Name: Michael (other aliases include: God, and that creepy guy standing behind you)
gender: Male... Technically.
Here are some sexy quotes that leave me with creamed knickers:
Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. But those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live. -In Exterminatus Extremis
An open mind is like a fortress with it's gates un-barred and it's walls unguarded
HERESY! -everyone from 40K ever.
There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time. Guilty.
Revenge is a dish best served with mayonnaise and those little cheesy things on sticks.
They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now! -Chesty Puller
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. -Mark Twain
It's happening. -Ron Paul
Excuse me, but why are you such a prick? -Me
"I'm not being racist, I'm just judging you by the colour of your skin."
I will be your doom! - Juhani
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often. -Oliver Herford
Christians are a funny lot, aren't they? It doesn't seem to matter what their God does, they'll just keep on loving him regardless. -Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw