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Joined Jul '13, USA

hi I'm Eggman hater, and this is my profile! I like Sonic, my favorite TMNT character is Mikey! I prefer the new Mikey because the old show made him seem like your stereo typical surfer dude mixed with a retard. so I like the new teenage goof-ball Mikey better.

okay, some stuff about me.

Name: classified

Age: classified

Gender: classified

Likes: action movies, Sonic, Shadow, Amy, most Sonic characters, fighting, swinging on ropes, fanfictions, MLP, Doctor Who, Krypto the Super Dog, Underdog, the wind, sticking my head out the window on the highway, Music, friends, family, first person shooter games, blood (I like the taste for whatever reason), stomping my opponents into the ground.

Dislikes: Eggman, Smurfelis (or Mephelis), General Passer, Sonic haters, girly stuff, black-tie parties, white-tie parties, being told to shut up, girly stuff, idiots, and obnoxious people.

Why people think I'm insane: I know the Sonic characters are real, I love to sing songs all the time, I will sing Disney songs at random times, I watch old cartoons, I figured out the logic behind the evolution of mermaids (half fish, half human? LIES!! there's at least some porpoise in there!!) I memorized the lyrics to several obscure songs, and I like to think about things that involve conspiracies a lot, along with warfare on different school levels.

anywho, below are some copy and paste stuff, enjoy!Note: all of this was copied and pasted I also got it from songbird's spirit who wrote "I almost ran over my childhood hero" it is a VERY good story, I suggest you read it.

f you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles, looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ver copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have, never will, and am proud of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leperauchan alone, then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about during a conversation, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, with no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think TV Golf is the most boring thing on TV...Copy and paste this into your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

If you have sung a Christmas Carol nowhere near Christmas time, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writitng or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever said a normal word in place of a cuss word, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever mistaken a window for a door copy any paste this on your profile.

If you have ever spaced out for more than two hours, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile..

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their heads off at the others.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at yourself for having a stupid conversation in your mind, yelled back, and then got into a fight with yourself, copy and paste this.

If you have you're own personal world, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can visualize something so well that you can literally see every blade of grass or strand of hair and can almost feel the sun shining on your head and the wind blowing gently through your hair, copy and paste this into your profile. _


Idiotic Stereotypes I found. (Taken from a very long list and listing only the ones that apply to me.)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser I Draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK. I'm DIFFERENT so I MUST be weird. (which, actually I kinda am. )


If you think Shadow could take over the world if he wanted to, put this on your profile.

Shadow the Hedgehog has more fangirls than any other SEGA character. If you are one of them, copy and paste this into your profile.

ok I got this from Songbird's spirit, no I do not own these.

Best friends are aware of how stupid you are, but still choose to be seen in public with you.

Most learn by observation. Some learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually touch the fire to see if it is hot.

We're not retreating! We're advancing in another direction!

Forgive your enemies... Nothing annoys them so much!

If "Plan A" didn't work, the alphabet has twenty-five more letters so stay cool. Once you get to "Plan Z" and it's still not working, then you can panic.

He who talks by the yard and thinks by the inch deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Speaking in front of a crowd is the number one fear for an average person. Number two is death. That means if you have to be at a funeral, you'd rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep... not screaming, like the passengers in his car!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Women inherit the Earth!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It’s just weird when you lose.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Its always in the last place you look... Of course it is, why the heck would you keep looking after you found it?

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver.


...S... Put this

...H... On your

...A... Page

..D... If you're

...O... A fan of

...W... Shadow the Hedgehog

...!!!... It shows you care! :)


this section I got from ZehHyperactiveAuthor Note: this profile is part of what I want, and part copy and paste stuff, and most of it I don't own, if I do, then i'll tell you

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy(but you love them anyways) then copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you belive that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile.


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,

the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, then put it in your profile!

Here are twenty-five very good reasons why I trust my mother.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


ok this part was from raphaelplusmikey

When a boy gets jealous it's kinda cute, but when a girl gets jealous World War 3 is about to start

Telling someone why you like them is like trying to explain what water tastes like

Just because someone is single doesn't mean they're lonely. Some people are in relationships and they've forgotten what happiness is.

Sleeping is my drug. My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the police.

If a guy likes you. For you your legs and thighs. Or breasts even. Then send him to KFC.

Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X cause she's not coming back.

I'm not a NERD, I'm just smarter than you.

Trying to keep a straight face in a serious situation and failing miserably.


A good friend helps you up when you fall down. A best friend laughs and trips you again, or sits on you back and forces you to stay down...

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, "You will die in seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - EmmyLew - run!"

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend never asks for anything to eat or drink. A best friend Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

A good friend Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. A best friend Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your junk and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend only knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds’ butt that left you.

A good friend would knock on your front door. A best friend will walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

A friend will help me find my way when I'm lost. A best friend will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance.

A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them.

A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life.


Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, Skylight13, RaphaelplusMikey. 2007 MOVIE RAPH IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!! Eggman hater


If you ever read past 2 in the morning post this on your profile.

If you have a crush on any fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile.

97% of teens only go to see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf and Megan Fox. Copy and paste this if your one of the other 3% that goes to see robots beating the slag out of each other.

If you listen to music while you read fanfiction post this on your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this on your profile.

Best Friends

"you cry, I cry. you laugh, I laugh. you fight, I got your back. If you trip, I'll catch you when you fall. you jump off a bridge... oh, heck wait for me!"


FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and and make freinds on here we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list.

SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA), Hullop (USA), Mayonaka Naze (Dominican Republic), RUHLSAR000 (USA) PotterAnimeJackson(Canada), Mermaid-Luchia(Australia), Jostanos (USA), changeofheart505(USA) RaphaelplusMikey (USA) Eggman hater (USA)


guy gets knocked out* *someone checks on them* "... can you tell me where you are?" "on the floor" Best of the Best.

"heaven won't take me and Hell's afraid I'll take over, so last time I died they sent me back in hopes of stopping my malicious genius," unknown

"common sense; so rare it's kind of like a super power," unknown

"Is anyone else bothered by the fact doctors call what they do 'practice'?" George Carlin

"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem,"

"remember that guy that gave up? neither does anyone else,"


Everyone has the right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

I'm better then normal, I'm abnormal.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You fall out a window, I laugh again.

I can only please one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.


I was laying in bed last night looking up at the stars and thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling

The average woman would rather have beauty then brains, because the average man can see better then he can think

If you die in an elevator, make sure you push the up button


Random things that you might think, do, or happens to you.

Yelling your friend's name in different voices until they hear you.

People lie, things change, best friends ditch. And there's always going to be those people who would kill to see you fall.

"Be strong." I whispered to my Wi-Fi signal.

I'll call it a "smart phone" the day I yell "Where's my freaking phone?!" and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

Instead of "lol" try "lsimhbiwfefmtalol". Laughing? silently in my head because it wasn't funny enough for me to actually laugh out loud.

I love knowing something I'm not supposed to know.

I want a nice body, but then like...food.

When I die, I want somebody to keep updating my Facebook status to freak people out.

I'm not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into milk for too long, it breaks off, and you wonder why bad things happen to good people.

"I have a question." *Teacher walks away* "Uhh okay that's cool too."

If I don't text back It's because I replied in my mind but I was too lazy to physically reply.

That awkward moment when you say 'hi' to a kid and they just stare at you.

I hate when people sit in front of you at movies and take away your foot rest.

I wonder how many strangers took a picture with me in the background...

It's funny how you can do nice things for people all the time, and they never notice. But once you make one mistake, It's never forgotten.


You got a problem with me?

Solve it

Can't stand me?

Sit down.

Can't face me?

Turn around.

You think I'm tripping?

Tie my shoe.

If you like me,

Great

If you hate me,

Even better

You think you know me?

YOU HAVE KNOW IDEA!!!


That awkward moment

when the awkward moment

you thought was an awkward moment

really wasn't awkward

and you created an awkward moment

by thinking a non-awkward moment

was actually awkward.

Now it's an awkward moment.


My name is Sarah.

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long.

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the hard wall

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy...

Murdered me.

REPOST THIS POEM IF YOU'RE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!


There's a 99% chance if I checked out your profile I stole half the crud on there.


Crazy? Probably.

Strange? Yep.

Unorthodox? Absolutely!

Pointless? Never.


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you are one of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy and paste this to your profile.

If YOU get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile

IF YOU DON'T HATE WHEELIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!!!


Change is inevitable, except from a Vending machine

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, “Let there be light” and there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. –Albert Einstein.

Try not to worry… take each day just one anxiety attack at a time.- Tom Wilson


Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now


TRUE STORY

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.T he boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

I found this story and I cried, oh my god it's that touching. I normally don't ask this, but please repost this so that this story can touch more people's lives.


HOW CRAZEE??

Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him.

Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available.

Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music.

Crazy is when u laugh uncontrolable at your own jokes.

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence.

Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it.

Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist.

Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments.

Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day.

Crazy is when your crazy.

Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym.

Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown.

Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them.

Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles.

Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move.

Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world,

Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane.

Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty".

Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through.

Crazy is when you go in your backyard and have conversations with yourself and non-existant people while gesturing wildly.

Crazy is when you write a note to yourself, lose it in your church, forget about it, then hear about it two months later from the pastor.

Crazy is when you thing Transformers Prime,Animated,G1 and Bay are real,but only your favorites,and talk to them like they are real people with feelings and crud.

Crazy is when you cheer people up when they're crying by making a lame joke, then laughing like it was epically hilarious, and then making your face go completely blank and holding it for as long as you can before bursting out laughing again. They always join in. Always. XD

Crazy is when you're at your friends birthday party, and you not only start a food fight and laugh like a maniac during it, but the adults join in. THE ADULTS!

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

95% of fanfiction users have invented a question saying that a certain % would be doing something if someone was something and if you're part of the certain % that doesn't than copy and paste this into your profile. If you're part of the 5% that hasn't invented one of these questions, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you proudly show off all your battle wounds (AKA, the scar you got from tripping on the sidewalk, bruise from a baseball, etc.), put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile. (Transformers! More than meets the eye!)


Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum,dragon of spirits,Kakashi's baby girl, RedRosesRulez37, JazzGirl123, Barzini, Tinyterror, BlitzwingTheCon, RapahelplusMikey, Eggman hater,


kay, just a little bit of serious stuff on here, I got this from IOnlyWriteBigStories.

Respect only those who respect you and yourself.

Don't give a damn about those who hate you. In fact make them hate you worse. Since they don't have the decency to treat you as an individual, they don't deserve that treatment from you. Ignore them, fight them, ridicule them; whatever floats your boat. You are not a victim. They are the victims of their own hallucinations. Don't give fuck about who they are; whether they're peers, teachers, headmasters, other adults; they ought to respect you as you respect them. It doesn't matter if you're young; old; disabled; with different views on anything; you are an individual human being and you have your decency. None, no matter how hard they try, can rob you of that.

We sadly live in a society influenced by many, and not for the greater good. Whether that's ads, telling you, you are ugly because you are not like the blonde and blue eyed whore you see in movies and music whose faces are buried into tons of makeup and photoshop or because you do not have a six pack and act like a pimp; whether that's your peers, who think you ain't cool as you have more important matters in your mind, rather than think to a sickening degree about boys/girls or showning your digitally procesed self half naked on facebook yet; why you refuse to burry who you truly are; why you can't be a good little human and allow yourself to be stereotyped.

Fuck them. This is who you are. Don't deny that from yourself.

They don't like you? Give them a reason for that. Be gentle and caring only to those deserving. You are you.

However be reasonable; don't hate others for no reason; accept anyone and treat them with respect, unless they have proven themselves not to be deserving on this.

Thank you.


Don't take bullshit.

Try to make this a rule for your life. Or else you may get worked up by any one, by any insignificant human, one of the trillions that had, have, and will have walked the Earth. It's not worth it.

Be agressive. Better to be feared than respected and nowdays sadly nothing and no one gets the respect he deserves *cue pseudo-democratic arguements, so society has driven itself on a dead-end of fear.

Now what? Simply, as I wrote before, you accept no bullshit. The whole "aw, ignore hiimmmmmm he'ss justt palyinggg/teeassinggg/ he'lll stooppp," kind of crap doesn't work in many cases as the 'bully' as you say in proper English (the other word is asshole), probably isn't a sadistic bastard but does it to impress his friends or impose his manlines and for girls, to show who 'the leader bitch is'. You need to freak them out/ scare them/ insult them as much as you can. I'm speaking fom experience here.

Anyway, how to figh against it?

Here is a guide, accompanied by my personal experiences.

a) Example 1

As a Greek expression accurately describes, write them in your balls. Show indefference (not ignorance! Indifference!). Call them hypocritical. Act as if they are brain damaged. Be annoying as hell to them.

Example: During the duration of 4th to 6th grade, I was teased for being a nerd/geek/unsocial. 'ignored' them. The teasing increased until, halfway in th grade, one of the little whores tuck a piece of paper writing "I'm stupid" in my back. The boy who noticed this was the brother of one of those hatching duck-face barbies, but I'm getting out of context. Anyway, I was enraged, furious. What did I do?

I told our teacher. Not only she comforted me (as I cry whenever I'm very angry for some strange biological reason), but the next day, she made a laughing fool of those girls, implying how dim and uninteresting their future would be, how empty persons they were.

After that they never made fun of me (openly) ever again.

b)Example 2

Make them stop it no matter what. At first, be polite and ask nicely if they could stop. If they don't, repeat yourself with a more ordering voice. If they still continue, and even start giggling, lean back, take a deep breath and -either report it to an authority (teacher, professor, police). If they still don't stop, that's when you start breaking stuff until their thick skulls get the message.


this next one made me crack up to no end!!

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

This student received the only A.


ok, I found this, and couldn't help but laugh my @$$ off at it because I'm such a potter head. so, if any of you are, don't skip this!!!! it's hilarious!

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.)I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.)I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting deatheaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

128.) I will break every single rule on this list as soon as I get to Hogwarts


now, my elemental thingy. some copied and pasted, but I choose mine. they're the bolded stuff

.: FIRE:.

You have a short temper.

You often act on your emotions without thinking first.

You are very competitive.

You like to play with fire. (Hatching pyromaniac)

You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.

You prefer warm weather over cold weather.

You often lose control over yourself.

You can be quite reckless.

You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.

People have often called you insane.

TOTAL: 1

.:WATER:.

You have a calm, laid-back personality.

You like to go to the beach.

You rarely get angry.

When you do get angry, you know how to control it.

You think before you act.

You are good at breaking up fights.

You are a good swimmer.

You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.

You are very generous.

TOTAL: 3

.:EARTH:.

You are physically strong. (Sort of.)

You have a close connection with nature

You don't mind getting dirty.

You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.

You could easily survive in the wild.

You care about the environment.

You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.

You rarely get depressed.

You aren't afraid of anything.

You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

TOTAL: 5

.:AIR:.

You have a free spirit.

You hate rules.

You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

You hate to be restrained.

You are very independent and outgoing.

You are quite intelligent. (Based on other people's statements)

You tend to be impatient.

You are easily distracted.

You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

You wish you could fly.

TOTAL: all, or 10

.: DARKNESS:.

You spend most of your time alone

You prefer nighttime over daytime.

You like creepy things.

You like to play tricks on people.

Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, videogames, etc.

You don't talk much.

You are atheist.

You don't mind watching scary movies.

You love to break the rules.

TOTAL: 3

.:LIGHT:.

You are very polite.

You are spiritual.

When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.

You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.

You hope for world peace.

You are generally a happy person.

Everyone loves to be around you.

You always follow the rules.

TOTAL: 2

Fire:1

Water: 3

Earth: 5

Air: 10, or all (wow. how did I see this coming?)

Darkness: 3

Light: 1


this is from the insaneshadowfangirl.

Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.

32. Also in your bell boy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34. Tell people that you can see their aura.

35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." (lol, love that one!)

1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4.

"regardless of who's the better writer, Jones invented magical fantasy worlds that likely made a deep impression on Rowling"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

A computer screen

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Mythbusters

4. Without looking guess what time it is?

9:15

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

9:13

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

... Crickets?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

6:45, walking in circles

8. Before you started this survey, what were you looking at?

a fanfiction

9. What are you wearing?

clothes

10. Did you dream last night?

yeah, Sonic was captured, and so was I and Eggman made the grave mistake of injuring Sonic, and Amy, and Tails, and Cream, then I went dark on his ass.

11. When did you last laugh?
a second ago when I started this Survey!

12. What is on the walls of the room you're in?

Paint.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Yup!! I looked in the mirror!

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's FUN!!!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire over night, what would you buy?

...a smoothie

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.

I HAVE SUBSTANDARD TYPING!!!!!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics...
Get rid of racism, sexism, etc. I HATE MEN WHO THINK THEY'RE BETTER THAN WOMEN! ANDI HATE HOMOPHOBES TOO!!!

19. A quote that you love/live by...

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit around laughing while everyone wonders how you did it."

21. Imagine your first child's a girl, what would you call her?

Sonic

22. Imagine your first child's a boy, what would you call him?

Sonic (Sonic is an adjective, it works for either gender.)

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?

Score, war, more, oar, sore...

28. Favorite planet?

Mobius! XD I like Moebius, too, but only'cause it's Scourge's home, so he's not bugging Sonic... as much.

29. Who is the fourth person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?
My cousin. (Not Mephiles, my MORTAL cousin)

30. What's your favorite ring on your phone?

Vibrate. =)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

My late father's favorite tee shirt.

32. The brand of shoes you are currently wearing?
I'm... barefoot? But I wear New Balance.

33. Bright or Dark room?
Dark, the bulb is out, all I have is the lamp...

34. What do you think of the person who took this survey before you?
She's not quite as crazy as I am...

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

36. What did the last text message on your mobile say?
K

37. Where's your mailbox?
Attached
to my house

38. What's a word you say a lot?
peeps.


Life Sayings:

"I'm too busy getting lost to read a map!"

"The grass may be greener on the other side, but if you take the time to water your OWN grass it would be just as green."

"A learned blockhead is a greater blockhead than an ignorant one."

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and sit around laughing while everyone wonders how you did it."

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"Women who behave rarely make history."

"I love talking about nothing. It's the only thing I know anything about." Oscar Wilde

"Write without pay until somebody offers to pay." Mark Twain

"Writing is a form of personal freedom. It frees us from the mass identity we see in the making all around us. In the end, writers will write not to be outlaw heroes of some underculture but mainly to save themselves, to survive as individules." Don Delillo

"I don't like to write, but I love to have written." Michael Kanin

"What a lot we lost when we stopped writing letters. You can't reread a phone call." Liz Carpenter

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia" E. L. Doctorow

"Don't get it right, just get it written." James Thurber

"Whether or not you write well, write bravely." Bill Stout

"Writting is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators." Olin Miller

"I put a piece of paper under my pillow, and when I could not sleep I wrote in the dark." Henry David Thoreau

"It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous." Robert Benchly

"You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country." Robert Frost

"Better to write to yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self." Cyril Connoly

"I try to leave out the parts that people skip." Elmore Leonard

Author's Proverb 1: Dead hard drives tell no tales. May the technology fairies bless my flash drive with a longer life...
Author's Proverb 2:
Never insult poltergeists; it can be hazardous to your sanity and personal treasures...
Author's Proverb 3: Life has an aversion to cooperating with one's schedule... specifically, my schedule...
Author's Proverb 4: Insanity is inherited; you get it from your children along with whatever bug or virus they picked up at school...
Author's Proverb 5: If you aren't five minutes early to an appointment or event you are already ten minutes late...
Author's Proverb 6: When all else fails and you don't know which way to turn, ask the Magic Eight Ball; there is always a fifty/fifty chance that it will answer your question correctly. The Magic Eight Ball is also no where near as annoying as Trelawney's constant death predictions.


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There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

I'm so gay I can't even think straight.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Did you know that 'school' and 'vagina' are both six letter words and are dark holes of nothingness that can hold screaming children for nine months?

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?"

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

The 3 Stages of Insanity:
1. Having arguments with yourself
2. Winning those arguments
3. Losing those arguments

Insanity is simply getting the joke before anyone says it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Humanity's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

I am not a bitch; I am the bitch; and to you, I am Ms. Bitch.

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this).

Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time.

This weight on my chest

Cannot ever be lifted.

Oh wait, it's just boobs.

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right." - Joseph Addison

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

Mom: *holding our cat and jokingly talking to him* Where were you last night, young man? Were you with any girl cats? Was there any catnip involved? Me: Mother, there is a fine, fine line between joking and crazy cat lady. You are currently playing jump rope with that line. -BlackPaperMoon82462

"I will follow you to the ends of the Earth. And when we get there, I will push you off." -Banki SilverWolf

"STOP THINKING STUPID!!" -An English Teacher

"Can we be antisocial butterflies?" -Sen the Cheshire Cat

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera

"We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "...We leave in two hours!"

"You remind me of something." "What?" "Monday." "Why?" "Nobody likes you."

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."

There are very few problems which cannot be solved by large amounts of explosives.

You look like your face was on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

I'm so gay I can't even think straight.

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese. There are five people in my family so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Will. Or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu. But I think it's Will.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Did you know that 'school' and 'vagina' are both six letter words and are dark holes of nothingness that can hold screaming children for nine months?

I’d slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

My teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “At the end of this ruler is an idiot.” I got detention for asking which end.

Anatidaephobia — fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Help! I've fallen and I can't reach my Life Alert!

I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. Yeah, he said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me... Wait.

Ah, the internet: where men are men, women are also men, and thirteen-year-old girls are FBI agents.

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.

The internet is like Egypt; we write on walls, convey messages with pictures that no one understands, and worship cats.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I've always wanted my last words to be,"Hey, what does this button do?"

Police officer: How high are you? Person: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

The 3 Stages of Insanity:
1. Having arguments with yourself
2. Winning those arguments
3. Losing those arguments

Insanity is simply getting the joke before anyone says it.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the judge.

Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t gone to sleep yet.

It's you and me against the world. We attack at dawn.

As a driver, I hate pedestrians. As a pedestrian, I hate drivers. But no matter what form of transportation I'm using, I always hate bicyclists.

I look around and all I see is stupid! On a completely unrelated topic, I like to look at mirrors.

Death is God's way of saying "You're fired."
Suicide is Humanity's way of saying "You can't fire me- I quit!"

I am not a bitch; I am the bitch; and to you, I am Ms. Bitch.

I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe those idiots trusted me with this).

Even when fully awake, we still have trouble locating car keys in our pockets, finding cell phones, and pinning the tail on the donkey, but I'll bet you anything anyone can locate and push the snooze button from 5 feet away, in the dark, while half-asleep, every time

“Did you just fall?” “No, I attacked the floor." "Backwards?” "I’m skilled.”

"He thought he was a wit, and he was half right." - Joseph Addison

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I can see a world without hate and without war. And I can see us taking over that world, because they'd never expect it."

Mom: *holding our cat and jokingly talking to him* Where were you last night, young man? Were you with any girl cats? Was there any catnip involved? Me: Mother, there is a fine, fine line between joking and crazy cat lady. You are currently playing jump rope with that line. -BlackPaperMoon82462

"I will follow you to the ends of the Earth. And when we get there, I will push you off." -Banki SilverWolf

"STOP THINKING STUPID!!" -An English Teacher

"Can we be antisocial butterflies?" -Sen the Cheshire Cat

"I'm ugly? well, it's a better version of good-looking than you." -Eggman hater.

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

"I will lie, cheat, steal and destroy things for really good books. And I will sell my soul for an internet connection, I miss Google damnit!" - Strange Return by Shivera

"We leave immediately!" "But what about dinner?!" "...We leave in two hours!"

"You remind me of something." "What?" "Monday." "Why?" "Nobody likes you."

Your friend calls you at 3 in the morning. "Are you asleep?" "No, I'm skydiving."

"Dear students,

I know when you’re texting in class. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles.

Sincerely, your teacher."


This one I did myself.

Chaotic-Neutral

50% Good, 56% Chaotic

Plane of Existence: Limbo, "Plane of Ever-Changing Chaos". Description: An alien, anarchistic and unpredictable plane. Notable Inhabitants: Githzerai - human-like monks; Slaad - frog-like creatures. Examples of Chaotic-Neutrals (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Neutral)

Barret Wallace (FFVII)
Yuffie Kisaragi (FFVII)
Tyler Durden
Dr. Frankenstein
Doctor Moreau
Tarzan
Peeves the Poltergeist
Fred & George Weasly
"Wild animals"

The almost totally unpredictable non-conformist loner. Will stand by and watch the white knight battle the black knight without feeling compelled to take sides.

