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Hello, everyone! Welcome to my page!!!

Please call me toystorylover, or Amira Lander. Those are my names on this site.

Please help me in figuring out concepts on this site. I'll ask if I want an explanation in a PM.

Just for fun. It is not my playlist in order of what it is.. It's my playlist in the order I think is best for each theme.

Opening Credits: Good Time (Owl City)

Waking Up: We Built this City (Starship)

First Day At School: I wanna Be Like Other Girls (Mulan 2)

Making Your New Best Friend: You’ve Got a Friend in Me (Randy Newman) Who doesn’t like Toy Story?

Falling In Love: You Belong with Me (Taylor Swift)

Prom: Just a Dream (Nelly)

Graduation: Give Me Your Hand (The Ready Set)

Life's Okay: Shooting Star (Owl City)

Death of a Close Friend: Haunted (Kelly Clarkson)

Mental Breakdown: Behind These Hazel Eyes (Kelly Clarkson)

Driving: You Can’t Stop the Beat (Hairspray)

Flashback: Ready to Go (Panic! At The Disco)

Getting Back Together: I Knew You Were Trouble (Taylor Swift)

Birth of Child: Shine your Way (Owl City)

Wedding Scene: A Thousand Years (Christina Perri)

Car Accident: Today was a Fairytale (Taylor Swift) Just saying…(Twiddling fingers)

Final Battle: Everybody Dance Now (C&C Music Factory) Hilarious is as hilarious does.

Death Scene: Lechi Lach (Susan Colin) I like Hebrew music. Deal with it.

Funeral song: Breakaway (Kelly Clarkson)

End Credits: The Climb (Miley Cyrus)

Now, on to more fun things...

I love the following things (in no particular order):

COLOR(S): Blue, yellow, pink, red, purple

HOBBIES: computer, reading FanFiction, singing, etc...

MOVIES: Toy Story, Wreck It Ralph, Rise of the Guardians, Tangled, the Lorax, Alvin and the Chipmunks, etc...

TV SHOWS: Phineas and Ferb, Danny Phantom, Gravity Falls, Buzz Lightyear of Star Command, Teen Titans, etc...

BOOKS: Too many to list: Percy Jackson, Dr. Seuss, the Kane Chronicles, Pendragon, the Giver, etc...

SONGS/ARTISTS: Come and Get It, Heart Attack, Summer (Where Do We Begin?), Other Phineas and Ferb songs, Notice Me, Horton, etc...

If anyone wants an OC to any of their stories, tell me the story idea, and if I should be a human, alien, animal, etc. I'll be happy to take offers.

How to keep a steady level of insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For the World's Biggest Ball of Cheese.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile!

40 Ways to Make School more Awesome!

1 Draw a smiley face on a mirror and shout, "Who on earth is that?"

2 During a test clap every few seconds, when a teacher asks you what you're doing say, "My light bulb isn't working."

3 Run down the hallways shouting, "He's after me, he's after me!" over and over.

4 During a test randomly start humming the 'Psych' theme song.

5 in class, pretend you get all call on a 'fake' phone and say, "Okay I'm on my way sir." And break down a door.

6 Bring a stuff animal to school and push it back and forth. When a teacher finally asks what you are doing, say. "My imaginary friend is trying to steal my stuff animal."

7 When you are in the gym full of people and it's silent. And suddenly you hear whispering or a yelp, stand up and shout. "Don't worry I'll save you!"

8 When the announcements come on, fall to your knees, cover your ears and shout. "No! No! It's those voices again!"

9 During a test and the room is silent, stand up and shout, "Elmo's World!"

10 When you rotate, go up to someone and asked, "Do you have any Skittles?"

11 When you're walking down the hallways, grab someone's arm and cry out. "They're everywhere! They're everywhere!" Over and over till you get dragged away.

12 Bring a bed sheet to school, use it like a cape, and in class run up to the front of the class room and shout, "I am a superhero!"

13 When someone does an evil laugh start singing, 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands'.

14 Go up to a random person and say, "I am a Psychic, so you better watch it pal!"

15 When you see someone pick up a cookie at lunch run up to them and say, "I'd drop that if I were you, you really don't want to go to the dark side."

16 Stare at a light bulb and say, "I see the light!"

17 After 20 seconds have gone by on a test, shout, "This doesn't make any sense! How do people live with this?”

18 Run down the hallways screaming, "We're going to die! The aliens have come to eat our brains!"

19 Put your phone on the 'volume' part; wait till someone calls during class. When your phone goes off, get up and start doing the sprinkler dance.

20 Go up to people and yell, "I am the Almighty! Fear the fuzzy! Fear it! Even though I'm not fuzzy."

21 During class start muttering, "Cow poop, yes I've defiantly stepped in cow poop… I hate nature."

22 Sit by some people you don't know and start talking about how your house burned down by a chicken nugget.

23 Go up to someone and knock on their head and ask, "Are you sure there are no aliens in there?"

24 Go up to a guy and scream, "Oh. My. Gosh. Are you superman?" Squeal and run away.

25 Walk up to someone in a sneaky way and say, "We're undercover, watch out." And walk away like you're heading to class.

26 Drop something in front of someone and quickly blame it on the wall.

27 Start singing a German song during class. Till people think you're whacko.

28 Start talking to the wall with a bunch of people around you, watching.

29 When your teacher is talking, echo every word he/she says. If he/she glares at you to stop, point at the person next to you.

30 When the teacher calls you up to write something on the board, stare at it for a few minutes. When the teacher finally asks you 'what's wrong' say, "I don't know what to write."

31 Go into the bathroom (make sure people are in there) close the door, wait for a few minutes, and then shout, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

32 Run up to someone and do a ninja move, then say, "Don't mess with me! I'm ninja!"

33 Poke someone with a dull pencil and say, "Why—aren't—you—dying?"

34 Go into the middle of the lunchroom and at the top of your lungs shout, "It's so fluffy!"

35 Go up to a random person and say, "Person, I am now officially your father or in other words: Person, I am your father!"

36 When a class laughs at you say, "Laugh it up fuzz balls!"

37 When you walk down the hallways and someone is behind you say, "Someone move this walking carpet out of my way!"

38 Walk in a class and yell, "I'm home!"

39 When the speakers go on, get up screaming, "There's a ghost in this room!"

40 Go into the bathroom, (Again make sure there are people in there) go up to a toilet and look at the switch that makes the toilet flush, say, "Ooh, something shiny!" Push it and freak out when you see the water swirling and scream, "It's alive! It's going to suck me in!" Then run out (still) screaming.

Things to do in an Elevator: (Seriously, Do Them)

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) SAY I love you really loudly to anyone/anything that gets in then keep trying to kiss/hug them

50 Ways to Land Yourself In Detention:

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask

” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “But He likes it.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, say loudly enough to hear, "I think that (insert teachers name) is really nice and amazing."

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Handd n a esay were everee wurd iz mizpelt.

25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early”.

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!”

32. *

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T SNOG YOU!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go " OOOHH I KNOW THIS"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, “I forgot"

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.


1. Every time he begins an evil laugh, hum "If you're happy and you know it clap your hands"

2. Constantly perform ancient rituals in his library, when he asks what's going on, you tell him that you were trying to get rid of "Evil spirits" and give him a reproving glare.

3. Hide cardboard cut-outs of Danny in his closet.

4. Randomly sign him up for boy scouts.

5. Criticize him for his vampire fangs

6. Walk around in a sheet and scream "OOOOoooo!"

7. Constantly give him new cosmetics to get ride of his "blue complexion"

8. Call him “the Vladstier” or "V man".

9. Make his cell phone ring tone The DP theme

10. Every time he switches to ghost mode, scream out "Oh are you gonna go ghost? Oh say it! Go ghost!!"

11. Remind him to get a cat.

12. Ask him why he doesn't have a theme song.

13. Because he doesn't have a theme song, you write your own, and they are entitled "This is the Dawning of the Age of Plasmius," "Twinkle, Twinkle little Vlad," and "Vlad Will Survive"

14. Poke him in the stomach... HARD. When he asks you you're reason for doing this, you tell him that you were trying to make him “go ghost”.

