No one has the right to deny a child a chance to live because the birth wasn't intentional. )

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

RIP We shall remember

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile. (I believe in disciplining children, but there's a line between discipline and abuse. This is clearly abuse. If they do something wrong, punish and/or scold accordingly. Never touch a child with bad intent otherwise. You've all heard the stories parents or older people give, especially those with mixed descent or old-fashioned stories about the whips and all that stuff for disciplining kids? Some of that I find reasonable, as because if you don't discipline a child when they're young, you can't do shit when they get older. I don't believe the parents who let their children go without a snack or game if they do something like hit another kid. You're too damn soft, and what will you do if they beat someone up? A slap on the wrist? Bullshit. It won't work. But to even think of hurting a child for any reason otherwise is abuse. There is a fine line between abuse and discipline, and the story above was clearly abuse. I hate it and it makes me sick.)

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the World...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...

Then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

Copy and Paste Section:

If you hear voices of book characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. (This was from a PJO author's profile)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Lost your pen= No pen
No pen= No notes
No notes= No study
No study= Fail
Fail= No diploma
No diploma= No work
No work= No money
No m No food
No food= Skinny
Skinny= Ugly
Ugly= No love
No love= No marriage
No marriage= No children
No children= Alone
Al Depression
Depression= sickness
Sickness= Death

Moral: Don't lose your pen. You die.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:

1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."

2. "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."

3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

4. "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"

5. "Wait a minute, if this is her spleen, then what's that?"

6. "Hand me that...uh...that uh...thingy."

7. "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."

8. "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"

9. "Damn, there go the lights again..."

10. "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the girl's got two of them."

11. "What do you mean you want a divorce?"

12. "Ooooops!"

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLEN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, raining-pandas, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, azuashihiko, AngelAndAnime, TheLighteningTheifRocks, HAWTgeek, percyxannabeth18770, 78meg9, no-percabeth-is-no-life, mkc120, The Goddess of Myths, ShimmeringDaisyFace, PrincessOfWisdom-AnnabethChase, AllilynFlorence, Percabeth Jackson-Chase, Kiearrah Mai Rhone, the-7-are-chosen, Random Chick

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