Will keep their word if in their best interest
May attack an unarmed foe
May use poison
May help those in need
Prefers to work alone
Responds poorly to higher authority
Distrustful of organizations
Self preservation is strong but will not go to the same extent as Neutral-Evils.
They can generally be swayed easily.

Chaotic Neutral "Pure Chaos"
"Free Spirit"

A chaotic neutral follows his whims. He is an individualist first and last. He values his own liberty but doesn't strive to protect others' freedom. He avoids authority, resents restrictions, and challenges traditions. A chaotic neutral does not intentionally disrupt organizations as part of a campaign of anarchy. To do so, he would have to be motivated either by good (and a desire to liberate others), evil (and a desire to make others suffer), or be lawful neutral. A chaotic neutral may be unpredictable, but his behavior is not totally random. He is not as likely to jump off a bridge as to cross it.

Chaotic neutral is freedom from both society's restrictions and a do-gooder's zeal.

Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

You scored 50% on Good, higher than 24% of your peers.

You scored 56% on Chaotic, higher than 60% of your peers.

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"I'm king of the rock, and there's nutin' you can do about it." - Ling, Mulan

Average Person:"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ic-"
Me: "POrk ChOPs!!!!1!"

Moo! I'm a FISH!

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So... why learn?

The tooth fairy teaches children that we can sell our body parts for money :

I run with scissors - it makes me feel DANGEROUS.

Sometimes, I wish I was a monkey, so I could throw bananas at people and it would be legal.

I did not hit you... I simply high-five your face... really hard...

Average Person: To err is human.
Me: To arr is pirate.


THINGS I HAVE LEARNED:

- Jumping into toxic waste does NOT give you super powers.

- Drink lots of coffee. That way, you can do dumb things faster with more energy!

- Always give 100% at school/work: (12% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 20% Thursday, 5% Friday)

- If your parents leave you unattended for more than 11 minutes in Cairns Shopping Mall, the security guards WILL attempt to sell you to the circus. I am being gravely serious with you. Seriously.

- Never go to bed, angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

MY WAYS OF ANNOYING PEOPLE:

Call dog "dog".

Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

Begin all sentences with "oh la la!" Speak only in a "robot" voice.

Wear pants backwards.

Ask people what gender they are.

Ask the waitress for an extra seat for imaginary friend.

Sing along at opera.

Mow lawn with scissors.

Honk and wave to strangers.

HARRY POTTER CHARACTER FUN FACTS:

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hogwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Liege’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out anyway and will not be remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if Harry Potter were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake at the Final Battle.

Gryffindors … will jump off the cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

THINGS I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO OR SAY AT HOGWARTS:

"If Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!"

"I will not charm a thousand shampoo bottles to follow Snape around, throwing themselves at his head, and then claimed a potted plant told me to do it."

"I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.' "

"I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling."

"I will not tell the first years that Hagrid is an evil giant and he will eat all of them up."

"I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret."

"I will not refer to Hermione as 'Ron's pet night-troll.'"

"I will not give Remus Lupin a flea collar for his birthday"

"I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort."

"I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month."

"I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord."

"I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape."

"I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book."

"I will not spread rumors saying, 'When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.' "

"I will not tell Penelope Clearwater that Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy."

"I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office."

"I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight Horcruxes, take that Voldy!' "

"I will not call Professor Flitwick Master Yoda."

"I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination."

"I will not tell everyone that Snape is the illegitimate child of Professor Sprout and Dumbledore."

"If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm."

"I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand."

"I will not attempt to slide down all the banisters in Hogwarts."

"I will not draw a twirly mustache on the face of the Fat Lady in permanent marker... ... and then proceed to do the same to all the other portraits in the castle."

"I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing."

"I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

"I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals."

"I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween."

"I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton."

"I will not kidnap the Marauders and sell them to an animal circus."

"I will not take Neville skydiving."

"I will not tell the first years that running up to Draco Malfoy screaming and hugging him will bring them good luck."

"I will not try to check Luna into St. Mungos."

"I will not nickname Hagrid 'The BFG.'"

"I will not print out Dramione pictures and stick them all over the castle."

"I will not book Moaning Myrtle therapy sessions."

"I will not try to get the Dementors to wear hot pink cloaks."

"I will not give Severus Snape lots of hair care products on his birthday."

"I will not change the Slytherin Common room password to 'Gryffindor Rules'"

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"I am not allowed to bleach professor Snape's hair."

"Telling first-year muggleborns that the only way to protect against the monster in the Chamber of Secrets is to dress in neon yellow onsie, a blindfold and combat boots is not appropriate."

"I am not allowed to braid Hagrids beard. . . . Nor can I dread lock Dumbledore's, no matter how much he liked it."

"Putting temporary tattoo's of the dark mark on hufflepuffs' arms while they sleep is not funny. . . . Videotaping them when they wake up and selling the tapes is also wrong."

"Doing exorcisms on ghost is not allowed, especially on Professor Binns."

"Polyjuicing myself as Voldemort, hiding behind a door and jumping out and screaming "boo" when Harry Potter walks by is wrong and malicious."