15. Beg him to take you to Disney World so you can meet Mickey Mouse.

16. Get Edna Mode to come in and criticize him about his cape, and then have her redesign a costume for him.

17. Tell him he needs a "really keen emblem just like Danny Phantom's." Force him to wear one that says "VP"

18. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play hide and seek.

19. Ask him to duplicate himself so you can play Marco Polo.

20. Bug him about his evil plots. To no end. (Particularly the one involving the Fright Knight, the Crown of Fire, and the Fenton Ecto-Suit...)

21. Find out when his birthday is and anonymously send him a cat. Make sure he never finds out it was you.

22. Rub it in that Danny is the future ruler.

23. Force him to go ghost and give you a piggy back ride or you'll shove him in your thermos.

24. Put a ghost alarm in his house so whenever he walks in a really loud annoying alarm comes on.

25. Go in his house and wander around the halls and when he asks what you’re doing say “going ghost!” and then pretend to fly away.

26. Completely make over his green and gold Packers color scheme.

27. Rent a room in his castle to the Box Ghost. Rent another room to Klemper.

28. Claim You bought the Green Bay Packers. Say you wore the city down to make them sell.

29. Constantly ask him why he shoots pink beams.

30. Get Sam and Tucker to follow him around the castle and "bother" him, Potter Puppet Pals style.

31. Hire the same idiots Vlad hired in Million Dollar Ghost and anonymously put a bounty on his head.

32. Record an answering machine message on his answering machine saying:

a) "Hello, you have reached the idiot ghost who believes he will rule the world. He's a little delusional right now, while coming up with his next evil scheme. Leave a message after the beep!”


b) "Hello, you've reached Vlad Plasmius. He is not here right now, because he is currently occupied curling his ghostly hair and searching for his lost blankie. Leave a message after the beep!"

33. Get him a parrot and have it lecture him on proper villain lingo. Namely: "No cookie expletives!"

34. Call him a "seriously crazed-up fruit loop"

35. Ask him to help you with the scrapbook your making that depicts all of his greatest failures.

36. Give him a battle cry and bug him constantly until he says it, then squeal.

37. Put his costume in the washer along with the brightest red sock with the cheapest dye job you can find. Blame it on Youngblood when he finds out.

38. Doodle on his Ray Nitschke football.

39. Steal Danny's Thermos, and use it as a Time-out device.

40. Make his castle a pretty pink princess one.

41. Cut off his ponytail.

42. Replace his cape with a bed sheet that has:

a) Hello Kitty

b)Disney Princesses

c) The Mickey Mouse Head

d)The Nick Logo (The one at the bottom right of the screen)

e) Danny's Face

f) Cheese

43. Send him multiple invitations to the Box Ghost and the Lunch Lady's wedding.

44. Ask him a dumb question like this... "In The Ultimate Enemy, when you told Danny some things are better left unsaid and we see that the Evil Danny kills Danny Fenton...is that considered a murder or suicide?"

45. Suck him into the Fenton Thermos and continually bang it against a hard, concrete wall.

46. Put your finger in his face and say, "I’m...not...touching you! I’m...not...touching you!"

47. Put jack's face ALL OVER his house on EVERYTHING, even on his football stuff.

48. Follow him around ask every other second: "Where ya going?"

49. Whenever he goes ghost get in a really stupid costume and drag him door to door Trick-or-Treating.

50. “Borrow” his cape and jump around acting like The Superhero Danny Phantom counter part.


1. Put his hair out.

2. Shake the Fenton Thermos he's in the same manner you would when making a milkshake--shaken, not stirred.

3. Ask him of he has an evil bug in his butt.

4. Make comments about how much he is like his “cheese-head archenemy”

5. Constantly ask him why it took him so long to get past the ghost shield and into Amity Park.

6. Tell him that you’re his best friend and hug him.

7. Remind him often of how he was so much cuter back when he still had his human half.

8. Tell him that his face is gonna freeze like that if he keeps it up. Oh, too late.

9. Sharpie out his emblem.

10. Laugh when his ghost sense goes off.

11. Grab his forked tongue when it comes out and hang onto it.

12. Any time he walks into a building, hit the fire alarm.

13. Before he can take off, grab the end of his cape so he falls down.

14. Imitate his seriously awesome fork tongue hisssssssssss

15. Admonish him for being so stupid as to not notice a gigantic purple football floating in the middle of the Ghost Zone.

16. Give him breath mints. He obviously needs them.

17. Take a fire extinguisher to his head then treat him for third degree burns.


19. Ask him if he can cut apples with his ears.

20. Get him to open juice cartons with his teeth.

21. Force him to sing at your Christmas karaoke party.

22. Set the Boooomerang to his energy signature.

23. Chant his name every time you see him. When he finally asks why, say it’s because it makes Ember's hair bigger, so why not yours?

24. Remind him of Tucker's horrid singing by having Tucker sing "Strange Fire" for him.

25. Jerry Springer special: "I had my human half removed!"

26. Tell him a billion times a day that he got beaten by his “weaker” self

27. Accuse him of being a rip off of Danny

28. Tell him that the emblem looks stupid on him.

29. Make him relive his childhood by forcing him to watch Danny Phantom episodes over and over.

30. Make (evil) Dan and (good) Danny dolls, then have Danny beat the crud out of the Dan doll.

31. Every time he does or says something, ask him "Why?" and "How does that make you feel?"

32. Constantly poke him in the back to see if he'll "hole" your arm through.

33. Tell Valerie where he lives.

34. Mock his teeny little goatee.

35. Roast marshmallows over his head. And maybe hot dogs if you can stay near him long enough.

36. Ask him where he gets the asbestos scrunchies for his ponytail.

37. Leave Valerie a message (in Dan's voice) asking her out on a date.

38. Sneak up behind him and scream like a fangirl: right in his pointy ears!

39. Record something like "I am a ghost, fear me" or "I am evil, hear me roar" and play it every time he starts to speak.

40. Call him at very late, random times in the night to ask very complicated questions.

41. Tape a neon sign to his head that reads: EVIL!

42. Get him a cat.

43. Place a sign near where he lives that reads: “Beware of evil ghost”

44. Ask what he did to the poor snake whose tongue he ripped off.

45. Bring in Edna Mode. "NO CAPES!!"

46. File off his fangs when he isn't paying attention. He'll be talking with a lisp for a good while.

47. Tell him he needs to see a chiropractor about his neck

48. Tickle him.

49. Wash his suit with red clothes.

50. When he walks in a room full of people shout: "Oh my gosh it’s Dan Phantom! We’re all gonna die!" and get everyone screaming before shouting "Oh wait, he got beaten by a 14 year old boy!" Then have everyone laugh at him.

How to Be Annoying:

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme constantly.

Staple papers in the middle of the page.

Ask 0800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home.

Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

Set alarms for random times.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.

Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies.

Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure can’t catch!!”

In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break.

When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Way to crush a child's dreams.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is jerk cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line

hahahah!! funnyness!!

10 Facts I Know About You

1) You are reading this sentence.
2) You are realizing that that is a stupid fact.
4) You didn't notice that I skipped three.
5) You checked.
6) You're smiling.
7) You are still reading this.
9) You didn't realize that I skipped eight.
10) You checked again and are smiling about how you fell for it again.
11) You are enjoying this.
12) You didn't realize that there were only supposed to be ten facts.
13) You didn't realize that, up until this one, there were ten facts.

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Please look at the polls that I post occasionally, and vote! I need somewhere to start.

Lastly, I'm a first-time writer, so don't hesitate to give me any tips. Thank you. Now read my stories, review, and enjoy!

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