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Joined Jul '13, Austria

Ba-bouss!


Nick name (I liked to be called like that!): Windy Fly Gender: potato salad Age: 15,327 Fav. food: vegetable pie, fruit leather, cucumber sushi, spring rolls, Book: Skulduggery Pleasant Movies: Tron-the Legacy, Castle in the sky, (T)raumschiff Surprise, The Last Unicorn, the sureal short films from 'Genius Party Beyond' Games: Pokemon (Ruby, Diamond, Heartgold), Digimon Racing, Rayman, Skylanders, Skyrim, Megaman, Guitar Hero, Drawn to Life, Terraria, Unmechanical, Dance! Dance! Revolution,... Hobbies: Drawing, crooked karaoke, daydreaming, reading, gaming, bike riding, dressing up, cooking, jumping in mud or river with clothes on, dancing in the rain, running Things I like: Wind and air, shade, coolness, crystals & minerals, parodies without niveau and Youtube-poops, winter, pumpkins, mysteries, riddles, optical illusions, fancy-dancy decoration, details, wolves, foxes, bunnies, loyalty, meat-eating plants, bright and colorful fower beds, lava streams, obsidian, the moon, the smell of glue and gasoline, masks, ginxing (taling in sync), heavy dosis of sarcasm until you come to a point where nobody even knows what you actually think, explosions, unnecessary fight scenes, Dragonforce guitar solos, my big brother... Things I dislike: Bugs, heat, bright light, meat, hospitals (I know they're important but they just depress me), modern art, over-protectiveness, the smell of roses and flowers, birds singing, sweat, braces, babies, the taste bitter, revenge, crowded places, people interpreting things where nothing is, ticks, card games, most sweets, my big brother...
Akatsukicons!

Itachi: -/.\- Deidara: o.\/ Zetsu: \o.o/ Tobi: @ Sasori: -.- Kakuzu: $-$


"If you want to write 'in character', start to read and write 'out of character'. Only when you know how the character would never act, you know how he really would." -kusari-de

I made up 'yo mama' jokes Naruto style! Repost if you want and add more! XD

-Yo mama so fat, even Pein, the leader and god of the Akatsuki, can't move her to the side with his almighty push!
- Yo mama so fat, if she exploded, she'd make a bigger explosion then Deidara's C0!
-Yo mama so fat, Zetsu could never eat her up if he had to depose her corpse!
-Yo mama so ugly, if Hidan sacrificed her to Lord Jashin it would be considered a sin!
-Yo mama so fat, if she was a puppet, Sasori couldn't move her with his chakra threads!
-Yo mama so fat, if Tobi tried to suck her into his dimension with the forbidden time-space technique, he'd fail!
-Yo mama so fat, even Itachi, master of illusions, can't create an illusion with his Sharingan where she appears thin!
-Yo mama so fat, if her fat was turned into chakra, she'd have more power then the ten-tails!
-Yo mama so fat, even Naruto doesn't believe it!

-Yo mama so fat, if Ino saw her, she wouldn't feel fat anymore and stop her diet!


Ninjas have everything, from sneaking skills to effective assassinations. The full list of their abilities is hidden at the end of Pi. Copy&paste if you agree!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you noticed that the Akatsuki members usually get defeated after they rip off their cloaks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most of the teen population is involved in drugs and alchohol. If you like bagels, copy and paste this into your profile.


I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.


Being a writer gives you the chance to be the dictator of your own imaginary world.


Ways To Annoy People At The Cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Sing with the theme music.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly during the emotional, sad and silent parts of the movie.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.


1) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
2) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
3) Ask people what sex they are. laugh hysterically after they answer.
4) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
5) Sing along at the opera.


A funny thing I found about the best word ever:

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"


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