"Telling Cho Chang that Cedric cheated on her before he dies, with me, is mean. That goes double if I am a male".

"Asking people if they want to see my puppy named fluffy, and then leading them to the Forbidden corridor and locking them inside could be deadly and is not allowed. That is why it is forbidden."

"I am not allowed to dye Ron's hair green. . . . Nor Draco's red. . . . Or Harry's blue, Hermione's purple, Dean's yellow, Fred and George's rainbow. . ."

"I am not allowed to own or use hair dye."

"Professor Flitwick is not a munchkin and asking him where the lollipop guild is, is inappropriate."

"Forcing the entire house-elf staff in Hogwarts to wear socks and get fired is not funny and hurts the house-elves more than I will ever know."

"Saying I am Professor Snape's slave is incorrect and nobody cares if it is my favourite fantasy."

"I'm not allowed to write Draco Malfoy a highly-suggestive love letter and say it was from Hagrid."

"I'm not allowed to tell Professor Trelawney that I just Saw her death and it was in 2 minutes and 42 seconds."

"Sacrificing Hufflepuffs to the giant squid is not allowed under any circumstances whatsoever."

"I am not allowed to curse the Ravenclaws so that every book they try to read turns into a porno."

"I am not allowed to tell Ron that Ginny is dating a 40 year old alcoholic; it is none of my business. It doesn't matter that I'm saying it because it is true and I'm worried."

"Fred and George are not clones and neither one is going to become evil and kill me. Accusing them that they will is obnoxious."

"Hermione is not related to a beaver, nor a squirrel or chipmunk. Implying that she is, is mean and rude."

"A dog bone is not an appropriate gift for Sirius Black. . . . nor is catnip for McGonagall, . . . A collar and lead for Professor Lupin is crossing a line."

"Filch in a tutu is not an attractive sight and I should refrain from cursing him to wear one."

"Forcing any person/staff/creature in the school to switch gender is not allowed."

"Calling Pansy a 'Pug-faced bitch' will result in punishment. It doesn't matter if she is out of earshot. It does not matter if I think it is unfair that I should be punished for 'telling the truth'."

"Spreading rumors that Harry is pregnant with Draco's love child is not only stupid but impossible."

"Telling the Muggle Studies teacher that in the Muggle Schools kids sleep with their teachers is not right."

"I am not allowed to put unknown ingredients into the lunch goblets to 'See what would happen'."

"I'm bored is not an excuse to charm paper balls to chase Professor Flitwick around the classroom."

"I am not allowed to put any type of laxative in anything someone could consume."

"I am not allowed to keep a creature from the Forbidden Forest under my bed, especially if it is much larger than my bed."

"McGonagall is not having a love affair with Miss Norris. End of story."

"I'm not allowed to ask Professor Snape if we are making a lubricant every time he announces that we are making a new potion."

"They have not, nor will they ever teach me to transfigure a penis and I must stop asking them to do so."

"Charming Ron's clothes to run away from him screaming 'RAPE!!' is wrong, no matter how many people laughed when he ran into the Great Hall naked except for a towel."

"Dragons are illegal. The police don't care that you already bought a year's supply of food and it is not refundable. The dragon will be confiscated."

"I am not allowed to handcuff together students or teachers to each other. . . . Saying that the only way to unlock them is by kissing for 40 minutes straight is mean, especially when you pretend to throw away the keys in front of them."

"I am not allowed to use compulsion charms to make the Slytherins sing "It's Okay To Be Gay" in the Great Hall."

"I am not allowed to use unforgivable on any living person. . . No reason is acceptable, even if they annoyed me."

"School wide orgies are not 'Interhouse Relations'."

Just because I am able to bend and kiss my own rear-end, does not mean I should.

I am not the direct descendant of Godhhel Hirrefn, the man who invented sex. . . . nor am I related to Haley Visind, the woman who created the idea of death.

I am not allowed to tell Harry that Voldemort changed his dark mark and that it now a purple flower that sits on the left shoulder. . . . Placing said mark on Hermione and Ron when they aren't paying attention is wrong.

Draco Malfoy is not a girl, no matter how girl he acts, and taking his clothes of with magic in public is rude and will be punished with detention.

"Professor Snape is not my father and crawling into his lap and calling him daddy is not appropriate."

"No part of the staff is related to me in anyway so I will not be getting extra credit on homework."

"Bringing Harry Potter series to Hogwarts to cheat on my Divination test is horrible, especially if I leave it in a place I know Harry will see."

Just because they are ghost it doesn't mean that their feelings can't get hurt.

I am not allowed to throw water on lord Voldemort to see if he will melt, that will result in my death and no one will feels sorry for me.

Seamus does not have a drinking problem because he is Irish, telling him to go to AA meetings is very insulting and I will stop doing it immediately.

I am to sit at my own house table, every day and every meal . . . no exceptions.

If I call professor Umbridge, professor "UmBitch" I will get detention, even if I am not talking to her directly. She is still my superior and deserve me respect, no matter how stupid she really is.

Attempting to kill any student, teacher or creature will get me expelled and have an extensive stay in Azkaban.

Filling the entire Great Hall with Jell-O is not allowed, even if it is cherry and nobody doesn't like cherry.

I am not allowed to shrink any of the professors, and selling "pocket-sized Professors" to other children is wrong.

I am not allowed to give twenty different people polyjuice potion with either Fred or George Weasley's hair in it making it so we have 22 identical people running around. . . . I am not supposed to have polyjuice potion to begin with and I am not allowed to use it . . . ever.

I must share the dorm with my roommates. Locking them out of the room for the entire night will get me punished, especially if I get rid of their possessions for more room for mine. It does not matter if I think I need more space.

There is no such thing as "Hump a HufflePuff Day" . . . Nor "Grope a Gryffindor Day" . . . "Spank a Slytherin Day" and "Rub a Ravenclaw Day" also don't exist.

I should stop saying they do. I also need to stop making the cards, t-shirts, mugs, and hats that go along with each day.

House- elves are not my personal slave, making them rub my feet when ever is sit down is wrong. . . . making them carry around my book 'just for the heck of it' will also result in me getting in trouble.

Dumbledore is not Santa, telling first years that he is, is rude. When addressing a teacher I should call them Professor, sir or ma'am . . . Master, mistress, lord, lady, and God are not correct ways to talk to a teacher.

When I ask Harry if I may ride his broom I MUST be talking about his Firebolt, any other interpretation will be considered sexual harassment.

I am not allowed to give miss Norris cat nip and then let her loose in the Great Hall.

I did not see Fred George and Percy having a incestuous gay threesome last night, or ever.

I am not allowed to say that I created a spell that will give you the answer to any question you ask and cannot be detected on a test. . . . saying that I have a spell that will let a person have sex with whoever they want with no consequences. . . . selling the spells for 10 galleons (or any amount of money) is not right. . . . especially if the spell i do give them makes the words "I am a desperate loser" float above their head for two days.

Owning a Giant is illegal, just because I am in school does not mean I won't go to jail.

Sending any of the Weasley children birth control, whether anonymously or not, and saying it's for their mom is in bad taste and will be punished... ... Sending Mr. Weasley a brochure about vasectomies is wrong, and can easily be traced back to me.

Using red spray paint to paint "the Chamber of Fantasies is open again" is mean and will cause some people to have bad nightmares.

The activities that happen in porno's are not real, I am not allowed to recreate them.

When asked to make a potion I MUST use the ingredients and instructions that are given to me BY THE PROFESSOR.

Sending Harry a love letter signed by Voldemort is disturbing and horrifying, and should be avoided.

When writing in red ink I am not allowed to tell first years that it is blood of those who asked me annoying questions.

Acting like I am possessed by an animal or anybody is wrong and frightening. . . . It is also not an excuse for not getting my homework done.

If you have long conversations to yourself/your reflection over weird pointless things, copy this into your profile.

Things I’m Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals (:D totally going to anyway...)

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast (although that would be pretty good.)

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colors indicate that they're "covered in bees"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potions class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a duck (I get this one :D)

42) I do not have an Edward Cullen Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knights Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions (anoder ref to dat movie!)

48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

51) I will not tell Peeves to throw eggs at Professor Snape because "Fred would want you to"

52) I will not show the students "Potter Puppet Pals"

53) I will not convince the Fat Lady to use "I solemnly swear I am up to no good" as the password.

54) I am not allowed to steal Luna Lovegood's shoes

55) I will not call Professor Snape a self-secluded Momma's Boy in class (aw...)

56) I will not use magic to hypnotize my crush at campus to think they're in love with me

57) I will not make "Perfect Symmetry" into a spell

58) I will not prank the Slytherin house as revenge for them insulting my friend

58) I will not ask my teacher why Voldemort does not have a nose

59) I will not ask professor Flitwick why he is so short.

60) I am not allowed to put a Dr. Filibuster Firework under Professor Flitwick's chair to see if he'll fly into the air cartoon-style.

61) I will not bring the Harry Potter books to School for my Divination class, then show Professor Trelawny and demand an O.

If you just read this whole list copy and paste it into your profile then add one more to it!


"Girls Don't Realize These Things"

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head, "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as "I'm Sorry".

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your pr

Her name was Aurora
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
And scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For such a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Laying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

I didn't write this, but if you hate child abuse, copy it into your profile and do anything you can to stop it, because this kind of thing happens everyday. It's wrong, and everyone should do their part to stop it!ofile as "Girls Don't Realize These Things"

*sobs* SO MUCH FEELS!!!!!!!!! I cry so much at these! TT_TT PLEASE, PLEASE HELP STOP THESE THINGS FROM HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*


Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN GIRL RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough
BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

(Yes, some of these are repeated.)

The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying sholder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BEST FRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BEST FRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BEST FRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: will be going to get help once the bullies are done with you.

BEST FRIENDS: will be next to you saying "Damn!! that hurt!! "

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BEST FRIENDS: Will add to it!! ;P

Friends: Will tell you to stop dancing on stage like a moron.

Best friends: Will be up there dancing and singing with you.

FRIENDS:would ignore this
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!


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